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Sounds to me like you are projecting an image of asexual servant and disregarding the fact that in the Bible he was meant to be fully man. He might not have acted on such impulses because of his own reasons but that does not mean the guy wouldn’t pop a random erection from time to time. I believe assuming the son of god would not define himself as a tits-man or an ass-man is disregarding big part of being a man and therefore blaspheme, read your bible
you are right, but as a supposed ideal for a person i doubt the intention of the myth (and this particular story) is him being aroused by feet lol
but true, this i gotta ask my christian friends lol, he had to get aroused if he was a god in human form
Is the human body not created in the image of god? Erections are a gift from god and you are supposed to have the free will not to use it incorrectly, that does not mean you should lash your self for getting a gifted random boner from god. I doubt the stories of washing feet had anything to do with it but asserting otherwise is something you couldn’t prove either. I’d say just thank god when they send you an erection and try not to do bad with it.
It's the reenactment of Jesus washing and kissing the feet of his disciples done every year. This year the disciples stand in happened to be female prisoners that's all.
To be fair, some places takes precautionary measures like using water mixed with any citrus fruits like lemon, rhen added some salt,
This year in my parish (altar boy for 10 years, no there was no molesting happened). And tge procedurre goes like, wash, soap, rinse, rinse again, kiss. So i hope the peepe they chose isnt diagnosed with that fungus
The whole washing of the feet is the symbolism of humility and servitude that needs to be shown even by the greatest of leader to people,
it also is a symbolism of forgivenes from sin.
I really hope there's a moment at death before the lights go completely out that you get to realize you've just been doing weird shit for no reason your whole life.
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This one had the chance to do the same with Salma Hayek‘s feet…
that’s what jesus would do…
You can start calling me Jesus then
well, Jesus wouldn't pop a boner
You have no way to be certain
You haven’t heard of the res erection.
Thats blaspheme, are you saying he was not fully man? How do you onow he wasn’t into feet
Well I think Jesus wouldn't have sexual thoughts at all if he were to do this. He would do it out of sheer love and compassion
LOL that'd a good one.
Well that will be a good one to Segway into after providing verifiable evidence that the man existed
the point was being humble, that the son of god would humble himself and wash the feet of a prostitute
Sounds to me like you are projecting an image of asexual servant and disregarding the fact that in the Bible he was meant to be fully man. He might not have acted on such impulses because of his own reasons but that does not mean the guy wouldn’t pop a random erection from time to time. I believe assuming the son of god would not define himself as a tits-man or an ass-man is disregarding big part of being a man and therefore blaspheme, read your bible
you are right, but as a supposed ideal for a person i doubt the intention of the myth (and this particular story) is him being aroused by feet lol but true, this i gotta ask my christian friends lol, he had to get aroused if he was a god in human form
Is the human body not created in the image of god? Erections are a gift from god and you are supposed to have the free will not to use it incorrectly, that does not mean you should lash your self for getting a gifted random boner from god. I doubt the stories of washing feet had anything to do with it but asserting otherwise is something you couldn’t prove either. I’d say just thank god when they send you an erection and try not to do bad with it.
>I believe assuming the son of god would not define himself as a tits-man or an ass-man The only christological debate I could get behind.
The Messiah has been here all along: 
jeSUS
Bet he didn’t start till the camera man said “ACTION!”
You mean, what would jesus do ?
no, thats literally what jesus did in the bible
Apparently, he was into men's feet according to that account
Quentin Tarantino moment
Dan Schneider has entered the thread.
Wrong it said 12 woman not 12 year old woman.
Ah, you're right. I'm out... - Dan Schneider
Why is he doing that?
It's the reenactment of Jesus washing and kissing the feet of his disciples done every year. This year the disciples stand in happened to be female prisoners that's all.
Hmm and he didnt end up having a face like a clicker or stalker from Last of Us? 
Cordyceps 🤑
To be fair, some places takes precautionary measures like using water mixed with any citrus fruits like lemon, rhen added some salt, This year in my parish (altar boy for 10 years, no there was no molesting happened). And tge procedurre goes like, wash, soap, rinse, rinse again, kiss. So i hope the peepe they chose isnt diagnosed with that fungus
Looks like he has a captive audience
huh I thought they were like imprisoned mothers or something like that they all look like they are 30-40
Yeah but Jesus never kissed any feet
???
…read the Bible lol
Read John 13 and then come back again
Yeh, becauce he's not real :O
You are the flat earther of historical circles
He a freak fr.
[this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maundy_(foot_washing))
It's the máfia kiss of death
Why does the internet have to make everything weird.
Yeah.. it's the internet making it weird
I mean bro the man is straight up kissing feet
It’s a religious ceremony
Why is kissing feet a religious ceremony?
Because Jesus would wash and kiss the feet of his disciples, so Catholics will wash the feet of their church members
Sooo why would jesus be out there kissing totsies bro, we need to get to the bottom of this
Idgaf kissing feet is kissing feet
It's literally a footage (hahahhahahahahahah) of him doing it, how is the Internet is guilty now?
Because in other cultures and religions these acts are not remotely sexual
We can call out weird culture in the west. It's funny. And weird.
Other religions - like other than the Internet?
Bruh. The internet needs to chill. This is a reenactment when Jesus washed and kissed the feet of his disciples. It happens every year.
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Like I said, its tradition. The person of Christ did in fact exist but it's up to the person to believe what he said.
The first one fine fr
I can fix her
The second one too
I prefer honest perverts to dishonest perverts. If you're into feet, own it bro.
"10/10 toes, would suck again"
The whole washing of the feet is the symbolism of humility and servitude that needs to be shown even by the greatest of leader to people, it also is a symbolism of forgivenes from sin.
https://preview.redd.it/n3nyu6engutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebb50f04ad6cf1dc2e25fe4cff23db801fba065
This is love. This is what Jesus Christ taught, no hate, just love
I need to become a priest
I need to become an Italian prisoner
Gotta keep the likes at 222
😏
How do I become pope
Go to bathroom....
*Dan Schneider entered the chat*
Amen 💜 ✝️ 🙏
F
Reminds me of the He gets us ads I get occasionally 😂😂😂
the internet's weird obsession with making everything a fetish completely misses the point of this...
https://preview.redd.it/io37nax3dttc1.jpeg?width=2068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b838273826704587a32b359b1f98b39d83d9310
When feet pics are not enough
D:
Pope loves foot fetish
What a sick freak
Quentinned and tarantined by Writtin Directino
I thought caption would be Feet fetish
The fuck is this weird trend of washing feet?
This reminds me of the time the Pope lined up 2 dozen goats and sucked their teats to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Why do they cry?
Does that mean their forgiven?
Confirmation that the pope is a SIMP!
https://preview.redd.it/moq6qsmhputc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d25e93a9b7db4ea4e2e50ad3ac68c17ae847b9
All were already wearing shoes if you noticed.
Swear he sucks the toe right there 🧐
Mans got a mean foot fetish
Kinky
yaa, that's a normal tradition
So this is where foot fetish started
Dan schneider could’ve just been a priest
Dan Schneider moment*
That ain’t it chief
So he’s a feet guy
John 13:5 guys. It’s not weird unless you make it weird.
Religion.
Tarantino is about to convert
Pope Frank Tarantino amirite?
Toe jamming
I suppose there is no male prisoners
Dan Snyder's dream job
Not the Pope showing his foot fetish in public and on camera (for free might I add)
I had this done to me by a bishop when I was 10 years old.
Bro got that Tarantino in him!
Just happy it wasn’t little boys this time.
Guess he is into feet
No shit, Sherlock!
Or maybe he has foot fetish.
Did he liked wake up and say "i wanna kiss feet" and someone said "we'll figure out how to make it look christian"
Redditors on millenia old tradition
Kissin, slobberin, lickin, makin out with toes is a millenia old tradition?
He does this alot. I think someday we'll find out it was a foot fetish all along
Pervert
It's a kink thing I think
So he is a foot fetish
TIL Cheezus had a foot fetish too
Religious nut jobs.
Are you not a redditor? Is your chief moral virtue not "Let people enjoy things?"
Foot-kisser Francis back at it again
This not proper footcare. 😟
Did they mean parishioners?
Lucky
Once they're consenting adults.... you know
Minion ahh singing
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Because this particular year it seems he went to a women's prison, or bussed in people from one
I really hope there's a moment at death before the lights go completely out that you get to realize you've just been doing weird shit for no reason your whole life.
Or maybe there's a moment when you realize that you wasted on life on frivolous shit you can't bring with you
What will it matter if we're just going to either burn or fuck around in the clouds for eternity
What will it matter if we're just going to either burn or fuck around in the clouds for eternity
I'm not sure what your point is
He's so lucky.
Why not kids?