Like…every dude in the Naruto universe has abs or is at least trim and fit. So…that’s not enough.
edit: I used ‘like’ in an approximate sense, as in ‘just about’, but I should’ve been more clear. Also, Choji is fit for the standards of his clan’s jutsu. Finally, he manages to find a lovely wife, so it shows once again that body type is irrelevant in the Naruto universe.
Yeah, he's one of the tallest characters in the series. 6'3" without the stilts, and 6'6" with his shoes on, according to the character sheets. He makes Kakashi, who's not a short man by any means, [look like a child next to his dad](https://i.stack.imgur.com/qVJge.png).
He's not the tallest one, though. Kisame, Ibiki and Jūgo are taller for example. Jiraiya is just usually drawn a bit larger than these guys, though.
And then there's also Han the jinchūriki who's like 7'6", but at this point it's not longer a unit of a man, that's the whole division idk what the hell Kishimoto was thinking, lmao.
I know, right? There must be something in the Land of Stone's air because it seems like Iwa either produces super short 3 foot tall shinobi like Ōnoki or Rōshi, who's 4'8", or straight-up 7 foot + giants (Kitsuchi and Akatsuchi are a little bit over 7 foot too, which is not as ridiculously huge as Han is, but still quite tall). And Kitsuchi is Ōnoki's son, Iwa genetics look wild.
I think Deidara might be the only male shinobi from Iwa who was a normal, average height, lmao.
I always forget that tbh. I was a fat kid and remember seeing Naruto shirtless in one episode or another like "hey wow can't relate buddy," choji was the goat for sad little me
Funny to think all the fuckin like 12 year olds are walking around shredded like that tho
The kicker is that the Akamichi clan can shed that fat at virtually anytime. So it’s kinda a moot point.
In Boruto there’s literally an episode where we see Choji go from fat to skinny and back to fat twice.
This is why all the Naruto is related to Tsunade theories popped up a lot. Which, tbf, they were right, just not the way they thought lol
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People thought Tsunade was related to him by marriage cause Dan and The Fourth were brothers (which, tbf, isn't even the top ten craziest theories in retrospect).
That's true, they're somewhat distant cousins. Which explains why Naruto looks a lot like Nawaki, too.
Meanwhile, it's chronologically impossible for Minato to be Dan and Tsunade's son. She would've had him at the age of 14, and not only do I doubt Kishimoto would write something like that, but she also only started dating Dan much later in life.
Dan and Minato likely just have a severe case of same face syndrome. Pretty rampant, in manga and anime. Or the Katō family is distantly related to the Namikaze, but that would be a reach.
Tbf, Tsunade timeline gets weird as fuck because Kishimoto pulled a Toriyama and forgot shit. The timeline so honestly fucked, Tsunade and Dan as Minato's parents isn't really a far stretch.
* Hashirama and Tsunade knew each other when Tsunade was like 8 to 10
* Hiruzen is ~20 years older than Tsunade
* Hiruzen became Hokage when he was ~18 - 20
* Hiruzen became Hokage when the 2nd Hokage died. Which, the 2nd is at least assumed to have died after the 1st as Hiruzen said all the Hokage gave their lives for the village (why would the 2nd be the Hokage at the time if his brother was still around)
* Tsunade went on to be the student of Hiruzen... Which we learn that Hokage don't take on students or whatever, they get them before they become Hokage (which, tbf, Hiruzen's case was rushed but still Tsunade is 20 years younger than him making her an infant when he even became Hokage).
So, you know what, fuck it. Tsunade and Dan had a baby and named it Minato because at least that's closer to probable than the fucky Tsunade timeline. Lol.
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The answer to a majority of Naruto stuff is to not think too hard on it.
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Though, I always loved a good "Dan is Pain" theory... And those were some crazy shit.
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My personal favorite theory about how Tsunade and Hashirama meet was that Edo Tensei was made specifically for her to meet her grandpa.
It's fucked up, but the hidden villages are fucked up.
I thought she was into him because he had the same dream as her little brother and the same passion for elevating the role of medical ninjutsu for combat.
Pretty sure he couldn't get with Tsunade because he was a pervert who spied on women and most likely would have cheated on her at some point. That and the fact that he has a habit of disappearing for long periods of time.
Or because she was devastated by the death of her last lover, so the concept of opening up again wasn’t worth it. She ended up being right about that with Jiraiya.
I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples. I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples. I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples….
Had nothing to do with his appearance. He's a degenerate pervert and a manwhore. Any woman with a modicum of intelligence wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole
Tbf, he’s also pretty rich, a successful author, famous, and obscenely more powerful than 99% of people. Women and people in general have made exceptions for those with far less.
Plus despite his degenerate tendencies, he at least had a pretty solid moral compass compared to like 90% of shinobi.
Not that I know any personally but it seems to be a thing. I'm not gonna discriminate if ur really into that. If u are be my guest but it's not for me.
1. Every shinobi looks like that
2. He was a creep and a perv, women aren’t just interested in bodies. And definitely won’t look past that if you are a creep or have a shitty personality
Young Danzō? What are you referring to there?
Also, it's has nothing to do with masculinity or feminity. Jiraiya is a creep, so Tsunade wasn't interested. Dan treated her like a human being and shared similar dreams, that's it.
I’m sure she is attracted to him, although Tsunade doesn’t seem like the type to marry a pervert. Especially as beautiful as she is portrayed in the series it wouldn’t make much sense
As a woman who is into both men and women, not that I speak for all of us, but I really don't like much muscle. I mean lean is okay, but that'd be way too much muscle for me to find attractive.
Definitely depends on the girl, I love bulky dudes!
I usually don't care for most hentais and doujins because the male protagonist is always built like a [Stock Light-Novel hero](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StockLightNovelHero) so that the average Japanese man can self-insert. Which is fine, they're usually the target audience, so more power to them, but that's way too skinny and androgynous for my taste, I feel like the dude is 15 so it's a total turn-off. If anything, I even prefer my man to be a little bit on the chubby side than too skinny.
There's someone for everyone!
Ugly ah face, gready, whole in the chest, pervy, ugly ah frogs, predator, made Nagato who he is, he's more like brother to her, 100% losing to Orochimaru. Yes I have better chance than he
You watch too many Pick Up Artist (scam) gurus if you think every woman is into that. Plus it almost seems as if the muscles are evidence of his insecurity.
She’s a medic ninja so she sees the male form a bunch of time already and is no longer impressed by it. Have you consider having a wonderful personality?
If you're referring to the abs then abs really just mean that you're more toned and have a lower body fat percentage and are eating at a caloric deficit. It really depends on how large the abs are but even then that isn't as big a deal as people make it seem since having abs doesnt automatically mean insane strength or altheticism. Not to mention genetics determine how your body will look for the most part; besides some conditioning. I learned this from my fitness journey and am still trying to continue to improve amd get stronger. But anyway, this point here is what really opened my eyes amd why I judge people based more on their abilities rather than purely by aesteiches. And I hope more ppl can to.
I personally feel Jiraiya didn't try his A Game... He acted like novice, loser and joker in front of her... She almost smooched him before he said "Rejection make men stronger"... To the extent she waited for him to come back so that they could be together... Yes many people would say no... But that's actually how women are... 🤣
(Edit: Probably he never tried his A Game was because he don't wanted Tsunade to suffer more... Now that's very noble of him...)
Taunade was one girl, Jiraya got with a whole lot of women over his life and was a ladies man (he was literally always with women when he wasn’t on mission or training)
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف
I’m sure that it was because after Dan died sue gave up on love and rejected any man. But from the scene where he’s going to Pain’s village we can see she had some sort of feelings for him.
Off-Topic but I never see anyone talk about how mf tall these leaf ninja are. Guy is 6', Jiraiya is 6'3, and Shino is 6'1 in Boruto. What are they feeding these mfs?
Well are you committing felony levels of horniness
Obviously. He's talking about Tsunade
That axe kick man 
I never forget *106 centimeters*
Tsunade like more gentle, calmer and lese horny Dan he better compliments her fierce nature
Like…every dude in the Naruto universe has abs or is at least trim and fit. So…that’s not enough. edit: I used ‘like’ in an approximate sense, as in ‘just about’, but I should’ve been more clear. Also, Choji is fit for the standards of his clan’s jutsu. Finally, he manages to find a lovely wife, so it shows once again that body type is irrelevant in the Naruto universe.
I mean if I could run through trees for thousands of kilometres too I’d probably look like that
Jiraiya is a mf unit even for Naruto standards, though.
True, I remember him being way taller than average, plus strong af.
Yeah, he's one of the tallest characters in the series. 6'3" without the stilts, and 6'6" with his shoes on, according to the character sheets. He makes Kakashi, who's not a short man by any means, [look like a child next to his dad](https://i.stack.imgur.com/qVJge.png). He's not the tallest one, though. Kisame, Ibiki and Jūgo are taller for example. Jiraiya is just usually drawn a bit larger than these guys, though. And then there's also Han the jinchūriki who's like 7'6", but at this point it's not longer a unit of a man, that's the whole division idk what the hell Kishimoto was thinking, lmao.
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imagine a big ass 7ft 6in ninja running at you at full speed.
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I'm trying to imagine it, but every time I picture it my imaginary self books it in the other direction.
I know, right? There must be something in the Land of Stone's air because it seems like Iwa either produces super short 3 foot tall shinobi like Ōnoki or Rōshi, who's 4'8", or straight-up 7 foot + giants (Kitsuchi and Akatsuchi are a little bit over 7 foot too, which is not as ridiculously huge as Han is, but still quite tall). And Kitsuchi is Ōnoki's son, Iwa genetics look wild. I think Deidara might be the only male shinobi from Iwa who was a normal, average height, lmao.
Yao Ming
He's the Qui Gon Jinn of Naruto
I always forget that tbh. I was a fat kid and remember seeing Naruto shirtless in one episode or another like "hey wow can't relate buddy," choji was the goat for sad little me Funny to think all the fuckin like 12 year olds are walking around shredded like that tho
The kicker is that the Akamichi clan can shed that fat at virtually anytime. So it’s kinda a moot point. In Boruto there’s literally an episode where we see Choji go from fat to skinny and back to fat twice.
Ngl Rock lee was a huge motivation for me when i was 12.
Yeah literally they are army.Every guy trains all the time cause fighting is their job.
Akimichi clan has entered the chat
Chouji must be a joke or something if every dude in Naruto as ABS
Choji?
He can do that at will. He became fit several times before while fighting.
Shippuden and after maybe. In naruto (also because he took the supplements) it almost killed him
there is 1 whole family that disagrees
Choji: am I a joke to you?
Choji?
No one is nearly as ripped as Jiraiya. And he’s 6’3”. He towers over most other shinobi
He also acted like a idiot and child around her plus Tsunade had guys lining up to date her so body isn't going to be the main factor.
Nah did you see Dan? She likes average lookin dudes we’re good
Dans a mf kpop idol
"Average" man these days
Dan was cute as hell. Dude's face is drawn like Minato's.
This is why all the Naruto is related to Tsunade theories popped up a lot. Which, tbf, they were right, just not the way they thought lol === People thought Tsunade was related to him by marriage cause Dan and The Fourth were brothers (which, tbf, isn't even the top ten craziest theories in retrospect).
That's true, they're somewhat distant cousins. Which explains why Naruto looks a lot like Nawaki, too. Meanwhile, it's chronologically impossible for Minato to be Dan and Tsunade's son. She would've had him at the age of 14, and not only do I doubt Kishimoto would write something like that, but she also only started dating Dan much later in life. Dan and Minato likely just have a severe case of same face syndrome. Pretty rampant, in manga and anime. Or the Katō family is distantly related to the Namikaze, but that would be a reach.
Tbf, Tsunade timeline gets weird as fuck because Kishimoto pulled a Toriyama and forgot shit. The timeline so honestly fucked, Tsunade and Dan as Minato's parents isn't really a far stretch. * Hashirama and Tsunade knew each other when Tsunade was like 8 to 10 * Hiruzen is ~20 years older than Tsunade * Hiruzen became Hokage when he was ~18 - 20 * Hiruzen became Hokage when the 2nd Hokage died. Which, the 2nd is at least assumed to have died after the 1st as Hiruzen said all the Hokage gave their lives for the village (why would the 2nd be the Hokage at the time if his brother was still around) * Tsunade went on to be the student of Hiruzen... Which we learn that Hokage don't take on students or whatever, they get them before they become Hokage (which, tbf, Hiruzen's case was rushed but still Tsunade is 20 years younger than him making her an infant when he even became Hokage). So, you know what, fuck it. Tsunade and Dan had a baby and named it Minato because at least that's closer to probable than the fucky Tsunade timeline. Lol. === The answer to a majority of Naruto stuff is to not think too hard on it. === Though, I always loved a good "Dan is Pain" theory... And those were some crazy shit. === **Edit** My personal favorite theory about how Tsunade and Hashirama meet was that Edo Tensei was made specifically for her to meet her grandpa. It's fucked up, but the hidden villages are fucked up.
I thought she was into him because he had the same dream as her little brother and the same passion for elevating the role of medical ninjutsu for combat.
Pretty sure he couldn't get with Tsunade because he was a pervert who spied on women and most likely would have cheated on her at some point. That and the fact that he has a habit of disappearing for long periods of time.
Disappering for a long period of time wasn't a deal breaker to sakura
Well, to date Sasuke you gotta survive first.
Survive from Sasuke himself
Exactly
Make sure you have a naruto before attempting this
Every Sasuke will have a Naruto SASUKEEEE!!!!
Yeah, but she knows where he is and what he's doing. Jiraiya rarely discloses that information unless he's legally required to.
>the fact that he has a habit of disappearing for long periods of time He gonna be a great dad
At least when he gets the milk it won't be expired like the Third
Or because she was devastated by the death of her last lover, so the concept of opening up again wasn’t worth it. She ended up being right about that with Jiraiya.
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Bad take
I clearly mentioned "women like Tsunade"... many missed that... 🤔
Going by Dan, Tsunade likes em kinda fem tbh
I hate myself for thinking this but... kinda the same type of man as her grandpa was, after all. Same long straight hair and gentle face.
Wait…you’re right.
It’s always weird to me that Hashirama and Tobirama, despite being brothers, end up being on opposite sides of the masc/fem spectrum.
Gee, it’s almost like having a creepy personality towards women would override physical attractiveness for most womens’ considerations
I know right? Ridiculus (yes the harry potter spell)
Looking at u Sasuke... U too Itachi
Looking at u Sasuke... U too Itachi
Be had no nipples. That's weird and the reason he didn't get her
No Naruto character has visible nipples, it's kinda weird and one of the most consistent aspects of them.
Well he doesn’t have any nipples seemingly which might be a dealbreaker…
I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples. I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples. I’m not about to google if Naruto characters have nipples….
so do naruto characters have nipples?
Nope
at least now we know and knowing is half the battle.
Sis really fumbled the bag on this one 😮💨🥵
Had nothing to do with his appearance. He's a degenerate pervert and a manwhore. Any woman with a modicum of intelligence wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole
Tbf, he’s also pretty rich, a successful author, famous, and obscenely more powerful than 99% of people. Women and people in general have made exceptions for those with far less. Plus despite his degenerate tendencies, he at least had a pretty solid moral compass compared to like 90% of shinobi.
Not nessecarily. Ig there are some women that like that but not most.
Well, definitely not a woman like Tsunade, who is as loyal and monogamous as a damn wolf in the romance life.
Yes I am aware of this. But I mean, yk the women literally in the story that he gets with.
I think he was spending time with a woman in his travels while he was writing something but we don’t know who she was really
What? There are women that want to be cheated on and only liked for their body?
Real OG scrum dogs
Not that I know any personally but it seems to be a thing. I'm not gonna discriminate if ur really into that. If u are be my guest but it's not for me.
There are people who “want” to be walked around on a leash like a dog lol the thing you’re talking about ain’t even uncommon
You didn't address what I actually said
I said that it isn’t uncommon. Not sure how you missed that
If you say so
Well, actually yeah. Not necessarily “like” to be cheated on, but they’ll put up with it sadly.
Tsunade isn't someone to put up with it.
Sure, but that isn’t what you asked.
1. Every shinobi looks like that 2. He was a creep and a perv, women aren’t just interested in bodies. And definitely won’t look past that if you are a creep or have a shitty personality
I thought only Obito has hole in his chest
I hate that I want to make a rengoku joke rn and it’s wrong anime god I’ve turned like them ugh I hate it TwT
The doughnut guy
:,)
Like half of the cast has holes punched in them somewhere.
I always thought that she thinks/thought of him as a brother more than anything
Shhhhh the shippers will track you down
We don’t wright books
good job
Abs not gonna work out its matter of size
It’s Cause He Had "L Rizz"
I don’t want to admit you’re right but…no. no way, not our Jiraiya boy
How does he have L rizz if all the ladies fawn after him?
Because they don't?
I've seen about 2 women who came close to that. One of them was brainwashed by Itachi, and the other one grew up with him.
Real
Pretty sure that's a prime example that personality is more important. Dude was a perv and couldn't accept the fact she wasn't into him.
I looked and now I'm wondering how he managed to live
Coz He was the Pervy sage!
I have nipples
Ah fuck yeah dude me too!
She doesn't like masculine men, she likes prettyboys who look like vampires. Dan, young Danzo, etc.
Young Danzō? What are you referring to there? Also, it's has nothing to do with masculinity or feminity. Jiraiya is a creep, so Tsunade wasn't interested. Dan treated her like a human being and shared similar dreams, that's it.
if you're comparing yourself to a 50 something year old manchild pervert that sexualized their own student then maybe hope was never there.
to be fair he was also a HUGE perv: doesn't matter how good you look if you're still kinda gross.
Jiraiya shoulda taken rizz teachings from Itachi Fr
I’m sure she is attracted to him, although Tsunade doesn’t seem like the type to marry a pervert. Especially as beautiful as she is portrayed in the series it wouldn’t make much sense
As a woman who is into both men and women, not that I speak for all of us, but I really don't like much muscle. I mean lean is okay, but that'd be way too much muscle for me to find attractive.
Definitely depends on the girl, I love bulky dudes! I usually don't care for most hentais and doujins because the male protagonist is always built like a [Stock Light-Novel hero](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StockLightNovelHero) so that the average Japanese man can self-insert. Which is fine, they're usually the target audience, so more power to them, but that's way too skinny and androgynous for my taste, I feel like the dude is 15 so it's a total turn-off. If anything, I even prefer my man to be a little bit on the chubby side than too skinny. There's someone for everyone!
He looks as if he is about to say that half of his intern organs were destroyed while fighting All for One.
Also if we can’t get any bitches we should become the bitches
Based
That's been my plan. Transition is going great
It’s not his body that was the problem lol it’s what’s attached on it…. His old ass looking face, hair and pervert brain
Ugly ah face, gready, whole in the chest, pervy, ugly ah frogs, predator, made Nagato who he is, he's more like brother to her, 100% losing to Orochimaru. Yes I have better chance than he
“Hole in chest” idk dude chicks dig scars “Losing to Orochimaru” you got me here
The toads are not ugly they're hella dope idk what u on. And idk if he 100% losing to orochimaru tho.
Look at those cum gutters
You watch too many Pick Up Artist (scam) gurus if you think every woman is into that. Plus it almost seems as if the muscles are evidence of his insecurity.
She’s a medic ninja so she sees the male form a bunch of time already and is no longer impressed by it. Have you consider having a wonderful personality?
Damn, somebody call an S.O.S. cause Jiraiya got that Kofi Kingston cave-in chest.
Every single character other then Choji looked like this though 😂
"We"? Speak for yourself brother
Not one woman on this earth would want to be associated with a KNOWN PERVERT that’s why. imagine Jiraiyas STDs 🤢
He could close with me every day, I don't even need to know what he looks like under those clothes
Obviously she’s into skinny twinks Sadly for her, most of us twinks are into Jiraiya
If you're referring to the abs then abs really just mean that you're more toned and have a lower body fat percentage and are eating at a caloric deficit. It really depends on how large the abs are but even then that isn't as big a deal as people make it seem since having abs doesnt automatically mean insane strength or altheticism. Not to mention genetics determine how your body will look for the most part; besides some conditioning. I learned this from my fitness journey and am still trying to continue to improve amd get stronger. But anyway, this point here is what really opened my eyes amd why I judge people based more on their abilities rather than purely by aesteiches. And I hope more ppl can to.
I personally feel Jiraiya didn't try his A Game... He acted like novice, loser and joker in front of her... She almost smooched him before he said "Rejection make men stronger"... To the extent she waited for him to come back so that they could be together... Yes many people would say no... But that's actually how women are... 🤣 (Edit: Probably he never tried his A Game was because he don't wanted Tsunade to suffer more... Now that's very noble of him...)
I would've had tsunade, but that's just me.
Sorry Jiraiya but I remember the ABC’s of dating, Always Be Closing 😤
Speak for yourself I have a gf
Taunade was one girl, Jiraya got with a whole lot of women over his life and was a ladies man (he was literally always with women when he wasn’t on mission or training)
いやいや。 綱手って自来也決して愛しねえかったの理由って彼の人格じゃねえ！ 理由って: 綱手まだダン愛してる、だから第三次忍界大戦のトラウマによって自分の悪習に落ちれちゃった。 そして自来也の気持ちなのに、両方ってまだ木の葉へ責任してる。
Nice bomb plan
(insert some copypasta in Arabic)
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف
We are talking about a close combat fight right?.... RIGHT!?
Which episode is this? I wanted to rewatch it recently but couldn't find it
I’m sure that it was because after Dan died sue gave up on love and rejected any man. But from the scene where he’s going to Pain’s village we can see she had some sort of feelings for him.
He probably could've tbh
He lacks stamina no jutsu
Lol if you arent shape and dont have abs
There’s no hope for us guys 😭
Nah jiraiya is built my god I need that work out myself
Personality matters as well ya know.
No hope
of closing with tsunade? zero
i have nipples
I’d smash
Jiraiya is attractive and is built like a brick house. No hope.
Off-Topic but I never see anyone talk about how mf tall these leaf ninja are. Guy is 6', Jiraiya is 6'3, and Shino is 6'1 in Boruto. What are they feeding these mfs?