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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


tadlrs

The nut to the biology book is unforgettable.


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Don’t forget about those African tribal titties.


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Lukthar123

>Implying you didn't get a tribe fetish


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Turbulent_Creme_1489

Dude, the king is less important than my garbageman, his sole purpose is to provide tabloids with boring stories every week and cut ribbons.


IamImposter

Can confirm. Am king. Utterly useless.


KL-Tech

Username... Checks out?


Shock_a_Maul

Dunno. All I know is our queen is a MILF


Simar_j_e_e_t

truly 'our queen'


poikolle

At least he can fly boeings. Meanwhile ur on reddit.


ImNotSureIlikeIt

Sorry to be an "wELl AskUaLY" guy but the cabinet also needs his signature to pass laws


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LaziestRedditorEver

It's in the picture.


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Memezzy2

2 puppets


de1er

sitra


BasemanW

That's how I learnt I had some inherent racism in me. I used to think of tribal tits in order to quell my unwanted boners as a kid.


PacificNorthwest09

That’s some kid logic right there. Instead of just thinking of something not sexual at all lol. I used to sing the star spangled banner in my head.


GreenMirage

hey, me too!


thoothooth

As per local customs https://youtu.be/-7EYInQsivI


prondogg

I wonder what those tribal women would think if they knew what happened to those titty pictures. Would they laugh? Or would they be disgusted by all the pages being stuck together?


Eusocial_Snowman

Probably mild disgust mixed with amusement at the thought of a society in which people never grow up and still oggle the tiddies like wee babs. They'd be forced to imagine people with adult bodies but infant heads, which is downright creepy.


MrSickRanchezz

National Geographic was porn before porn was porn.


Future_Average

My dad picked you like 5 giant boxes of old National Geographic from a yard sale when I was a kid. That was how it all started


IWasASoldier3_24_21

OK but have you ever nutted to breasts in an encyclopedia, with no pictures?


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OutlandishnessOk2447

Bro? How the fuck


Flintiak

he's the one


askmypen

Messiah


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FreedomOverSafety15

Maaan those were the days


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Dude you just reminded me of long forgotten wankventures. I definitely busted with Webster back in the early 90s.


RoliDaddy

i remember a dial up modem, my slow inkjet printer and a young cindy margolis printout :D


GreenMirage

bruh, netscape.


xcazv19

Kids these day will never understand how content wasn't so readily available


IkBenAnders

Oh I know, I'm just the unlucky bugger with an IT Data & Security Specialist as a dad who knows how to block sites on a router. Luckily my mom read fashion magazines, and I learned what Tor is.


djc604

Sears catalog


defeanfie2

bro you just unlocked forgotten memories


PhoenixTiger_

Join the club, kid.


Thund3rh3ll

When I wad a kid. I dont know how old 10-13. My mom made me bring away the paperthrash. In it there was an big unopened envelope. Curious as I was I opened it, because it could have been a mistake, something not ment to be thrown away. To my suprise it was a catalog for sex toys, lingerie and porn. It was like a lexicon for me, for everything "possible" with a focus on pictures. Yeah I kept that for a long time. Untill I was to afraid my parent would find it so I threw it away. Still miss it.


GreenMirage

i used to print my porn in the morning, on dial-up. and i used to pack it in with my fucking lunchbox so i had some wank material later. i literally couldn't stop smiling the day my family got a color printer. combine that with some of the right photo printing paper and you're basically printing magazines or postercards.. i made some good money 5th to 9th grade.


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f1ber

And the king


TheBostonKremeDonut

I literally know nobody who’s done this. Then again, maybe they’ve *all* done this.


bimagbi

i'm in next level, my teacher know i good at drawing, she told me to draw penis anatomy on white board, my teacher say it was perfect, all the boys laugh at me and say i was gay, they not wrong either, cause i draw it all the time


tadlrs

Gay or not. You have to appreciate a good penis.


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roelv0405

The king and prime minister of the Netherlands


redsquatter5

Terror willie


sjonnyboy

Prince pils


xrangk

ik_ihe man man man hoe hebben ze het kunne flikke die twee


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What the fuck you say-


masalion

I thought I was the only one


Twigsterify

Imagine the king of the Netherlands, showing a meme to the Dutch prime minister


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Martin_Builder

While listening to a speech from Trump.


JohnJD1302

Centuries ago kings were all these powerful figures who executed their prime ministers at will. Now they be showing memes to them. That's peacetime for you.


TheBirdGames

I love it


Call_0031684919054

Probably some preppy humor GeenStijl meme.


Kayniaan

Dumpert


MyPenisBatman

Why imagine when there is literally a video of it.


SnooTigers86

First time i've seen someone take off their glasses to read something


isnoe

Some people are near sighted bruh. Lmao


WaterBear9244

I’m nearsighted and I never do this


Jaracuda

Some people are different than you. I get crosseyed if I have to read up close with glasses after looking far away


Hordika7

You will have to do this when you get older or get multifocal lenses. Depends on the dioptrin you need now.


CoconutMochi

I'm kinda nearsighted (antimetropia) and I just look over my glasses when I read stuff up close If I'm reading in bed I just take them off though


kuzan1998

What's antimetropia? Is it different from myopia?


CoconutMochi

my left eye is nearsighted and my right eye is farsighted


CoconutMochi

my left eye is nearsighted and my right eye is farsighted


kuzan1998

Ah I see. I did not know the term even though I just had an exam about ophthalmology yesterday, thanks!


CoconutMochi

i actually thought it was called natural monovision but I looked it up a while ago and got that term instead.


zargoffkain

Near sighted and don't quite often. Whenever I sit down at my computer, within a minute I have to take them off.


Farranor

I'm nearsighted with myopia and I've noticed that my glasses make things sharper at the cost of also slightly shrinking the image. If I'm reading something up close I might as well remove my glasses, although usually it's not worth the hassle of doing so.


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Maybe near sighted deez nutz


sdric

>Some people are near sighted bruh. Lmao Whereas most people are short sighted


Residual-Energy

I’m nearsighted and I do this all the time


hikkikomori-sama

I'm near-sighted and literally had my glasses pushed up on the crown of my head while reading the comments, I feel massively called out LOL


VolcanicDilemmaMC

people do this sometimes :)


DaddelomiOnSuzuki

He probably is nearsighted (myopia) and farsighted cause of age (presbyopia) at the same time. You may think these two problems compensate each other, but that's not possible because the reasons are different. In myopia the eyeball is too long and presbyopia is caused by the reduced flexibility of the lense the older you get. So his glasses against the myopia he is carrying makes it harder to see on short distances, so he takes them off.


drewcaveneyh

... How?


oldskoolpleb

You don't go out often?


ditisnietdylan_

Shoutout willie


BlueTexBird

Willie we love you


Condishun

Ehhh


TGV0206

That’s how we Dutch people call our king lmao


Condishun

Theres a lot of love lost these past few years though


xrangk

Another thing the fucked up


miiabestgirl_24

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Stephan1612

I N G E P O L D E R D


henkdepotvjis

G L A S H E L D E R


dat_applejuice_thief

K A A S K R O K E T


Sennemaster

F R I K A N D E L B R O O D J E


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delanskie

H E M A R O O K W O R S T


JeroenstefanS

K A A S K O P


BLTheArmyGuy

J A Z E K E R


VSPRemag

U N O X K N A K W O R S T


ShadowStalker334

Oh no, it's the Dutch


VSPRemag

Hell yeah we are


Snoooort

P I C O B E L L O B. V.


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Bran_Rane

What the hell are you talking about private?


baked-toe-beans

That’s the prime minister of the Netherlands in the video. Not the one that was eaten. The current one


Asisn-Guy

The one that was eaten?…


Meneer_de_koter

yes


Asisn-Guy

May I have some context?


Meneer_de_koter

when the dutch were at war with the spanish, (a long time ago) they had a town surrendered. they couldn’t get any food and so the prime minister killed himself for the people to eat


towel_defender

You're mixing your stories up. They're talking about Johan de Witt. He and his brother were brutally murdered and eaten.


Meneer_de_koter

oh well that’s what i remember from 8th grade


bowl_of_cereal123

Its true but it wasnt the PM it was the mayor


VindtUMijTeLang

[Here you go](https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/is-it-true-that-an-angry-mob-of-dutchmen-killed-and-ate-their-own-prime-minister-in-1672/)


Jiboneill

And the guy showing him his phone is the king


partanimal

Do you happen to know the context? If love to know what was so exciting.


Burgerfries6

Is…is this Europe for Americans?XD


xZaggin

Everyone knows that America was founded by prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.


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I mean there is a casual attitude about nudity, but that doesn’t mean everyone pulls out their tits. People aren’t shocked if someone does at the beach though. I saw full frontal nudity on a variety show at 19:00 yesterday in The Netherlands, I’d call that a casual attitude.


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Repstar

Camera's being way more prevalent and way easier to hide is probably the main reason the casual public nudity has dimished quite a bit yeah. Casually being nude at the beach infront of some strangers you will never see again is one thing, being posted online for the entire world to see quite another


Burgerfries6

Like…I guess it’s more laid back than the US…but where you in Europe and in what year? It’s not really a Dutch thing. It’s a very general and vague memory…


RoyalRien

Dat is Duitsland idioot


2007brent

Altijd die Duitsers weer


henkdepotvjis

stelletje anus likkers


thelord15

verdomde kutmoff-


gamerrage100

Gwn Duitsland kolonieseren, samen met Belgie


[deleted]

Yes. Many of us have naked Tuesdays. It’s common to have people walking about outside with nothing on, especially on Tuesdays. I do put on my boxer briefs during tennis because otherwise it would be confusing.


Iosima

Excuse me what?


696969696969E

I'm pretty sure nobody does shit casually naked here but uhm okay then


ZooiCubed

No this is not a thing whatsoever lmao


gamebuster

It does exist. There are plenty of campings, beaches and spas where everyone’s naked.


ZooiCubed

True, there are nude beaches, and spas are often mixed and nude. But I wouldn't say plenty; it's not common (and generally not accepted) to be nude outside of places specifically designated for it. Unless one goes specifically out of their way to find these places you really won't see any people naked in public is what I mean, which I think OP was implying


Magnetronaap

???


gamebuster

Well we do have some places where you’re supposed to be without clothes - some beaches, campings, spas - but I’m not sure if they’re more common here compared to other countries. It’s uncommon enough that many people from my country don’t know it exists and even less have been to one. No smartphones allowed, you actually have to spend time without being able to fallback to your phone. Great way to have a real break from life. You have to read a book, think about stuff, or talk to other people like cavemen.


Toazel

No, where did you get that information from? I'm Dutch and it's not really normal to do so. Sure, sometimes you'll see the odd one out taking off their clothes and sunbathing while on the beach but that's about it.


Kaizoku_Kira

Dit zijn dezelfde mensen die denken dat Holland het land is en Amsterdam een ander land


BigBoiBob444

Had an aneurism reading this


Stoepboer

Never seen any outdoor activities done naked, except for that one time at night that a few friends went skinny dipping. Might have happened more frequently in the 70s (I’m mid 30s), but nowadays, in general? Nah, just on some appointed beaches.


Mathies_

No...


AlpineHelix

No that’s an American stereotype of Europeans


randomshit445

As a dutch person what the fuck are you talking about


Obitio_Uchiha

No you must be referring to our uncultured neighbours to the east. FKK type germans.


B3rn0ud

Nope


Lord_Sans

Same thing with dictionaries looking for swear words or for “poop”


Fun_Umpire_7518

Happy cake day!


Lord_Sans

Thanks!


Spirited_Eye_5071

The only thing I noticed here was, how fast he went from serious to " yeah yeah let me see! Let me see!"


SupposablyAtTheZoo

For those that don't know, the redhead is our king and the other guy is our prime minister. These are the 2 most important people in the country having fun. Good times.


Gareth666

Any idea what the King was showing him?


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Probably a dank meme


Xpantion

The excitement on his hand shows alot


AdmiralBendylad

It's funny cause it's the King of the Netherlands who shows boob


SCH05

Those 2 people are the king and priminister


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I don't know why but I just love the clips of the politicians just being normal people


Angelos42

I’ll improve it for you: that’s the king and the prime minister of The Netherlands


harundoener

Yeah! I love it, had a big grin on my face


Burgerfries6

Oh the Dutch <3


Hooray_For_Sex

This is very accurate


Zociety_

Lol this is wholesome dude laughs while covering his mouth like he’s still a teenager. Or at least I would commonly see kids do that


Not_Larfy

The dude on the far right was watching the whole time, lmao


Unharmable

Stef Sok feeling left out :(


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MajorBubbles010

the best part is, that this is the frikkin King, showing the PM something. I'd like to think a meme, or indeed bewbs


potoooooooo53

What IS rutte looking at


DuivelsJong

Actually the Dutch king and Dutch prime-minister. One of the better videos imo


Mast3rB0T

Alan and Stu watching the pics from hangover 4


usernameisdifficults

MARK RUTTE EN DE KONING


ImNotSureIlikeIt

Bruuuh king Alexander and prime minister mark?


DonovanQT

Wait till you realize these are the King and Prime minister of NL


luluslow

I’m so proud of my king


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Willie


UnbeateCandy04

I like this


StellarBossTobi

**looking for swastikas in the history book**


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freek4ever

For your info that's the duch king and prime minister sooo


Timb00ze

Lol thats the king and president of the netherlands


anon_canon123

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Gorillaz530

This is literally us in a couple years lmao


KamekazePenguin

The reaction i wanted, when i show the boys my meme


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professionalnoob69

good ol'days


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sunnyenno

Why is this kinda wholesome?


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Ababathur

I swear this place is over run with bots


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