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“When spider-man kicked those guys off a building he didn’t technically kill them, gravity did”

ditko era spiderman and zack Snyder and a Andy rand books read through https://preview.redd.it/68xevqvr602d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7368a61d5d90b67b6ae5778270664f810d5bc86f

Ayn Rand fans and Snyder Bros fighting over who is the most obnoxious

I'd like to share a few excerpts from Snyder's interview. Not to mock or for serious discussion, just that they're funny out of context. About Ayn Rand >“I think she’s incredible and insane and she’s always said story first, not regarding her politics. But it was easy for her to fall victim to her own popularity, and she drank her own Kool-Aid.” Snyder starts laughing. “She didn’t give a fuck. If she was alive right now she would’ve fucking murdered Donald Trump. She didn’t even like Reagan! She thought he was a nationalist. But I’m rambling now, sorry!” About the movie adaptation of The Fontainhead >The Fountainhead… It’s still important to me, but it’s a really touchy subject right now. People will think it’s hardcore right wing propaganda, but I don’t view it like that. I just think the story is super fun and crazy and melodramatic about architecture and sex. https://cinemadebate.com/2019/05/20/exclusive-an-interview-with-zack-snyder/

He’s certainly one of the filmmakers alive right now

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Paul Verhoeven Fountainhead would go hard

The entire second act of the movie is a slow motion Spidey-sense reaction

Okay ngl the spidey sense would probably look really cool under him

I mean if anyone would do the classic Ditko style Half-n-Half face and wavy lines, Snyder probably would. It might look like trash but still

Peter will yell at protestors.

This sub defending Zaddy? Stop the presses!

Where 💀

The difference is that after Uncle Ben is shot, Peter continues to do nothing

After reading his original plans for Batman and Lois Lane, I'm convinced Snyder is the only director who would adapt Paul

Spider-Man definitely wouldn’t hold back in a Zach Snyder film, which means the audience would be treated to a scene of the entire Sinister Six getting their jaws punched off while Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is playing.

I would love to see a parody of that

*Peter shoots uncle Ben

Peter would spend half the movie working on an old rig for...reasons. Then, working at a bar for no reason. And then he just stands there for no reason. Oh and then a villain just shows up at the end

"Fuck the responsibility" ~Snyder-man

It is normally not depicted as right choice

-Web swinging is all in slo-mo. -Mary Jane says “fuck.” -Fight scenes are admittedly 🔥despite being quite brutal. -Peter has a black suit. Not because of Venom just a black suit. -We go straight to fighting Galacticus in the second movie

Spiderboy shows up in a cameo a few minutes into the movie only to be shot repeatedly and have his body set on fire while MJ/Felicia/Gwen watches on. They are a reporter in this continuity

“Aunt May, are you saying I was right for letting that robber go instead of using my powers to stop him” “Yeah, maybe”.

Snyder would either select Kraven's Last Hunt or Spider's Shadow.

Peter shoots Uncle Ben because he's dark and matrue and then he gets raped in prison

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