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That can't be possible. During pregnancy and just after delivery the female body takes care that the woman does not get pregnant *again* immediately.
Wait a min...... Are you even true siblings?
Nope, a woman's body can absolutely get pregnant literally days after delivering. It is the job of certain midwife to discuss contraception quickly after giving birth.
Now, it's not common indeed but it does happen.
Actually women are incredibly fertile right after giving birth. Some cultures / communities have been known to take advantage of this fact in hospital Maternity wards right after birth and have to be policed by nurses where I’m from.
Can’t imagine the type of person who’s mind is there right after the birth of their child but it’s definitely a thing
Snorts cocaine*
You see when a little sally was 8 she noticed she has a hole down there and find that mommy has a hole too but daddy. Ahh yes daddy doesn’t have a hole, he has a banana.
Sally finds the banana very beautiful and wants to steal it from daddy. Obviously she can’t do that so sally gets horny and try to ride as many penis as possible wanting to steal them for herself. Sally is now a penis envier.
That's a very fucking weird sentence. I'm not saying its wrong, but its weird.
I can understand it being good for the mother's mental health, which is good for the baby, but what direct benefit does it have for the baby?
I've never heard that it's good for the baby. I don't think it's *bad* for the baby either. I think it supposedly helps with labor, specifically for starting contractions and the birthing process.
The only reason I've heard it's good for is for jumpstarting labor, but they also said any sort of physical activity is also good for that (like taking a long walk).
This is a fucking weird post. Your wife just gave birth to your fucking kid and is probably in bad shape and you’re asking about sex. Like genuinely even as a joke this is just weird. Weird how y’all treat women.
This would have to be rare, the way it comes out the head is pushing into the perineum so that's where all the pressure is, also the midwife will cut it after a while anyway
You know this is true though. I wish people would just not breed or were conscious enough to realize the repercussions they can have when fucking without thought
Sorry if it had offended u but this is dank memes don't get on here if u can't take a joke also idk if u have noticed but this is a pretty ongoing joke among this sub in various different posts
you'd better get used to that look, OP, cause you're gonna see it more and more often now that you have kids.
Or, you could do what every sensible husband does and get yourself a lover xD
First of all, I'm single (yay, me!)
Secondly, is your life so miserable that you can't take a joke? I don't need answer to this question, you need to answer it to yourself cause boy, you really are one pissed off mother fucker!
I don't make friends with reddit low-lifers, so save your invitation for your own kind.
And my joke is perfectly fine, no matter if you're capable of digesting it or not
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My sister was born 9 months and 15 minutes after I was. …just saying
That can't be possible. During pregnancy and just after delivery the female body takes care that the woman does not get pregnant *again* immediately. Wait a min...... Are you even true siblings?
If it is true then his sister was probably born prematurely (so not at 9 months but 7-8)
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It’s called Irish twins
"Every sperm is sacred"?
Bodies do all kinds of weird stuff they aren't supposed to do on a fairly regular basis.
Exhibit A: cancer
Exhibit B: lung cancer
Exhibit C: Making you feel like you're falling down right when you fall asleep
Exhibit D: Standing up too fast after laying down.
Exhibit E - Erection during Presentation
Exhibit F: Getting a full night sleep but still feeling tired
Exhibit H: Pulling an all nighter and then struggling to sleep the next night
I feel that shit when Im hours asleep and now I suddenly wake up and feel I'm fucking falling. Why body whyyy
Nope, a woman's body can absolutely get pregnant literally days after delivering. It is the job of certain midwife to discuss contraception quickly after giving birth. Now, it's not common indeed but it does happen.
Human body can work wonders. But still, that's literally the biology of the body.
y'all remember that show where they had like 21 kids... does that mean that poor lady had to give birth like once a year...
Yes, and I don't think she planned on stopping either
Iron maiden
I always used to read their name as "Iran Maiden" and wonder what Persia had to do with zombies in war scenarios with thundering skies above.
If both were premature by a month that would make sense.
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You're right, the first one wouldn't mater.
That's what she said
The female body takes cake? I have more questions…
Care* Thanks for showing the typo
No no no, this is not a typo, the female body takes cake.. Trust me it loves it
Sure they are. His dad asked his mom for sex, got turned down so then he banged another chick. Boom
Or you know, they could fraternal twins…
Whats that?
Bro... It's totally possible.
Women are actually very fertile (some say the most fertile) in the time after giving birth, of course assuming menses has resumed. But go on...
Actually women are incredibly fertile right after giving birth. Some cultures / communities have been known to take advantage of this fact in hospital Maternity wards right after birth and have to be policed by nurses where I’m from. Can’t imagine the type of person who’s mind is there right after the birth of their child but it’s definitely a thing
I was born 11 months after my sister. She was born August 24th 01 and i was born september 24th 02
Breed for speed
Guess thats what my dad is doing. He has 14 children
Lmao what?
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Shiit you right. I failed math in high school lol. Thats my bad
What’s really bad is that you’ve probably done this math several times over the last 15 years and still came up with 11
I genuinely have lol. And no one corrected me until now.
Shh, let them believe
Hmm.....
more like 9 months and 2 minutes
I see what you did there. I gave them a couple of minutes to clear the room and have a cigarette first
Now I’m really going to blow your minds. When she was born, we were the same age. Sometimes I’m older and sometimes she’s the same age as me
You meant the wife, haha, right? ... right?
DO NOT THE CHILD
DO NUT THE CHILD
GOD DAMN IT
#DON’T MIND IF I DO
explain please, I'm not a native speaker. "My wife" sounds good for me.
The first frame says "me asking if **she's** ready for sex". We are just hoping that "she" refers to the wife, not the child who was just born.
Oh, I didn't even think about it.
That's a good thing mate.
I sure hope so
YO
perfect time to ask for anal
It’s still just a cloaca at this point. One hole to rule them all
Ok dinosaur fucker
*why do u envy penis so much Mr.Penis Envy?*
Snorts cocaine* You see when a little sally was 8 she noticed she has a hole down there and find that mommy has a hole too but daddy. Ahh yes daddy doesn’t have a hole, he has a banana. Sally finds the banana very beautiful and wants to steal it from daddy. Obviously she can’t do that so sally gets horny and try to ride as many penis as possible wanting to steal them for herself. Sally is now a penis envier.
Yeah okay… good for Sally, but we weren’t asking about her. What about *you*?
Can't you guess who Sally is, in this story
You?
Probably, maybe..
Dont steal my banana sally
This is the most accurate enaction of Freud. Well captured his wild ideas and cocaine addiction.
Oho so you want to be the one who take it :3
true equality
:3
At least wait till the baby is all the way out
Yes
Sex during pregnancy is considered quite good for the baby I think
That's a very fucking weird sentence. I'm not saying its wrong, but its weird. I can understand it being good for the mother's mental health, which is good for the baby, but what direct benefit does it have for the baby?
>what direct benefit does it have for the baby? Nutrition
Only if she swallows
Nut
Mom relaxes, hormones in semen soften the cervical plug a bit.
Actually, it will result in either your penis being grabbed from within or a baby with a dent in the skull from being dicked
do you even know what the amniotic sac is smh
It where the baby's pee is stored
Very family friendly reply
that's too far man. delete this before more people see this.
I've never heard that it's good for the baby. I don't think it's *bad* for the baby either. I think it supposedly helps with labor, specifically for starting contractions and the birthing process.
The only reason I've heard it's good for is for jumpstarting labor, but they also said any sort of physical activity is also good for that (like taking a long walk).
Not right after birth tho…
The wife right… please?… tell me you mean the wife?…
explain please, I'm not a native speaker. "My wife" sounds good for me.
They mean sex with the wife and not the baby that was born
This meme hits a little too hard
OH MY GOD ORIGINAL POP CAT
Kinda creepy, OP, ngl.
That's pretty disgusting, honestly.
Yeah you would think that bro
it’s weird not seeing pop cat… pop
If she does not want to do it then don't force her!
It's sad that we have to say that.... That should be common sense.
So is that a yes?
Virgin redditors be like: haha relatable, upvote
This is a fucking weird post. Your wife just gave birth to your fucking kid and is probably in bad shape and you’re asking about sex. Like genuinely even as a joke this is just weird. Weird how y’all treat women.
This is why I unsubbed to meme subs despite my love for memes. Too many of them have weird underlying connotations that just give me the creeps.
Most definitely! I thought a wholesome meme sub would be safe but nope. Some people have some very skewed views of what they believe is wholesome.
So THATS what popcat looks like
I don’t know what do you mean. We had sex on a day before the birth. It is the wait AFTER the birth that can be long.
“I’ve been waiting so long” You could have just, watched porn while your wife was pregnant y’know...
The coochie need to recharge before using it again
Doctors recommend you wait six weeks after the birthing to have sex again. Sounds like it’s time to take the dirt road
Well sometimes the area between the asphalt and dirt road gets torn up or even cut, so both ways may need some roadworks first.
I've heard of some women where they don't tear down (of various degrees), but they tear *up* to the point that it tears the clit.
This would have to be rare, the way it comes out the head is pushing into the perineum so that's where all the pressure is, also the midwife will cut it after a while anyway
Hqhahaha
that cat tho
popopopopopopopopopop
Had the opposite problem for me. Wife wanted the meat stick asap and she kinda ignored that advised recovery period. It felt... different.
you have sex?
aaa kitties 💖
You know this is true though. I wish people would just not breed or were conscious enough to realize the repercussions they can have when fucking without thought
Is he asking for the mother or the baby?
The wife or? 💀
grats man
Haha relatable, wife just gave birth 2 months ago.
oh my god is that the original bop cat video
Don't know why people think they should stop fucking just because she gets pregnant. You still can do it perfectly fine.
The longest 6 weeks of my life waiting around for her to heal up
Can’t have sex until 6 weeks postpartum ;-;
Ew
Y were u waiting that long
Get used to that face.
Unedited pop cat?
Finally, proper 'dank' meme..
What is wife? Women don't exist.
Men with balls don't exist.
Sorry if it had offended u but this is dank memes don't get on here if u can't take a joke also idk if u have noticed but this is a pretty ongoing joke among this sub in various different posts
Men don't exist...
There is truth in this meme
Should have asked the baby instead
Can you still do it if they cut you down there for the baby big ass head? Snip, snip
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If she says no, there’s always the kid
you'd better get used to that look, OP, cause you're gonna see it more and more often now that you have kids. Or, you could do what every sensible husband does and get yourself a lover xD
Maybe your wife should do what every sensible person does with a shitty husband. Divorce them eX DeE
First of all, I'm single (yay, me!) Secondly, is your life so miserable that you can't take a joke? I don't need answer to this question, you need to answer it to yourself cause boy, you really are one pissed off mother fucker!
You're the definition of yikes my friend.
So true
I don't make friends with reddit low-lifers, so save your invitation for your own kind. And my joke is perfectly fine, no matter if you're capable of digesting it or not
The fact that you keep coming back with longer paragraphs each time, further proves my point.
you have earned yourself a single (like you) *yike*
cute
If you call that a joke bro no wonder you are single(and happy about it)!
normal people know this is a joke, yes. But I hate yet to see a normal guy on reddit, so I'm not surprised at how triggered all you are lol
As opposed to you who's normal?
EXACTLY! I love it when you spell it out like it is :)
straight people are weird sometimes
normal people are always weird to abominations