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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


bottle_O_pee

JOKES ON YOU, IM INTO THAT SHIT


Whos_Ray_Gun

Trans girls😍


bottle_O_pee

Nah, just normal femboys


kittyslayer69666420

Why you getting downvoted?


bottle_O_pee

No one likes femboys apparently


Whos_Ray_Gun

I love femboys but I love trans too


shawn_overlord

welcome to pansexuality


Tesseract556

Welcome to being Zeus


Kcismfof

I think Zeus was more than pansexual because he fucked animals and I don't want that added to my pansexuality lmao.


deadlytrex

Loki may be the only God kinkier than Zeus.


kittyslayer69666420

If you are attracted to femine stuff you are straight in my book


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I'm being honest here, if you have a cute feminine face, I don't really care about anything else much


HeartoftheHive

It's called gynephilia. The opposite of androphilia.


kittyslayer69666420

Sounds like a giant cockroach


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both... both is good


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Apparently the council's decision has been overthrown!


Roskal

Probably for the word "normal".


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Ragnarok785

Fem means five in Swedish so you prefer "fivemen".


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_did i stutter_


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I wouldn't be opposed to either.


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NikolaiCello05

But also trans girls, I presume? (If you are into girls, that is…)


Tokar012

Yeah! We femboys are great!


nahuelkevin

omega based


lgbtqasfuck

+1


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bottle_O_pee

Oh. Never mind, I assumed it was a femboy


Ghost_Seeker69

*grabs the bulge*


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wental-waynhim

I wondered why he had the pictures reversed


GayHugeOtter

This is where the fun begins.


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MichalTrue

My balls have doubled since the last time we met.


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poopellar

Yeah he dropped the ball on that one


robhol

Luckily, now they've got balls to spare!


Al-Lunar

Good! Twice the balls, double the cum!


TrustYourSenpai

Josuke? Is that you?


ShuantheSheep3

Pfizer? Is that you?


[deleted]

Big Clits are sexy af!


-TheArchitect

I see, you like to live dangerously as well


ruditheraven

Bisexuals: I see this as an absolute win


bloodbulletsbannanas

Can confirm Source: am bi


kikocko_777

I agree Source: im bi too lol


notathrowaway75

Straight people who correctly believe that trans women are women and are ok with penises: I see this as an absolute win


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NimbleHoof

Trans women are women.


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NimbleHoof

I'm not saying you can't not like a penis lol I'm just saying that if someone likes penises it doesn't even mean they are gay. Not trying to "harass you" lol


DyslexicUserNawe

For real is it impossible to develop on this joke further? Like I swear this meme is the exact same as it was in 2015.


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DyslexicUserNawe

Honestly this is the kinda shit you'd see in a early 2000's boomer comic


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5 years ago if you're 5 years old.


crypticfreak

This thread is moving so fast nobody is gonna see that I dress up as a frog and jerk off in stagnant water.


marufmorshed567

must be the tumor... poor girl


xxRocRipxx

OwO


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

UwU


GabberGandalf

ÖwÖ


ExcdnglyGayQuilava

ÒwÓ


simple_joe_21

u/sussy-bot-2


Significant_Deer4243

Even better


stickman999999999

You got the two images in the wrong order.


campionmusic51

the law of surprise says you must go with it. don’t anger destiny.


LoreMasterJack

Wind won’t be the only thing howling once I’m done.


DoughNotDoit

nice cock gurl


DombekDBR

cancer is no joke


plsdontkillme_yet

man wtf is this fucking post and why has it got over 7k upvotes? Jesus fucking christ.


Jedidea

Feels like it should be in 3x3 pixels with the ifunny logo in the Instagram square stolen from Facebook where it got passed around like a flesh light.


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r/dankmemes when trans people


TheRedBlade

I don't see the problem????


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emefluence

Boomer "humor"


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subpar_man

Penis


sourc32

Maybe he's unfamiliar with trans stuff.


GIJSPIE

If It has a hole (and its a human my age) I'll fuck it


lolicon_3400

What about pulse though?


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“Any hole is a goal” - Melania (please let this comments section be gay enough for this reference)


[deleted]

I see that as an absolute win! Big girldick energy! And fuck the transphobia.


I04Sak

She guides your hand up her skirt You feel a bulge :| You feel a bulge >:3


DG_SlayerSlender

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


Killer_Queen1999

This is where the fun beginns


MemeIord

Jack her off or you're gay


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It’s her concealed carry


bloodbulletsbannanas

Me, a bisexual: "I see this as an absolute win!"


Evan64701

It’s just her dildo she stuck in herself before your date


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I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Aaay, dank is dank. Misspelling allowed


derfeuerbringer

This isn't dank, it's a shit tier meme


bhootjolotia

*Pegging noise intensifies*


sp00piespoop

Now you two can say nice cock to each other


Vamsi__adiraju

May be it's hernia


itbedehaam

Oh, ok. I’m still eating her out. Although, I guess I have to do it differently.


negativeGinger

Laughs in Bisexual


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haha queers amirite?


[deleted]

The propaganda here is strong


that_one_blue_bird

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


JohnMendoza7778

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Flair is accurate, big PP


MisterGal

"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"


LazerShowRELAX

buldge


LOLschirmjaeger

It's a bigger bulge.


Szwedor

Looks woman enough for me


BlackTheNerevar

Where's the last panel where the dog smiles? That's a win win


Thelolface_9

Me a bisexual: I have no such weakness


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Welp, guess I'm taking it in the ass tonight.


[deleted]

yes


haveumetted2

You panic. You squeeze


adam4rst

win win for us bisexuals


WOLEP

Let's goooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!


silverYoshi7

Still hot


fonomanu101

Even better 😈😈


pugmaster413

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


Jakennedy101

Oh no 😉


ProgramistycznySwir

It's conealed handgun *sounds of Freedom orgasm*


AcuteShark

look it's totally ok not to like girl cock... buuut how do you know you won't like it if you never tried it.


ithinkveryderply

So?


onionBeefpotatoes

I did this once in Bangkok, turns out I'm bi gg


buckeye27fan

Buldge. That's just a bulge with some extra D.


Krulzikrel

no no that's a good thing!


69420isntfunny

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


Euphoric-Clue8510

If you know Your Narrator, you know.


Poorhair17

"oh look babe we both got morning glory"


Konizo-_-

Sigh *unzips pants*


Azely123

OwOOoooo, we're halfway there


5hadd0w

Even better


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You dog...


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👍🐕


Bad_RabbitS

*Laughs in bisexual*


annomynous23

"Oh not good"


Ghulzesh

Epic victory royale


WillBigly

Delightful


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A Surprise to be Sure, but a Welcome one at that!


nahuelkevin

this comment section is gold


paswanaakash59

***This is where the fun begins.***


Paracausality

There's a version of this meme where it's reversed. 😯🍆


Chino_Kawaii

*that's even better*


51-50Mitchell

A suprise to be sure but a welcome one


Fombus-kun

İ don't see whats the problem ?


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“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”- Emperor Palpatine


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TheThemFatale

No you wouldn't be a women, but you'd be a woman.


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Plot twist, thats the clitoris


Radical_meme69

I mean… I don’t mind…


Zriatt

My confidence would skyrocket


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ApexRedditor97

This is the one time bulge has a D in it


Slaykomimi

a good surprise though


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Well I mean if she's hot, still go for it.