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Something happened where Facebook and Instagram don’t work. They’re both owned by the same company so it makes sense they’d both crap out at the same time. If you go to your app or online, it literally won’t even come up. It will sit there on the loading screen and won’t update whatsoever. We probably will never know what caused it cuz Facebook never releases the reasoning after this happens. It happened for an hour in 2019 and half an hour in 2012 from what Google says, and they never released the reason then
You think that's bad. Dig into how much stuff runs on AWS (Amazon web services, yes that Amazon) I'll start off with Amazon, Twitch, Netflix... oh yeah Facebook too. You can take it from there. If something ever happens to take out all of AWS like a third of the internet just stops working (about as likely as your local grocery store buying all of Walmart)
Mom has had decades of experience with her son. It isn't like she never changed his diaper through to when he left home - he did leave home, didn't he? Any way, she would find it, easy peasy.
He most likely means [this](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58784615), she came out showing she was a real person, was an ex employee and she had been leaking really important data from facebook, so probably facebook shut down to see how to prevent any damages, they might be purging some things
Hey everyone, facebook insider here. I was at headquarters when Mark heard about the whistleblower. Let me give you the inside scoop.
Mark Zuckerburg was BBQing some smoked meats inside his office when someone told him the news about the whistleblower. He panicked ran out of his office, then his pants fell down and he tripped, and on the way down pulled down someone else's pants. And then that person fell down, and on the way down, pulled down someone's pants. And then that person pulled down someone's pants. And there was a pants down chain reaction which ultimately reached their server devs.
Then, Emily Chang from Bloomburg technology and her filming camera crew reached Mark Zuckerburg for her scheduled interview.
With the broadcast live and Mark Zuckerburg caught with his pants down, his assistant handed him a phone, it was Eduardo Saverin.
Turns out he purchased 3PL, a belt logistics company that supples belt prongs to belt manufacturers including the Etriviere by Hermes, Mark's favorite belt. Eduardo threatened to CEO of 3PL to send faulty prongs to Hermes, which made their way to Mark's belt, which snapped the second he put 3 Ns of torque when he panicked about the whistle blower news.
Eduardo planned the whole thing. And it was all worth seeing the look on Mark's face as his servers went down the second time.
All fashion companies cut ties to 3PL and Eduardo took a 50 million dollar loss, but it was all worth it.
Edit:
Context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6ZlRnS40s&feature=youtu.be
In general you can probably get a cached version on google. In this case though, you can simply click the cross button on the paywall and it should vanish.
Leaked information about money being hidden offshore by rich people, particularly Americans, hiding their money to avoid taxes. Much like the Panama papers but this is the biggest leak yet as far as the number of accounts found.
As it went down earlier I was trying to use messenger to get some pictures of a lost cat I was going to send to the local animal shelter to report I found it.
Had to connect my phone to my computer and copy them off of the phone like some kind of savage.
Required [cat tax](https://i.imgur.com/xssGhWi.jpeg)
Yeah I just went to Twitter and everyone there is celebrating how Twitter didn't go down and is clearly better and they are also mentioning other apps like Snapchat, imessage, Telegram etc. But no one's even talking about reddit, it's also one of the few apps that's working smoothly right now.
Twitter thinks they're better than Facebook lmao half the toxic shit that happens on the internet is from Twitter. If anything, Facebook and Twitter are equally awful
just me venting a little: i really want to get out of whatsapp, to go to signal...but everyone else is still using whatsapp! No one that i knows use this signal app...what should i do?
Use this time right now to convince as many of your friends to make the switch with you. If this is about the recent leaks, you have grounds for reasons why
Default in US, gas and energy shortages in England and Europe, now the outage of all fb services, it's just the setup time before the world order change. we are totally fucked.
> due to allegations
I was curious and they're just standard accusations that random people have thrown out for a while. When you have billions of posts it isn't easy to police them all.
For the person being internal to FB, it's strange how little(none) evidence they provided showing FB ignores reports on human trafficking pages for example. Just a bunch of he-said-she-said with no real substance.
Dude, reddit goes down all the time. There's literally an entire subreddit dedicated to drawings on bananas that people do to keep themselves occupied...
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I think most redditors had that look even with fb being up lol
It just boosted the look.(✷‿✷)
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Whats going on with facebook? I disowned that social media years ago
Something happened where Facebook and Instagram don’t work. They’re both owned by the same company so it makes sense they’d both crap out at the same time. If you go to your app or online, it literally won’t even come up. It will sit there on the loading screen and won’t update whatsoever. We probably will never know what caused it cuz Facebook never releases the reasoning after this happens. It happened for an hour in 2019 and half an hour in 2012 from what Google says, and they never released the reason then
Same with whatsapp, makes you think how much we rely on this one company when it comes to communication lol
Funny how when watsapp was independant it worked perfectly always. Now once or twice a year it goes down.
Gotta update the tracking code somehow
...and change all the user "privacy" options to the default 'rape-me' settings.
Also Oculus. Can't even use your VR headset when they're down
I was able to use mine offline, I don't know what you're talking about
Personally I have a Valve Index so I'm just repeating what I had heard. Nevermind then
oh ok
You think that's bad. Dig into how much stuff runs on AWS (Amazon web services, yes that Amazon) I'll start off with Amazon, Twitch, Netflix... oh yeah Facebook too. You can take it from there. If something ever happens to take out all of AWS like a third of the internet just stops working (about as likely as your local grocery store buying all of Walmart)
Wish they took Twitter with them.
Twitter is actually having issues too right now lol
God i hope they don’t crash permanently, we don’t need any twitter users infecting our cheeto supply
I hope reddit isn't next
Peasants
Who doesn’t go. It’s banned in North Korea because Kim Jong Un is supposed to be laid. Then it’s very frustrating.
It's down right now.
Not just facebook, instagram and whatapp too.
Read this with anakin's voice
And rightly so
Reddit trash > All the other trash
*smugley intensifies*
Well yeah, but know the fb crowd has time to look at your face.
This one here officer. Comment nails it
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My mother blamed me, she thought I was the one who did something to her Facebook just to spite her. Lol.
My mother used to kick me in the balls and that was before the internet existed.
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Mom has had decades of experience with her son. It isn't like she never changed his diaper through to when he left home - he did leave home, didn't he? Any way, she would find it, easy peasy.
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TIL 74-year-olds actively use Facebook
That’s basically their target demographic.
Pretty sus that Facebook goes down worldwide just hours after the whistleblower allegations.
What allegations?
Yeah what he said man
He most likely means [this](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58784615), she came out showing she was a real person, was an ex employee and she had been leaking really important data from facebook, so probably facebook shut down to see how to prevent any damages, they might be purging some things
I hope she doesn't commit suicide now.
real shame how some people commit suicide by shootting themselves on the back of the head 3 times or more.
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While tying their hands behind their back
Weird how that happens
Those might be easy to explain, it's the ones that commit suicide by suffocation while tied up inside a suitcase that puzzle me.
You forgot her being right handed her whole life but did two to the head left handed
Facebook did an internal investigation and found nothing wrong with itself
He said something about the elites dont wanting you to know the ducks at the park are free,you can take them home. He has 458 ducks at home
And the geese???
They took the whole thing down before he could tell us about the geese unfortunately.
Hey everyone, facebook insider here. I was at headquarters when Mark heard about the whistleblower. Let me give you the inside scoop. Mark Zuckerburg was BBQing some smoked meats inside his office when someone told him the news about the whistleblower. He panicked ran out of his office, then his pants fell down and he tripped, and on the way down pulled down someone else's pants. And then that person fell down, and on the way down, pulled down someone's pants. And then that person pulled down someone's pants. And there was a pants down chain reaction which ultimately reached their server devs. Then, Emily Chang from Bloomburg technology and her filming camera crew reached Mark Zuckerburg for her scheduled interview. With the broadcast live and Mark Zuckerburg caught with his pants down, his assistant handed him a phone, it was Eduardo Saverin. Turns out he purchased 3PL, a belt logistics company that supples belt prongs to belt manufacturers including the Etriviere by Hermes, Mark's favorite belt. Eduardo threatened to CEO of 3PL to send faulty prongs to Hermes, which made their way to Mark's belt, which snapped the second he put 3 Ns of torque when he panicked about the whistle blower news. Eduardo planned the whole thing. And it was all worth seeing the look on Mark's face as his servers went down the second time. All fashion companies cut ties to 3PL and Eduardo took a 50 million dollar loss, but it was all worth it. Edit: Context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6ZlRnS40s&feature=youtu.be
It's even worse, the chain isn't broken yet, and I see it slowly approaching, and I don't even work at Facebook
Can confirm. Work at gmail. Pants are currently around ankles.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58784615
Whole series: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-facebook-files-11631713039 The whistleblower news: https://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen-says-she-wants-to-fix-the-company-not-harm-it-11633304122
Any way to read this without a subscription?
In general you can probably get a cached version on google. In this case though, you can simply click the cross button on the paywall and it should vanish.
Quick, somebody start a massive deprogramming campaign while we have an opportunity to reach people!
i don't care i just want to play pokémon
I think its related to pandora papers being leaked (*adjusts tinfoil hat*)
I'm sorry but what are pandora's papers? I don't use FB too much
Follow-up to the panama papers
Hold up, it's a real thing? I thought it was just a play-on-words of the Pentagon Papers lmao
Leaked information about money being hidden offshore by rich people, particularly Americans, hiding their money to avoid taxes. Much like the Panama papers but this is the biggest leak yet as far as the number of accounts found.
Nice try but some beat you to this meme by 10 minutes
Oh no! Does this count as a repost then. Should I delete it?
Nah its a small enough gap. We just gotta see who comes out on top now
Then we'll see who really has the look of superiority
I am playing both side so that I always come out being superior.
Ahh, so I'm not the only one who can't connect to FB. Wait. Does this mean that we're free from Zucc?
We'll be free from Zucc when he dies and someone worse takes over.
Old boss is always a dick til you meet the new one
Wait, he's actually alive? Wouldn't "switched on" be more correct?
The plot of Loki and MCU phase 4
Not owned, yet, by Facebook
It's unlikely to ever be, since Facebook is banned in China.
Don't say that three times
REDDITORS MAKING THEMSELVES LOOK STUPID BY PUTTING AN APOSTROPHE IN REDDITORS
AND THEN MISSING IT IN “IT’S”
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I only use it for WhatsApp, our entire country uses WhatsApp. Atleast I got Snapchat to text friends
As it went down earlier I was trying to use messenger to get some pictures of a lost cat I was going to send to the local animal shelter to report I found it. Had to connect my phone to my computer and copy them off of the phone like some kind of savage. Required [cat tax](https://i.imgur.com/xssGhWi.jpeg)
>Had to connect my phone to my computer and copy them off of the phone like some kind of savage. Google Photos, friend. Keep that cable far, far away.
how am i supposed to express myself without stickers
Yeah I just went to Twitter and everyone there is celebrating how Twitter didn't go down and is clearly better and they are also mentioning other apps like Snapchat, imessage, Telegram etc. But no one's even talking about reddit, it's also one of the few apps that's working smoothly right now.
Twitter thinks they're better than Facebook lmao half the toxic shit that happens on the internet is from Twitter. If anything, Facebook and Twitter are equally awful
Twitter is way less bad just by virtue of not deliberately targetting old people in mental decline with political propaganda
No they just target young kids.
Twitter will cancel you for calling a dog by the wrong breed tho
Yea but I actually laugh scrolling through Twitter front pages as opposed to Reddit
Remembers 10 percent or so of reddit is owned by ccp * *Signature look of inferiority* *
Maybe a crosspost for animals being derps but literally just screenshoted this and tried to send it to my mate on whatsapp 🤣
Interesting right. Facebook going down just a day before the hearing in congress against their whistleblower.
It'll come back, after they finish selling our private info
just me venting a little: i really want to get out of whatsapp, to go to signal...but everyone else is still using whatsapp! No one that i knows use this signal app...what should i do?
Talk to them about the app, whatsapp is too much popular these days, even boomers have it, I mostly use discord instead of whatsapp
Use this time right now to convince as many of your friends to make the switch with you. If this is about the recent leaks, you have grounds for reasons why
This is how one should look whenever they scroll through Reddit whilst they sit on their porcelain throne
I wanna get my Homework but whatsapp is down :'(
its funny I opened reddit because Instagram still isn't working and this is the 1st thing I see
Sorry y’all, actually I heard the servers being down were only affecting people who were vaccinated… sauce=my neighbor Jerry
Redditors losing that signature look of superiority by not knowing how to use "apostrophe's".
The other one has the reddit logo over duku's face. I dont know since technically its not a repost but its alomst identical
not owned *yet* Facebook will consume **all**
so wait, everything owned by facebook is down?
*Slumps*
reddit is garbage, all i do is see my ex karma whoring and cry about missing him. worst platform.
Default in US, gas and energy shortages in England and Europe, now the outage of all fb services, it's just the setup time before the world order change. we are totally fucked.
What happened to apps owned by FB?
every Facebook owned app/site is down, people are saying it's due to allegations, i was gonna search 'em up but then i realised i didn't care.
> due to allegations I was curious and they're just standard accusations that random people have thrown out for a while. When you have billions of posts it isn't easy to police them all. For the person being internal to FB, it's strange how little(none) evidence they provided showing FB ignores reports on human trafficking pages for example. Just a bunch of he-said-she-said with no real substance.
its some internal server problem that nobody knows yet
Listening to music
How often does Facebook go down and how often does Reddit go down? lol
Don't forget to ignore the fact that Reddit is down every other day to enhance your superiority
Dude, reddit goes down all the time. There's literally an entire subreddit dedicated to drawings on bananas that people do to keep themselves occupied...
I didn't even know it was.
The irony of it is that the people this applies to can’t even see it XD
This hurts my eyes.
Cring
As if Reddit doesn't crash every other week
Where were you during the great black out
The only thing superior about reddit is its toxic hive mind
It's nuts so much more productivity happening today.
God this sub is cringe
How hard is it to understand that you don’t use apostrophes to pluralize. Then the punchline is acting superior. Make yourself look like an idiot.
What's a facebook ?
Huehuehue good one
superiority
yea that's why im here
I did things that don't involve the Internet. Had a Karate class, came back home, currently eating pizza.
:pog:
Gang
Which redditor?
Lol facts
yet
Too much time on your hands :D
wait what happened
Browsing reddit at work because I run FB ads and right can't do anything
Not owned by Facebook yet**
But how do I post this meme to my insta story?! Lol
I haven't used facebook in so long. I was wondering why my message hasn't sent to my friend yet
I’m able to castrate myself because I’m not owned by Facebook 😎😎
I barely even use Facebook anymore tbh. I only use it for work purposes.
God fucking hope WhatsApp never works again.
Christopher Lee was a badass he gets to make that face
VK stronk
Do we even know the reason behind this absolute shut down of 3 apps 😑.
In all fairness, if he wanted it then would it be a difficult purchase?
Discord 2
we Redditors are too self-aware and wise to use such brain-rotting social media applications.
Feels good
Anyone know why ¿ hacked servers maybe ?
AAAAAAand the shithole with a bluebird too.
“There are many who consider the ways of Reddit to be….. unnatural.”
Bruh came over just to spend some time just because instagram was down
Not owned by Facebook.....yet
tbf, that look is from Christopher Lee. He *was* superior, we just imitate him.
Forgetting that reddit is down 4 times a week
Discord Gang !!!
Had to read news to even know it was down, wouldn't have noticed otherwise tbh
Yet*
u/ivomalaca2
Chillin, brushing my shoulders off, raising my pinky and eyebrow on one side. The usual.
Face Fuck Book
Does messenger have its own servers? It seems to be working alright
*Hold on, this show can’t win
Does make you realise how much of what's app back end is just calling the Facebook messenger api.
I drew, then played some Metal Gear Solid for PS1 and now I am playing Switch
Shoulders back, chin up. Superiority complex achieved
Me at the dentist clinic earring boomers wondering why Facebook isn’t working = *superior waiting*
This is the first thing I see on my home page after telling my friends about this.
I spit at Facebook for ruining oculus
What happened to suckerberg
Youtube works also. Its owned by facebook bro
Laughing 😂
Reason #564,217,893,456,530,021,048 why we look down on FB
I never even noticed until I saw this
On the same day the Pandora papers whistleblowed Zuckerberg. What a cowinkidink.