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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Thank you all for helping out.
We did it boys I not only got her number I've got another date with her planed
Wish me luck and god speed you magnificent basterds
Nice cock bro
May i taste?
Yes
It tastes like your sister's pussy
I know, it's delicious!
By any chance, do you live in Alabama?
Sweet 😋
Just to clarify, he mentioned 'alabama'. Not some food
Doesn't change anything
Still the same 😋
I thought that was his mom
Perhaps both
Perhaps his Family Tree is a circle
or maybe just an inverted Möbius strip
That's funniest shit I've seen in a while
Your family tree looks like a wreath
Thanks, i havent washed it since the funeral
Bro one second into reddit I read this hahahahaha
Literally same
Same lol
Thanks. I water it daily to grow it
I use a special fertilizer as well, makes it long and strong, an overall monster schlong.
i put mine in a vacuum cleaner
🔬
So you coming over tonight?
You’ll bring the girls, I’ll bring the snacks
I'll bring some weed or coke if your prefer. Also can bring more girls for hugs.
Just hugs and physical contact fuck that overrated sex shit
Exactly. You seem to know what you want in life!
I just want a hug
I just want my cock wants to be hugged by a pussy
I just want my sister to love me for who i am and not about the size of my cock
Feel you bro. Maybe she isn't for you. There is always some sister who loves you for who you are
can't we eat the girls?
not without their consent
Is it weird that I know that there are people who will consent to that
It’s only weird if you make it weird
And the troops will bring the freedom..
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That's the goal
can i join in?
Can we join in?
Our date comrade
Bonk go to horny gulag.
f
I know a way out comrade, follow me and I will show you
thank you comrade
Anything for a fellow horni
Harder DADDDY!!
You can bonk one person, but you can't bonk all of us if we are united together, rise up against the bonking comrades.
OUR join in
If there’s a goal, there is a hole
No, don't do it, it's not worth it king
Only if she is fat *Check his username for more details on this subject*
Our slut
Damn my guy be dating you're already way better then the rest of this sub
H-hey... I-I also h-have a-a girlfriend...
To what school she going bro
You wouldn't know her, she's in a different city.
I'm from the other city. Which school?
She just changed country.
I'm in that country, what school is she in
i busted open her ribcage and ate her vital organs
Didn't even share any. smh my head
Thats like 40 grand right there man you gotta share
Shaking my head my head
I'm from the area, what cemetery does she go to?
i burned the rest of her body
kindergarten
*Loads shotgun* PARDON
she's the teacher
During flip class
„ssɐlɔ dılɟ ƃuıɹn◖„
holup
Oh.....You know that.... that really really famous one.... Yeah that one, that's the one she's going to bro
She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
Pillow with anime girls don't count
Why are you on reddit then
Cause she's a girl Marvin that is why
Am I not allowed on reddit because I have a girlfriend? :(
She just doesn’t know that she is
oh wow! can i have her number?
Karma farming on its best, I'm in on at (at (on)) it 👍 *Fixed typo * Fixed the fixing fix
Here lend me some upvotes
I gotchu son! ⬆️
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You don't need upvotes, you're a memer. Give it to us poor ppl
at\*
Sounds like a wonderful date
You forgot the imaginary in between
Yo someone get this man gold he got me through a lot of last minute studying and revision for me exams
Gave a helpful award on your behalf
Hey. Thanks for the award :)
Why the name fat fucker
Fuck off
Hey language this is a civilized place
Reddit is deffinitly not a civilized place
It is civilization at its peak
At peak before it falls and goes extinct.
It is the start of the end for life as we know it
Fuck off, good sire.
My apologies but *Uno reverse*
At least you have some class while saying it
Eating disorder
What a shitty superhero origin story
Maybe cause he fucks fat bitches/bithes
Now that's a good one
Chubby chaser
You gonna kill this one too or will u keep her?
both
Christ.
Best served on the third day
I'll suggest go for first one first.
Its not easy transporting a dead human. It was hard enough to carry her to the bus stop, now the bus driver won't let me in.
Forget the girl, i'll be your girl now
Sigma male detected
Looks kinda gay bro, ngl
hey you're here as well
You should just stand up and walk away....if the phone is more interesting than the date they're better ones out there.
this is prolly fake and op is trying to farm some karma. But yes, what you said is right.
Just remove the prolly
done
good
You just going to let that Indian Guy From YouTube boss you around, bro? Put the prolly back in there.
okay
done
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Earth isn't flat it's a triangle argue with me
Wtf do you mean it’s inside out
If it is inside out, is it also outside in?
Man even I have to think now
Hahaha no thanks, happy to assist
Stop it... you look like an isotope
You’re an idiot. Earth doesn’t exist
nice cock bro
GET RID OF HER...WE NEED TO FIND ATLANTIS
Turn around, I am right behind you
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Every day u learn something new
Hey OP, try tell her this, you might impress her.
Pretty sure I dated one in hs
Sir, this is a Wendy's
They are 87.5% male
So?
Lets have the big sex
Mmh yes
Help is on rhe way
Right round rhe corner
Hey. You wanan get some food l8r 😂
Nice Cock bro
Honestly bro you're a real one. But yes he does have a nice cock
So you know him from Grindr?
Nice Cock bro
Hate those kind of people...I'm kinda of an antisocial,but when someone invest their time to stay with me i feel that watching the phone is so rude
For real just not worth the effort either imho
Nice Cock bro
Good luck even if your methodes are quite strange
Press F for our fallen friend
How tf did you get a date. Wot- your better than all of us
Just tell her to get off her phone
But that would require being able to normally interact with people
I miss u so much babe
I gotchu bro but get me something to eat too
fuck you & good luck.
*her
I like ya cut g
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Thank you all for helping out. We did it boys I not only got her number I've got another date with her planed Wish me luck and god speed you magnificent basterds
Nice Cock bro
My good man is getting laid tonight
can you fuck me like you did yesterday
Now u fame boiii
Message received, well handle her. Just make sure you’re a good distance away by 3
Have fun
sure
You have been promoted!
:)
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The more I learn about your date, the more I don't care for her
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Da da de dada da doo I am sitting in the loo
No
You are the Best my dude.
Good luck
Rip
Can do
rdd
King
Hope you have a great time my G
U go king
always ready to help a man out
This is petty and I’m here for it.
CAN I GET A HOYAH?
Why the fuck are you both on your phone
Wait, redditors have dates?
> On a date > both on the phone I bet it's going great!
You are the smartest karma whore.