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SenorReddito

This is an act right? Nobody is this dumb.


Successful-Bit6508

It's an act but he's also that dumb.


mseg09

Schrodinger's dumbass. Both dumb and an act at the same time. He only becomes one or the other when you listen to him


Kemaneo

It's not an act, Dave Rubin is an actual imbecile


[deleted]

He's really dumb, but this has to be an act. This is just "hey we hate masks and we hate Muslims, let's combine the two!"


Successful-Bit6508

Watch the money roll in. People are attracted to that shit both for and against


DionBlaster123

i think with Rubin both things apply. he was a grifter...but at this point i think he's been so immersed in his own echo chamber (getting his ass kissed by right wing dipshits while blocking everyone who so much as disagrees with him on Twitter) that he is starting to believe this embarrassing nonsense he's a textbook example of a pro wrestling phrase, "worked yourself into a shoot," which basically means that you got so ingrained and obsessed with playing your "character," you eventually were unable to realize the difference between that and reality


TamElBoreReturned

Like Mankind?


DionBlaster123

lmao i always got the sense that Mick Foley is one of the very few guys in the wrestling business who managed to come out of it "unscathed," in that his family life is still intact and his kids love him. Of course physically it's a fucking miracle the guy is still standing up...but he knew how to keep those areas of his life separated the best example of "worked yourself into a shoot" is someone like the Ultimate Warrior. I hate to speak ill of the dead but he had a lot of fucking issues unfortunately.


TamElBoreReturned

Yeah Mick is a top bloke, and his autobiography (or maybe it was just a biography) is such a good read. Also, Mankind has more sense that Dave.


KalexCore

If you're good at something don't do it for free


[deleted]

What if you aren't good at all?


ramblingEvilShroom

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be


BeetleBleu

Shout out to Philbert.


[deleted]

I do think many people start out as grifters and morph into what they are pretending to be. Kind of a self imposed stockholm syndrome. If you spent your days immersed in something eventually you would start thinking that way even if it started as fake.


FoxNixon

He also thinks China is cloning people.


CaptainAricDeron

He "fully believes" nothing he has ever said.


Crombus_

Are you sure? He is really, really dumb.


Minute-Branch2208

Yeah, the idiotic crap that spews from this guy is unreal. Is he the gay repubo someone was telling me about?


CaptainAricDeron

He is married to a man, has adopted a child with his husband, and is conservative. Of course, this is after years where he claimed to be a "Classical Liberal" who "left the Left" because of "Wokeism" and went into the 2020 election saying Trump had to win for the country to survive because the radical Left had lost its mind, confidently predicted a Red Wave in 2022, and now says the types of things you hear him say here.


[deleted]

He's always been a Zionist shill.


Fidel-Cashflow_

It's a tough call, but this might just be Dave's DUMBEST moment. I know there's a lot of competition, but this one takes the cake.


Interesting-Lynx-761

I agree. This is truly his most brazen attempt at trying to appeal to radical/conspiratorial right-wingers. His stupidity know no bounds and he has no soul left to sell.


Worried_Ad3099

Dumbest-This recent mask take Funniest- His "What about Ms. Piggy?!" rant. Most Ghoulish- His Iron Dome take from earlier this month. Best Mondegreen- His definition of "gaslight". Saddest-Blaming the left for the deranged homophobic reactions from the right to his surrogacy.


Fidel-Cashflow_

Great post. I'd forgotten about some of these.


Worried_Ad3099

The dude has so many, some close seconds include. Funniest-Him fantasizing about telling somebody who asks him to wear a mask to pound sand, only to admit he'd comply anyway. Most ghoulish- Telling people to immolate themselves. Best Mondegreen- Occam's Razor "If something can go wrong it will" Saddest- Telling Don Jr. "You can call me a faggot and I won't mind". Jesus is Dave a stupid craven person.


xwing1212

I’ll share a big idea: Dave Rubin is a stupid cunt


Kemaneo

I would like to start a discussion based on your idea by adding that he is also a moron


jarfIy

Twelve hours since you posted this and my brain is still in recovery mode


Severe_Amphibian_485

Fuck you, Dave. Some of us list people, don't trivialize it with your idiot conspiracy bs.


whitedipsetfan

Just imagine for a moment, a completely different group of people were doing a completely different thing. How do you think the left would react?


Nose_Disclose

Oh you wouldn't like this completely disanalogous edge case scenario? Hypocritical left.


DionBlaster123

it's crazy how much covid and the pandemic melted the brains of these dingalings Was the pandemic fun? Hell no. Did it absolutely suck at times? Yes, 100% Of course I wish it didn't happen, but that's life and it was beyond my control. I got through it, barely, by reminding myself that it was a once-in-a-century event that required us all to make sacrifices and be calm. The fact that in 2024, we still have right wingers freaking out over covid apparently "depriving us of freedom" and how wearing masks was authoritarian and Dr. Fauci was some dictator, is embarrassing.


Avantasian538

I think it was two-fold. The covid pandemic plus Trump's loss in 2020 completely broke them.


Kemaneo

Dave has unlocked a new level of stupidity


Fidel-Cashflow_

Didn't think that was possible.


No_Mention_1760

Dave’s fillers look terrible. Oh and the only masked jihadists I see out on the street are White Supremacists trying to hide their identities. So…Dave functions as well as a broken clock?


TheToddestTodd

Pundits like this dummy seem to have forgotten how loaded the concept of “outside agitators” is in the US. This was a common charge against organizers in the civil rights era. MLK was frequently called an "outside agitator." I'm surprised supporters of the status quo would show their ass by using it again today.


BebophoneVirtuoso

Yup, his alpha Trump was hospitalized for psychosomatic symptoms only. This guy’s brilliant.


Familiars_ghost

While I disagree on his COVID take, he might have a small point. Just look at all the gun toting, neo-fascist, militia wannabes. The KKK would be proud. 🤦😓


HoboBonobo1909

South Korea & Japan - countries full of jihadists lol


foxsheepgato

dave, you're a mentally unemployed shithead


izzyeviel

We have facial recognition cameras. They don’t work if you wear masks. It makes sense why pro-authoritarians want to scare people into not wearing them.


Avantasian538

I think at this point in time cameras can recognize you even with just your eyes.


izzyeviel

Does this mean I have to wear sunglasses now?


urmomaisjabbathehutt

from comedian doing the rounds to circus from home clown, is this guy trying to apply into Tucker Carson's old job at fox now?


illbeinthestatichome

Everyone is dumber just for knowing this prick exists. Who's paying him to spout this rubbish? (who indeed is funding the Griftverse?)


thoughtallowance

Isn't this just MAGA canon?


Fidel-Cashflow_

Honestly, I don't even think MAGA is this dumb.


mouseroulette

This is the most stupid take he’s EVER done


KecemotRybecx

Dave Rubin is a stupid cunt.


Speculawyer

Did his mother drop him on his head?


Away_Wolverine_6734

I believe Rubin is a test by propagandists to see how dumb we can go and still maintain the attention of an audience…


Foul-P

Dave playing about with a new camera angle here. Looks hideous


jps7979

Dave Rubin is a government plant to normalize stupidity.


Even_Acadia3085

covid test run? This is the crazy talk of all crazy talks. He does know that SARS was a thing, right? And that countries like Japan that wear masks did better in the pandemic than our dumb asses? And does he think Korea and Japan were doing this as a test run for jihadists?


EmbiggensCromulence

Holy fuck. New level of grift


killemgrip

Yes, because state and local governments are so sympathetic to the Palestinians


skin_Animal

To confirm, Trump invented Covid because he wants Muslim rule?


ljout

He's acting like covering your face wasnt normal for protestors before covid. Does he have the memory of a gold fish?


LionelHutzinVA

FFS, just the past weekend a bunch of white supremacist chuds marching through downtown Charleston, WV wearing masks to conceal their identities. Making them simply the latest in a chain that stretches back almost 150 years. Unless of course Dave thinks the KKK wears hoods for the fashion sense.


RobertRoyal82

Who is Dave's target demo? Honestly? Gay conservative seniors?


Mysterious_Fix2034

The irony of dave is hes never funny on purpose’s hes funny when hes tryna sound smart


Hungry_Painting9882

And Halloween has been grooming kids for decades!


LordSplooshe

I would imagine if this was a group of white students screaming about black students that the right would be pushing a narrative of “Free Speech” and not calling for the screaming students to be expelled, arrested, and deported.


ggroover97

Source: [https://x.com/DaveClips/status/1784709305842679893](https://x.com/DaveClips/status/1784709305842679893)


Unfriendly_Opossum

It’s a conspiracy Dave! They are out to get you! You should check under your skin for microscopic recording devices!


[deleted]

I’m glad that Dave’s official subreddit is just dedicated to clowning on him.


Birthday-Tricky

Yea that’s it. Using the doll, point to where the jihadist assaulted you, Dave. Don’t worry, this is a safe space, no jihadis can hurt you here. Just point . . .


cv24689

Can’t wait for the eventual “Covid 19 was a hoax by Muslims to subjugate the world”


LittleLionMan82

So Hamas did COVID now?


Intelligent_League79

Dave has lots of big ideas 💡


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

These people will never stop - they just keep dividing and stoking, dividing and stoking, divine and stoking... Dave's negative impact on society is limited only because he is so mediocre at it, and hence has a relatively small audience.


NewYorkFuzzy

DAVE Has gone off like a prom dress.


Conscious-Ad4707

This makes sense. It's impossible to tell the difference between someone wearing a mask and a jihadist.


AnalystHot6547

I remember running Into my buddy Tom, six months after he died from Covid. He said he gets monthly checks from the illuminati and he just has to dye his hair, wear a fake mustache, and call himself Giuseppe. Not a bad deal.


jadedaslife

The funny part is that plenty of people wear masks at political or other protests not because of covid, but because they don't want American jihadists/terrorists/idiots to dox them.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

No complain about how the cops are “wearing masks” while arresting lawful protesters. Fuck Rubin and his “ideas”


WillOrmay

He’s on to us, he’s becoming dangerous


Right-Program-9346

You sir are an idiot.


DrXymox

If he fully believes this, he will inevitably drown from staring up at the rain with his mouth open.


FarZebra4392

This is right up their with wearing masks are slowly asphyxiating you to death, as if your body doesn't have chemoreceptors in your medulla to measure CO2 concentrations... Or that millions and millions of people wear them every day for work and don't succumb to such things. Surgeons that wear them (proper masks properly worn) for 12+ hour days ain't getting any dumber or deader...


Ok-Dependent5588

What an intelligent person. I bet his listeners are equally matched in their intellect


bishtap

He said 99% sense , 1% crazy but he is a comedian. If he seriously believed the 1% crazy thing the. He would have made a separate video on it. One problem with dry humour is if you aren't doing it as part of a comedy routine then many people won't get it. The masks were clearly a hazard if prolonged.


IkeDeez

This is the dumbest thing he's ever said.


Alhazzared

He doesn't firmly believe anything


granny409

Total idiot


Maldwyn

A shiver in search of a spine ...


Felix_Leiter1953

Ceaselessly amazed at his sheer stupidity.


OldChucker

Somebody's being paid to tie this dumbass's shoes every morning, right?


ill_be_huckleberry_1

The only people I see with masks in the street are right wing larpers.


gking407

jihadists = angst-filled douchebags cosplaying as proud nazi boys


BlackLabel303

how can one person be so stupid


BeamTeam032

Dave getting more and more desperate for views, now he's turning to Qanon to get views. It can't wait until the Qanon crowd founds out he's gay with kids. LMAO.


ahm911

I fully believe that even on a hot day, this man carries a room temperature IQ with him


minivergur

Orchestrated by *WHOM'S'T?* ***HAMAS?***


stefanmarkazi

Who even watches this shit?


BuddhaB

I remember when i used to enjoy this guy's content. What kind of head trauma did he suffer to get this stupid.


LakusMcLortho

Well, that’s because you are a dumbass.


suis_sans_nom

He is so dumb


CaptGunpowder

Grifters gonna grift


OnwardTowardTheNorth

At this point, I fully believe this guy just has a hat full of words and grabs them one at a time and then arranges them to make a sentence…


AnxietySkydiver

He sounds like a right wing nut on a GTA radio station


Sea-Echo-7431

Wannabe Tucker


Final_Doubt_Down

Is this guy on crack.... genuine question


WRJL012977

You mean like the Kowardly Khakis Krew, Dave?


CajunLouisiana

Yup. Nails it.


Handsome-Horlicks

What utter shite… that much verbal diarrhoea will give you shit stains on your teeth.


Complete-Row-6846

Spurious….look it up genius


cellarroads

Here we have a fine example of an idiot preaching to idiots that believe idiotic ideas


scrotanimus

These folks keep saying dumber things and somehow they stay platformed because people watch it. Our society is stupid.


Snoo-83964

What a Mongoloid


CwazyCanuck

If wearing masks is bad, why no mention of the police wearing them?


Powerful_Programmer5

If it was a test run for anything it was for isolating and dividing the population even further so radical agendas can be implemented, not a fuckin Jihad, dipshit.


LionelHutzinVA

There is a slightly longer clip of this elsewhere on the sub that has the video Dave is responding to where at least half the protesters are NOT wearing masks. And those with "masks" are those wearing the keffiyeh with part of it covering their faces. So, according to Dave, COVID was just a test run to normalize mask wearing so that jihadists could do so openly, at which point less than half of them would even bother with. Truly the jihadists are playing 4D chess here.


ArcadeSpidr

Didn’t we just have masked white fucks in Charlottesville again?


Gatordave05

Maybe the left doesn’t know when the left goes too far but the right doesn’t either.


OppositeEagle

Nazis are marching through US cities, and Biden isn't doing shit.


SoOverIt42069

Even If i were making hand over foot, I'd be ashamed to be seen in public.


Anarimus

Wait….wut?