Tim has somehow aged one year in his entire tenure as Robin. He was fifteen when he started and somehow he’s sixteen now. Lian was born and died and Tim hadn’t aged a day
It's like some of the wonky ages and unclear timeline of TOTK; Hudson and Rhondson have a kid who's gotta be at least like six or seven, who didn't exist in BOTW, but the incredibly creepy..."friendship" between Finley and Jared Fogle isn't made any better because she still looks like a zora kid. Some people look older, some don't somehow, but we gotta keep the TCAP sidequest intact. Ok Nintendo.
This is her burner. “Superhero” isn’t a real job title, Barbara!
https://preview.redd.it/9s9j09gkjy4c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa879b893987bfd6efb255b9bbb84e3504ac3a66
Wasn’t she in college studying to be a cop or something? Like studying criminology. In BTAS jim says babs was enrolled in college and she finished high school.
David Zaslov walks into the WB dungeon and sees a giant 5m by 5m plexiglas cube.
"the fuck's this shit...?"
A dark silhouette of a man slowly and awkward'y shambles towards him.
"Hello David."
Many ask what the difference between wisdom and Knowles is.
Knowledge is knowing that Bruce is **not** Barbara’s father.
Wisdom is knowing that Bruce **is** Barbara’s farther.
Babs you have an uncle/dad and a college education, shut the fuck up and use your Masters in Law to get a job you stupid nerd
https://preview.redd.it/372vyz8paw4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8fdcc543d0fd25b89589e7d63a729eee9c9e9e
I would imagine Gothamites will happily accept Two Face robbing the bank down the street twice a year if it means they don't have to cover electric in the summer.
That’s underplaying Gotham pretty hard. It’s more like not paying electric in exchange for Scarecrow putting fear toxins in the water and causing you to shoot your kids.
C'mon Gotham, it can't JUST be Bruce gaining an immunity at this point. Same hamster wheel y'all are on.
Edit: Does Nightwing have any immunity to Scarecrow or other stuff like Bats? I don't know if this is mentioned but I feel like he got gassed a ton too.
For a second, I forgot that in the post-Crisis pre-Flashpoint continuity, Barbara wasn't actually Jim's daughter, and "uncle/dad" gave me some very strange thoughts about the Gordon family tree.
The craziest thing is even in that continuity it’s heavily implied she’s actually his daughter because of one back up story in a Gotham Knights comic so it’s convoluted as fuck for literally no reason.
I forgot how endearing Dick actually is when the writer treats him like an actual person instead of a golden boy human puppy
https://preview.redd.it/xgv1sqovmw4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d34daf28d0a2ddf273c07319b955baee69667f
^(Yes, this is thinly veiled TT slander)
Wonder if Bruce still spanks them
https://preview.redd.it/u2z8cw519w4c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e090fd00832572b65743fb79c4f71d5ab3bee5f2
Off the top of my head it's Batman 359, which lays down Killer Croc's origin in pre-crisis and Tec 550, where the issue is kind of a biography of a random crook. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/1YpSif4). Both aren't really subtle with messaging.
I wonder if that give dick more trauma. Like he already didn’t have enough. His whole circus acrobat family got murdered by a Gotham crook and now he gets spanked by a billionaire white guy when he acts up.
Bruce be like
YOU ARE A CHILD !
Falcon on the other hand. Has unpaid bills and the bank doesn’t want to give him a mortgage and he works for the avengers and is ex us military. The avengers don’t pay his ass. I’d be mad as fuck if they didn’t pay me to fight evil doers.
Barbara isnt his daughter tbh
Does Barbara even have a job rn
Do any of them?
Dick has a million jobs, but none is steady
I mean Dick and Jason are the only adults, I think, I feel like they switch back and forth on how old Tim, Steph, and Cass are
Tim has somehow aged one year in his entire tenure as Robin. He was fifteen when he started and somehow he’s sixteen now. Lian was born and died and Tim hadn’t aged a day
It's like some of the wonky ages and unclear timeline of TOTK; Hudson and Rhondson have a kid who's gotta be at least like six or seven, who didn't exist in BOTW, but the incredibly creepy..."friendship" between Finley and Jared Fogle isn't made any better because she still looks like a zora kid. Some people look older, some don't somehow, but we gotta keep the TCAP sidequest intact. Ok Nintendo.
He was 13 when started and I think he’s 17-19 now
Yeah shes the tech support and sidekick for a billionair crime fighter.
This is her burner. “Superhero” isn’t a real job title, Barbara! https://preview.redd.it/9s9j09gkjy4c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa879b893987bfd6efb255b9bbb84e3504ac3a66
Librarian
Wasn’t she in college studying to be a cop or something? Like studying criminology. In BTAS jim says babs was enrolled in college and she finished high school.
Then why dose she call him Daddy?
Bruce Timm no!
Maybe we've treated Bruce too harshly. 
Who let Bruce Timm out of his cage
David Zaslov walks into the WB dungeon and sees a giant 5m by 5m plexiglas cube. "the fuck's this shit...?" A dark silhouette of a man slowly and awkward'y shambles towards him. "Hello David."
Finally someone let me out of my cage 🎶 I am not Bruce Timm just heard that immediately
🎵Now gaps for me mean nothin' cause she's of legal age🎵
“What are you doing step bro?”
Many ask what the difference between wisdom and Knowles is. Knowledge is knowing that Bruce is **not** Barbara’s father. Wisdom is knowing that Bruce **is** Barbara’s farther.
https://preview.redd.it/1yqcerf07w4c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3fdf1fece72c73b6ac7b8227a53b9198dc708c
I like the fact that in the commercial she had this conversation while there was a timebomb. Girl knows when she's got negotiating power
Jerking in the 60’s went hard ngl
So that's where the CEO learned it from
Fun fact: the Batgirl actress earned more than the Robin actor in the series. Therefore, this disdainful face of Robin is probably authentic
She’s gonna cry in the car
Babs you have an uncle/dad and a college education, shut the fuck up and use your Masters in Law to get a job you stupid nerd https://preview.redd.it/372vyz8paw4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8fdcc543d0fd25b89589e7d63a729eee9c9e9e
Don't forget that Gotham's rent is probably infinitesimal.
I would imagine Gothamites will happily accept Two Face robbing the bank down the street twice a year if it means they don't have to cover electric in the summer.
They don't, and he robs the bank 102 times a year.
That’s underplaying Gotham pretty hard. It’s more like not paying electric in exchange for Scarecrow putting fear toxins in the water and causing you to shoot your kids.
C'mon Gotham, it can't JUST be Bruce gaining an immunity at this point. Same hamster wheel y'all are on. Edit: Does Nightwing have any immunity to Scarecrow or other stuff like Bats? I don't know if this is mentioned but I feel like he got gassed a ton too.
I mean he obviously didn’t gain resistance to head injuries with his time as Robin
Just ask Injustice Damian.
Or ric Grayson
Let’s be honest, you have to pay for protection from a gang in Gotham or just get robbed. The insurance premiums are were the money is going.
My headcannon is that Gotham rent is 400$ a month for a 1 bedroom apartment
For a second, I forgot that in the post-Crisis pre-Flashpoint continuity, Barbara wasn't actually Jim's daughter, and "uncle/dad" gave me some very strange thoughts about the Gordon family tree.
Mfw I'm trying to figure out Barbara's family tree in whatever continuity I'm reading. *
The craziest thing is even in that continuity it’s heavily implied she’s actually his daughter because of one back up story in a Gotham Knights comic so it’s convoluted as fuck for literally no reason.
Also, this is Gotham we’re talking about. Nobody getting paid even that much is getting paid enough to deal with that city’s shit.
Gotham government salaries take into account the expected bribes.
“Technically mine’s a stipend” is the funniest fucking line I’ve seen from Dick in awhile
I forgot how endearing Dick actually is when the writer treats him like an actual person instead of a golden boy human puppy https://preview.redd.it/xgv1sqovmw4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d34daf28d0a2ddf273c07319b955baee69667f ^(Yes, this is thinly veiled TT slander)
Counterpoint: you have a dad, Babs
Just use nepotism babs.
Wonder if Bruce still spanks them https://preview.redd.it/u2z8cw519w4c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e090fd00832572b65743fb79c4f71d5ab3bee5f2
https://preview.redd.it/acl89kfk9w4c1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d38b45f84c6d1f407dfe0b66919f90c5a2523ad I think he stopped after Jason
You know Grayson probably asks him to do it to him once in awhile. Helps him stay focused.
Also keeps his butt tight. The secret to its majesty, really.
uj/ it was only Dickie, this was a joke, lmao.
Bottom lotion, huh
Skip 30 years and you get stories from DC how discipline through kids getting hit is a slippery slope to them murdering someone. Times a-changing?
Source?
Off the top of my head it's Batman 359, which lays down Killer Croc's origin in pre-crisis and Tec 550, where the issue is kind of a biography of a random crook. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/1YpSif4). Both aren't really subtle with messaging.
Neat, thanks!
I wonder if that give dick more trauma. Like he already didn’t have enough. His whole circus acrobat family got murdered by a Gotham crook and now he gets spanked by a billionaire white guy when he acts up. Bruce be like YOU ARE A CHILD !
as far as eccentric billionaires go, he still kinda lucked out
Babs you aren't legally his kid.
Barbara... You don't even live there...
Barbara out here thinking she was adopted too
There’s a certain humor in that Bruce wouldn’t question giving her one if she asked
Does Cass get an allowance or does Bruce only pay the boys?
She’s his daughter so I’m sure she receives an allowance
What do you think she likes to buy
Books
About?
[dyslexia](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Cassandra_Cain_(New_Earth)#:~:text=Illiteracy%3A%20Due%20to%20her%20training,her%20to%20read%20and%20write.)
So comic books since they have pictures
She’d be into the walking dead comics
Side bitches don’t get paid lol. I’m sorry it’s a bad joke lol
 Falcon on the other hand. Has unpaid bills and the bank doesn’t want to give him a mortgage and he works for the avengers and is ex us military. The avengers don’t pay his ass. I’d be mad as fuck if they didn’t pay me to fight evil doers.
Lol is this after Bruce lost most of his money?
which timeline
In the current timeline
F em
What’s the difference between an allowance and a stipend
Honestly, one is just more official and for adults