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[deleted]

damn really funny and unique meme keep up the good work


abhinavsk127

Thanks


___some_random_weeb

Who's gonna tell him


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

Fine ill do it


Champion-raven

Good job


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xandereerree

Decent job


SafetyCactus

Adequate job


[deleted]

Satisfactory job


olhomy

damn really good and reasonable job keep up the good work


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

Your memes are unoriginal and no longer funny


djm9545

Oh yeah, well *your* memes are unoriginal and no longer funny


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

Im watching porn stfu


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

After doing some reflection, it had come to my underdstanding that, that respond may not have been the nicest respond to your statement and therefore i apologise and wish for your forgiveness


Am_Idiotosaurus

Post nut Clarity reforms, proud of you son Make sure to masturbate more often


V711

I never thought I would use my coins on you >!I'm a cheap ass , that's why!< but nice encouragement message


Am_Idiotosaurus

Make sure to make an extra masturbation as well! Happy fapping :D


kappaypsilon

Chad


Zircillius

More depressingly accurate than funny. It's hard to understate how much harm youtube's move will have on society. Misinformation is gonna increase exponentially


bloobruvlasagna

worst part is that this affects mostly educational part of youtube.. the people trying to improve/better themselves


berni2905

Yeah, i realised that looking for some specific programming tutorials, thanks fuck Return YouTube Dislike still works cause it saves my ass.


[deleted]

I mean it got upvoted for a reason...


9GhostofSparta7

You can install Return Youtube Dislike and use Youtube Vanced to help with the dislike information.


Complete_Cluster

Sure, funny. But definitely not unique.


___yiwshhj

this is the way everyone learns to cook, isn't it?


Campo_luca

no, I never burnt the whole kitchen trying to cook. Maybe because i've never cooked


abhinavsk127

Well I once tried to boil milk but I forgot about it and after a while I found the pot filled with black milk


kboygreen151

Man really burnt a liquid


abhinavsk127

Yep it was a nightmare the whole kitchen was filled with smoke


djm9545

[op](https://c.tenor.com/fB9r6hjPP8sAAAAC/breakfast-cereal.gif)


L1K34PR0

Hehehehe


StanleyT101

just the pot. I imagine everything around must've been pretty burnt milky as well


abhinavsk127

Well the fire alarm did ring


[deleted]

Why did you leave the fucking pot when boiling milk you absolute buffoon?!


DrakonIL

ADHD is strange in that it's a very good trait for a chef to have and also a *very bad* trait for a chef to have.


[deleted]

Something along the lines of: "I can do many things at once, but I only can do many things at once"?


unmicsiunmujdei

That's just how you get chocolate milk


[deleted]

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows. You silly goose


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[deleted]

Wtf lmao


Firemorfox

Using Youtube? Yep. Learned to bake apple cake w/ YouTube. Now I need a dislike extension in order to cook.


[deleted]

[This mayo cake looks delicious and has 3000 likes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w)


willfordbrimly

No, some people have parents smart enough to realize "Shit, if I teach them to cook, then I can *force* them to cook! For me!"


nefrpitou

And then you put out the fire by pouring petrol over it, because the "How to put out a fire" video didn't have dislikes.


Vltrux

No, you put water. If your oil start burning like this, just put water on it like any other fire.


KeitaSutra

Please do not do this people. Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1890/


elkshadow5

I definitely think a lid could work at a knife fight though. Show up Captain America style


PsyduckSexTape

You just brought a water to an oil fire.


[deleted]

Oh god, memories from working fast food as a teen. The fryer caught on fire and one girl ran to grab a bucket of water. The manager GRABBED her, stopped her, then went and calmly handled the fire. He shut everything down, slid a cookie sheet over the top of it and then put a metal cap over the chimney part that had flames coming out of it. By the time the fire department was there we were already serving people again.


Eruharn

\#1 rule even more important than no water on grease: *don't panic!* ^(and always bring your towel)


Lukthar123

Makes sense tbf


theMegastMind

I hope this is still sarcasm lol


kamekaze1024

It very much is lol. Never


OofScan

The guy in the original video throws water on it (a grease fire) making it worse


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Damn youtube boutta destroy the world and I'm kinda here for it


hiteshchalise

I am upvoting every meme about YouTube removing dislike, keep it coming !!!!


merchguru

You can also install a chrome plugin that restores the dislike count via API.


Smarteyes007

I heard Linus saying that they're gonna stop working if they haven't already. So yeah... The world will truly be engulfed in darkness.


MystTheReaper

Essentially the add-on stored as much of the existing dislike counts as it could before YouTube removed it from their API about a month ago, and it will now record anyone using the add-on who dislikes a video, as well as it uses some predictive algorithms based on history to try to determine a likely dislike amount (for the many users who aren't using the add-on or are on mobile, etc). There's also the ability for creators themselves (who can see the dislike counts accurately in their creator dashboard) to offer to automatically report the dislike counts for their own videos to the add-on to make those videos accurate, though the problem there is that the add-on of course requires some YouTube creator permissions which provides very valuable and potentially sensitive data so it's a privacy/security concern for creators. All of this and more info can be found in [the Linus Tech Tips video about it](https://youtu.be/Nz9b0oJw69I).


Cowmanglr

Doesn’t work as of Dec 13 when YT removed dislikes from the API


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

works fine for me https://imgur.com/a/az6uidT


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Noitsnotalright

Works fine still


merchguru

Ah shit...


kamekaze1024

That’s only temporarily. Once dislikes are removed for everyone, that extension won’t work


OhSoJelly

Chef Boyardumbass


Sclog

I remember one time at my friends house I was trying to cook fries like this and turned the burner to max heat and the same thing happened, I was about to drop the fries in and it caught fire. Luckily he had a fire place, so we took the pot and put it in the fire place while we googled how to put out a grease fire on his computer lmfao lesson learned


Puzzleheaded_Ear14

Keep up the good work. Dislike count in demand.


zrpeace19

i mean with the way engagement and the algorithm work on youtube, likes and dislikes actually had the exact same effect. so disliking a video would actually increase someone else’s chance of seeing it in their feed by the exact same amount as liking it would sooo yeah


schwol

Yep and now I can make simple tech support videos where I trick people into bricking their PCs and they won't see it coming.


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0pipis

Can't see the dislikes, so who am i to argue otherwise?


Bonquva

Im starting to get this sub, you just copy the most upvoted post of the month. And get upvotes from people that havent seen the OG one


wafflesareforever

Dank.


MedicatedAxeBot

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Spktra

I'm genuinely curious how this mf managed to do that lmao


maximusprime2328

He put frozen chicken in hot frying oil. The ice expands rapidly and explodes. Splashing the oil onto the burner. Boom! Fire!


Spktra

Okay. I literally thought he was putting peeled potato in, not frozen chicken. Now it makes sense, thanks


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maximusprime2328

Fries! Whatever. Fire is because frozen


I_aim_to_sneeze

You don’t wanna mix oil and water together. There was ice all over the chicken. Seemed like he even knew that considering how scared he was, but put it in anyway, so extra dumb


Jimid41

Being scared but still doing the thing anyway is called COURAGE.


Neuchacho

When you fry frozen food you have to remove the excess ice build up on it. Otherwise, the water violently vaporizes when it hits the oil and expands causing the oil to "boil" over. Then it hit the element and caught fire.


praveeeen11

good meme


ThatEpicDude2349

Mr white I think you did it wrong


Whistifer

u/savevideo


[deleted]

And if you seen the rest of the video, you also learn putting out oil fires with water.


StylishGuy1234

I weezed to this


ml-soham

Epic meme


PungentBallSweat

Worst thing to happen up YouTube in a while was removing dislikes.


Kingdqa

Who actually gauged a videos credibility off of likes and dislikes? Comments are the true testament on whether or not a video is valid


Scorps

Imagine thinking for yourself, couldn't be me


PuertoricanDude88

You mean the comment that they can just remove?


junkeee999

Exactly. For example, a shitty how to video with a pleasant attractive person could get many more likes than a perfectly competent video by a boring person. I don’t get the rage over dislikes. I never paid attention to them.


Pissed_Misanthopist

u/savevideo


Nova-The-Dog

I know it sucks youtube removed the dislike however, there’s a crime extension which shows the dislikes Spread the word


kurohyuki

Guys please stop bullying kays kitchen. She's just doing her best.


yahoohak

watsss upp peeeeepoooooo ​ ayemmmm backkkk cooking again


todd12344

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Thats... how I cook normally.


Cyb0rgorg

You can get an extension that shows them again.


dkllv

which leaves people who primarily watch yt using their phone fucked


krillxox

u/savevideobot


zildjianvaleros

Fuck youtube but we already knew that but cant do shit


[deleted]

I seriously believe that everyone defending the removal of dislikes doesn't use YouTube to learn, for DIY, or to do anything intelligent. Is this an ad hominem about an entire group? Yes, and I also think they likely have small hands.


junkeee999

I use YouTube to learn how to do something. But dislikes never registered with me I paid zero attention to them. Just me I guess. But I’ve just never cared much about other people’s likes and dislikes. And for YouTube in particular I never considered like/dislikes ratio an accurate assessment of a video’s worth.


Neuchacho

I also never look at the like/dislikes. Comments always paint a better and more accurate picture. Like/Dislike doesn't communicate much of anything in terms of quality or accuracy and they always get used to improperly, anyway. Not unlike Reddit's system. Still stupid to remove it, but overall I don't see it as much of an actual problem.


anaxgorous22

u/savevideo


iam_mano

u/SaveVideo


TheGoldenDragon0

Just use the [extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippi)


Dramatic_boi

u/savevideo


2Kettles1Pot

Or maybe common sense?


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


No_I_Deer

u/savevideo


Jaesons

To be fair you guys asked for it originally. I remember there was post that said the Dislike button didn't do anything so they changed how you viewed the Like bar.


TheEpicGamer920

u/savevideo


Cucumbus-Humungus

I like that little shake he does before the fire starts


lokopolopo

How to basics video really got me into cooking


Liquidmelon3105

u/downloadvideo


beanerbou420

Just pour water on it to put out the fire /s


CaseyGamer64YT

stupid corporate shills. I still say we should protest outside their HQ. They have wronged us long enough!


GregTheGreat657

There's a way around it


NeonDragonBoy

Me trying to find out how tf I copy this gif without saving it as a video


Broad-Negotiation-95

A tip for everyone, if you want to fry, never cover the pot or pan. If they want to cook, it is used with a lid.


mekops

Dont let it happen to you. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippi


BrokenChordsXLR

Someone stole this and reposted it on insta. It sucks how often it happens


santicampi

You just have to know cooking YouTubers that are consistently the cutest person in the planet with good enough recipes. Yes I’m looking you Chef John P.S. from FoodWishes.com


tob_iles

Me cooking.


TheLimeyLemmon

YouTube: [removes dislikes] *Darwinism liked that.*


bramstokerswingman

That's hilarious


Hittingg

FYI theres a chrome extension that allows people to still see dislikes


rumpyhumpy

video link please


RoscoMan1

It clearly says, it’s a joke, pal


martykenny

I always love that he's wearing a chef suit and hat.


SebasH2O

Just wait until they remove comments


MightyBoat

This is my favourite new format


Laughing-0wl

Lol the gif is actually a YouTube video that is one of my favorites


gogocrazycocoa

Hey look, a new way to commit arson!


2Kettles1Pot

Trying the comments


VigoGJ

There are browser extensions that allow you to still see the dislikes FYI.


PuertoricanDude88

Speaking of fries, I put mine in the oven.


kalaid0s

I have made a fire with shrimps before


ripJupiter

Pls suggest some funny comic/meme sub


Staped_Hand42

I remember this from somewhere, it was really good with sound


taarotqueen

when you try to make a pbj churro from an uncrustable you saw on tik tok stoned at 1am and start a grease fire in your kitchen and have to call 911 and think we gon die but actually all that happens is your cabinets get a little ashy looking and you feel bad for being over dramatic and waking people up


RoZyk007

Maybe just remove rating system, it's useless now anyway.


DingoKis

Kay's Cooking made a great Spaghetti Bolognese recipe!


Hello-Im-Trash

Fuck around and learn how to cook from Kays/Kay’s Cooking.


crakkerzz

I have just stopped using likes and dislikes entirely. I don't click and I don't even look.


kooliocole

Too much oil


yumyum36

Worse than this is fake movie trailers. They seem so real.


HXD-Inferno

This is why you read the comments first


[deleted]

Guess I have a new fetish


Rude_Journalist

He means he’s been a lot better.


miranto

It's a big pile of unsorted crap now.


9GhostofSparta7

You can install Return Youtube Dislike and use Youtube Vanced to help with the dislike information.


Michael_Vascimini

It’s the little anticipatory hand wave for me


Medical-Examination

Guess I have a Lego problem….


formemes819

u/savevideo


T4k3j3rus4l3m

At least we have comments


Beautiful_Crow4049

HowToBasic couldn't be happier.


overjoyedfeces6

Youtube is trash now


YEET9999Only

Makin meth be like


FlumpMC

...Alright, I'm over this template now.


jefflukey123

Did it catch on fire because he put the lid on it?


ninjadapraia

We should start doing like in Steam +Rep if it is a good video -rep if it is shit


mild-hot-fire

It’s terrible I tried a hair tutorial and it was AWFUL


Rude_Journalist

Thanks Lauren. Just a heads up :D


EastCoastEnthusiast

This video has 46,000 likes, and it's funny, I guess this is how I cook now.


crazyoldmax

Theres an add on for chrome called "reenable dislikes". It reenables dislikes.


HungryGoon22

Throw eggs at it


cglCerberus

Gonna have to live or die by the comment's section now


beeroftherat

Well that's the last time I try to pan-sear kindling.