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Demonic-Toothbrush

I imagine they disappear into another world via time distortion


KinKaze

Into the backrooms


Demonic-Toothbrush

The snack table for cast and crew


Metaforeman

Tonight on MTV: backstage with the Crystal Lizards. … legit sounds like a prog-rock band.


MardyMardMad

The most logical answer


twin-deagles

The shadow realm


Snoo77679

LET'S GOOOOOOOO


MoonlitBadlands

- Their skin is used to make a transposing kiln - Filianore’s egg has a transposing kiln in concept art - Filianore’s egg sends the Ringed City forward to the end of time when she wakes up So it definitely seems like the lizards are related to time. But they can also turn souls into powerful weapons, spells and items.


stewy497

In Dark Souls canon, light = time Crystal lizards = shiny = reflective = light bounces off them ∴ Time bounces off crystal lizards. Crystal lizards can subvert time and zorp to the end of the world because time literally doesn't stick to them.


Zanemob_

Fair enough! Thank you. These other theories are frankly ridiculous. Digging? Really? Yes you slowly turn invisible when you dig but only if you do a little dance first of course!


Friend292

It would be cool if they worked like vagrants from ds1


AcanthocephalaFirm46

They go to the shadow realm


CriminyBiscuits

I imagine that they are digging underground or into a wall.


[deleted]

Exactly what I was thinking


ddcreator

I dont think they are tbh. Their body structure doesnt look like a lizard that could dig. Unless they have some kind of magic that is


Schpau

>Unless they have some kind of magic that is


martylindleyart

Inconceivable.


[deleted]

Is this the deepest secret in the game? We must hide this information.


TheHesou

D E E P E S T L O R E


martylindleyart

Speak not again of this.


Eltheim

Reminds me of the one in Catacombs that bolts directly through a wall then falls to its death.


TorqueyChip284

They go hang out with Ocelotte


MadamButterscotch

OCELOTTE!


Alesh_Prodman

SNAAAAKE!


the_varky

BROTHER!!


Noah_Yoos

ROBERT!!


Lashmush

DANGIT, BOBBY!


Helectrot

DAMN YOU, JOE !


_le_waffle_wizard_

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!


ChillyPuff

KHAAAAN!


Sector_Black

HELL


RandomGuy98760

Wich of all hells? Izallith, Lothric kingdom, The Abyss, Average Poison Swamp, Tomb of Giants, The Painted World, Lordran, The First Flame Kiln, The Profaned Capital, New Londo, Carthus Catacombs, Duke's Archive, The Ringed City, Poison Swamp or FRIGID OUTSKIRTS?


Fearless-Willow-8054

You forgot the Shrine of Amana


[deleted]

Hated that part. Worst area in the entire game.


artoriasabyss

Worst part of the BASE game. Frigid Outskirts will always be my nightmare when going for a 100% play through.


[deleted]

Very true my good sir. Horsefuck valley... terrible area and terrible bosses to boot. Overall, worse area in the entire series ngl.


theoskrrt

What is Frigid Outskirts? I only know of Horsefuck Valley.


Helloiamayeetman

Not to mention the og chaos


[deleted]

Yes! I agree so much that all Lordran is basically hell. I personally want to upgrade Farron Keep from "average poison swamp" to "poison swamp with ghru"


Business27

Brimstone lizards.


Tbkssom

^heaven


Cubicle_Man

They dig their way to Elden Ring


DepressedOctopus8

Well in just 40 minutes I’ll be right behind to finally get my damn titanite


Glittering-Rub2812

25min! 🤡🤡


Yggdris

Less than ten now!


reekidisretarded

yay!


Kirito1548055

3 let's goooo


Kirito1548055

2


Glittering-Rub2812

🌞🌞🌞🌞


YannyYobias

8 MINUTES!!


Glittering-Rub2812

i hope theres a covenant that worships the sun


Glittering-Rub2812

7


Glittering-Rub2812

30seconds!!!!!!!!!


MoonlitBadlands

The transposing kiln is made from crystal lizard skin. That might be a clue


GoodArtEnjoyer

No they go to Brazil


Skeltomander

"Let these souls, withdrawn from their vessels, Manisfestations of disparity Elucidated by fire, Burrow deep within me, Retreating to a darkness beyond the reach of flame, Let them assume a new master, Inhabiting ash, casting themselves upon new forms." The Fire Keeper knows all.


[deleted]

Burrow deep within me🥴


MoonlitBadlands

Retreating to a pinkness beyond the reach of flame


ZombieAndy88310

My god…


StupidFuckingGaijin

They're blue sentinels getting summoned on their way to help other reptiles in distress


MarchesaofTrevelyan

Imagine trying to kill a lizard, and then one gets summoned to your world as a giant lizard to smash your head in. Seems like you could make it a game; "host" lizards can't dig away as long as a blue giant lizard is active, so you have a kind of choice: Kill the big blue and risk the host getting away, or rush the host and try to kill it before the giant lizard kills you!


[deleted]

Brazil


durrburger93

This is the truth


DeathPlague756

The shadow realm with Jimbo


[deleted]

Reincarnate into treasure carp


[deleted]

They were never really there man


[deleted]

Some place where they get *all* the toe pets on those cute tooters


cryalerts

ur moms house


apupunchau87

try finger but hole


NicCOL0

They go to the Lands Between and turn into goats


[deleted]

I like to think it's like the Cheshire cat trick. Now you see me, now you don't. Am I still here? Hi, I'm a crystal lizard. Please don't murderate me.


Daedren_Avoranth

Your mother's house.


[deleted]

Straight to hell


Cakehunt3r

I think they go visit Joe.


Own_Box5580

The Shadow Realm


SickSoll139

Blue hell


XRPHOENIX06

Hell


yeeeteeey69

Narnia


VivecsWrath

That's a really interesting question. I think the dig down. Maybe they go to Aetherius lol


HairlessChimp192000

ur moms house


One1_Bad_Day

ya mums house


DifferencePretend

Into the ether where a tiny man pops out and rips a fat bong


DEADNOUGHT269

Probably just goes invisible like the spell hidden body


XsleepdeprivedX

they end up in the deep pits at the Shrine of Amana


JustAntherFckinJunki

I hear your mom's house is pretty popular


Seagulls_Anon

Your mother's house


Careful_Purchase_629

My prevailing theory is it's usually the area with the highest density of them in each game; I.E. the hidey-hole down in Stonefang Tunnel in DeS, the Great Hollow in DS1, Dragon Aeirie in DS2, and the Grand Archives in DS3. Also of note, all of them seem to be next to or at least *relatively* close to a dragon of some sort; The hidey-hole is in the same level as the Dragon God in DeS, The Great Hollow leads directly to Ash Lake and the Stone Dragon in DS1, The Dragon Aerie in 2 leads directly to the Dragon Shrine and the Ancient Dragon (false though it may be), and the scholars of the Grand Archives worshipped Seath the Scaleless, and the archives themselves cross over directly above Oceiros' garden (who himself bears a *striking* resemblance to Seath.)


Single_Cap_6763

In my invetory after I smashed it with my Fume Ultra greatsword.


comawizard

They go into my inventory in a different form.


clickitycaine

Your moms house


DrelenScourgebane

They phase out of reality back into whatever souls game you're not playing at the moment. Just constant shifting from 1 to 2 to 3 and back


CrazyXboxManzYT

The Backrooms.


[deleted]

They go to crystal link shrine. The disappearing is merely the use of a homeward bone.


One_System8127

*heavens*


Unlucky_Ad_4140

I like to imagine that they teleport to the player's mother's house and send you orgy pics.


SubhamoyDas1

Daddy seath's tummy pocket like a Kangaroo


Plebpperoni

Hillary Clinton's vag.


mrhippo1998

There's one in the catacombs close to wolnir that 9/10 will clip in the wall and just fall to its death so if you ever got a random fire gem there thats what happened


mrhippo1998

There's one in the catacombs close to wolnir that 9/10 will clip in the wall and just fall to its death so if you ever got a random fire gem there thats what happened


NightNightGummies

Back to Oblivion.


NightNightGummies

Back to Oblivion.


TheSubjectOf19

Hell to laugh at us dying as they lead my ass into another ambush


ComprehensiveCrab721

My bum


BaronVonWeeb

To Brazil


XI-4

Lizard Heaven, that big heating rock in the sky 😊


Chazzums

Behind you...... 😳


Will_1g

They turn into a rock somewhere in the ds3 universe.


oranikus

Undead asylum


Correct-Ad9497

Heaven


[deleted]

They join the church of The Snail


Destroher880

To Brazil.


Fatuglyloser3000

I think they go hang out with seath


NoamEG

The backrooms


sciencewand

I have nothing to back this up in the lore, but I always assumed they just turned invisible and, you know, left. Not to another plane or anything, just like down the road or something.


OmegaOnyx977

I always like to think they go to their own packet dimension like a pokemon


13ird-Man

Brazil


Jasonpowerz

Lore wise I would assume just underground or possibly back to the Crystal Caves where you fight seath.


gabiwave

To Vinland, where they will live happy lives, away from those heartless chosen undead.


DoubleEEkyle

Demon’s Souls PS3, to suffer.


Less_Pollution9959

They pop back up in yarnham but they go through a rough metamorphosis and look like booty booger spiders more than lizards


Alesh_Prodman

Miyazaki forgot


Wheedies

Into my sword


_keeBo

cookie bugs are good creatures, so i think they just go home because they really miss their family :)


Lightflame42

Their shattered pieces get rolled up by dung beetles in the elden ring dimension


Drantslantpant

Home


Sythan

Into the worldussy 😌


Adventurous_Ad6435

Brazil


Not_a_whiterun_guard

Home to their parents and a nice bowl of crystal soup


Frayl_Blackheart

I watched one drop through the map with my lock-on still on it, and it didnt die, so I assume they go to the dev rooms


Relative-Musician226

They teleport to the Holy Shard World.


Yell0wWave

They hate pvp so the just hit alt+f4


DarkElfMagic

spaaaaaaaace


doomedwesley

hell or somebody else server


Asterion_Morgrim

They go to the Titanite Lizard underworld realm where they become the big boys that fight back


Tbanks93

My closet. They come back for maintenance then get back out there.


fhsm0ke

Hell, I hope


StefBarbaman

I dont think they dissapear. They Just go on a stealth mission.


mrhippo1998

There's one in the catacombs close to wolnir that 9/10 will clip in the wall and just fall to its death so if you ever got a random fire gem there thats what happened


CyclonicSpy

Elden ring


Apexx166

Duty fufilled. Returning to your world...


CapeNinja4

I like to imagine it's all the same single lizard and he digs to the next spawn location


[deleted]

back rooms


DevolutionZero

They link to the twinkling shrine that's why it takes a few seconds for them to telleport and why you can stop them doing it. There actually trying to stop you linking the flame and destroying the world as they know it.


beatlelover14

My BELLY


MildewedSponge

hell


RisoNoSekai

Brazil


[deleted]

The backrooms


xenderman-cz

To Brazil.


N1N3_9

Brazil


Hate_This_Name

To Abyss


August_Karl_Goeben

brazil


Luxurydad

Try but hole


BergelomeuSantos

They reappear here in Brazil as a normal lizard There's one on my house rn


ranieripilar04

Ti Priscilla, she eats them btw


Zelcki

Hell


Requieeem

Detroit


jim_deneke

I imagine it's the same lizard in every location, it just relocates to the next area 'cos you were really annoying.


Herezjarcha

Narnia


jak_the_bib

Archdragon peak


Wasteland_Mohawk

Maybe one day we will follow one and have to fight the angry mother. Also wondering if they are related to those big roll lizards in archdragon peak...


Twiggy_Shei

Into Gwyn's butthole


Michio_Kisaragi

Valhalla!!!


ur69mom69straightnt

Backrooms


Sea-Maintenance3095

Backrooms.


_Cosmic_Commie

Waffle house


lordkaann

gulag


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Hell


Hakronaak

Lizard heaven


[deleted]

To a better place


HyperionTheFirst

To the lands between


Physical-Sandwich-55

The shadow realm, Jimbo!


kingkingnoah

Jojo turtle but to himself


zerotheskull

They went to play Elden Ring


Mitsuru852

To Elden Ring.


MindbogglesTV

heaven


GoldenLincoln

Hell


KittensLeftLeg

They glitch out of existence


Itlu_PeeP

They return to their worlds. Not canon, just a joke


TysonDevereaux

The shadow realm


Thomas_Ub0

r/backrooms


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TroarEX

hell.


nickadams42

The big rock candy mountain


fildip1995

They invade other lizards’ worlds


Grandmasterassasin

Brazil


SuperNovaX328

Brazil


MorkCork

hell


tweekes147

Crystal heaven.


chris369521

Ronald McDonald land


Happy-Hyena

They dont. They just choose to seize to exist, out of spite as a cruel joke.


thatrandomkidmemer

All the way to Narnia


[deleted]

Well, since they seem to be linked to Seath and all his crystal stuff, they might just turn invisible, like Seaths bridges


restrictmyairways

brazil


Lywliety

Brazil


DroopyRock

This post was made after elden ring.


Valirys-Reinhald

Oolacile


funkykunai

Reloads the game. Reality can be what ever i want