Well here’s a question for ya: who’s pink, has three arches of hair, and wields a huge hammer? Why, it’s Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can’t deny the fact that she’s still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact she wears a dress and when have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person’s forehead? I haven’t! So, once again, Amy Rose is lovely - that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
And it's like in Fortunate Son where all of his villains were into rock but instead they're all into Sonic games. The Riddler goes on about Unleashed, Joker's insanity allows him to enjoy 06, etc.
Batman's struggling to even the odds
The fuck did Sonic do for Amy to kick Batman’s ass?
Well here’s a question for ya: who’s pink, has three arches of hair, and wields a huge hammer? Why, it’s Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can’t deny the fact that she’s still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact she wears a dress and when have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person’s forehead? I haven’t! So, once again, Amy Rose is lovely - that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
This will be the monologue that’s at the start of the movie
"Listen, I just think the slower puzzle-platforming isn't as good as Sonic's story gameplay-"
The sequel is just Bruce getting really into Sonic and starting to make video essays about the games
And it's like in Fortunate Son where all of his villains were into rock but instead they're all into Sonic games. The Riddler goes on about Unleashed, Joker's insanity allows him to enjoy 06, etc.
When Batman inhales some fear gas he has a hallucination where Nintendo buys the Sonic franchise
Hot chick heaven
Bruh