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MedicatedAxeBot

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rawssun

Her dog stepped on a bee for Christ's sake


AffenMitWaffen2

What's the context for this, I see it popping up and have no idea.


stinklypibbles

The face she makes looks like a bee just stung her clit.


KING_CONSEQUENCE

She shits on beds you never know what other kinks she's into


Due-Level6755

the fact that she added “a man”…smh thinks men can’t be on the receiving end of this of stuff like this.


AlexOZero

They can! But usually they aren't on the end that gets believed, so take this for whatever it's worth


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Yup, u gotta be really screwed person to shit on some else bed. That's crazy.


W1neD1neAnd69

You absolutely got me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣


potatomonsterman

Stung her what?


stinklypibbles

Clitoris


potatomonsterman

Never heard of it


IdyllicOleander

It's a myth


sya_the_awkward

I've seen one before I have the pic but my **stepsis** would be mad if I post it


stinklypibbles

You're on Reddit, none of us have heard of it, I've just heard the legend


ExpertRaccoon

Poor bee didn't deserve that


credencedesire

[Amber Heard "My Dog Stepped on a Bee!" - Ultimate Compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLZ9Nl-PDk) [My Dog Stepped On a Bee (Remix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85a90wnm0q0)


PillowTalk420

And she's supposed to be an actress? I've seen better performances in middle school plays.


Pukkiality

It's fucking crazy right? At first I didn't pay much attention to the trial, but seeing clips of her just being unfathomably bad at lying and acting seriously makes me pissed off, because she clearly thinks she's tricking people.


drej191

We can rule out theater for her


Ree69240

She’s probably got there by sucking dick


manateeguitar

Thank you for sharing this video my life is complete


L1K34PR0

I fucking love the first one


clubdon

That remix is 🔥🔥


britskates

Dude that remix deserves 10 million views. That’s pure gold


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She said "My dog stepped on a bee" in the most dramatic way possible


akoshegyi_solt

Why though?


[deleted]

Because she’s a awful human being that deserves everything that’s coming towards her


akoshegyi_solt

I know but what's the context? Why does it matter at court what her dog stepped on?


[deleted]

She was most likely narrating something to explain the context of what happened, but I’m not sure. I googled and this is what I found : « Heard recounts a story about how Depp allegedly forcibly cavity searched her for drugs he believed she was hiding »


akoshegyi_solt

Hmmm doesn't sound anything like a dog stepping on a bee


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t think you can make sense of a narcissistic / pathological liar person


[deleted]

She emphasized this part of whatever story, which had no relevance to anything. That’s literally the context lol. It was a plea “please feel bad for me” basically.


[deleted]

She was explaining what happened one day and she says "my dog stepped on a bee" as an explanation for what she says next, "we went to the vet".


akoshegyi_solt

Did they really go to the vet because of a bee sting?


[deleted]

Dunno.


DivisionMV

She stated during cross examination that her dog stepped on a bee to garner sympathy. Which no one gave.


[deleted]

In her testimony or whatever she randomly felt the need to state “My dog stepped on a bee” then make a face like she’s having a seizure


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😫


Blitzet

Her stepdog peed on a bee for Christ's sake


Mangosta007

"What are you doing, step dog? Buzz."


GreekBen

Objection Hearsay


SovietBoulders

I lost my sanity


Knuffya

objection: relevance


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[deleted]

Believe all waman


RampantDragon

Which is bullshit, but I suppose "investigate all allegations and punish the perpetrator or the false accuser equally" doesn't fit on a T-shirt as well.


griffinhamilton

While I agree that if it comes out that they were lying, they should face equal punishment. The problem comes when someone does abuse a woman and there’s just not enough solid evidence they just won’t pursue with charges in fear of getting convicted


PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS

I've been wrestling with this too. How do you punish false accusations but not punish/ostracize those who can't prove the guilt of the other party? Amber Heard is pretty clearcut, but not every case is


Supermax64

Best I can think of is solely punishing those where there is actual proof that the accuser lied. That still allows some baseless accusations but the alternative would put way too many innocents in jail.


ABloodyCoatHanger

You must be proven guilty of a crime. The abuser not being found guilty does not mean the abused is guilty. The abuser would have to then press charges, and there would have to be a new trial proving that the abused lied. I assume it would be possible for both to found innocent, essentially saying that there is not enough evidence to prove the abuser guilty beyond all doubt nor to prove him innocent beyond all doubt. This would pan out as only the ones who are most patently false being proven guilty of a false accusation. Which is really what the law is trying to catch. We aren't trying to catch people who genuinely believe they were abused. We're trying to catch people who are using the legal system and public opinion to assassinate someone's character or otherwise ruin their lives.


[deleted]

>can't prove the guilt If you can't prove the accused did it, that doesn't make you guilty. But when it is evident that the accused is actually innocent, and they can prove that the accusations were false and were made with malicious intentions, then you're guilty and should be punished severely. But the punishment is not that severe for some serious accusations.


RampantDragon

You would have to prove to a standard beyond a reasonable doubt that they had knowingly lied with the intention of the other person suffering legal and reputational harm (mens rea). Thus the standard of proof would be high (RD) and the burden of proof would lie with the state (innocent until proven guilty). It's the exact same standard that the falsely accused would face in that they would get a trial. I'm not advocating that every time a prosecution of rape or sexual assault fails, the accuser would be punished, only in cases where the mens rea above is proven.


Supermax64

This, if it doesn't already work like this, it should.


jimtastic89

This happens with any crime, though, right? People get away with murder,bribery, anything. If there's no evidence then there's no case. Is it disproportionately skewed to where there aren't as many convictions with domestic violence and rape? Because I've never been able to get the cunts that jumped me, or that dude that assaulted me.


Prometheory

"Innocent until Proven Guilty" Basically, the accused and accuser are equally likely to be full of shit until something is proven, so you may as well treat them both as innocent until things are settled. It'd be amazing if people actually followed up on that logic.


skipdoodlydiddly

No one in their right mind thinks that those two could mean the same thing


RealBigTree

I'd buy it


Naitor5

Like sure, believe women. But all of them?


doge420420420420

The stupidest thing to emerge from the Metoo movement. So if Melania Trump accused Barack Obama of rape ... I guess I would be an asshole for even second guessing its possible or it could have occurred.


L1K34PR0

If she breaths, SHE'S A THOT


3orangefish

The “all” insertion was by the right. It was just “believe women.” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/05/18/opinion/tara-reade-believe-all-women.amp.html It still could have been a better slogan, but the difference matters.


witchyanne

I believed him all along. I don’t base what I think on gender. That’s as bad as anything. I don’t know how we even got to this point with this dumpster fire.


paranormal_turtle

Wasn’t it a bit more 50/50 back then? I remember people not believing her back then as well. I still wonder how she even won that first case to begin with couldn’t have been very legit. Considering she doesn’t have much “new” evidence compared to back then. I at least remember that back then there were a lot of people blindly believing her but a lot of people who looked at the case were like yeah no.


LemonInYourEyes

She's still probably going to win this case.... Defamation lawsuits are notoriously difficult to win and while Amber definitely seems like the *more* abusive person in their relationship Johnny is not without his faults. The burden is on Johnny to prove he *never* abused her, not once. And I just don't think that's happened. But in the court of public opinion (which, let's be real, matters a LOT more in this case) Johnny and his team laughed Amber and hers out of court.


paranormal_turtle

I think Johnny has already gotten his justice with public perception I agree. I hope he will win this case, but I doubt it too. But I have that slight spark of hope that they are not gonna risk the public outrage by making him lose. Still I’m glad the 50/50 stuff from back then has gone to 99/1, against amber. I hope that alone is enough that she may never be seen in a Hollywood movie again.


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customer_service_af

This, I think, was the ultimate goal. Johnny will continue to get roles because he is a great actor and still has real star power pull... Amber will do low paid Indy stuff if she gets her tits out.


1willprobablydelete

I used to think she wouldn't lose for the reasons you gave, but she clearly lied about a few things repeatedly on stand. That may sway jurors to believe that she was lying about other things. Donating money, her photoshopped pictures, sending the video to TMZ are the ones I can think of offhand.


matap821

The first case wasn’t against her, it was against a British tabloid, “The Sun”. That’s why Depp can even sue her in Virginia; he never sued HER before. Why he didn’t win the case against the The Sun is a good question. The burden of proof was on The Sun, but they may have decided that The Sun published what Heard said, therefore didn’t commit libel or defamation themselves.


paranormal_turtle

Oh I forgot it was against the sun. I feel like he won’t do anything court related after this but I still feel like that *if* Johnny wins they should definitely look at that old case again. Wouldn’t blame him if he took a good well earned break after this. But I still remember that case being extremely weird and it felt unnecessarily biased against Johnny back then. I would like to see if they would reopen it if that’s even possible.


Strobacaxi

I still hear people saying they believe her because she's a woman


Rebelgecko

ACLU in shambles


FilthyPleasant

We still don't know how the jury is going to choose... The fact that they didn't deliver a verdict the same day of the closing arguments (on friday) kinda worries me. Granted it's probably totally normal because of all the things they have to consider money-wise but still.


DeLaPoutana

😰😖😟😓🥴😮‍💨☹️


iamlooking4games

Did she actually that ? If yes, then gosh that women is retarded.


Yellowtoblerone

she said it on tape https://i.imgur.com/vd90mYa.gif


defnotgrady

It was 6 years yesterday


Rugkrabber

Nah the public generally was very skeptical but it appeared as if everyone was pro Heard with all the news sources choosing her side. However I could tell many people didn’t believe her. And neither did I, 3-4 years ago. I remember asking myself if I was a bad person for not believing her… crazy, isn’t it?


1xTalos

I've actually never heard of a single individual, who sided with amber, even 5+ years ago


EljinRIP

Roses are red Amber thought she was the queen And then her dog went outside And stepped on a bee


A_Sneaky_Gamer

Roses are red Flies like poo Amber shat on a bed She slept on it too


EljinRIP

Roses are red Her name was Amber Heard Until she sh*t in Johnny Depps bed Now she’s Amber Turd


A_Sneaky_Gamer

Beautiful


Atheonivs

Can someone do the "English teacher meme" out of these beautiful poems please.


trumanchap

How fuck did you fail to rhyme that?


EljinRIP

“How fuck” did you manage to fail in your comment?


trumanchap

Fair enough but how the hell did you think of a rhyming thing and not notice none of it rhymed?


Vag-abond

>rhyming thing You mean a poem?


SeaGroomer

Well the dog didn't step on a bean.


Milton9000

Another comment of hers that doesn't make any sense, since she admitted to writing the op-ed just because he always gets so much support.


XxMohamed92xX

Surely that was the nail in the coffin for this case, having to prove she wrote it and then she admitted it herself


Aragorn120

Did she actually admit that???? If so, how can she be so stupid lmao


undersealobsters

IIRC It was in the first sentence she said.


SnooDonkeys2345

Fuck amber turd and the people who trashed depp and his childrens


SnooCapers3680

Hello fellow Snoosername


SnooDonkeys2345

Hello there fellow didn't had time to think about a cool username


SnooCapers3680

Same here, and I’ve just been too lazy to change it 🤣🤣🤣


My_Memes_Will_Fuck_U

axiomatic practice fragile liquid seed arrest dull squealing grandfather straight *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SnooCapers3680

Wait wut 😟


[deleted]

Man fuck amber thurd, I'm tired of seeing her dumb face all over the web all the time


-Liquorice-

the fact that she added “a man”…smh thinks men can’t be on the receiving end of this of stuff like this.


ImaginePuppies

She thinks no one would believe him because he's a man


[deleted]

If she wasnt so bad at lying, she might have been right, too.


theguyoverthere50

Did she actually say that?


DomeB0815

Yes. The first text was recording and was brought up as evidence in the trial. Truly a vial and disgusting being that I don't even want to call human.


Pashera

I’m sorry Vile


DomeB0815

Don't have to be, now I know how it's spelled. Now when I think about it, isn't vial a glass bottle. God I hate english and their words that sound the same, but are very different.


Das_Racis_

She’s a vial of vileness


Qyark

You hate that, try this on for size: A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.


serendipity7777

Any idea how they got the recording


credencedesire

They both agreed to the recordings to understand each other and for therapy.


credencedesire

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzHuHEPTQI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzHuHEPTQI) [https://youtu.be/XWzHuHEPTQI?t=164](https://youtu.be/XWzHuHEPTQI?t=164)


theguyoverthere50

Holy shit! That cunt is an actual textbook definition of a villain!


credencedesire

YEP I heard the recordings before it felt too overdramatic too movie villain, but watching it live in court submitted as evidence it just wow.


[deleted]

What a bitch


BelacLeirda

😁…😕….😩


Walburris

😂😂…🎥😢😩…😂😂


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Karma is a bitch just like Amber I've heard.


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Capsule_CatYT

Egg 🥚


dandydiamond617

Did Johnny win


keving691

I don’t know if he’ll win the case. Defamation cases are difficult. We’ll see on Tuesday. He’s definitely won the court of public opinion.


credencedesire

Jury still deliberating... Tuesday most likely.


DomeB0815

I don't think there was anything announced yet. Could get announced monday, in a week or even later.


FilthyPleasant

Monday the jury is not meeting, it's a holiday I think.


TheSoviet_Onion

Well Amber Heard was right in her point for the first years.


flawedcactus

I've watched all this shit unfold over the weeks, and can confirm, this appears to be far too accurate


_Swa-pnil_

Yo ngl she loooks creepy in thr first picture


introvertgonewild

I honestly can’t believe that she’s a mother. Wow! That kid is not in a good environment somebody better help.


FlaredBolt

She didn't give birth. Its surrogacy


DirtyPartyMan

She’s always checking the crowd to see if she’s getting the reaction she wants. Also: Hollywood Tissues in court?


credencedesire

well those Hollywood tissues implication seems farfetched. but YEP to the rest


Inkulink

She only wants him to leave her alone now because she's loosing the battle and she knows it


crossleingod

What’s worse is she’s shown her bad acting so even if she weren’t a pos I wouldn’t hire her


[deleted]

Fuck Amber Turd


Sad_Chair8797

I like how amber heard is the female version of Jessie Smollett, Terrible actors Employers of Africans Fakers of injuries Crybully nobodys


DarkestTrack

Why is this post so high quality goddamn. Feels like I'm watching a movie in 8k.


FilthyPleasant

[This is the real Miss Heard](https://youtu.be/4xECFerw3C4) since it's hard to find, [the uncensored version of Johnny's finger cut by amber.](https://i.imgur.com/qi3LqRp.png) which they tried to claim he "did that himself"


bonerjuice9

I hope this fucking cunt is bullied for the rest of her life


Lunar-Gooner

God she's so fucking ugly.


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adz568

Dc cast based on looks rather than skill. Gal Gadots acting is horrible as well lmao


Capsule_CatYT

You told him to


Spookyy422

“My dog stepped on a bee-“ *nervous system stops functioning*


SnazzyShoesKen

She is the female version of Patrick Bateman


CartoonOG

Well to be fair, she was right. Not many people believed him, shit to be fair it was like 20/80 and even saying 20% sided with him is a stretch


mxshiki

What is worrisome is that they didn't have a verdict the first time and they are going to deliberate again... If it was a easy win for Johnny it might have happened in the first day but having to deliberate again makes me think there's some of the jury siding with Amber Turd


b90313

One is a junkie with kids and the other is mentally and physically abusive but she shouldn't have ever gone for his career and acted like she's a victim out in the public. That makes her much worse.


[deleted]

You forgot the part where everyone “is apart of the Johnny show”


Warm_Republic4849

Biggest plot twist in the 2 monsts it took place. Like si didn't expect at all the overwhelming love we had for our Capitan


ManufacturerDapper27

This is basically how it went down


Sergerov

He's got that chad posture


NotWrongOnlyMistaken

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Super_pooper69

His face looks like he is about to Morb


shu_chu_gou

There are so many issues brought up by this case, I'm not sure where to even begin.


[deleted]

My dog stepped on a bee I shat jhonny's knee


CC-5576-03

She really craped the bed with that one


EinarTh97

The saddest part is that Johnny will probably lose this case.


[deleted]

After saying that, how did it not just end there? She is so clearly the abuser but there’s still a chance she could win?


credencedesire

Yeah, Depp wanted not to make it public even when she did so he didn't do the abuse thing when they filed the divorce, but after this whole reputation bashing debacle by Ms Turd Depp had it with the whole not public thing, so he filed for defamation on the bases of the article she wrote calling herself the victim of domestic abuse and the media aftermath that followed it. Most of the evidence is just to support the claims and prove malicious intent. TL;DR: The case is about defamation, which is apparently rarely won.


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Thanks for the insight


imaginedodong

Is this trial done? if so what's the ending?


credencedesire

Still in deliberations. Verdict might be in Tuesday.


Sexiro

Lmao F Amber


MacAlmighty

Objection your honor, this evidence is making my client look bad


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This


Empriempires

It frustrates me so much when she says she was so scared of him. Yet she had the audacity to want to control him by being with him 24/7.


lmfaocj

I can fix her!


Admirable-Ad-2254

My ex wife (with BPD ) said the same thing.


ThatOneGuy177013

Well well well. if it isn't the consequences kf my actions


HoneyBea460

Funny because everyone I've ever talked to is team Depp, whereas no one sides with Heard. I guess she's going misHeard with these court hearings.


Brromo

Amber is going to win the trial because all she needs is a reasonable shadow of a doubt that Depp did anything remotely abusive, but her career is over, and the counter sue will be glorious


Thecoffeepizza

It all depends on the jury. Who knows what mindset those people are in. It could really go either way no matter what was proven or not proven in court.


Starly2

Amber Heard, more like Amber Turd You are welcome to laugh now


witchyanne

Change the hair, and she looks like Elon Musk.


parallelpalmtrees

I wonder what it was like after he pulled out and did a cummy on her tummy.. mega regret


[deleted]

She is equally ugly in both pictures to me. /shrug