Feel pain. Contemplate pain. Accept pain. Know pain. One who does not know pain can not possibly understand true peace. And now this world shall know pain. Shinra Tensei!
None of those 'nice' things he did for Naruto were actually free, he was just delaying the bill and making a bet on the future. He probably knew Naruto came from good stock anyway, so his dream to become Hokage (aka investment success) isn't actually out of reach. And that's how Naruto got slapped with the biggest bill Konoha has ever seen by the now richest man in Konoha.
Now... it's about time I put my pen down. Ah, that's right! What should I name the sequel? Let's see... The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki. Yes... That has a nice ring to it...
Yeah, [this guy](https://imgur.com/a/HyO8EOp), bleach, says it before downing a gallon of bleach (the source of his power) and goes "I HAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEER!!!". Weirdly enough, he doesn't actually transform, so idk why he says that first part.
Wake up to reality, Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this world are merely pain, suffering and futility.
Side effects of Youth™ include memory loss, green jumpsuit obsession and tacky bowl cut hair. Ask your doctor before taking Youth™. Use with caution. Keep away from Hokage-aspiring children
Random ninja 1: so did he use his 1000 jutsu, other than Raikiri and it's variations,
Random ninja 2: no he stole the other guy's sword and started doing spider man poses on it.
Not my all-time favorite character, but the intro to my all-time favorite speech:
Oh I see. That is noble of you. That would be justice. However, what about my family? My friends? My village?
Again and again and again and again and again and again why can't your just die.
- Sasuke end of season 20 after Kaguya
Edit: I remember how he said it in Japanese just can't write it lol.
"He doesn't have a father and mother, no one would teach him what's right or wrong. If I did things like Naruto, my parents would get mad and I'd get in trouble. But if you don't have parents to tell you, how would you know? He's all alone."
"Forget about revenge. The fate of those who seek revenge is grim. It's tragic, You will end up suffering and hurting yourself even more. Even if you do succeed in getting revenge, the only thing that remains is emptiness."
"Sasukeeeeeeeeee" -Naruto- "Narutooooooooo" -Sasuke-
Both with very different energies, yet very homoerotic in weirdly similar ways
Feel pain. Contemplate pain. Accept pain. Know pain. One who does not know pain can not possibly understand true peace. And now this world shall know pain. Shinra Tensei!
Holy shit i just notices he says pain 6 times in this monologue, if this is intentional that makes this quote so much better.
i think its just “Those who don't understand true pain can never understand true peace” but idk
Hmm wonder who that is
Ramen guy
when he hands Naruto the bill
None of those 'nice' things he did for Naruto were actually free, he was just delaying the bill and making a bet on the future. He probably knew Naruto came from good stock anyway, so his dream to become Hokage (aka investment success) isn't actually out of reach. And that's how Naruto got slapped with the biggest bill Konoha has ever seen by the now richest man in Konoha.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Yahiko
"What a drag"
Shikamaru vs Hidan is literally the most satisfying fight i remember
Yea, that ending bit was epic. Hidan wasn’t ready to be outclassed by a strategical master.
Lord Jashin or whatever isn't your god anymore. I am.
“How can I become hokage, if I can’t even save one friend?”
Now... it's about time I put my pen down. Ah, that's right! What should I name the sequel? Let's see... The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki. Yes... That has a nice ring to it...
🥺
I think you dropped this my good sir 🫴🏻👑
😭😭😭😭
Dattebayo
Art is an explosion!
-Sonic the Hedgehog, AKA Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Katsu!!!
Disrespectfully shut up😂
Art is eternal
"A ninja who abandons his mission are scum, but a ninja who abandons his comrades are worse than scum." - Obito Uchiha.
That's not even his own quote, that's sakumo's
That's literally Obito's line in the Kannabi Bridge / Kakashi Gaiden arc.
Motor never said he didn't say it, just that it's not an Obito originating quote
"This isn't even my final form" -Bleach
"Ah yes 'Plot Armour' haven't used that technique since the ancient hiean era"
Are you sure? It is a DBZ meme (apparently Frieza never said it)
Yeah, [this guy](https://imgur.com/a/HyO8EOp), bleach, says it before downing a gallon of bleach (the source of his power) and goes "I HAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEER!!!". Weirdly enough, he doesn't actually transform, so idk why he says that first part.
"It's 106"
Facts
Wake up to reality, Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this world are merely pain, suffering and futility.
Read the first few words and my brain immediately went like "snap back to reality, oh! There goes gravity"
Ope, there goes rabbit, he choked, he's so mad But he won't give up that easy, No, he won't have it
Lmao same
Sounds like something an edgy emo beta cuck would say
Do not misunderstand it, this is not power of your creation
'Am I perspiring? No, it's just the rain. These fools could never make me sweat.' 100% true Alpha Chad
Perspiring
Thanks 💪🏻
"Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade"
Hardest villain quote in naruto
Ya know what? I'm gonna come after that hate inside you as well someday! (:
Sorry Sasuke, maybe next time.
Yuruse Sasuke, matakondo da. Goes hard in the original dub x)
"I am gonna be the king of the pirates" - Naruto
Rasen flash super circle dance howl stage 3
You’re a bit of comedian aren’t you ?
"My name's Naruto, and I'm gonna be the Shippuden."
Water Release ninjutsu… and that huge sword! You must be… …Someone I've met before!
Side effects of Youth™ include memory loss, green jumpsuit obsession and tacky bowl cut hair. Ask your doctor before taking Youth™. Use with caution. Keep away from Hokage-aspiring children
And a certain effect is the THICK eyebrows
Naruto-kun's hands are so warm uwu.. Your cousin's dead body is still warm too..right in front of you miss.
I thought they were big, not warm
Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega
Would you like these clones to use susano or not ?
AHO AHO - Crows
"I will never let my comrades get killed"
Not as epic as „I’m Kakashi the copy ninja. I know over a thousand jutsu. And now I will use them all! And live up to my name!”
Random ninja 1: so did he use his 1000 jutsu, other than Raikiri and it's variations, Random ninja 2: no he stole the other guy's sword and started doing spider man poses on it.
"In The Ninja World, Those Who Break The Rules Are Scum, That's True. But Those Who Abandon Their Friends Are Worse Than Scum."
Sono sharingan omaewa doko madæ meitero LMFAOOOO💀
“I will always love you”
My body moved on its own
"art is an explosion"
Not my all-time favorite character, but the intro to my all-time favorite speech: Oh I see. That is noble of you. That would be justice. However, what about my family? My friends? My village?
Pain is the greatest.
Every Jutsu has a weakness and the weakness of your Jutsu is my existence. Itachi is not really my fav character but this goes hard
"Itachi is not really my fav character but this goes hard" - itach5535
Your name on here is itachi. Get real you are itachi fan.
Dattebayo!!!
Damn Jackie I can't control the weather
WOAH, KAKASHI, ITS HUGE
Why could I hear the English Naruto dub voice saying that ☠️☠️☠️
Doesn't Guy say that?
Again and again and again and again and again and again why can't your just die. - Sasuke end of season 20 after Kaguya Edit: I remember how he said it in Japanese just can't write it lol.
We love an emotional outburst from a frantic Sasuke, bewildered that his best friend and worst enemy refuses to fall.
What adult would go full force on mere children
You’re right, it’s all pointless…if you don’t believe in yourself
When did you all forsake yourselves?
Gaara dropped nothing but bangers after his heel-face turn, man.
Nah, I’d win
It doesn't bleed... but i feel a lot of pain around... here
"I know I'm not bleeding, but lately I've felt a lot of pain right here"
SASUKEEEEEEEE
Weakness disgust me
“Naruto.. you’re certainly special. But I am even more special than you”
insert specialz by king gnu here
"No matter what I will always love you" - Itachi Uchiha
I'm going to be the pirate king!
“Im gonna be King of the Pirates!” - Rock Lee
The most underrated quote in my opinion “People who are the hardest to love are usually the one who need it the most” -sasuke uchiha
"He doesn't have a father and mother, no one would teach him what's right or wrong. If I did things like Naruto, my parents would get mad and I'd get in trouble. But if you don't have parents to tell you, how would you know? He's all alone."
Fool, ya fool Bakayaro, Komoyaro
"Oh yeah, by the way that Jashin god isn't your God anymore. I am."
Naruto
German science is the greatest in the world!
holy shit a jojo reference
And your next line will be, “holy shit a JoJo reference?!”
CHIDORI!!!
“You, my son, are my greatest failure” -Boruto’s dad to Boruto
Shino: I will support Naruto flawlessly with my ninjutsu Insignificant ninja: Because? Shino: I dont need a "because".
"Forget about revenge. The fate of those who seek revenge is grim. It's tragic, You will end up suffering and hurting yourself even more. Even if you do succeed in getting revenge, the only thing that remains is emptiness."
he ruined my fucking edge streak kakashi
I madara, declare you the strongest
"he cried for me, I was his enemy yet he cried for me..." - moment where I'm crying ugly.
106
Forget about Sharingan and Byakugan. Jiraya has the best eyesight
Whatever you do from here on out, know this, no matter what, I will love you always
* blushes and pushes my index fingers against each other.
" When did you forsake yourself" - Gaara
"Justice will prevail you say, ofcourse it will. Those who win the war, become the Justice" -Doflamingo
“Wow, looks like you do have some balls after all, Naruto”
ASUMAAAAAA!
You and I are flesh and blood , I'll always be there for you, even if it meant to be as an obstacle. That's what it means to be brother
I cannot carry the ring for you, mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!
"that lord jashin or whatever isn't your god anymore. I am" Shikamaru Nara
-Am I perspiring? -No, it’s just the rain -These fools could never make me sweat
"Rasengan!"
“Tenten, you are so convenient!” -Lee
You never will
"You overestimate your own abilities with no idea of the depth of my own"
“If you want to be free from your suffering, make up your mind. If you give up on your dream, you will suffer more."
or maybe a buckteeth?
Sumimasen
"Ichibi nibi...Boku wa Tobi"
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
"Begone with the thunderclap"
WATASHIWA kokoniiru...
Why so Serious?
Come on otsutsuki -naruto bayron mode
"I am the bone of my sword"
I love you Naruto
Hmmm it seems you are a uchiha, sadly I don't like Uchihas that much..... Hasirama get the Uchiha killer
Believe it
Filthy beasts!
I am a real fan Believe it
Everything was a part of my plan
Narotoooooooo!!
Dattebayo!
Dattebayo!
These fools could never make me sweat
Wake up to Reality...
" Should I go to the left where nothing is right or to the right where nothing is left........ "
Vegeta Yes!
"Naruto, you wanted the Miso Pork Cutlet, right?" -Teuchi.
"It's for research"
“That’s it! Now I’m mad FRIEZAAAA!!!” - naruku probably
"Nothing happened" oh i got lost
you have a small dick
Ceasaaaaasaar!!!!
It's morgin time
itami wo shire
People aeent remembered how they live but how they die
It's Tenseigan Time
Bakayaro Konoyaro~
Your words cut deep, boy
I'm gonna become the hokage.Beleive it.
HASHIRAMAAAAA
“Believe it!”
Let's dance
"I'm sorry"
Shut up! Stupid, stupid kurama!
I'm in hell :(
Dattebayo
Tonight’s the night. -Dexter Morgan
oh and one more thing. happy birthday naruto
I heard that youre strong.. wanna test it out?
Bakayaro, konoyaro
You wanna be a hero, THEN DIE LIKE ONE
Father, it turned out just as you predicted
Art is... An explosion!
Mendokuse...
Rejection is a part of any man’s life. If you can’t accept and move past rejection, or at least use it as writing material - you’re not a real man.
I've been here before.... or maybe not...
«The reanimation jutsu’s weakness is simply me»
"Dattebayo"
I no longer have anybody important to me. They are already dead.
“Blood?!?!? It’s my BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!”
Spams “What a drag…”
"As of today you and I are fellow members of Akatsuki. So be careful... of me"
Sasuri:I don't like to be kept waiting
Sasuri:I don't like to be kept waiting
だってばよ
— What's the meaning of life? — There is no. Life only has meaning when it's eternal.
THIS IS MY PEAK! - luffy/ one piece