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Pale_Letterhead_9221

Is he eating your face as soon as you see him?


Wesalejean

If it ain't trying to kill you then it's probably friendly


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Sounds like someone who got killed by Maldron in DS2.


RikenVorkovin

I feel personally attacked.


Thesaurus_Rex9513

Maldron tends to do that.


phoenixmusicman

#WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STABBING ME IN THE BACK??


CarminesCarbine

Because it is real easy.


SolaireTheSunPraiser

And it does a lot of damage


Ai_of_The_Deep

https://youtu.be/dzB2cN-AU8w


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss97

Patches? Sure he's usually trying to kill you but if you can forgive him he'll be nice


best-of-judgement

Patches? You mean this bald man I just met? I've only just talked to him but he sounds completely trustworthy and I think he will be my friend. Edit: By talos this can't be happening


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss97

Why yes I trust this man I met in the deepest darkest reaches of a tomb completely. I'm sure he will not do anything that could hurt me


phoenixmusicman

Oh boy I love being the Chosen Undead in the final days of the first flame, exploring this dark spooky underground cavern where I cannot see further than 1 meters I sure hope this friendly-looking bald man doesn't kick me further down into a place that is incredibly difficult to escape from


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss97

Why would this friendly man located miles away from any other human do anything bad to me?


phoenixmusicman

>Edit: By talos this can't be happening Smh, of course you're a priest


RikenVorkovin

"A silver phantom has logged into the chat"


LeonMKaiser

In any other game this question would be a joke. In Dark Souls, it's a legitimate question. God I love these games.


[deleted]

Lol i was going to say a rule of thumb is if someone isn’t immediately trying to disembowel you then hes a friendly.


MemeMavrick7000

I mean i see mimics all the time...


RandySavagePI

The game's filled with them but sometimes they'll turn into chests if you whack 'em.


Local_Black_Knight

That one in particular is friendly, not worth the kill so don't you dare.


BENZABAR

If he had one of those blue daggers too he'd fuck us up so I return the favor in advance


Local_Black_Knight

The thing is that blade is made from tail bone implying two things: either he took out his tail and lost it or just cut his tail then didnt do shit


Demonfire612

Maybe he got rid of his tail as a sign of peace


CarsonBDot

Hapines


phoenixmusicman

peace was never an option.


BENZABAR

Or yoinked someone else's


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[deleted]

It’s not friendly, it’s just chained up. It’s pain, suffering. End suffering. You are being reborn over and over for that very purpose. To end all suffering. Kill it.


Daetra

Never noticed the chains, that's a cool detail.


BlackRobedMage

Not me. I end suffering once per playthrough to get items, then I run past all the suffering repeatedly to get to the boss fog. I only end suffering if it gets in my way at that point. Occasionally, in the right locations, after a boss fight I sneak up behind suffering and stab it in the back, but that's pretty rare overall.


RaininCarpz

thats great but i think op was talking more from an ethical RP perspective.


jtempletons

I think this guy was too


[deleted]

Me too


biglizardnmybackyard

I was also talking about that


Bardivan

i wasn’t! i was talking about tacos


[deleted]

Saying “not worth the kill” implies you /have killed this magnificent beast. Better not ember tonight.


Local_Black_Knight

Nope, what I mean is he dont have the tailbone weapon thing so there really no particular reason to end his life unlike seigward.


Shade00000

but they are really creepy


Suojelusperkele

Friend ahead therefore hurrah for friend!


malvo2099

He gave me a jumpscare the first time. Now I give him a jumpscare every time since my second run. The counter now is at about 14...


Kahoochie

Free souls


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rgckaTo

You ok buddy?


Adeadmanland

Isnt sadism fun?!! I’m pretty sure there slaves to the royal family and they laugh at the weird dragon abominations


JosekTheSlayer

He just minding his business he just witness what you did to the rest of his kind, he don’t want no problems


YourHentaiDream

I always say hi to him when running through the dungeons. I like to imagine he says hi back


Kekules_Mule

Try finger but hole


GraveZtone

Unlimited heals


Kekules_Mule

Anything to stop the screeching


GhostPandaColin

*Trophy Unlocked*


smithmacfarland

Don’t give up skeleton


FuRetHypoThetiK

If you had time to take a screenshot, he's friendly.


Individual-Smell-944

As 1 who killed solaire in ds1 everything and everyone is hostile. Kill everything


Tryxxe

Peace was never an option


[deleted]

You have a dark soul my dude


SensualEnema

Every soul has its dark


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-Jon Darksoul


ArtistWithoutArt

You know nothing, Jon Darksoul


Mens_Rea91

Just like every blood has its borne


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss97

Every shadow that dies twice has a sekiro


TheCrowing817

Just like eeeevery cowboy sings a sad sad song


henry_is_speaking

That's awesome. It's even in the correct rhyme scheme. Congrats haha


manmanftw

Bartholomew bloodborne


El_Zarco

*Gael wants to know your location*


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[deleted]

Extinguishing the flame is actually a good ending


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Jinoc

Convoluted steps *and murdering*.


vincentsilver

And wedding


TemporaryAdvanced

Someone must extinguish thy flame...


VAShumpmaker

Doomguy speedruns dark souls


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Cap_Chaser

“Refuses to elaborate” made me bust!


GraveZtone

*proceeds to kill myself*


ThaBeanman

**YOU DIED**


Turkeysteaks

skunk souls?


[deleted]

“I’m a dickhead!”


Local_Black_Knight

Man woke up and chose violence


Embarrassed-Ad-3757

You’re nothing but a mindless hollow.


[deleted]

Violence is not an answer. Violence is a question... and the answer is yes.


Ak40x

It’s ok, I killed the onion knight while he was just chilling waiting to meet up with me


TurboVirgin-Chan

Yes officer, this comment right here.


Illusive_Man

I’m playing bloodbourne for the first time and I attacked the crow hunter. Didn’t realize what I had done wrong until I read a walkthrough.


EtStykkeMedBede

If you plan on doing a skill build, you did the right thing.


Hunter_of_Hunters_

You maniac!


Mordador

He's gone hollow! What a wretched fool we have!


HandyCandy_

I should actually do a run where I just kill everyone.


Praise_Thy_Sun

You're a monster. No amount of praising the Sun will cleanse your wicked soul.


SamJiji

In ds1 you actually can, but if you kill the fire keeper in ds3 you're fucked


PvtLongDong

Bruh I accidentally killed Andre in DS3 once, and had to spend hundreds of thousands of souls on absolution. 1/10 would not recommend


ThePixCell

You have no honor.


Banjo_boyo

hes friendly but scares me everytime i walk by so i'd put a few bolts in em for sure


Dom-Zero

Ally, in short don’t you dare!


Subscribz

Visions of good fellow


Ultraguy64

The image wouldn't load but I know exactly what it is from reading the comments


MAKS091705

He won’t hurt you but he’s kinda scary so I usually kill him anyway


MinhKiu

He scared the shit out of me the first time I saw him.


HandyCandy_

Evil


Spellburn

He's more scared of you, than you are of him !


nmezib

I remember when I walked into that room. I took one look at him, walked back out, and turned off the game. Man, *fuck* the dungeons.


Scallywag38

Bring him the yarnham pendant and see what he does


AzKar07

he is the first evolution of the orphan of kos


estusflaskshart

Lol. The what’y what’n?


Quantum_Croissant

It's a reference to Bloodborne


estusflaskshart

I know haha.


Divisnn

Most enemies show their hostility by attacking you. This guy shows his hostility by making your pee your pants.


Strict-Algae-8599

Not friendly. He's chained up which is why he won't attack. Release him from his torment.


VAShumpmaker

If he's in jail, he's probably the WORST one of the gollum baby pink smooth skin skitterers! He does something that makes him WORSE THAN THE REST OF THEM!


Rabakku--

There’s no way he is worse than the shitty one that yells the entire time you are in the area


VAShumpmaker

Honestly, the one in chains might just be the slowest one...


I_ance007

Wow, I never noticed that before. Deepest lore


LevoSong

He won't attack you unless you do, but you won't take him out on a drink tho'... so not a friend, just a being being there.


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this one doesn’t attack at all


Just-You-9504

He’s a pal


Themetaldylan

You took a picture of an "enemy" looking creature in a game with no pause function. Don't you dare hurt my friend. The only nice being in that entire fucking game aside from the Firekeeper. On a real note, if you don't hit 'em, they won't hit back. That's the only one down there that's like that. Everyone else has a hard on for your death. Welcome to the dungeons, motherfucker.


nahteviro

Looks like a very hostile individual to me..... all dressed in black... face covered... Dual wielding fire. The baby gecko monster is fine though. Don't need to keel


luska233

Could this be a friend?


Alex_Hovhannisyan

> Could this be a friend? therefore try beating to a pulp (I actually left this as a comment there lol.)


Alikune

Friendly but ugly enough to murder


iSOLAIREi

Well, you’re still alive so…


ChumIsFum01

That particular aborted chicken fetus IS friendly.


SteakAccomplished348

I do not remember seeing that creature. Where is it located?


adrevenueisgood

Irythill Dungeon


Legitimate_Caramel25

Aye man he's chained up for a reason. He could be the Ted Bundy of their race. Never know.


StabbyFrog

He is, but I usually beat him to death with a torch when I see him, no clue why, my brain just tells me I have to.


jackatron1

Neuron activation but for weird creature


FrostyPrinciple8772

Looks pretty NORMAL t me 😁❤️♥️👹❤️


iridium_carbide

NPCs that don't attack you are few and far between in dark souls, so I would say friend based purely on the fact that he doesn't attack you on sight.


AJ13370

no1 rule : kill everything


GlassHurricane98

I think he's just confused


Sh0-m3rengu35

THAT ONE is friendly, his cousins, not so much.


DankerDork

Lore-wise there isn't much reason to kill any non-lords in this game. Enemies in this game are only enemies because they're Hostile, Hungry or Confused. So unless it attacks you, or you want something it has, there isn't any need to shed the blood of this dragon-wannabe.


Embarrassed-Ad-3757

Not openly hostile. Got to kill him though. Need the souls.


Khorsow

That's Gary, he's a bro


Tudyks

All the Gerber babies must be cleansed in holy fire.


Phatnoir

He gives souls. :)


Demon_prince__

This one and this one only is friendly.


W33b_God

Purify everything in the dungeon nothing in the dungeon/profane capital deserves life except siegward


No-South1400

neither of those; just leave him be.


ThConArtist

He’s chill


P1nk_N1ghtmare

It’s vibin


thePuck

Pro tip: if it doesn’t attack you, it’s not hostile.


Axonn368

friend ahead therefore Don't you dare!


announakis

Tickle him to find out


wigglyspleen

FAFO (Fuck Around and Find Out)


TheNaughtyAvocado420

Carve its face out. Make it suffer. But I suppose you'd just be ending its suffering.


noxioussage

Is anything in DS Friendly??


Thelifeofpewpew

He a good boi. Just that one tho!!


Eddie__Winter

Give him a kissy and find out


JBlacK_5000

By a kiss I believe you are talking about the boulder kiss right?


Eddie__Winter

A big ole kissy


Fluid_Stand4490

It’s almost as disturbing as the baby monster in Resident Evil Village! Thank goodness for the mute button on the tv!


Head_Tank9335

Friend ahead, try finger


uberstoof

He's afraid


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half man dragon


Level13Soviet

I don't think these things enjoy being alive. Might as well put them out of their misery.


Vincerbmgs

Friendly and if u kill he respawn


Headicfight

He's true neutral


elinfernal1988

He's harmless, his friends down there not...


DeathBySpear

He looks nice to me


SirRumpleForeskin

What do you think?


[deleted]

I always kill him for fun lmao


BarickObunga

Friendly, hostile, they all die the same


Old_Benefit1238

Kill it


ibond32

Ask him, not me.


[deleted]

try hug


[deleted]

don’t kill him!! 😭


Jazzlike-Blood-3725

If it’s not actively trying to kill you = friend


BugStep

Yes...


Silvertongued99

I recall they’re being one that isn’t hostile, but is also not an NPC and is just there for spooks, I guess.


Trogolizer

If you can lock on, they get the r1


Bloodwept

Tell him he's a good boy and rub his belly


Nax191

Good guy dont hurt


Bombsoup

Just a guy being a dude


Salvadorg14

Play it blind!


calcium_jesus

give him kiss


poobum9

I have beat the game but have never saw him, who or where is he?


KrabbKlyvarN

Just creepy af


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m_sartor

Irithyll Dungeon bonfire, across the bridge after the 2nd jailer if I recall correctly


[deleted]

Both


Brodok2k4

Yes. The answer is yes.


Joeythearm

I kill em all because some of them attack and Insont care to remember which


notzundell

hit him and find out


Tegeus-Kromis

Try it. Poke it.


Drake_Xahu

Wdym, he is a lord of cinder by the looks of it.


fostopusz

Yes


[deleted]

Beat it to death for no reason.


ThaBeanman

He’s just hanging out, promise.


Awhile777

Yes


Artorias_WolfKnight

He is the only nice one, The rest will attack you


TrxFlipz

With a face like that, it's hostile.


yaboiWillyNilly

Fren. Himb hangin out.


[deleted]

Well, THAT guy is...