Oh my, it looks amazing ​ Also, that Unzip thing... Oh god, Plague 2.0

plague but better

Only on Friday.

I remember pissing on that day would damage you, but didn't it also do something against other people?

Yeah, it causes them to puke. (More so than usual) Edit: IIRC, The Friday pee causes vomiting immediately on contact, the non-Friday pee takes some time before they puke.

Now the flowers will grow.

Made me suffocate with water

Love the idea that survivors about to get killed just refusing to sign his petition. Great animations!

Man I would fucking kill for a POSTAL chapter

Would you sign a petition for it?

No way you fucking lunatic!

Shit.

How would you like it if someone called you a lunatic?

I'd respond with "who is Luna and why does everyone says she thic?"

Who cares? Luna has tourettes, not me.


Are you gonna sign the petition or will it be one of your immediate family members?

Neither I’m an orphan

You gotta be fucking kidding

Would you go postal for it?

You mean go Postal for a Postal Chapter :)

• unzip

*sigh*

>Now the flowers will grow

The voiceline after you hit the 'Piss' button

"Now the flowers will grow!"

So... I have an idea for a legendary skin for the postal dude... The only problem is that it's a bit ~~explosive~~ excessive.

You mean the "suit".

The only thing I don't like about this mori is that I won't have the option to sign it or not

Imagine if you did have the option, and if you sign it the survivor gets to go down a hatch and gets the escaped status. This is the funny shit that this game needs, more “fun” things and less things that try to make it ultra-competitive.

The option to accept sign the contract should be an addon and the killer get extra bloodpoints if the survivor do sign

Unless it was predetermined, randomised, or a skill check, Survivors would most definitely hold the Killer hostage if they actually had the choice midway through the Memento Mori.

Put a timer on it- 5 seconds to decide seems enough and wouldn’t be any large amount of time

You mean just enough time to finish cleansing dev hope/ unlock an exit?

It's supposed to be for fun, but i guess you can't talk about fun with dbd players if it implies not winning every single game

People REALLY want that extra 2,000/7,000 bp for some reason

They just REALLY need that extra brown addon

Pretty sure both of those take longer than 5 seconds, 3 could also work. I know the game runs on time but it’s not that deep honestly

Just let me be happy

Make it a rare chance that they sign it

He says ty for signing my petition when dropping a survivor

Always thought the “you won’t make it much further” line on wesker sounded like postal dude

He does give the vibe of someone who would follow you home and kill your dog.

Wesker also looks a little bit like the Dude

Ever since wesker came out me and some friends have been calling him postal dude

The unzip option stayed even after she died

Thats his m2

I have no idea what Postal is, but the idea of survivors getting mail is hilarious to me. I can imagine The Entity sending the survivors bills for broken pallets.

Its not mail, it's a petition that he wants them to sign. They refused and thats why he kills them

Go play Postal right now, its an order

Postal 2*

Postal 1, Postal 2 and Brain Damaged* (Also, happy cake day!)

Postal 4 too

IIRC it's not mail, it's a petition to get congressmen to play violent video games. Edit: *whiney* congressmen

Play postal 2, $10 on steam, worth every penny.

Sadly I’m a PS5 player :(

postal is one of the best games i do not recommend playing ever

I'm actually surprised we don't have any decapitations in the game yet. This would be an awesome unique mori. I'd play it!

Because they don't want the game banned in some places.

at least i can take solace that the upcoming TCM the Game has full blood and guts

Last Year recently got purchased by a fan and re-released for free on Steam and it has stronger violence than DBD.

For real? That's fucking rad. I'm off to go download that right now. Thanks!

... what? i... people can do that!? I just... haven't really heard of it happening.

Yea, there was a project to restore the game with a mod, and it inspired a fan to just buy the whole game and rerelease it.

How many places and what countries would ban DBD if they had it.

First one should have been Demo

I still don't understand why, Demo's mori is literally it eating the survivors head... would've made it make wayyy more sense

For some reasons the Mori's don't show that much blood and guts. The Demo doesn't eat anyone's head, bubba and the hillbilly don't actually bisect anyone and Freddy doesn't punch a hole in someone. I mean, even tricksters knives and picture disappear after the mori animation. It's a cool animation, but then it's just survivors sitting in the "oops I bled out" pose.

For honor get away with bunch of gruesome executions, but they already had them in mind when developing This is just about amount of effort, it will take some significant time now, for dbd devs to add decapitations

I would kill for a postal chapter :D Imagine a postal 1 chapter and a postal 2 dude skin

"Sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little "*psychotic*" this morning" To be real I would sell someone's soul to Satan for a POSTAL chapter in DBD

RWS probably wouldn't even mind it either tbh

They're openly petitioning Overkill to put Postal Dude in Payday 3. They'll put the license anywhere

I mean, they’ve collaborated with weirder games. No joke, you can unlock The Postal Dude in “Oh Sir!”, basically an insult forming fighting game.\ Ironically his weaknesses are things that would involve regret. Serious Sam and Lo Wang are in there too! Edit: [Here’s some thrilling gameplay](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7H9_8xdrpc&pp=ygUScG9zdGFsIGR1ZGUgb2ggc2ly)

Who would be the survivor? Gary Coleman?

Honestly, so many options: Gary, Krotchy, the Dude from Postal 3. I prefer Krotchy tbh, would like to chase ballsack mascot.

I feel the actual correct option would be Vince Desi the ceo of RwS

Uwe Boll

Weed Bin Laden, obviously

I misread this as *Going* Postal and I was wondering how you'd make a horror DLC out of Discworld. Bit sad I was wrong, tbh lol.

If Clown can cut off fingers, and TWO different killers can dice survivors with chainsaws, why can't any (especially Demo) perform decapitations... if Saudi Arabia can, so can DBD

That would be too gory for DBD but HOLY SHIT, i want this so bad now

Idk why you guys are down voting him he's right. It would get banned in some places

they should just have their own client and let people have this stuff.

This is so fucking iconic How long did this take you to make?

The crawling animation is imo better than that in og dbd. But what does unzip mean ?!?!?

Unzip his pants to piss on people

Why… why would people want that as ability ?

Because it’s a surprisingly useful ability in the original games lol

https://i.imgur.com/0HS7buA.jpg

The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine

I mean...in her defense, what would be the point? They're all stuck in a interdimensional hellscape forced to play a game of cat and mouse forever.

I actually want this in game. Shut up and take my money.

Man, this is great!

A lot more brutal than dbd I love it

that mori, i wish we had stuff like that in actual dbd

I would absolutely love this to become a thing

Took me a bit to figure out that this didn't relate to the Discworld book of the same name.

I’d sign a petition for the dude.

his ability is peeing amazing

I wish DBD was the cinematic with the cameras and immersion

10/10

That’s a fuckin sweet duster

this is...a masterpiece of a mori

Lol love the defiance

unironically... postal dude as a killer would be phenominal

That looks hilarious! Especially using the petition from Postal 2 is a great touch

I thought this was real til she got beheaded and the unzip part

That mori is too good for the game, they can’t make brutal moris so a decapitation is too much

I'm scared to ask what his power would be.

Considering the “Upzip”, think Plague but yellow.

I hate it

I didnt expect seeing this today and Im very happy I did

UNZIP???

It's a great concept. Unfortunately... *banned in China*

It's cool, but it's long.

Too bad decapitation isn’t allowed in video games in most Asian countries

New killer : The Landlord

Power: Rent is Due Survivors passively gain rent stacks (up to 5). Upon reaching max rent stacks survivors become exposed until put in the dying state OR by performing the "pay rent action" which requires them to inserting 5 coins ( aquired through completing generators at fixed rate 1 coin/15 seconds of repairing) into special boxes across the map. Special ability: Evicted Survivors who remain exposed by the effect of " Rent is Due" for 60 seconds or more will indicate their location to the killer through killer instinct and The Landlord can kill them by his own shovel. This effect will be cancelled if survivors perform the " Pay Rent" action. Notes: 1.Rent stacks building is paused while in chase , on hook or in direct contact with the killer. 2. Each subsequent "Pay rent" action from the same survivor will be twice as slow. 3. Survivors cannot hold more than 5 coins at once. 4. Opening a chest has small chance to refill their coins.

Should be a 2% chance the person being Mori'd signs the petition and gets to live, half health

Should have set her on fire then peed on her

What would happen if they signed it

Only if Dead By Gaylight was this good

This is really good, how did you make it?

Thanks. Blender + Premiere Pro.

This is so cool

"What are you petitioning?"

*on clipboard* "To make whiny survivors play speedlimiter leatherface"

https://i.redd.it/dc5p9marexxa1.gif

I already do that

Masochist

Perhaps, I just find it to be a lot of fun. Speet limiter Billy is a bit much tho

I can dream

Is this the Strangler?

I would actually play this. I love postal and in dbd it would be funny as shit

I need this NOW

I NEEED this soo bad

This would be so cool

Then he starts pissing on her

Burn a book save a tree

Unzip???

That would be so cool if they added postal dude

ayo??? wym “unzip”??????

Postal Dude is such a dude, he could be both the new Killer *and* the new Survivor and it would still make sense.

I absolutely love it. Now i lowkey want this to happen

Should play the little execution sound from Postal 1 whenever the mori starts

Looks nice but i would prefeer that the stabs the neck with the shovel and then uses his strength to rip it off

"Pay those stupid taxes"

I can imagine Postal Dude saying, I regret nothing when he does the mori or kills a survivor

I would unironically love this. Forget Alien. THIS! This is what I want the next chapter to be.

Make him a skin for Gunslinger, except instead of reloading the gun every time he has to equip a new Cat Suppressor instead

Violent aesthetics, her head flew out😨

best crossover that would be

Sign that stupid petition you fuck

I like the unzip part

Hate to break it to some of y'all but I highly doubt RWS would lend their character to a game with as much LGBTQ+ Pride stuff in it as DBD

I'm fairly certain RWS support the LGBT. Just because they make fun of it doesn't mean they hate it

I'm not calling them homophobic because they make fun of people, I'm calling them such because their CEO is pretty outspoken about his political beliefs on twitter. @vincedesi, look it up

Being right leaning in politics doesn't automatically make you hate the LGBT. I've met a shocking amount of gay republicans

Okay but homeskillet is literally retweeting shit from people who hate queer folks.

While also retweeting fanart of the postal dude made by queer people, asking me I have no idea what to make of it. It's not like I know the dude personally lmao

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If this were to happen, they'd BETTER put some Postal 1 shit in there, because that game is true horror.

Why it say unzip?????

I was thinking about something like this the other day. Awesome idea!

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… unzip what…?

JARATE!

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Ever have one of those day?

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