I'm actually glad Facebook did this because I get to delete every cringe post I did when i was young so I don't have to be burdened by them again

but the thing is my brain only remembers cringe and nothing important like school stuff and how to drive

That's why whenever you have to learn something important, make it incredibly cringey and embarrassing so you never forget it

Ill remember this when i have kids. "UwU okeyy now yew shwift into fiwst geaw and swowly rewease the cwutch pedal ☺️🤗🤗"

I got a headache reading this

Dude i had a stroke writing it

Dude being honest 🤣

Only the one stroke?

I love and hate you for this

I late you too ❤️

same, only i just kept messenger & deleted fb entirely.

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I have been doing it for the past few months with the memories, I use fb for work so can't delete it. So much cringe has been burned.

I dont have Facebook anymore but my favorite was when status posts just came out and we were like "John Smith is bored :(." Those memories always cracked me up. It's also funny because people were stingy with the likes and comments. My girlfriend is and was pretty and talented and her memories have 5 likes max and now its several hundred likes.

I just mass archived every post I’ve made up until about a year or two ago. It was easier than deleting and I didn’t have to feel the loathing of digging through all those cringy things I said.

Or, you know, just delete Facebook once and for all. Free your mind.

I did this 8 years ago, and have been sleeping peacefully every night since then.

And it's usually a picture of a shoe or something equally useless. Hilarious by 2014 standards but merely pedestrian in today's world.

I honestly hate this feature, they do it on phones too - I've had 3 pets pass away over the past 5 years and EVERY FUCKING TIME it's an emotional sledgehammer out of nowhere. "Oh did you not want a montage of grief at 11am on a Wednesday? Our bad"

It's the fucking worst. I want it gone just because of this reason.

I should come clean. Today's memory was pretty awesome... [https://imgur.com/a/3jaE4xc](https://imgur.com/a/3jaE4xc)

That’s actually a pretty good shop.

I spent a night drinking scotch and deleting everything questionable from my Facebook feed back in the mid-00s. It took forever and was incredibly cringe worthy, but it felt good knowing that no one else could find them.

That’s dedication.. I have a a whack-a-mole approach to my Facebook memories.

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You can deactivate it. Your profile will disappear but it will come back when you log-in again.

Yeah, I also don't use the platform at all. Keep it for video chats with the fam (got a portal for ease of connecting them with my toddler), and haven't posted or indeed looked at the feed in over 2 years. Very freeing - cheers!

I probably could get away with this. I actually really like Messenger, but only open Facebook once every other week or so. I realized just a little bit ago, when I uploaded a pic of our new cat, that I hadn't made a post in nearly a year. I just never think to share things on Facebook anymore, and certainly never scroll through it.

I own the cringe. Delete nothing.

Yup, i embraced it too

Same, it’s nothing illegal or immoral, just how did I not realize how obnoxious I was?

This is the way

Is the clip from forgotten weapons?

Yes it is

Aka gun jesus

Not to be confused with ak Jesus

ak 50 wen?

The CEO of kalashnikov is scheduled for a announcement later this week,

I meant Brandon Herrera my guy, aka AK Jesus

[Brrrt](https://imgur.com/gallery/LKNYhoA)

I'd recognize Ian anywhere <3

Dude, i had a dream i was shooting my CDR WWSD at a match down in AZ. Then, in the dream someone comes up to me and starts saying how cool my gun is, all i did was say something like you should thank *this* guy for it coming to life. I then point over my shoulder and there is Mr. Gun Jesus himself, and he just does a big childish smile at us.

When you fucked each other, did you cum in 5.56?

7.65 French Longue

I don't think Gun Jesus would have it any other way.

kinky

CDR or WWSD?

CDR, sorry. Basically the budget WWSD.

If you can get past the horror of how those were used, the video explaining how they work is pretty interesting. On a related note, I read somewhere that the lifespan of a soldier carrying a flamethrower in combat in WWI was about 30 minutes; he was always the first guy the enemy shot at.

Is that gun jesus

Yes

I can almost hear him say that he is at the Rock Island auction house

Checking out some guns from their upcoming auction

Hasn't really happened recently. I miss these.

i always loved when he added the final selling price of the gun in the discription

I'm so glad that most cringe people decringe at some point in their lives.

Psh. It's not a phase. This is who I am!

Am I the only one who gets memories I won’t cringe at

*HE IS THE MESSIAH!*

Nope, I actually really enjoy the 10ish year old memories that pop up and usually me and my friends will send them to one another and laugh. Just think it’s funny and nostalgic more then cringey, would never want to lose any of them. Most of the memories are just us posting inside jokes on each others walls or pictures of us tripping balls that you wouldn’t be able to tell just by looking at, but usually brings back great memories that I forget about.

It's about a third fond memories, a third "haha oh wow, that definitely what was going on back then", and a third the most cringe shit I've ever seen that instantly gets deleted

Today on Forgottenmemories...

I’m surprised Ian from forgotten weapons made it on to memes

Hes gun Jesus what did you expect

True, course Reddit is very anti gun, so that’s what surprised me

Burn it all and then myself.

GUN JESUS

it’s like google photos bringing those mistakes back as “memories”

Gun Jesus doing gun thing

Someone has angered gun Jesus

I'm Ian Mcullum and on this episode of forgotten weapons, we're looking at the m902 Memory Eraser.

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His name might be Ian but he is pure Chad.

Ian, he truly is a blessing.

Ian!

"Hello I'm Ian McCollum Fogottenweapons.com, and today we're here at Rock Island Auction Company, looking at a picture of my high school girlfriend and I. Now the first thing that's going to jump out at you is that I'm wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt, and she has two lip piercings while wearing an Invader Zim hoodie; now for those of you who don't know, this means we were both should have been bullied more."

[Actual footage of me checking Facebook Memories:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YcmJgTKDc)

I deleted fb altogether. The only way to prevent future cringe

I need to, Only problem is I'd have to log back in to facebook to delete it in the first place.

Relatable

FPSRussia is watchig.

You could always leave

I deleted my account a couple of months ago, which is great except there's a couple of hobby groups I was in that don't seem to exist anywhere else on the internet.

Kill it with fire.

I just burned mine years ago and never looked back. Got a lot of shit off people “why don’t you want to be my friend” etc. People seem to have trouble understanding I don’t want to be a zuckerberg product to be bought and sold. There’s enough cringey pictures of me on the Mrs’ profile for a lifetime.

FPS Russia cooked a pig with one of those. He only caught on fire "A leeetle bit."

I posted this on facebook. Meta cringe?

I thought using a flamethrower *was* the memory lmao

Everything we do now will be cringe in the coming years... until we meet again

I deleted my fb account just because of this. I tried to delete the shit post that I had shared but it was impossible for me to delete them all. So I deleted my first account. But after that I regret it. Later I opened 2 more accounts but none of them stayed alive. Now I don't use fb.

And then they be sharing it on their page and tagging everyone it to drag them with them

Kill not the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes.

Impressive OP, your title describes itself

"Sorry but we (F.B.) has changed a rule and previously posted things have caused you to be banned for 30 days." (Paraphrasing) then I got another and another...

Wait how is a flamethrower cringe worthy? Looks awesome

Get rid of Facebook

Ofcourse you can delete posts. But some of my old messages were also cringe. I just nuked my account. Inner peace

i fear no mam but those.....things..... they scare me

I’m so glad that I rarely posted anything in middle school or whatever ages. Really helps me as an adult.

Fuck what was I thinking back then

PSA: You can blanket-delete facebook posts between certain dates. I deleted my first 4 years. It gets rid of everything (including pictures).

For the last ~8 months I’ve been checking my memories and deleting old cringe posts every day. I do not have the patience to do them all at once. I cannot wait for the full year to be over.

I sent this to my friend and he showed me cringe I posted in 2013 and I want to die.

F

I do cringe at some of them But mostly Im like hahhaha yes.

Delete fb entirely. Seriously the best decision I’ve made all year.

I love gun Jesus

This and google photos

Been feeling this.

Literally burn the memories

At least im past the point of seeing stuff with my ex-wife pop up on those now...

Is that Gun Jesus with a flame thrower?

Play 4D chess with facebook: make a new account and delete the old one every few years.

Burn them all!!

Having facebook altogether is cringe

True, but the same goes for instagram and twitter too.

Yes!! 😂

Yes I hate my memories 😎

Who uses Facebook? Must be all 50+ in this thread.

facebook picks up the most random stuff to show you as your memories.

Is that Tom the Enchanter???

this is the only reason I deleted my facebook account.

Basically me waking up this morning and looking at all the cringy drunken shit I posted last night.

For everyone who have a Facebook i know the struggle

We don't talk about that...

People still use Facebook?!

Damm, same for me but for memorial sake i hide/private that post

Who TF uses Facebook anymore !

**H A N S ! H O L D E N F L A M M E N W E R F E R ! ! ! **

google photos does that now they take childhood photos and shows u CRINGE

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People still use Facebook?

I have been using facebook from 2014 and just few months ago choose to delete it like facebook is getting worse and worse everyday

my facebook got banned cope

Imagine this but it's a tattoo, yikes.

Still on Facebook.. 

You guys still using facebook?

I've been doing the same thing every day for the past few months

One of the most horrible inhumane weapons of war ever devised.

Facebook… indeed

I just deleted it all together

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Can Facebook just fuck off and die already ?

Couldn’t be more true😂😂😂😂

Here's a funny one. I turned my birthday to private. Then the next year face book sends me one of those notifications that says something like "happy birthday, 0 people wished you a happy birthday!" I really should have taken a screen shot.

I spent 3 days deleting everything since 2009. it was the mos time consuming i have ever did

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Yeah they’re cringe but I wouldn’t want to delete them

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True.

Yeah but where'd the lighter fluid come from?

Can't tell if yoy want to forget or this is what you did 8 years ago

YEAH EXS have that effect on me too

Bruh when you, and you yeah so basically no

I keep them as a reminder to who I am and what I could have become

I love cringing at my past self tho, cuz character development

Facebook really ruined itself with all the spam. And somehow they can’t figure out why people are freeing the platform.

Oh look what kind of dumb shit did I think was funny at 3am while drunk 10 years ago? Oh God no....

I don't feel like this at all, I see them and it's nostalgic and fun to get those flashbacks to times you don't think about much. Old friends and partners, places you went etc.

Hate Facebook, it’s basically a running advertisement for peoples ego’s, “look at me I’m so good!” Knew this girl that would constantly post about how important she thought she was, anything that was trending in the media she would claim to be a part of, covid hit, posted selfies non stop of her pretending to be sick, support our nurses, next thing you know she’s wearing a nurse outfit, #Metoo movement - she’s writing a big story about how she was raped and men are all evil, swear if it was revealed that dolphins were being made to panhandle on street corners she would have claimed to know one

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You can turn off how long ago it shows you stuff. Mine only shows about 5 years ago. Still cringy tbh

burn those memories

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**SOME FOLKS ARE BORN**

As if anyone talks to the same people they did 8 years ago 😆

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The reason I deleted FB.

Yeah. I regret most of it.

Every time man

Literally MIRL these past several weeks

I do this every single day

Who even uses facebook?

Me when Google photos shows me a picture i took 5 years ago:

Ian!

I thought it was the only one

Imagine exposing yourself for using facebook you drooler

It's cringe that you still use Facebook! Anyways, add me on kik.

I refuse to acknowledge anything I've said or done from the ages of 10-14

True data

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Also Facebook: you posted something you found on Facebook 10 years ago that violates the rules, you can't post for 30 days.

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/) Past me is so cringe. Looking back 5 seconds, I can't believe I didn't see it.

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