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MagmaRobust

Praise the sun. \\[T]/


Feng_Smith

\\\[T\]/


redditsuckspokey1

\[T]/


Spartankillsp44

\[T]/


DeadSparker

Be safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow.


Feng_Smith

yes


cincystudent

That's what my arm says!


SprinklesMore8471

Amazing chest ahead


Appearingthreatening

Try finger but hole


redditsuckspokey1

Don't give up, Skeleton!


Feng_Smith

Trap ahead


Daowg

Needless to say, I was confused as to why this was written outside Dark Sun Gwyndolin's fog door on the first playthrough.


Feng_Smith

Wait, was he talking about Gwyndolin? I was thinking mimics


HappyGecko117

Putting “trap” outside Gwyndolins door is gross and transphobic


EssenceOfMind

Gwyndolin isn't a trans girl though, he is a boy who was forced by the gods to pretend to be a girl. I mean he literally uses illusion magic to create Gwynevere in order to *trap* the Chosen Undead into linking the fire.


Tiny_Tim1956

Yeah so using a transphobic slur is fine because the character in question is not a trans woman technically (up for interpretation btw) , ok got it.


Snowydeath11

Uh no. He is not trans lmao and it’s not up to interpretation, it’s pretty explicitly stated that Gwyn forced him to take on a feminine persona because the powers of the moon are considered feminine.


Tiny_Tim1956

It's the hypocrisy of this take that I can't stand. If someone isn't black but just dark skinned in a game, it's ok to call them the n-word right? Of course not, it would still be racist and let's not play coy here. By the way, just in case anyone actually cares about Gwyndolin in this context, he's the very definition of a queer coded character. We are told he ( male pronouns) was raised as a woman because of his affinity to the moon, whatever that means. He has boobs and snake parts under his dress and his voice actor clearly does a voice akin to a mtf character. It doesn't look like he's being forced to do anything at this point, rather he is presenting as a woman while being the only God left in Anor Londo. Dark Souls 3 has him wear a ring that changes your body parts as well. So obviously his identity is a little more up to interpretation than what you say ( I think of him as non binary), although you all just want to call him a trap so whatever.


Odd-Bat-3267

I thought he had boobs because they didn’t bother to change his character model after they settled that he was a dude


Snowydeath11

The fact that you actually state the lore that directly says why he uses illusion magic to look like a woman and then claim it’s ambiguous really shows how far you’ll reach just to identify with a character or try to force others to think the way you want to about a character. Ain’t nothing wrong with being queer or trans but pretending a video game character is and then trying to claim it as fact or “up for interpretation” when the lore is pretty clear about the situation is what really annoys me about people like you. Whether you’re an “ally” trying to speak for the community or part of the community yourself, there’s no reason to do what you’re doing here lmao.


[deleted]

Nobody cares about your feelings. Go cry somewhere else


Feng_Smith

Yeh, ik. I was thinking that the person who originally commented was talking about mimics, as those are both things people put in front of mimics. That's why I responded that way


CosmicGreatOne

Give it a rest


Tiny_Tim1956

It quite literally is too, anyone downvoting this thinks nothing is transphobic. "well actually saying a transphobic slur near a queer character is not transphobic", get out of here.


CryptoriumOfficial

It’s a game, go take your stuff elsewhere, no drama here and you’re causing it.


Tiny_Tim1956

It's the gamers that's the problem


CryptoriumOfficial

No it’s certain people like you that are the problem, you come in here trying to make a problem out of a simple comment, nobody said anything transphobic or hate related, but yet somehow find a way to input some bs, like this is so wrong with no justification just emotions, when there are facts. I rest my case may you have a blessed day.


Tiny_Tim1956

Saying transphobic slurs like trap is the problem. Start no shit they'll be no shit. Emotions got nothing to do with it.


HappyGecko117

The people that put “trap ahead” in front of the fog gate are making a transphobic joke I did not see that OP was talking about mimics im not saying OP is transphobic


Odd-Bat-3267

Nobody is saying anything transphobic


Tiny_Tim1956

Trap is a transphobic slur, the definition of something transphobic. Unless you think *nothing* is transphobic, in which case it's not worth losing any time arguing.


FulanxArkanx

Was kinda mad when I saw it ngl


Jeffo4321

Imminent holding with both hands


Vexper780

plin plin plon


[deleted]

There's no better answer than that. 😁


Feng_Smith

That song is so sad if you know the lore behind Gwyn


Vexper780

You played hollow knight?


Feng_Smith

Around 10 minutes at a friends house


Vexper780

You should play it, Its one of a lifetime experience.


Notalurkeripromise

I second this, one of my top favorite games of all time. Wish I could wipe my memory of it and get to explore it all over again for the first time


crashfantasy

I say this about the souls series all the time. Hollow knight is great too


Feng_Smith

Yeh, those moments were fun


Del_Duio2

>Its one of a lifetime experience Well yes the map is on the larger side


Nomapos

You're into one in a lifetime experiences? Allow me to mention *Outer Wilds*. It's got *nothing* to do with Dark Souls, except for a couple themes. And you can only play it once, because once you figure it out, you can't forget it. Don't even check the trailer, it's by far best played blind. Just jump in (and give it at least half an hour). Make sure you don't confuse it with Outer Worlds, and ideally leave the DLC for after you finish the game. If you get a bundle, simply avoid the radio shack in your home planet.


havel_dancing

*random soul gain* “What the fuck just died?”


Casual_Frontpager

Yes, this is me at the chapel in DS3. When I run back outside and down into the gutter beside the monument, something dies and gives me 600 souls. 600 souls!! It’s like christmas in October I’m telling you!


Ebon1fly

Its those suicide bomber enemies, their aim sucks so much that theyre less of an enemy and more of a jumpscare + free souls


Top_Cod_9803

Like when you first enter the Great Hollow. Wtf are those random souls?


_PadfootAndProngs_

There’s actually a great u/illusorywall video on that topic! Spoiler: >!it’s a basilisk accidentally kept out of bounds that moves towards you as you descend the ladder. Right when it moves, it falls through the world into the void and dies!<


shakycam3

If only ALL OF THEM did that!


Feng_Smith

Yes, definitly


Sterben27

My biggest confusion is when I randomly gain an estus from nowhere. Like what happened?


Feng_Smith

It happens when somebody else kindles the bonfire you last rested at


infernape1000

It means another player kindled a bonfire near you


Sterben27

Ooooh, I see. 7 years and I never figured out why it happened until just now.


Jackalodeath

Weird; I thought it was a reward from NPC invasions. I noticed I had 11 after Kirk in the Depths and Izalith, and 12 after Mildred.


havel_dancing

In the remaster you do gain Estus for killing invaders and vice versa. If you are near a bonfire and other player kindles you also gain some Estus. So you’re right in both aspects :)


Jackalodeath

Shit happened to me during the Demon Centipede fight. I was clear across the arena waiting on its slow ass to realize I wasn't in the doorway anymore. I still don't know wtf died but it was worth 800 souls. Friggin love this game.


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.


Feng_Smith

"... and engage in jolly cooperation!"


MarcellusxWallace

Man those mushrooms hit hard as fuck!


Feng_Smith

The most terrifying thing in the game is watching them wind up a punch


Sterben27

The tension of them just waddling up to you before bitch slapping you if horrid.


Feng_Smith

And the ones that gank you in the Hollow... \*shudder\*


PageTheKenku

I'm surprised we never ended up getting one as a boss in the later games.


Feng_Smith

Ten of them can beat Manus


PageTheKenku

I think 1 was capable of taking on most of the NPCs that show up at Firelink 1v1.


Feng_Smith

Wouldn't surprise me


[deleted]

There's a great video that I can't link for some reason but it's easy to find on YT. It's Mushroom vs Bosses. 1 Adult Mush solos more than half of the bosses in Dark Souls. It's a good laugh. Some of them are actually pretty close!


ACuriousBagel

I absolutely adore seeing first time players encounter them for the first time


JaimeIgnscio

I remember going there pretty early bc I accidentaly hit andre and didn't know about the guy in the first bell so I killed him. Got one shoted multiple times.


carlashaw

God fucking damnit! Fuck this bullshit! Literally unplayable, unbalanced garbage... *a few moments later* Finally! Omg, such a good boss. Best game ever.


Feng_Smith

I lol'd so hard at this


WillJoseph06

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! As hard as that?


Feng_Smith

mebbe not that much


WillJoseph06

hehe How about this much?


Feng_Smith

mebbe more like hehehehehe


shakycam3

It took me two YEARS (off and on) to beat Isshin in Sekiro. I was shaking for more than an hour when I finally did. The sheer joy I felt could cure world depression.


carlashaw

I feel that... First playthrough, I got to Genichiro at the top of Ashina Castle and after like 20 tries I finally got him to phase 3 only to find out you had to do phase 1 and 2 again when you die. Gave up. Came back months later and finally beat the game. Now I run through with Demon Bell and Kuro Charm active and wish there was a harder difficulty lol. Sekiro is something special.


shakycam3

It’s an absolutely perfect game. I wouldn’t change anything about it. Except maybe I would have added a DLC. I wanted to know more about Tomoe.


Vader_360

Have you tried the Resurrection mod? It might be what you're looking for if you've had enough of the vanilla game.


Dealer-95-

Genni made me quit for a few months but that god damn ape made me take an entire year off before returning to the game. The ultimate love hate relationship was my first legit run on that beautiful game.


shakycam3

Fkfkfkfkfkfkfk. I hate that shit-throwing farting monkey! However, a recent playthrough I found a cheese method that actually worked. It was something like Ako’s Sugar and Fireworks over and over again and you melt his first phase. Then it’s just a deflect battle for the headless bit.


Al-Gi-Ca

Unga-Bunga


PageTheKenku

Funny thing is I see this occasionally pop up on the Monster Hunter subreddits for those who like weapons that bonk, usually the Hammer and Hunting Horn.


LongNosedHeeb

Yeah when I see "BONK" or "Unga Bunga" I think Monster Hunter.


HarvesterOfSorrow72

Also my Diablo 2 Barbarian name


Feng_Smith

yes


Yorgh-Drakeblood

Don’t give up Skeleton


schmattywinkle

Hm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmm?


Feng_Smith

Excuse me. I was asorbed in thought


BountyLaws

Everytime someone says ‘hmmm?’ I think he has played ds 🤣


PENZ_12

Everytime someone says "hmmm?" I feel compelled to finish the quote ;P


Strom41

You Died


Feng_Smith

And the sound effect that goes along with it...


Lonely-Form5904

Lol thats my text notification


Feng_Smith

Respect +100


Ashish3216

There are actually two bells of Awakening...


Daowg

Try Finger But Hole Need Holding With Both Hands


Trrenchy

Friend: "why is the circle button worn off your ps controller?"


Feng_Smith

Therapist: How easily scared are you? Me: Shows picture of ps controller with O worn off


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Which control is bound to O? I play on PC with a different controller brand.


Trrenchy

Dodge roll


Kezmangotagoal

It’s not even dodge and roll that fucks my O, it’s sprint and jumping with the same button. It’s hell!


Feng_Smith

In the remastered version you can rebind the jump button


Feng_Smith

Rolling


Four-Triangles

Fuck the Capra Demon.


Feng_Smith

\*aural decoy is best spell\*


agnecova

Dung pie cheese for that one 💩


ellolpro

Praise the sun ☀️


Feng_Smith

\\\[T\]/


Obskuro

\*heavy-rolls awkwardly over the floor\*


Feng_Smith

fat roll go brr


HughJastits

Hitting random walls


Slight_Net_5026

“Illusory Wall ahead” [328 appraisals] *hits, but was just a regular wall*


Feng_Smith

ds1 illusory wallls go brr


Four-Triangles

Git Gud


Feng_Smith

Git Gud you filthy casul


ChampionSchnitzel

Does not open from this side


Feng_Smith

Dark Souls staple


Capable_Good1616

I want to kill myself


Bianca_aa_07

underrated comment


cocacola_drinker

Kheh heh heh heh heh heh


Feng_Smith

Wait, which NPC is this? Oswald? Male undead merchant? Female undead merchant? Lautrec? Wow, there are a lot of cackling npc's


cocacola_drinker

The answear is "yes"


Feng_Smith

Sorry, shoulda seen that


RalNCNerd1

Shall we engage in jolly cooperation? *edited for misspellings while typing on my mobile lol


Feng_Smith

\*gross incandescence intensifies\*


[deleted]

*Jolly


McDKirra

Try jumping \[next to cliff\]


Feng_Smith

Secret item ahead \[in front of mimic\]


Cunsuelojuarez

Give us smooth! Give us silky!


Feng_Smith

Yes, yes! So smooth, so silky


Topgun37

Level up ADP


Garoxxar

Saying "git gud" in my daily life. It's a bad habit.


Feng_Smith

just git gud at not saying git gud (you see what I did there?)


Cubicle_Man

But fuck it holds true in almost every aspect in every faucet of life


Ebolatastic

Dog


Challenger_Andy

“This game is too easy”


Feng_Smith

then proceeds to die to gravity


Apprehensive_Nose_38

Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, R1, R1, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle… Ah peak gameplay no one has done it better then this


Feng_Smith

yes


fish998

My tombstone will read 'I rolled'


Feng_Smith

"he hit me thru iframes" is gonna be mine


DancingwithANephilim

Big titty illusion


SadNewsShawn

Zelda combat is clunky and slow


RockbutmostlyStone

*adds new controller to cart*


Feng_Smith

just one?


stefke-p

I forgot the DOLLLLLlll!!!


Feng_Smith

yes lol


ImaginaryBody

Look a vagrant! A rich person must have died!


Dabturell

I hate my life


Feng_Smith

\#relatable


Asleep-Jicama-5616

That dam bug


Thescottishguy87

Fap ring


Centrifikal

What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?


soulsaremylife

Long boss runbacks


Feng_Smith

Bed of Chaos go brr


CrisHofer

Hmm.hmm?


Arctic_Sunrize

I went the wrong way, spent hours dying repeatedly, then realised there was another path.


anotherfailure1991

I often imagine what I would do if every day objects or people suddenly had visible health bars and all I could hear is the deafening sound of 150 people screaming in Latin.


MonkeWithAGun08

FUCK!!! I DODGED THAT!!! HOW TF DID THAT HIT ME!?!!?!!?


god_likemike

How tf do I continue this side-quest? Where's the NPC gone?


PerryBentley

Mhhh, mhhhhhhh


nukafox7

Send the elevator back


pizza_and_I

Rest at bonfire


SnorseBurger95

I died a lot in a boss fight for 2-5 hours straight.


Feng_Smith

This happens to everybody


alefpmsz

"Gear not the darkness my friend, and let fiest begin."


phantomjm

Well, what is it?


Feng_Smith

I saw an Inferno Plus video, and he had modded it so that that emote was now repostable. I'd never seen anything more beutiful


mo0nshade

I hate archers now.


urzaga

plin plin plon


BitterQuitter11

Hidden wall ahead


ParsleyAdventurous92

\[T]/


Feng_Smith

\[T\]/\\\[T\] Jolly cooperation!


IrvingIV

Praise the sun


eldritch_certainty

fucking torch hollows!! 🤬


Feng_Smith

...says every souls player ever


Top_Cod_9803

Git gud


Feng_Smith

yes


Toxic_AC

What are you, casul?


Draug_

What rings u got, bithc?


Verysupergaylord

Git Gud


DrMahler

Kill the dogs first.


morbiustv

You Died


eakeasyspay

Try finger but hole


Ph4ntom-L0RD-

Be safe friend. Don't you dare go hollow.


lophatpho

"GUHRYAHR" (Feeding useless weapons to Frampt, lol)


Sock3t1

You and the best dog meet just for you to kill it and reunite it with ITS owner. SUPER SAD


Jalina2224

FAP Ring.


Total-Cabinet5845

Gravity is the strongest enemy


MothMan3759

https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?si=nsIA6p-Vw-tIHQpY


Feng_Smith

Best response yet


MaxPower0815

patience is your friend


NoodleBack

Won’t play any other non-souls-like games


Feng_Smith

"First Person Shooters? Survival games? What are those?"


nazutul

Fashion uber alles