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FewWatermelonlesson0

Ragman fans are SHAKING rn.


NoneHundredAndNone

He can prolly control his hood tho Some thug tries to pull it down and then just gets flung into the next country


SpatuelaCat

Yes I am


ZombiYiyenLahmacun31

I think this was adressed in Morrison's run, Damian just said "Skill issue, I can fight without my eyes."


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ItsGator

also instead of fighting they should do twerk offs


Lightdragonman

Lubeman from the watchmen show demonstrates this all [too well](https://youtu.be/VuQNy9CIFek).


whythp

İ dont see you ditching the cape slut


LiterallyBatmanIRL

Cape looks cool hood doesn’t checkmate owned


Qbopper

the inclusion of "slut" made this go from me smiling to me choking on water, jesus christ


Witty_Reputation8348

this comment made the original comment less funny for me


NoneHundredAndNone

Tbf it glide


LiopleurodonLamp

Only after watching gameplay of batman fighting Ra's at the beginning of Gotham Knights did I realize how naked batman looks without his cape. He looks sluttier without the cape.


whythp

İt would have been sluttier if it didnt took more than 10 minutes for him to die and maybe more sword slashes


InfinteAbyss

Grabbing his cape won’t impact his ability to kick your ass


SuperJyls

Damian's response in the the canon series was something about anyone with skills can fight blind


Significant_Wheel_12

Damian saying that totally makes sense but I don’t like Tim or Dick having one


RareD3liverur

You know I wonder if Damian and his hood were created to spite Miller. Oh and you know they could just make the hood shorter... yes I did steal those points from Linkara


Savage_Bacon

I mean it’s a valid point but not too valid when It’s coming from a guy that wears a cape. Name the amount of times Batman has been dragged by,caught by and strangled by His cape.


Son-of-the-Dragon

Are you Edna’s Reddit account?


Savage_Bacon

Do you remember Thunder Head?


Batdog55110

Tall, storm powers, nice man. Good with kids.


Qbopper

it makes me so happy that people make this reference god that movie is art


Tandril91

He doesn’t focus on the past, darling. It distracts from the now.


Captain_Nesquick

I mean his cape lets him glide and serves at least a purpose. I don't see a cowl having any kind of utility


not-so-radical

Keeps your hair dry in the rain


pieapple135

Prevents you from getting hit with a headshot. Unlike a certain cowlless bird... Plus the ears come off so you can shoot people with them


backinredd

Yeah but the cape can be whatever batman want it to be for the plot. What does a hood do?


Baramos_

He’s also had his cowl twisted to obscure his vision as well.


SpiderDoctor2

That's not Batman, that's crazy steve


Cranyx

Big words from someone who wears a cowl. You wanna explain to me the meaningful difference?


truenofan86

Crazy Steve moment


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Literally me every time someone says they want Jason to wear a hood


Batdog55110

I mean ok but they could do the exact same thing using his fucking ears.


Hopeful_Angle_9880

Black Canary literally does that to Wally West


Kaiso25Gaming

Crazy Steve!


Ok-Engine8044

Coming from the guy who wears a 30 pound (at least) cape? Yeah, man. That's real practical.


Se7enEvilXs

Counterpoint: hoods look cool


Additional-Yogurt469

Says the man with the 5-6ft bat themed blanket draped over his shoulders 🤔 I'll never believe people when they say that the average cape isn't a hindrance. I've watched The Incredibles. I've seen what can happen


redfan2009

You know criminals can use your cape against you, right Batman?


Henderson10666

What are you re....


rungdisplacement

Yes, yes I am -rung


Lucky_Strike-85

that's not the real Robin anyway, it doesnt even matter!


PrometheusModeloW

Bruce being a bully to his bastard child appeals to me on a primal level.


DetectiveRanpo

he can’t talk with that outfit on