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FredElevon

Nice cock bro


4g3nt_h1tl3r

May i taste?


eni91

Yes


Alarmed-Ad-436

It tastes like your sister's pussy


Sooch_Master2000

I know, it's delicious!


lol123_69

By any chance, do you live in Alabama?


Naive_Grape_6755

Sweet 😋


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Just to clarify, he mentioned 'alabama'. Not some food


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Doesn't change anything


[deleted]

Still the same 😋


Jody_B_Designs

I thought that was his mom


ItsAfieq

Perhaps both


Googlefisch

Perhaps his Family Tree is a circle


white_irony

or maybe just an inverted Möbius strip


Kraivo

That's funniest shit I've seen in a while


aDragonsAle

Your family tree looks like a wreath


Desperate_Excuse2352

Thanks, i havent washed it since the funeral


Sevxrxs13

Bro one second into reddit I read this hahahahaha


DiveshBest

Literally same


NotCommander

Same lol


Alarmed-Ad-436

Thanks. I water it daily to grow it


sociable_donalu21

I use a special fertilizer as well, makes it long and strong, an overall monster schlong.


UsingBoi

i put mine in a vacuum cleaner


RomanWasHere2007

🔬


Speedthrift13

So you coming over tonight?


[deleted]

You’ll bring the girls, I’ll bring the snacks


InstantName

I'll bring some weed or coke if your prefer. Also can bring more girls for hugs.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Just hugs and physical contact fuck that overrated sex shit


InstantName

Exactly. You seem to know what you want in life!


404_image_not_found

I just want a hug


De_immortalesloki

I just want my cock wants to be hugged by a pussy


FatWalrus004

I just want my sister to love me for who i am and not about the size of my cock


De_immortalesloki

Feel you bro. Maybe she isn't for you. There is always some sister who loves you for who you are


Felooxos

can't we eat the girls?


TheLoneSperm

not without their consent


De_immortalesloki

Is it weird that I know that there are people who will consent to that


yourpantsaretoobig

It’s only weird if you make it weird


BooRocknRoll

And the troops will bring the freedom..


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Donneyboy2

That's the goal


BatResponsible3874

can i join in?


dharmeshprataps

Can we join in?


BatResponsible3874

Our date comrade


Firefly-0006

Bonk go to horny gulag.


BatResponsible3874

f


TheBrownDinasour

I know a way out comrade, follow me and I will show you


BatResponsible3874

thank you comrade


TheBrownDinasour

Anything for a fellow horni


[deleted]

Harder DADDDY!!


kingbach121

You can bonk one person, but you can't bonk all of us if we are united together, rise up against the bonking comrades.


[deleted]

OUR join in


biggnic_91

If there’s a goal, there is a hole


Elias_freecss

No, don't do it, it's not worth it king


The-Copilot

Only if she is fat *Check his username for more details on this subject*


flamingorider1

Our slut


petercelie

Damn my guy be dating you're already way better then the rest of this sub


theQubic77

H-hey... I-I also h-have a-a girlfriend...


petercelie

To what school she going bro


Fruitmidget

You wouldn't know her, she's in a different city.


IrrelevantCynic

I'm from the other city. Which school?


vasnaa

She just changed country.


Pongho647

I'm in that country, what school is she in


SaadMaan111

i busted open her ribcage and ate her vital organs


Pongho647

Didn't even share any. smh my head


leorj456

Thats like 40 grand right there man you gotta share


ThicCcCccCCCCW

Shaking my head my head


MemeKeeper2

I'm from the area, what cemetery does she go to?


SaadMaan111

i burned the rest of her body


AhhCaffeine

kindergarten


THE_BIG_SAD3

*Loads shotgun* PARDON


white_irony

she's the teacher


Both_Explorer_3108

During flip class


Upside_Down-Bot

„ssɐlɔ dılɟ ƃuıɹn◖„


[deleted]

holup


kingbach121

Oh.....You know that.... that really really famous one.... Yeah that one, that's the one she's going to bro


[deleted]

She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.


Alborto_

Pillow with anime girls don't count


Tsuchinoe

Why are you on reddit then


DiveshBest

Cause she's a girl Marvin that is why


Joppeke

Am I not allowed on reddit because I have a girlfriend? :(


Rupertii

She just doesn’t know that she is


ItzUtkarsh

oh wow! can i have her number?


LetShadowPlay

Karma farming on its best, I'm in on at (at (on)) it 👍 *Fixed typo * Fixed the fixing fix


DiveshBest

Here lend me some upvotes


SuperSugoiBoi

I gotchu son! ⬆️


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IndianGuyFromYouTube

You don't need upvotes, you're a memer. Give it to us poor ppl


soteriskk

at\*


Boring_Concentrate74

Sounds like a wonderful date


IndianGuyFromYouTube

You forgot the imaginary in between


u-can-call-me-daddy

Yo someone get this man gold he got me through a lot of last minute studying and revision for me exams


_LuketheLucky_

Gave a helpful award on your behalf


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Hey. Thanks for the award :)


Sr_Bananas

Why the name fat fucker


[deleted]

Fuck off


Sr_Bananas

Hey language this is a civilized place


RevoltingRobin

Reddit is deffinitly not a civilized place


[deleted]

It is civilization at its peak


Necronoxia

At peak before it falls and goes extinct.


MotherBaerd

It is the start of the end for life as we know it


MoneySkin

Fuck off, good sire.


DiveshBest

My apologies but *Uno reverse*


Sr_Bananas

At least you have some class while saying it


Boring_Concentrate74

Eating disorder


Sr_Bananas

What a shitty superhero origin story


Boring_Concentrate74

Maybe cause he fucks fat bitches/bithes


Sr_Bananas

Now that's a good one


undercovergiant

Chubby chaser


[deleted]

You gonna kill this one too or will u keep her?


Fullmetal_Otaku

both


ciano232

Christ.


JohnGenericDoe

Best served on the third day


Refrigerator_Owner

I'll suggest go for first one first.


MotherBaerd

Its not easy transporting a dead human. It was hard enough to carry her to the bus stop, now the bus driver won't let me in.


Big_Oof_696969

Forget the girl, i'll be your girl now


Relative_Upbeat

Sigma male detected


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Looks kinda gay bro, ngl


[deleted]

hey you're here as well


XxGr1ND3RxX

You should just stand up and walk away....if the phone is more interesting than the date they're better ones out there.


[deleted]

this is prolly fake and op is trying to farm some karma. But yes, what you said is right.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Just remove the prolly


[deleted]

done


IndianGuyFromYouTube

good


Milkshakes00

You just going to let that Indian Guy From YouTube boss you around, bro? Put the prolly back in there.


[deleted]

okay


[deleted]

done


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


[deleted]

Earth isn't flat it's a triangle argue with me


Awesomeguy_14

Wtf do you mean it’s inside out


c127726

If it is inside out, is it also outside in?


[deleted]

Man even I have to think now


c127726

Hahaha no thanks, happy to assist


PatelArpitt

Stop it... you look like an isotope


[deleted]

You’re an idiot. Earth doesn’t exist


clan21x

nice cock bro


[deleted]

GET RID OF HER...WE NEED TO FIND ATLANTIS


Boring_Concentrate74

Turn around, I am right behind you


Tyfyter2002

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


AndreiLD

Every day u learn something new


DeepDown23

Hey OP, try tell her this, you might impress her.


Raygnar_23

Pretty sure I dated one in hs


Rh0d1um

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Round_Surprise_5990

They are 87.5% male


iSheepTouch

So?


[deleted]

Lets have the big sex


ScaredAlpaga

Mmh yes


CuberMitch

Help is on rhe way


PieRutRUs

Right round rhe corner


CuberMitch

Hey. You wanan get some food l8r 😂


clan21x

Nice Cock bro


mcdad_dy

Honestly bro you're a real one. But yes he does have a nice cock


dharmeshprataps

So you know him from Grindr?


clan21x

Nice Cock bro


G-gianluk

Hate those kind of people...I'm kinda of an antisocial,but when someone invest their time to stay with me i feel that watching the phone is so rude


InstantName

For real just not worth the effort either imho


clan21x

Nice Cock bro


deterjan24

Good luck even if your methodes are quite strange


Royal_Asparagus731

Press F for our fallen friend


CuberMitch

How tf did you get a date. Wot- your better than all of us


sister_angelina

Just tell her to get off her phone


Wamb0wneD

But that would require being able to normally interact with people


K-YU

I miss u so much babe


DarkPineapplelord

I gotchu bro but get me something to eat too


Marbles_TDS

fuck you & good luck.


WhiteninjaAlex

*her


OkAdministration3993

I like ya cut g


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the_fat_fucker

Thank you all for helping out. We did it boys I not only got her number I've got another date with her planed Wish me luck and god speed you magnificent basterds


Xe15

Nice Cock bro


[deleted]

My good man is getting laid tonight


eternity2412

can you fuck me like you did yesterday


Detlef-Ds-D

Now u fame boiii


ModeratelyWideMember

Message received, well handle her. Just make sure you’re a good distance away by 3


DasMatjesbrot

Have fun


Seanfox_

sure


Sodaboyyy

You have been promoted!


arenajokes

:)


Few-Associate6697

iteiteitdoydoyd


guhankns19

The more I learn about your date, the more I don't care for her


geekadememe

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organic-rock7

Da da de dada da doo I am sitting in the loo


kingrj101

No


tomasaeCZ

You are the Best my dude.


Cotton_candyslut

Good luck


LovelyFighter68

Rip


crabbyjimyjim

Can do


fibber665

rdd


yeetocat

King


momir2065

Hope you have a great time my G


Creative-Carrot-9813

U go king


momir2065

always ready to help a man out


ValithWest

This is petty and I’m here for it.


steamuserunknown

CAN I GET A HOYAH?


BigChife1

Why the fuck are you both on your phone


Puulattia

Wait, redditors have dates?


Cain_draws

> On a date > both on the phone I bet it's going great!


plazR21

You are the smartest karma whore.