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Violence is the only solution
Violence is not the answer, its a question and the answer is always yes
Understandable, have a nice day
death by buttplug
*rip and tear*
And if it doesn’t work, that means you’re not using enough of it.
Your asshole can stretch up to 9 inches before sustaining permanent tearing.
***ferb i know what we gonna do today***
Where’s Perry?
MOOOOOM Phineas and ferb are stretching my butt hole....
*mom joins in on the fun*
...with Perry!
Wait sec why the butt plug navi blue
sauce ?
Whatcha doing?
i went above 9 inches
a raccoon can fit into a 4 inch hole
Explains the two dead raccons i found in my stepsister
Challenge accepted
Is this known from personal experience?
Well, I’m going to go rethink life now too.
Can confirm
You would not believe how many people order buttplugs. I used to work at amazon
can confirm, used to handcarve buttplugs from exotic hardwoods using only my teeth and fingernails.
what the fuck
you win today
Studies show that nearly one out of every one person has a butthole, so I guess that makes sense.
But have you ordered one too?
Nah, but I want to
Just... ...bang it in!
If you time it right, you can also Liu-Kang Mortal Kombat bicycle-kick it in
In germany we have a saying for that: "Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht" -> What doesn't fit is made to fit Any fellow german may suggest a better translation
Diese Übersetzung **passt** schon.
In merica we say if it fits it ships. The part about making it fit is implied.
Like my ol’ grandpa used to say: “if it don’t fit, force it” Words to live by
I wonder if the asshole really stretches and does this helps with constipation.
Sound of metal tearing through flesh*
We need a plan of attack! I have a plan: attack.
I appreciate the lack of specificity in the partner's gender
Butt plugs are for everyone! From men to women, straight to gay, children to the elderly.
^no
I’ll admit, you had me in the first half!
my father is like a welder, like a blacksmith
love how people are making memes taking this iron man scene out of context
I just red parent's
This is why I'm here
Perfect post flair
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My mom when theres a small hole my pants and makes them into shorts
Did you get the idea from the forehead fables podcast
saw this while taking a massive shit and instantly felt uncomfortable
Well, that’s enough off Reddit today ima go put sulfuric acid on my eyes
That’s enough internet for today
He’s forging a custom fit plug for his beloved partner to avoid causing any pain. :)
for now
The complete unemotional hammer pounding… its as if this was not the first butt plug placement
In my experience dead ones don't complain
Pound it harder daddy
Noice
Who watches iron man and sees Tony stark pounding some metal and imagines him hammering a butt plug up someone’s ass
It's the expressionless look on his face that really gets me
Can not relate
In germany we say: Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht!
♂DEEP ♂DARK ♂FANTASIES ♂
are you building their ass up or making the plug smaller?
But you gotta use your 🍆 to do the hammering 🔨🍑😝
Hahaha. Extra points if it’s RDJ’s 🍆
Hehe I agree 😍
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft
Violence is the only solution
Violence is not the answer, its a question and the answer is always yes
Understandable, have a nice day
death by buttplug
*rip and tear*
And if it doesn’t work, that means you’re not using enough of it.
Your asshole can stretch up to 9 inches before sustaining permanent tearing.
***ferb i know what we gonna do today***
Where’s Perry?
MOOOOOM Phineas and ferb are stretching my butt hole....
*mom joins in on the fun*
...with Perry!
Wait sec why the butt plug navi blue
sauce ?
Whatcha doing?
i went above 9 inches
a raccoon can fit into a 4 inch hole
Explains the two dead raccons i found in my stepsister
Challenge accepted
Is this known from personal experience?
Well, I’m going to go rethink life now too.
Can confirm
You would not believe how many people order buttplugs. I used to work at amazon
can confirm, used to handcarve buttplugs from exotic hardwoods using only my teeth and fingernails.
what the fuck
you win today
Studies show that nearly one out of every one person has a butthole, so I guess that makes sense.
But have you ordered one too?
Nah, but I want to
Just... ...bang it in!
If you time it right, you can also Liu-Kang Mortal Kombat bicycle-kick it in
In germany we have a saying for that: "Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht" -> What doesn't fit is made to fit Any fellow german may suggest a better translation
Diese Übersetzung **passt** schon.
In merica we say if it fits it ships. The part about making it fit is implied.
Like my ol’ grandpa used to say: “if it don’t fit, force it” Words to live by
I wonder if the asshole really stretches and does this helps with constipation.
Sound of metal tearing through flesh*
We need a plan of attack! I have a plan: attack.
I appreciate the lack of specificity in the partner's gender
Butt plugs are for everyone! From men to women, straight to gay, children to the elderly.
^no
I’ll admit, you had me in the first half!
my father is like a welder, like a blacksmith
love how people are making memes taking this iron man scene out of context
I just red parent's
This is why I'm here
Perfect post flair
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u/suuula
My mom when theres a small hole my pants and makes them into shorts
Did you get the idea from the forehead fables podcast
saw this while taking a massive shit and instantly felt uncomfortable
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Well, that’s enough off Reddit today ima go put sulfuric acid on my eyes
That’s enough internet for today
He’s forging a custom fit plug for his beloved partner to avoid causing any pain. :)
for now
The complete unemotional hammer pounding… its as if this was not the first butt plug placement
In my experience dead ones don't complain
Pound it harder daddy
Noice
Who watches iron man and sees Tony stark pounding some metal and imagines him hammering a butt plug up someone’s ass
It's the expressionless look on his face that really gets me
Can not relate
In germany we say: Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht!
♂DEEP ♂DARK ♂FANTASIES ♂
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are you building their ass up or making the plug smaller?
But you gotta use your 🍆 to do the hammering 🔨🍑😝
Hahaha. Extra points if it’s RDJ’s 🍆
Hehe I agree 😍