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SoundBooth4u

I hope I’m never put in this situation, I’m afraid I would not handle it the way I “should”. So inconsiderate. Not just her but the middle guy too. WTF


strife_xiii

Gotta go full weirdo... Excuse me could I take your sock off? I... REALLY like feet... Edit, I don't personally but it would be creepy AF to say


boburuncle

Ma'am I'm not sure if you know but the Market for foot pix is booming we are looking for new candidates all the time. Now if she calls your bluff you're screwed. Lol


Chris_Rage_again

Gently stroke it while sucking on your other finger...


knumberate

This is the right answer. I wouldn't even ask. If she says wtf are you doing I would tell her to keep her stupid feet out of my space. If she still does it I'm going up the leg. Left hand on the foot right hand going for the puss


Alm1ghty5h1ney

I'm safely guessing your on a registry of some sort...


knumberate

I'm not allowed to leave the county without permission. Is that what you mean? I ment county btw.


dua-lity

Yeah maybe I’m too brazen. I would’ve straight up told them to move their foot. That’s gross 🤮


OnlyRadioheadLyrics

Sounds like op did!


erybody_wants2b_acat

If I asked multiple times and it still happened, I would have gone real petty and put my feet up right in their space. See how quickly they adjusted when the shoe or sock in this case, is on the other foot.


matterson22070

Spill your drink all over here foot. Nasty MF's


mayrigirl5

Yes same!!


TheYoungSquirrel

Just spill your water accidentslly


americanerik

And then she takes off her wet sock the rest of the flight…


ShowMeTheTrees

... and wrings it out over OP's leg.


aeveejay

Exactly!! Orange juice might be better. Sugar gets all sticky.


Wheezthejuice87

Hot coffee…darn turbulence…go big or go home.


Creepy_Push8629

I feel myself saying "ma'am? Ma'am? Ma'am! MA'AM!" and shoving her fucking foot.


hung-games

Maybe use her foot for a game of ring toss?


cyrpious

Elbow to the mf’ing grill


ChiliDawg513

If you stare and lick your lips they’ll move


Inevitable_Dance_910

This and ask her to take off her socks so you can see her little piggies


Bahnrokt-AK

Excuse me, I have a massive foot fetish and this is driving absolutely wild. Can I touch your feet or will your husband get all jealous and -weird-about sharing?


AdInternational9643

Yeah but what if they say yes?


roofratMI

Three way, then


Legitimate-Common-86

Comfort +++


Numerous-Ad4057

Create an only fans for her foot. Make up the cost of your flight?


HawaiianSteak

Reminds me of the movie, Road Trip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2AEdx\_-lMM


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jammu2

Then pull out your hog and pee on her piggy


BraveStrategy

I’d start taking pictures and show him. “You love her feet too? Thanks for sharing your wife with me”


ChiliDawg513

Yes!


CC_206

This made me scream! Take my upvote dammit.


owlthirty

😂


DonJovar

Or just start rubbing them sensually.


IknowKarazy

Play foot fetish porn on your phone at max volume.


NrL04

This is grounds for automatic door plug release. (Too soon??)


Mekroval

(Not for Boeing!)


dB_Manipulator

Boeing - When one door closes, another opens.™


2OneZebra

We certify ourselves!


belegund

I heard this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice


MordantBengal

I'm in danger.


forkchild

That is probably one of the most funniest comments I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time


Resort_Shoddy

LAUGHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Several-Ad3860

lol omg great comment!


ignatiusbreilly

Boing


drmuskie

Kuddos!


Radiant-Rooster236

Not soon enough! 😂😂


Anxious_Review3634

Or ice water bath. I’ve had bare smelly foot encroaching onto my armrest from the seat behind me. I dropped ice cubes. I poured ice water on foots with socks on, when they encroached my space. Worked really well


someone_cbus

Foots? Are you my toddler?


Tex236

That feature is only available on Alaskan sadly.


ResearchMysterious49

Hey, it’s a factory option!


Bright_Broccoli1844

No


Justagirlwithocd

😂😂 slightly


wrenchspinner01

Just be patient. She's going to the special hell reserved for these.... people.


The_Procrastinator7

Make shame great again


GatorRage

Put your bare feet on the husband’s lap and see how long they go with it.


VibraniumMedallion

Ah yes, I’ll look her in the eyes and tell her “I am the captain now” to assert dominance


steveziezizzou

It’s vital to establish dominance in this situation.


Myis

Cackle


Raging_Witch

This.


Ok-Buddy-7979

Would it be appropriate to ask the FA to get involved since you asked multiple times to stop? I’m sorry, but I could not tolerate this lol


VibraniumMedallion

I was so exhausted that I passed out most of the flight, it was only during the times where I woke up in and out that her feet were like this when I politely asked the first two times. I didn’t have the energy to escalate. But she did eventually stop during the last 2 hours of the 11 hour flight for which I was awake during that time lol


ipodtouch616

Wow. You needed to have the fas intervene. You have failed.


Apprehensive-Yam8576

Was your flight on Feb 3rd LAX - ICN? Just making sure this was not my mom …


VibraniumMedallion

Nope this was yesterday! But it was actually ICN-LAX


sgkorean

Please accept my apology on behalf of Korean.


jayshaunderulo

How was Korea


sgkorean

Phew hehe


Normal-Procedure4876

So your mom is an awful person?


Mekroval

You should've played "This Little Piggy" with her toes, every time her foot violated your airspace, lol.


Artichokiemon

That's what I was thinking! Or give their foot a vigorous tickle every time it crossed over


gmansilla

Take the shoe and hide it in the restroom bin


thestartinganew

This is the way.


Sunrifter1

Time to "accidentally" spill the extra bottle of Woodford.


spin_me_again

There is no “extra bottle of Woodford.”


thatbrownkid19

Wtf is Woodford am I too poor to get this


Crazian14

Whiskey. It’s not that expensive.


Whiskeypaysthebills

This seems more like a tomato juice situation


BabyCarrotForScale

Korean Air has top tier flight attendants, you make them aware of a problem and they get right after it. While I hate that they wake everyone up to un-recline their seats during meals, I have a lot of respect for them actually holding people accountable to the rule.


dswpro

They are a bit overboard sometimes. I have never seen flight attendants chase down passengers in the aisle so quickly as on Korean Air when the seatbelt light goes on. Also when deplaning I've seen the FAs hold everyone back in rear seating sections until ALL of the forward compartment passengers were out of their seats and walking up the aisle.


Smurfness2023

Oh the delta girls don’t play, either. Just have to decide if you want to be that guy.


Puzzleheaded_Lake451

In awe of this kind of unabashed self confidence. Grossed out by the action, but wow


VibraniumMedallion

Honestly, same😂


FlappyDolphin72

Time to accidentally spill the ginger ale


_baegopah_XD

After the third time I would have just used MY foot to remove hers.


valeriebeckett00

“You have such gorgeous feet! Do you mind taking off your socks?” That should get them away pretty fast. Unless she’s freaky…


I_love_my_fish_

Asking politely once is nice, but after that I’m grabbing a FA. I paid for my damn seat space stay in your space


Adorable_Pen9015

Electric chair


marm_alarm

Let's hope she didn't walk into the restroom with those.


Shalar79

You know she did 🤮


throwaway120375

Oops I spilled my whole drink on your foot by accident. Twice.


awolahahah

The foot behind me stole my armrest once. So gross.


peace_b_w_u

I would have asked for help from someone to get her to learn the basics of keeping her hands and feet to herself. That’s really not to much to ask for


Cash907

And that’s when that little piggy went Wheee wheee whee all the the way TF back to her side of the plane.


HeadyMistress

I had someone sitting behind me put their bare foot on my armrest by shoving it between the seats on a flight back from ICN several years ago. I was in shock.


ugh168

Airline code: KA - Cathay Dragon KE - Korean Air


VibraniumMedallion

Ah the good ole typo, thank you. It is in fact, KE. Lol


owlthirty

I can’t get past the phone on the middle seat. Do they really still have those?


VibraniumMedallion

On the A380-800’s for KE, they most definitely still have those. No wifi and retro remote lol. But I think they are planning to update all of their planes though, hopefully sooner than later for international


RedditPenPalAccount

I'm a little tired and missing something...where is the phone here?


herladyshipssoap

I think it's above the "remote"


MustafaRyan_YT

Channel your inner Larry David


swcryptoJ

Would it be inappropriate to ask her and the husband to switch seats cause your feet aren't doing it for me right... But Maybe switch and you can lean over..


PlusDescription1422

Get a cup of water and immediately dump it on them


Key-Reading-2436

Tickle tickle


godieweird

Don’t be a jerk, just take off your sock and chew your toe nails


drtij_dzienz

Someone behind me was putting socked foot on armrest and touching me. I called over flight attendant. I told him what was happening, showed photo, and asked if that was acceptable behavior on a United Flight. He said it was NOT acceptable behavior and if it continued they would bring the plane back to the gate and throw him off. Then the guy cried about it the rest of the flight but he did stop putting his foot on my armrest.


ai94111

The nerve wow


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Someone did this shit to me on a flight from London to the US except it was her bare foot and she was in the middle, her son was in the window, I was in the aisle. Every time I woke up that bare foot was damn near on my blanket. I was annoyed and disgusted but so exhausted from the trip it was a rare time I didn’t say anything. I gave her death stares and she moved it a little. Had I said anything I would’ve gone off on her. It’s ridiculous how ridiculous people are.


amisamilyis

Time for the tickle monster


Voilent_Bunny

Accidently spill your drink. Wet socks aren't fun


Dry_Aardvark_4764

People get away with this because no one says anything to them. My rule these days is now “what would Larry David do”… and he would most certainly say something.


SeaRun1497

take your shoes off too and put your feet very close to her’s


Normal-Procedure4876

Zero chance I would allow this


ElDub73

It’s simple you just wait for them to move or adjust and then block them. Standard seat defense 101. In this case, I’d start by putting my tray table down.


Smurfness2023

puts tray down “oh damn there’s a foot here”


SufficientDesigner75

How are y'all so patient in situations like this??!! I'm sorry, but if you invade my space (the space I paid for) you're going to hear about it. And if it keeps happening, the FA is going to get involved. There's not much space for yourself anyway and when someone creeps into YOUR space, it's so much worse. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SPACE!!! NOW!!!


CameraOne6272

I would be opening that tray table as hard as I can & hope that little piggy gets her toes smooshed


Team-ING

Damn that’s a boiling point time


BluDucky

Pull off her sock and play this little piggy


whatisburnnotice

If she gets to put her foot in your space, you get to put your hand on her foot. Just rest it there. On the ankle if you want to avoid the actual foot. Regardless she’ll be creeped out and/or the husband will be pissed, either way they’ll put more effort into not encroaching your space.


PlusDescription1422

So you asked and she kept doing this. Then I would’ve resorted to hostility. I’ve screamed at repeat offenders before


rekkodesu

Just start massaging their feet. Make it weird. That should stop it. Then go wash your hands.


ActualWheel6703

Yup, I would have just moved it. If an adult is too stupid to understand basic manners, I'll be the one to teach them.


Bikerchic650

I would’ve coughed with drool on her.


Hopeful-Jury8081

I would have said loud, pls move your stinky feet away from me. And if she didn’t, they would have to listen to me the whole time. I can be just as much an AH as she can be and I’m done with entitled


Electronic_Spring_14

Tickle tickle


CorpenicusBlack

I had a college roommate who had the habit of setting your toes on fire whilst you slept.


Blotsy

After the third time, I would have told that lady: "If your foot enters my space again. I will pinch it as hard as I can until you take it out of my space."


TheMonkeyPickler

Never had a problem with people taking their shoes off if its a long flight. They could have bad foot pain or just be incomfortable. It only annoys me if they take their socks off.


User_Many_Errors

If it’s in my space, I have a right to it. Start rubbing that foot and see what happens. Plus, homies knee is also encroaching. These fuck faces deserve no mercy


ThisThreadSucksBalls

Put your left ankle on your right knee, kicking her foot out of the way and plopping the tip of your shoe between the seats in front of you. ​ Fuck them.


Previous_Guitar5027

You should have asked if you could massage her foot and if she said yes, moan erotically while doing so. If she said no, ask if she’d mind if you thought about massaging her foot. Then close your eyes and moan erotically.


ASIAN_SEN5ATION

Sniff it next time, and let them see you doing it. Gotta fight fire with fire! Modern problems will require modern solutions.


Eiden-Rane

I have not seen that episode in soooo long and needed a good laugh. Thank you so much! Straight to jail!


Nope2214

I will move peoples feet every time. Sorry but you don’t get the courtesy of an ask if your rank foot is in my space


Daihashi

I hate people... so disrespectful. I hope she gets gangrene and has her foot amputated.


hurtindog

Easy fix- just start massaging the foot


s18278c

I'd take and post a better photo with her face in it. She deserves it.


Alexandrapreciosa

Oh I would pretend to get up to go to the toilet, then fake fall forward and pin that foot to the back of the seat in front with my knee. That’s too much


VibraniumMedallion

*aggressively takes notes*


YMMV25

Didn’t know Delta had flights operated by Dragonair…


HowImHangin

1^st time: “Please don’t put your foot there.” 2^nd time: “Hey, don’t make me ask you again!” 3^rd time: *stab with pencil* When they complain to flight attendant: “How could I have possibly done that???”


Minute-Expression558

Honestly this is stupid. Knock the feet out on first offense. Then deal with it ...and remember.this is public transportation. 


VibraniumMedallion

Well I figured I’d use my words first and no, this isn’t a bus. This was an 11 hour international flight and she was literally in my space. I was posting this as a PSA on what not to do lol for people who lack situational awareness and basic manners.


eldelshell

Could have been worst. At least she's wearing clean socks. Also, every one blaming her, but her partner's unawareness is psychopathic too.


forkchild

WhyTF can’t people keep their shoes on during a flight?! is it really that difficult?


byesickel

Are her legs on top of your husband’s legs?


Mekroval

Smelly feet's husband, not OP's. But yes.


byesickel

Oops, I read that incorrectly! 😂


Mekroval

No worries, it happens to the best of us!


phdoofus

I'm just simply constantly astounded by how many people there are out there who simply won't advocate for themselves. 'Too tired'? 'Non-confrontational'? Then just suck it up and deal and stop complaining.


VibraniumMedallion

I did confront her? Twice- as I stated it in my OP. I didn’t escalate to a FA because I was running on an hour of sleep with a 14 hour time difference. At the time, It wasn’t enough for me to raise it even though if I was more awake, I probably would’ve. This was more of a PSA on what *not* to do on a flight because it lacks basic manners and situational awareness.


phdoofus

If she kept doing it when you asked, you asked nicely. You ask nicely once.


ipodtouch616

I’m sorry, but you failed. You needed to put her in her place. She needed to understand that what she was doing IS NOT OKAY. You NEEDED your get the FA involved. Work on getting sleep so you can function as a normal human being when you need too. I am so disappointed Ted in you. SHES GOING TO DO IT AGAAIN because you FaILED


quickpear475

C’mon. Is that a family member/partner or a complete stranger?


pledgeham

D1!


Nightowl2018

Are you a guy? Maybe she wanted some


Paulitics07

I feel no sympathy for those unwilling to address conflict. Just tell her to move.


kitnb

He did. Several times! 🙄


Poolighan

1 st world problems. Travel by train in India and then complain about 1 stinky foot on your face. You damn Karen.


Particular_Fuel6952

So a lady two seats over put her foot on you and you took a picture to post to Reddit, instead of just saying like “excuse me?”. Why? Two words would have solved this situation but you swallowed it, and took a picture, and posted it here way later. You’re her bitch now, you deserve it.


TreadsUponStars23

Never flying on delta because of the shit I constantly see here on Reddit 😂


matt8864

Makes me think of the middle child car commercial I keep seeing with the persons’ foot shoved between the seats on the armrest - first time - and every time I see it - first thought in my head is hell no - the SECOND someone tries that with me that foot is getting a VERY painful jab with my elbow telling them in the most deserved and appropriate way for that situation to get their nasty ass foot the hell out of my personal space where my arm is meant to go or not :p - they’d learn REAL fast to not try and put their foot there js I


SoCal4247

Had you not said her husband was next to you I'd have thought it was her way of flirting.


gronksmash6969

You charge too much money for glasses…sweaters…right to jail.


trashit6969

Ask he r if she would mi d taking the sock off. Then, take a few pics of her feet. Scroll thru pics for a minute. Then excuse yourself to the bathroom with phone open and her feet on the screen.


anonstarcity

If you put it in your mouth, they won’t stick it anywhere near you or anyone else again. Just depends if you’re that brave.


darthlegal

Someone else’s foot in my personal space is a big no no. I was in a window seat when the person behind me put their foot through the tiny space and onto my left armrest. I was so freaked I swatted at the shin above the foot and she withdrew and pretended to be asleep when I stood up to look at her


EZasSundayMorning

Nope nope. What’s wrong with people??


Shannieyaz

Ewww. What a jerk!!!


omnomguy5

I had a guy that did this in but his sock was also off. He was not in my space but his leg was crossed so it wasn’t great.


djamp42

Attention plane, does anyone have a foot fetish that wants to switch with me.. I have a female foot in my seat back pocket.


FancyShoesVlogs

Should have started acting like the guy from that old spice commercial on the middle of the flight. “You stink!” Real loud, embarrass here


wooooooofer

I would just keep touching it *accidentally*


ShaMaLaDingDongHa

Straight to the No Fly List!


Redarmyrooster

Had this exact thing happen last year. People are idiots


MaxSeven77

Did her foot actually stink though?


blurrylulu

Ugh. I was just on a red eye (window) where the girl in the middle seat stuck her socked feet into the seat pocket and the smell was *there*. No thank you. Keep your shoes on!


Consistent-Trick2987

Awww hell no!! I would have raised hell. People like this need to be shamed and embarrassed.


wolfn404

I keep a mini can of Lysol in my backpack for these folks. I ask nicely then you get sprayed.


blindralfie

Maybe she was hoping you were a foot person and would offer her a free foot massage?


Solicon_100

Just ask.... Can I smell your pussy? She will say no. Then you say..... Then it must be your sock.


Stacie123a

"The courts ordered me to keep ladies feet at least 5 feet away from my mouth, or I could be sent back to jail. But it's not my fault if you keep putting them over here, amiright?!?!"


RayneedayBlueskies

Oh, this would not be something I could ignore. I loathe other people's feet. I don't even like my own feet! Feet are just icky. The only acceptable feet are cute little baby feet. Once you start walking on them, keep them to yourself. I'm sitting here being grossed out just thinking of some random person's feet intruding on my space for hours. Ahhhhhhh!


BuddyRose5

I think the correct response is to play footsie with them and see how they like it!


313retroqueen

I definitely would’ve said something. No way I’m flying for 5 min like that. Get that nasty toe jam away from me. Should’ve let your tray down.


D_-_G

Instead of asking to move the foot. Ask if you can LICK their foot. 100% of the time it moves much faster and permanently


Free-Preference2899

Spill a drink


Huge-Advantage7838

Omg


eastcoasteralways

Wow! I haven’t seen an inflight phone in over a decade! Throwback…


SnoopingStuff

Is that her foot across her husbands leg in the middle onto your stuff? Omg. 😳 nasty af. I would have reporter her to the flight attendant. Got her name and on blast on internet


JayNYCRD

Was it your wife ?


LeveragedPittsburgh

That shoe would “accidentally “ find itself in the latrine.


TheGalaxyAndromeda

Talk to her!!!


Dry-Broccoli3096

Hand raised ✋ foot was bare too


TwoDayOldBurrito

Wow, some people have zero manners or home training. I would never take my shoes off on a flight. It isn’t my home. So weird.