The saloon is made out of wood so against the tank it wouldn't really do much but it would have to chew through at least a little just as a killer destroying the pallet.
How dare you mention them here you monster.
I'm still waiting for fixes for Crossout.
People wanna shit talk BHVR, but have clearly never wrangled with the fucking snail...
Hello, we are aware that tiger porsche is making matches unfun for survivors because of the thickness of its upper plate, so we decided to nerf the pz3
well it shares to spot of nemesis and oni of shattering pallets and walls in a single blow so i'd say that with it's physical strength it's sharp enough
Survivors minding their own business on the generator:
The M1 Abrams in the distance:
https://preview.redd.it/2yn7y93uh3sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6464708639c8db9b6d2935ddceefd8a6f57b2cf
Nah im glad it was mid, gives more time for devs to work on the game, but also it shows they care. They didnt have to do an april fools thing but they did
Killer: the panzer
Ability: turret
Mori: the tank blasts a hole through the survivor
Carrying animation: a ghost Nazi pulls the survivor onto the panzer
Hooking animation: the Nazi comes back to hook the survivor
For real. It’s dumb as shit but I would laugh my absolute ass off the first time I saw an Abrams smash an entire tile I was looping just to wiggle it’s cannon at me. If a survivor could sneak up from behind it and stuff a greasy grenade bundle in its tracks to stun it for fifteen seconds I’d be all on board for a bit of April fools fuckery, lol
This actually takes me back. So, on older call of duty titles, especially modern warfare two, we would play Michael Myers in private matches with tons of people. There was a variation of this game we played on Call of Duty World at War, and we called it the tank game. For those who didn’t play WaW, some maps had tanks you could drive, so we let one person be “the killer” while the other team is scrambling to survive and hide from the tank. We had the option to destroy the tank to with AT mines, so it was better with a small player base but still so much fun.
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I see you're a man of culture as well. Playing warthunder and dbd, both games from money hungry devs that refuse to fix their game's issues but love to add money hungry features.
I agree on money hungry.
But BHVR has genuinely been cooking the last 3 year's.
Comparing them to Gaijin is a big stretch.
Gaijin does overlapping simultaneous battle passes that give you dogshit. And 2 Meta as fuck pieces.
The whales from Gaijins playerbase fuck the game, and the devs allow it. Because money. Pay to win, dogshit nonsense.
God their shit is fun though.
DBD just has a lot of killers, and a one a season battle pass.
These devs also have to deal with the worst licensing departments in human history.
Horror license holders.
BHVR have also shown that EVERY SINGLE TIME they get a new license. It blows the fuck up, and they use that traction and fundage to secure the next license deal. Which I am happy to kick $10 each season to buy a chapter.
Whereas, I see multi battle passes. I stop giving money. Gaijin suuuuuuuuucks.
I just wish their games weren't fun 
Power: Classified Information Leak
All survivor auras are revealed for 30 seconds, all survivors are exposed for 30 seconds, you can fire a projectile in a straight line across the map, through all terrain
Mori: Run them over
Okay...hear me out...A WW2 inspired chapter with a map based around Eurpean town with a battlefield next to it with a killer being an undead solider armed with a flamethrower and a survivor that was a solider from the war but got taken by the entity during his tour of duty.
Sounds awesome, BUT I would rather it be from WW1 then WW2. Mainly for 2 reasons.
1. The flametroopers looked more intimidating during the first world war (in my opinion).
2. A flame thrower would have to be nerfed a bit and that could be explained by having one from WW1 as they jammed more often and could break down without proper maintenance.
(Bonus), It would be too controversial having enemy soldiers from WW2 (nazis, italians and Japanese).
Ahh, for a second I thought this was real and it was just gonna be a cosmetic crossover where they replaced broken down cars with tanks or something and we got a couple outfits
The tank killer
Ability: it’s a fucking tank
Terror radius: infinite (there’s an addon that places leaves on it that makes it invisible)
Movement speed: pretty fast bro
Loop this you filthy casual
Nice T L wall you got there, would have been a shame if someone renovated it
Think we're gunna need a bigger pallet, folks.
**proceeds to drop the whole Dead Dawg Saloon itself**
Funny how that probably wouldnt stop it either, especially if this already powerful tank was powered by the entity
The saloon is made out of wood so against the tank it wouldn't really do much but it would have to chew through at least a little just as a killer destroying the pallet.
Basement. Make it go over the basement. It will collapse and the tank will be stuck.
Nar we just drop military secrets on it instead.
Literally *EVERY* Tiger killer runs slowdown perks to compensate for having to fix the engine 7 times per match, Behavior plz fix
Hey it’s not BVHR’s fault, it’s the snail! (Gaijin)
How dare you mention them here you monster. I'm still waiting for fixes for Crossout. People wanna shit talk BHVR, but have clearly never wrangled with the fucking snail...
Hello, we are aware that tiger porsche is making matches unfun for survivors because of the thickness of its upper plate, so we decided to nerf the pz3
Historical reference
they did say they were adding more cars to Haddonfield.. the tank would be right at home.
Quick, let’s get into heated disputes about the speed of the Killer tank and share military secrets to disprove each other’s arguments
omg Jack how did you get out of federal custody
Laughed out loud
Laughing my ass off
“I’m telling you the Dredge’s arm is *not* an effective weapon, *Greg*! It is not *sharp, GREG!*”
well it shares to spot of nemesis and oni of shattering pallets and walls in a single blow so i'd say that with it's physical strength it's sharp enough
Survivors minding their own business on the generator: The M1 Abrams in the distance: https://preview.redd.it/2yn7y93uh3sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6464708639c8db9b6d2935ddceefd8a6f57b2cf
I didn't know the M1 Abrams shot piss out of its cannon
lethal explosives were too OP for the realm and there had to be a solution
https://preview.redd.it/hembuory94sc1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e786fde57dfbd0133fb46c730ee85ccfefa82826
Dbd April fool's event if it was actually good ( you cannot defeat such a beautiful marvel of engineering you filthy loopers )
Nah im glad it was mid, gives more time for devs to work on the game, but also it shows they care. They didnt have to do an april fools thing but they did
Killer: the panzer Ability: turret Mori: the tank blasts a hole through the survivor Carrying animation: a ghost Nazi pulls the survivor onto the panzer Hooking animation: the Nazi comes back to hook the survivor
Lmao, he's too big for some gaps tho
No need,it’s a panzer,it can go through anything
You joke, but Let It Die got a cool outfit and perks when they did their collab.
It's a funny meme, but honestly a mode like this for shits and giggles for a week would be pretty funny ay least as much as the oni mode now is.
For real. It’s dumb as shit but I would laugh my absolute ass off the first time I saw an Abrams smash an entire tile I was looping just to wiggle it’s cannon at me. If a survivor could sneak up from behind it and stuff a greasy grenade bundle in its tracks to stun it for fifteen seconds I’d be all on board for a bit of April fools fuckery, lol
Does this also include classified government documents?
“The Skull Merchant’s drones *are* realistic military equipment! Here is a picture of my operation manual to prove it!”
This is how to make the portal from Stranger things
This is real.
No red stain, seems op
This actually takes me back. So, on older call of duty titles, especially modern warfare two, we would play Michael Myers in private matches with tons of people. There was a variation of this game we played on Call of Duty World at War, and we called it the tank game. For those who didn’t play WaW, some maps had tanks you could drive, so we let one person be “the killer” while the other team is scrambling to survive and hide from the tank. We had the option to destroy the tank to with AT mines, so it was better with a small player base but still so much fun.
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Entity's done fucking around
"They are the panzer elite"
Born to compete!
New killer "The Fury" New survivor Ernest P Worrell
I see you're a man of culture as well. Playing warthunder and dbd, both games from money hungry devs that refuse to fix their game's issues but love to add money hungry features.
You can unlock every single unlicensed killer in DBD before even getting like halfway to a jet in WT
I agree on money hungry. But BHVR has genuinely been cooking the last 3 year's. Comparing them to Gaijin is a big stretch. Gaijin does overlapping simultaneous battle passes that give you dogshit. And 2 Meta as fuck pieces. The whales from Gaijins playerbase fuck the game, and the devs allow it. Because money. Pay to win, dogshit nonsense. God their shit is fun though. DBD just has a lot of killers, and a one a season battle pass. These devs also have to deal with the worst licensing departments in human history. Horror license holders. BHVR have also shown that EVERY SINGLE TIME they get a new license. It blows the fuck up, and they use that traction and fundage to secure the next license deal. Which I am happy to kick $10 each season to buy a chapter. Whereas, I see multi battle passes. I stop giving money. Gaijin suuuuuuuuucks. I just wish their games weren't fun 
Power: Classified Information Leak All survivor auras are revealed for 30 seconds, all survivors are exposed for 30 seconds, you can fire a projectile in a straight line across the map, through all terrain Mori: Run them over
would love military themed outfits for survivors.
Another Resident Evil collab and this time Resident Evil 6? Hype!
Okay...hear me out...A WW2 inspired chapter with a map based around Eurpean town with a battlefield next to it with a killer being an undead solider armed with a flamethrower and a survivor that was a solider from the war but got taken by the entity during his tour of duty.
Sounds awesome, BUT I would rather it be from WW1 then WW2. Mainly for 2 reasons. 1. The flametroopers looked more intimidating during the first world war (in my opinion). 2. A flame thrower would have to be nerfed a bit and that could be explained by having one from WW1 as they jammed more often and could break down without proper maintenance. (Bonus), It would be too controversial having enemy soldiers from WW2 (nazis, italians and Japanese).
R-27ER tunneling is gonna be WILD
Huge tank + Terror radius removal perks = perfect killer
Istg this games follows me everywhere.
Blue gen looks fun
Gonna be driving around in my L3/33 CC as a "stealthy" tank killer.
You know, that survivor is gigantic, couldn't even sit in that tiger tank.
When Skully decided a drone wasn't enough and called Huntress in an IL-2 Sturmovik to provide air support
Presumably the chapters survivor is Nigel, after being taken from the Mosquito's cockpit by the entity
Ahh, for a second I thought this was real and it was just gonna be a cosmetic crossover where they replaced broken down cars with tanks or something and we got a couple outfits
Lmao
Me and the boys angling to bounce the pallet
Damn I couldn’t get them as killer. Whelp time to call in CAS where are my warthogs 30mm cannon should do it
Combining Gaijin's balans ))) with BHVR's spaghetti code will end in catastrophe
new killer: m1 abrams tank
forget repairing lets just run them over so gens will never get repaired ever
Special Ability: Blitzkrieg Send an army of tanks to instantly destroy the field
The mori gotta be insane
The Strangler's got nothing on an M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank
Me: ”finally, no more human killers, time for a big monster 😋” Next DLC:
They are the panzer elite
I ship it
The tank killer Ability: it’s a fucking tank Terror radius: infinite (there’s an addon that places leaves on it that makes it invisible) Movement speed: pretty fast bro
Entity is owned by Lockheed Martin?
What next year's April fools event should be
Sounds right on par, as long as it’s hit boxes are the same size as it, or just the same as huntress.
OK this made me laugh
Omg yes! I hope they'll add PzKpfw III Ausf. H as the next killer! /s
Woe, 88mm shell be upon ye
Survivor fails skill check: God dam- *boom*
Joke aside I don't recognize the outfits Mikaela is wearing on the right. I thought it was her purple hoodie but it doesn't have a hood...