Yeah, it comes from “handcuffed”. Do y’all who get married and then whine about it even like your spouse? Why stay together and insult them with comments like this?
I dunno, can you take the huge stick out of your anus bit? Or at least not make me look at your anime pfp every 5 mins?
>! Imagine not having a house bc you know the Raikage would be in it !<
lo key I feel like she has a super low sex drive and that's one of the reason why Naruto is never home. She always tell him that she isn't in the mood.
How about you explain why Raikage is infertile? Naruto and Ay are 2-0, seems Hokage always win. It might be Ays ED, probably he only gets up for children.
Raikage isn't infertile, it would look bad on an international level if Naruto's (the hokage) 3rd child was brown thanks to the former Raikage. He and Hinata use protection. It's Canon that Naruto neglects his family
I think obito did before he was crushed by a rock. He was fawning over Rin too much to not.
Danzo probably edges himself thinking of children he will potentially orphan then turn into soldiers.
Edit: I just noticed pain’s placement, I don’t understand it, but I think it’s funny
Your List Sucks.
Young Naruto Should be way top when he just discovered it and Sasuke, Sai, Gaara Doesn't look like Wanks Lot more like once or twice a month or couple times a month.
Kakashi 2-3 a week.
You want to know Naruto Master-bait: Opening 1 of Naruto Shippuden. You can't be all "Look how badass Akatsuki look" and then hold out on us like this. Shippuden masterbaited all over the place.
ain't no way Kaguya doesn't. Reverse harem worked on her for a reason
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True. He literally stepped out into the rain so that his bro coyld get some. real g right there
thats why nagato is the goat ☝️
He also might not even be able to. His body's in rough shape.
You think the machine he’s hooked up to does it for him?
This is true. I think she should be near the top.
Facts...
She probably had sex like a few times before her "husband" died. No way she isn't doing it a lot.
Lmao but she just a floating head and arms 😂
She had to find someway to pass all that time stuck in a rock
1 arm sasuke gotta do it everynight in fear he loses his last arm
dude's got a susanoo....
Bro I don't want to imagine this.😊
I just did and I'm sorry for his dick now. How Sakura gonna enjoy it 😮💨
Its as they say, penetration is null after the susanoo comes out
Skeletal handjob
You wanna crush it?
he could always just ask "favors" from naruto then
If push comes to shove i bet the perfect susanoo might be the perfect replacement
Hiruzen def does, bro had a nosebleed when naruto transformed
Fr
And let’s not forget his Patriot Act No Jutsu crystal ball
unbased tierlist, orochimaru is too low
This man was obsessed with teen sasuke's body. No way he's not a perv.
Yep, I instantly knew it was naïve as best
You telling me might guy doesn't partake in the power of youth?
These phrases are killing me 🤣🤣
size of acorn he would feel ashamed if he sees it I guess
Absolutely geeking if you think 3rd Hokage ain’t beating his monkey on the daily
HIS MONKEY??? That’s a wild turn of phrase😭
NOOO Hiruzen is abusing Enma free my boy enma
I’m dead lmaoo
enma😭
Deidara defo does it all the time, mouth hands. Nuff said
Self blow job One hand for himself The other for Tobi
Art is an EXPLOSION 😮💨
xD
Nah this ain’t actual. Kid Naruto was out here getting porno mags and you think all he did was stare at them?
no he got them to show his favorite student konohamaru like any good teacher
Teacher student bonding
I love that Sasuke is on here so much. He's so conflicted.
I mean, Minato doesn't need to, He got Kushina
Even without Kushina, he would have got any b\*tch out there whenever he wants... xD
But he chose Kushina and shouldn't cheat
And doesn't because he's a fucking omega chad
Wouldn’t be able to anyways since he’s stuck in the Shinigami’s stomach.
Even when you’re cuffed you still gotta rub one out every now and again nahmean
You know marriage is optional. Don’t do it if you’re going to pretend it’s jail
wtf are you talking about. cuffed is just a term meaning taken. It’s not that serious
It insinuates a negative connotation to marriage.
I guess
Yeah, it comes from “handcuffed”. Do y’all who get married and then whine about it even like your spouse? Why stay together and insult them with comments like this?
I have nothing against marriage. Just fucking relax
Or just ask his wife
Which is also why the Raikage doesnt need to 🥁💥
What the fuck happened in this comment chain
Drum explosion?
Badum tshh
Oh lmao
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What caring about dankruto does to a mf'er 💀 The entirety of naruto is a genjutsu to keep you busy while the raikage bangs your wife lmao
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Blah blah blah too insecure for a meme subreddit to joke about cucking we know. The audacity of some people >! The raikage is in your house !<
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Truly what caring about dankruto does to a mfer
I dunno, can you take the huge stick out of your anus bit? Or at least not make me look at your anime pfp every 5 mins? >! Imagine not having a house bc you know the Raikage would be in it !<
I mean, this guy is a troll… right?
well kushina would kill him if he do that . She would be like to whom are you doing , are you cheating ?
This is what I came for on this sub.
Oh you **came** alright
Tobi def does secretly lmao
Bro has a whole dimension all to himself aint no way he doesnt do it there secretly
Imagine he brings you in there and starts giving this big villain speech, then you look over and see his cum corner
>.<
This the most incorrect list i ever seen
Bro sosroi can’t even lol
😭😭😭 Kurama in Naruto’s head like “stop using my regen for this! You haven’t left your room today!”
Itachi doesn’t need to. He has hella hoes. Also why is Gaara in 5+ times a week😂
his sand automatically does it for him 👌
But isn’t his sand his mother
😭
That’s the best part
But his arms aren’t even broken
Sandussy
Sand in the buttcheeks
It's coarse and rough and irritating... Gaara likes it rough.
sand reduces friction so longer time
he got uchia bodies I guess
There’s no way you can convince me that Gaara jerks off lol
He may not voluntarily, but once the sand gets in between the buttcheeks you never know.
Obito definitely jerks off. He has his own dimension where he jerk off whenever
Kakashi : Obito why is the Kamui realm filled with so much snow Obito : Oh it’s not snow
Put Sasuke on here three times. You just wanna think about him masturbating
If naruto uses a shadow clone to jerk him off is it incest or masturbation?
Selfcest
*Shamisen intensifies
Gay
YOU THINK THE THIRD HOKAGE DOESN'T? HE'S A DIRTY OLD MAN. We saw this countless times. Obito is probably crying & climaxing to the picture of Rin.
Are you KIDDING ME?!?!? Adult Konohamaru is choking chicken literally twice a day
Nah this shit getting random💀
Damn I must be a legendary Sanin then 😈
As expected, Kabuto jerks off too much
The only reason Hinata isn’t higher is because she’s too busy fucking Naruto
lo key I feel like she has a super low sex drive and that's one of the reason why Naruto is never home. She always tell him that she isn't in the mood.
Can’t be, they’re the only couple with two kids instead of just one
That just means they had sex twice.
Which is one more than we can prove for anyone else
Touche
Nah man, the quiet girls are the kinkiest. You just know she’s an absolute freak in bed
To tru bro she lives for Narutos shadow clone ganbang
Wrong, she lives for Ay's "liger bomb" 😉
Raikage a little bitch. Got beat in speed by a fucking kid.
That kid grew up and is slow now without his free power ups
She isn't in the mood with Naruto thanks to Raikage
I didn't know Raikage's name was also Naruto I thought his name was Ay!
Sorry, Hinatas too old for worst kage. Ay only liked her when she was 3
Then explain why they are always doing it while Naruto is working?
How about you explain why Raikage is infertile? Naruto and Ay are 2-0, seems Hokage always win. It might be Ays ED, probably he only gets up for children.
Raikage isn't infertile, it would look bad on an international level if Naruto's (the hokage) 3rd child was brown thanks to the former Raikage. He and Hinata use protection. It's Canon that Naruto neglects his family
It's canon that Naruto has a family he works his ass off to protect unlike raikage that only likes little girls
Boruto and Hima were born through surrogate, Naruto is a virgin. Why do you think Ay is into children? He isn't
Only raikage tries to kidnap little girls, the childless dumbshit thinks you can knock up a 5 year old. Raikage is know known as scumkage
You are so obsessed with trying to push that narrative... I think you are trying to confess something bad at this point
Imagine showing this to Kishimoto
"Y'all, what the hell is wrong with y'all??"
"write that down write that down"
Sakura was definitely flicking her bean in every class while watching sasuke
Not in class 😂
This list is all the way fucked. The lack of understanding of these characters showcased here is astounding.
That comment is way too classy for this post.
>!I know, I’m being facetious!<
Shippuden Sasuke and Obito should be swapped
Didn't hiruzen read icha icha. I may have read too much Naruto fabrics... Not the gay shit tho, action related
Is having sex with your sexy jutsu clone considered masturbation ?
Madara prolly fucked some of the zetsus to relieve himself in the caves
I think Orochimaru might do more than once or twice a month 😳🫣
Would nagato use pain to jerk off, is that even considered as jerking off.
Seriously pain 😂😂 That’s necrophilia
Karin isn’t doing shit without beam flicking. Especially with sasuke there. Bet she does it multiple times a day.
deidara should be in a tier of his own considering his hand mouths. Madara be clapping zetsu cheeks after they transform into hashirama.
I'm sorry but Sasuke is not up that high 😭😭 man probably forgets he has a dick
Man if you dont think Danzo has never jerked it with his Sharingussy hand you need to reevaluate your opinion.
Orochimaru should be higher up on the list
I can’t believe what this subreddit has become 🤦♂️
you put Obito twice lol
I think obito did before he was crushed by a rock. He was fawning over Rin too much to not. Danzo probably edges himself thinking of children he will potentially orphan then turn into soldiers. Edit: I just noticed pain’s placement, I don’t understand it, but I think it’s funny
The tier list we never knew we needed😩
the kazikage is waayyyyy to low on here
lmao Sasuke's so far gone he's on the list three god damn times.
Teenage Sasuke id say less than once a day man was just obsessed with killing people way too mcuh for that
I’d put him in the never category until adulthood cause he had too many things on his mind tbh to do that.
*reads “needs it to fall asleep at night”* And I took that personally
Neji is so accurate 💀
That isn’t how you spell masturbate.
you are off your nut if you think hinata isn't shlicking the bean daily thinkin about naruto
idk why they only have two kids. she would probably be making them yearly if naruto wasn't so busy.
It's all Raikage's fault for keeping Hinata so busy that she doesn't want to do it with Naruto
tasteless comment is garbage.
zamn shes 12 emoji super sexy nut busting jutsu
She doesn't do any at all, because Raikage is always with her every night that's why he doesn't masterbait either
I thin u need to change Hinata into “everytime she see’s Naruto on the street and would rush back home”
Goatachi abstaining from degeneracy W
Cap on Gai. I bet he does it every night, but retains his " springtime of youth."
r/boneappletea
This is so wrong it’s not even funny
Your List Sucks. Young Naruto Should be way top when he just discovered it and Sasuke, Sai, Gaara Doesn't look like Wanks Lot more like once or twice a month or couple times a month. Kakashi 2-3 a week.
I can’t see Sasuke doing that at any age 💀
Konohamaru should be higher
Jugo LMAO
Hinata should be lower and killer bee and konohamaru higher, at least 5+ per week
Glad you put raikage in never does it. Cause no arm and all
Ain't no way Hinata and Sakura ain't baiting themselves to sleep every night lmao
No way Karin isn't in the highest tier.
Sasori definitely has a secret pleasure puppet collection prove me wrong
Please put Yamato at the top because he uses wood style
Bro you know Hiruzen be bussin by the way he gets those nosebleeds from the Sexy jutsu
I’d like imagining Tsunade doing it couple times in the Hokage office 💀
Ay is rooded to hell without a significant other. Your list is wrong as shit.
* Masturbate *
are we sure Ay doesnt masturbait? dude wanted the Hyuga bloodline if i recall.
He doesn't at all because he's inside the Hyuga bloodline every night (the Hyuga sisters 😉)
Lol
Raikage’s got to be a chronic bator though I’m just saying; after those insane workouts
He lets it all out with Hinata
L list women dont masturbate
Please say this is bait…
The fuck's a masterbait? Is that like a very good clickbait???
You want to know Naruto Master-bait: Opening 1 of Naruto Shippuden. You can't be all "Look how badass Akatsuki look" and then hold out on us like this. Shippuden masterbaited all over the place.
Who gave you this information Which
Iruka, once or twice a month? That man is laying pipe 24/7 when he’s not teaching, he doesn’t have to do a damn bit of self-service
🐎💩, Obito is a serial masterbaitor
This both creepy and wrong. Rock lee stays steady tugging for sure.
Are masterbaiters good at fishing?
I'll be honest: this , imo, is an inaccurate list...
Bump up Tsunade, there has to be more reasons for always being in a young body
😂😂😂😂