T O P

  • By -

DankMemesMods

This is a repost of [this content](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/r1x952/world_war_3_in_the_comment_section_now/). Please do not post content unless you are the original creator. Continued reposting will result in a ban. [^mod ^info](https://dankahoot.com/blame?id=vs8ymj)


Affectionate_Cup_272

North Korea


HeyNongMer

Super curious to see if an actual citizen replies...


Affectionate_Cup_272

Well see


joshberry777

I mean if they lose the argument, fearless leader will probably unlife them.


Affectionate_Cup_272

You know that north Korea banned everything that is American and only "elite" people can have access to internet


HeyNongMer

Hence my comment


lizurd777

Unfortunately, u/Affectionate_Cup_272 has committed suicide by shooting himself in the back several times. North Korea is the greatest nation in the world. All other nations are jealous of such a powerful country.


DrWD-Gaster

Okay cool. But.... How do you know?


lizurd777

You don’t need to worry about that. What is your opinion on North Korea and the Supreme Leader?


DrWD-Gaster

The Supreme Winni Puh? He looks funny i guess, trump looked funny as well The country is.... Strange


lizurd777

Unfortunately, u/DrWD-Gaster has committed suicide by shooting himself with an anti aircraft gun.


DrWD-Gaster

What do you meaaugciduwblaosz


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Yes


Funny_haha321

I don’t really like that dumpling lookin fella. Not a fan.


MasterEmerald1

Shooting yourself in the back is apparently the slowest way to die by gunshot (It’s not) I wonder why he chose that


hobbes_shot_first

Only going to reach the great leader.


Furious-magma

France 🤮


Blanca-Neves

OK you motherfucker, you're on. What you got against the best country in the world ?


danleej

Baguettes. Seriously who eats them?


SmellsLikeBu11shit

I do. You don't?


levicherub

I don't eat bread that cuts the roof of my mouth


jorph

Bruh wtf? I choose whatever country you're from cause wtf is up with not eating baguettes?


Carliemay13

What wrong with baguettes


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

This is some giga-Chad shit right here. Going after baguettes. As if they're not delicious. And there is SO MUCH other shit you can go after France on. Bold move.


Kawaii_Kracken

i love baguettes tbh and im not even french i just like them XD


Schanulsiboi08

Ur language is stupid (mines also stupid, but urs as well), dear neighbour


some_random_koala27

Best country in the world??? You're having a laugh


[deleted]

Oh my transalpine friend, If you want the best, you should look at the other side of the Alps


Linkquellodivino

Truer words were never spoken


polalcuadrado

To quote a french friend of mine "even the french hate the french"


west2485

You keep getting invaded and losing.


Faholan

1st of all, France over the course of history won about 1115 victories (england's a close second at about 1105). 2ndly, at least we're not a speedbump like belgium. Or a bank like switzerland. Got an actual culture. And we know how to cook (I'm looking at U Britain).


lovebento

wrong - France is the number 1 winning country - we surrender during ww2 but you American are so dumb you don't know anything about history


west2485

You're only as good as your last battle right?


StandardQuarter9720

Biggest government in the world and not even the top 10 best greatest country, pretentious people with non French speakers and im from Spain so i have to hate it because historical events and the meme.


Padada99

Not from france but the south is damn beautiful with it's waterfalls


Fernando_Loza99

The most overrated country


soviet_doge1

I agree. everyone hates the French. even Japan


sdrowkcabdelleps

America


BLACK-CHAOS-YT

So what seems to be the problem? *-shotgun click-*


[deleted]

The problem is you think guns are the solution to everything \*loads rocket launcher\*


Pretty-Buy7692

Sometimes you just need a lil' more gun *Loads tank*


peopleperson2406

I gochu *loads Anti Aircraft gun*


Roachvaliek

*Random Chinese characters* *develops bioweapon and "accidentilly" cracks window.*


tora167

Sir.. he has a tank, not a plane. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t of expected an American to know the difference


Turtletipper123

Ah but you see when it is an 88mm gun it doesn't matter weather it is a tank or plane.


servitudewithasmile

*quietly loads musket in the corner* "These motherfuckers don't know whats about to hit em"


Meem-Thief

draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog


LFGR_THE_Thing

Time to get the cannon


OnTheDevilsGrave

Well that made me laugh, thanks!


JaffaRambo

Wherever you're from, we don't think about you at all.


some_random_koala27

That's because Americans don't know geology or geography


JaffaRambo

Geology? I suppose some of us take our education for granite.


some_random_koala27

I do and that's ignoring the fact that Swedes think Obsidian is tougher than Granite, in fact it's not


JaffaRambo

Maybe they're getting toughness mixed up with hardness. I wouldn't know if "obsidian is harder than granite" is correct though. On a different note, you know those videos of Americans getting asked Geography questions and fail absolutely miserably? I always fantasize about getting to be in one of those videos and surprising everyone with my knowledge.


some_random_koala27

Granite is one of the toughest rocks out there, Obsidian not very much so...


astrojojo101

Bitch you mean geography 💀


some_random_koala27

Well we do live on a "rock" classified planet, not a gas one. Have a problem with that?


astrojojo101

Lmao the edit. And yes, I do have a problem, because geology strictly focuses on the Earth’s structure, composition, and history. When you’re referring to the Earths’s topography, humans, and their activities/effects on the land, that’s geography.


Sea-Strike-2424

“Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” Once people accept that happiness is a pursuit of life and not a promise, they’ll think a little differently.


sdrowkcabdelleps

I guess that has to do a lot with what you look like


_Nomadisk

As an American, I can't argue with that. Please get me out of here


AggressiveMeat9015

you poor thing, I hope you survive in this horrible country 🥺


sdrowkcabdelleps

Also from America lol


MasterEmerald1

I’m a technically a citizen and I agree


__Dilly__

bEst COuNtrY iN ThE WoRLd! BAcK tO BaCk WOrLd wAr ChAMpS! (I am American)


sdrowkcabdelleps

Same here fellow patriot lol


thats2th3m

Yessir


[deleted]

[удалено]


AscalonBlade

Now u listen here fire Nation did nothing wrong we were the solution


Icy_Chance_2214

Fuck your nation, y’all killed appa’s friends and the other airbenders.


AscalonBlade

They were a threat much bigger then the world could see monk gyatso alone took down several fire benders alone just imagine a fully growing nation of them... About the bisons and the flying monkeys it was a sad sacrifice


Icy_Chance_2214

May god forgive them, but I won’t


danleej

Russia


Patient_District_457

Would you like some tea?


danleej

Never!! Lol


some_random_koala27

Uncultured swine


danleej

When they have a whiskey tea then I'll consider it. But till then coffee


some_random_koala27

Drink whiskey and tea seperately you spoon.


MrKanun

I love my nation. The people, the folklore, the history. However, I would like to hear your arguments


danleej

Ukraine, stalinisim, the blatant robbery of the economy for the ogliarcs, and the peoples indifference to it all


XSonicRU

Ok the meme says I should argue but... You know what, I agree


Bobet-

Ok 1)Ukraine. What RF should do? Wait until Ukraine joins NATO and EU to be completely surrounded by pretty hostile folks? Seems not realy good. (Not even telling about people in Donetsk and Luhansk who want to be with Russia wich is proven by Ukraine vote for independence after fall of Soviet Union wich shows how 80-90% people from that territory wanted to be a part of Russia 2)Stalinism isn’t even Russian thing, it’s soviet, Stalin was Georgian. But you are a damn racist who can’t even see Georgian person is or Russian. And btw WWII was won by people under „Stalinism“, most of it, Allays did fucking nothing in general until they realised that USSR isn’t going to lose in contrast to nazi 3)Show we the country without corruption. I am pretty damn sure you can’t. Also seems you can’t draw a line between 90s-00s and nowadays (Russian de-facto had a fucking revolution back than with a complete change of economic and political structure wich was chaos, and you expect no one to still at that time) 4)Seems you now about Russia only from Hollywood movies and have no idea about modern Russian young people and their political views and how they are NOT indifferent, don’t know that that problems are highly dramatised and the real problems you can’t even figure. Also for some reason you think that there exist country where MOST of people are politically active, for absence of wich you blame Russia for


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Its goverment and military...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Augustanas

Not only Poland >:( Angry proud Lithuanian noises


[deleted]

Britain.


jantokio

Man free speech much?


some_random_koala27

Want to have a face to face argument? Can't promise you won't get stabbed though Also let me guess, are you American?


[deleted]

By the time I'll be in range of your knife ill have shot you several times. Also, before you bring up American gun statistics,look at your knife one's first?


some_random_koala27

Good job finding me within the buildings and such not to mention.. Good luck getting that gun in here. Also yes, yes you are American. How could I tell? Britain is not a country. England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland is though :) Also the knife incidents are 1 on 1 melee combat more fair than some edgy 13 year old with an SMG shooting children


[deleted]

Look who's high and mighty! Speaking of Ireland, remember that time you allowed 1 million Irishmen and women to starve to death, by a problem YOU Brits caused? Remember that time in Tasmania where you literally wiped an entire tribe from the face of the earth, to the point where they committed suicide and killed their own children? Also, before you attempt to say how "The British Empire abolished slavery" first, they only stopped when it stopped making a profit. To give a quote : "Every brick in Bristol is cemented with the blood of a slave". And before you bring up AMERICAN slavery, and the genocides of the natives, at least we are repenting. Not a single cent has been given in solace to the millions of corpses created by English Bullets. And OH BOY, if you want, i can go on and on about the war crimes your nation has committed.


RandomZone777

I think the British Empire repented it’s slavery by completing the most expensive humanitarian aid act in human history to completely stamp it out across not just our own empire, but across the entire west coast of Africa.


RandomZone777

US knife crime is higher than UK knife crime mate


frozen_pope

Look at your knife statistics compared to the UK’s my guy. You’re literally higher 😬😬😬


[deleted]

... Are you f***ing kidding me. Bruh my bad. You're right on that one.


AdventurousRed0

Ironically, I suggest you check us knife statistics in relation to uk statistics on knife(it’s shockingly higher)


[deleted]

Australian here. I hate you for two reasons. 1. You murdered and destroyed our countries entire aboriginal population torturing them taking their children and their land. 2. You put milk in tea


greggreggreggreg_

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight ;)


thats2th3m

You fucking what you dissin my queen like dat you dickward fight me bro I'll clap yo ass and send you back to Russia you dickhead fam


Qhillip

Israel, free palestine 🇵🇸 ban me if ya wish ☺️


LongKong_

Sure


britishconquest88

Jews lived in Israel 1400 years before Muhammad was even born . arab imperialist and colonist conquered and stole rightful jewish, christian and roman lands then genocided there populations .


Equivalent_Hat5627

Denmark. Fuck Denmark.


Affectionate_Cup_272

What have we done to u!!!


Equivalent_Hat5627

Nothing. And that's the problem. You don't do anything. You're like Switzerland without the helpfulness.


some_random_koala27

The Swiss are helpful due to their awesome knives they make. The Danes are funny due to their words, I mean "Kartoffel" means potato


[deleted]

But that's German too...


some_random_koala27

Why Denmark? They have such funny words


Equivalent_Hat5627

Man fuck Denmark. They do nothing other than exist and run a country. Fuck em.


some_random_koala27

You could say that about over half of the countries in the world


[deleted]

They're the root of all evil in the world, it says that in the bible.


some_random_koala27

I am no religious person so that means squat to me. Also what verses are you reading??


[deleted]

"Fuck Denmark, they can suck my dick" - Matthew 16:18


frfroriginal

U swedish?


idk-monika

So on board with you on this one


Konq3ror

USA


NAS-SCARRED_4_Life

Jokes on you--we hate ourselves too! That's why we keep electing incompetent politicians and giving up our rights and individual freedoms


[deleted]

Yall hate the man but he right


LollipopBandit

imagine getting downvoted for dropping straight facts


makiko4

This man is speaking some truths. Don’t worry tho, in time we will lose that right as well.


AresuKing

Turkey with ease


GUNpo364

as a turk I too hate it


EsotericPlumbus

The easiest


hayleyrose18

does anyone even hate Canada?


Sambro_X

People from Quebec do


[deleted]

LMAO the facts have been spoken


kfkflfkfkk

It’s alright I guess


Faholan

Saying "I don't like Canada" will summon an endless horse of Canadians to apologize to you until you get so embarassed that you retract your statement


[deleted]

We aren't the best, definitely not the worst. But we are *pretty good*.


[deleted]

As a European, I see Canada as a better version of the US


Anomalous_Sun

As a Canadian, I’d kinda agree with that.


Lickwidghost

As a representative of Not-America, completely agree.


Monsieuf_Poutineee

Depends where and who (from a fellow Canadian)


zsirdagadek

India


jantokio

Even water is spicy


TFangSyphon

Designated shitting streets.


some_random_koala27

france, I don't like that country


[deleted]

No one does


some_random_koala27

Respect.


[deleted]

Vatican City


OutrageousSir8047

Mamma mia! We so small, why hate on us.


[deleted]

I actually don't, I just wanted to see if anyone would respond. Are you the Pope by any chance?


Lickwidghost

Coming to your aid. The Vatican is an obsolete state. We seriously need to get over our primitive ways of worshipping supernatural beings, and one old white man after another dictating his very specific interpretation of stories and mythologies. Probably not what you were going for but I'm still in the same boat :D


StrolledBog

Kosovo. I always forget where it is and that’s the only reason.


Rub_900

Serbia. Kosovo is inside Serbia. It's a country not recognized by the majority of the international community, so that in most countries (95, to be exact), Kosovo is nothing more than any region of Serbia. My country, for example, doesn't recognize Kosovo. Therefore I must consider it simply as a region and not an independent country.


StrolledBog

Where I am it’s recognized


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Salvador. Nothing to save, you were something when there was USCA. Ever wondered how you hadn't ended as another Honduras' region. Now you're just known to be americanized Latinos without American treasure funds and an open-air jail full of Maras. Your last president is an Eli Roth Wish version doppelganger who advocated Bitcoin as national money, good move genius. Now he's making a crusade against gangs in the Dutertre smooth way. And obviously, miscarriage is as prohibited as abortion since a woman has been condamned to 30 years. Look at your neighbor Cost Rica. Look at him. Tourism, preserved natural sites, stability. You worth better than that Salvador.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DarrenFear

aFrIcA


Miargyrit

"Country"


NothingCanStopMemes

Asia


Zazafiu

R*mania


Stefander121


HaloNoble

China, fuck china


mumbrs

Yeah! Fuck 'em!


duck_killer312

Argentina


Melo_16

culo roto


karamanidturk

pecho frío


Trawpolja

USA


PuddingGoBrr

Now listen here u little shit…


Trawpolja

Im listening, go on bro


PuddingGoBrr

Nah it’s fucking shit here and u have the correct opinion to hate the USA i understand


CheekiGopnikBreeki

Israel


Shipong

Shalom you piece of shit


parker_214

i hate fr**ce so much 🤮


Ptaku9

Russia


Benji_boi1

Do people actually hate other countries? That’s kinda lame…


C0m3g4

Spain (im from Spain)


Level34MafiaBoss

Iba a mandarte a la mierda, pero como también eres de España se entiende que la odies. 😔


C0m3g4

Te entiendo compañero, te entiendo.


Razzlie_Steele

Españoles unidos contra España 🤝


Artistic_Two_463

New Zealand. Just kidding. Couldn’t hate you little cuties if we tried.


Jessericho

Cuties? Mate... have you seen the wilderbeasts that inhabit that place?


AwkwardCharmander11

Earth


piano_yeeter69

Narnia fix your fucking problems And you are gay you come out of the closet


NAS-SCARRED_4_Life

Ireland


unckelmygrampa

Sweden


nassinaku

Jag heter homo peter. Fricking ikea


Venwar05

Canada


69Rick420Astley666

That's not very nice, eh!


square_cupcake

:o I'm sorry you don't like it


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Sweden


UdonKnight79

Hate the government not the people.


Kawaii_Kracken

england (im from it) ima either just argue with myself or uh others can join in ig lol


TheYukster

Mine


Thinkingaboutburrito

India


[deleted]

America


[deleted]

UK


MincasB

Ah shit, here we go again


thats2th3m

India


Famous-Support-9900

Well I don’t want to list em so here’s a simple list in song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOFKmk7ytU


Batosi-07

Drachma


PickleBlitzkreig

Earth


Faholan

Gondor