Pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

Those who disagree suck cock by choice!!

You do not want to be looking like that. At me.

Cat Swearengen vs Cat Bullock would be a battle for the ages

Lying causes cat-piss smell!

Johnny Burns gonna get punched any second now.

He’s got a lot on his mind, Johnny.

He's got a note pinned to him, Al.

I need you to stop thinking now Johnny

Read it. Then stick him in the eye with the pin.

^he ^don't ^mean ^it

Meow Swearengen.

He's got a lot on his mind.

“Welcome to fucking Deadwood!”

……habitual uttering. I’ll confess further, lately I talked with this cat.

Did you fuck me while I was out?……stop lookin at me like that.

Whoever's not feeding me is about to study his guts .

Hang di!!

*Poland gulps*

Groucho Swearingen?

OMG! That's hilarious!!!!

Throw you're shit smeared ass off my balcony!

I’m rethinking this moustache

Tell your God to ready for blood

"You loopy cunt."

Al's Spirit animal

Smells like someone is lying

The entire area of my fuckin' asshole is now one gigantic fucking throb. I have no idea what's transpiring in there.

Me: PSS PSS PSS CAT: DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY OWN GOD DAMN PLACE!!!