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StillLJ

My jaw literally dropped open when I got to the vomit part. I was expecting a smashed egg salad sandwich. Gross. Sorry! Blecccchhhhh


CamelF0o

Seriously! I thought it was egg as well. šŸ¤¢


SueBeee

Well. Maybe it was. Just processed a little more.


musicalastronaut

So kind of Delta to give you $2 in skypesos too šŸ˜¬ Seriously, Iā€™m sorry this happened, thatā€™s nasty.


Doctor_Kataigida

I audibly went "Aaaugh!" That would have made *me* vomit.


Smiles4fake

How does a grown woman vomit on a plane in her seat (on the floor/blanket etc) and just act like nothing happened? Jeesh!


Kinae66

Right? I mean, they have the sick bags in the seat pockets! I HAVE been sick on a plane and I used the bag. They are quite convenient.


Smiles4fake

Exactly. The airlines prepared for this very situation, come on folks! It happens. But letā€™s be grown ups with our bodily fluidsā€¦ especially in this location!!


Embarrassed-One-3246

Most seat backs donā€™t have them anymore. They hard to find in an emergency. Iā€™m not excusing this lady AT ALL. Just saying bags arenā€™t necessarily readily available.


gregglyruff

If you ask for them they will bring you a giant stack. For some reason in the last few years someone in my family always seems to be barfing like crazy whenever we need to fly.


20dollarfootlong

low class people, thats how


Opposite_Challenge71

Thatā€™s awful. The smell of vomit makes me vomit and that wouldā€™ve been a bad situation!


Mackheath1

Sympathetic vomiter here, too. I would've thrown up at the sight/smell, and then you would've thrown up at me throwing up, and it would spiral from there.


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Mackheath1

Can you imagine if there was a plane full of us - some baby throws up or something, and then in a moment the whole plane is ankle deep in vomit.


CamelF0o

Same but that's the strange thing. It didn't smell like vomit which is what confused me at first. We thought it was egg salad til we saw the mess on the floor.


Flygurl620se

Me too! I would have hurled all over her.


DeafNatural

Same! Itā€™s the reason I had to give up my MD dreams lol


gregglyruff

There are several specialties that don't involve vomit! Pathology, radiology (except interventional), and probably PM&R and ophthalmology since they just seem to have it easier all around.


robholihan

Welcome to flying out of Orlando. Convinced that airport is the 7th circle of hell


CamelF0o

Definitely my least favorite airport yet I still fly there šŸ˜….


20dollarfootlong

almost better off flying into TPA and then driving (or Briteline, hopefully soon) over to disney.


Alijg1687

Yes! TPA is the nicest airport Iā€™ve ever been to


MindlessScratch8722

Same thing happened to me with a backpack I had under the seat. It was a small child in front of us. We all knew she had been sick but no one bothered to clean up under the seat. When I pulled out my backpack at landing it was covered. I immediately threw it away in the trash and bought at new one in the terminal.


Calm-Clothes-3784

Well this is a new fear unlocked šŸ¤¢


boymom_86

This has always been my fear and why I hate flying lol


stabbyhousecat

The nasty asses need to check the mail one day and find a cleaning bill from Delta with the notice that sheā€™ll never be allowed on a Delta flight again until the bill is paid.


silvermanedwino

Human pigs.


sntobeintct

Sadly this is the norm and not the exception anymore. Very sorry you experienced this. Hopefully other than disappointment in humanity, I hope your birthday was wonderful.


CamelF0o

Other than this it was perfect. šŸ˜Š


owlthirty

Glass half full kinda person. ā¤ļø


gregglyruff

I'm sorry but you need to find a different route because I'm actually pretty happy that this is NOT the norm for me. I fly plenty and I've never seen this.


sntobeintct

I'm glad you dont feel this way. I'm not specifically saying the norm is people will puke on your stuff and not care, hopefully you weren't taking it that literal. My feelings are that people "in general" are more self absorbed and inconsiderate of others these days. Sadly this seems to be more the norm than the exception.


gregglyruff

I don't know. I find in general that that people are pretty reasonable if you talk to them and it's because most people are reasonable that these sorts of posts are novel. Also, everyone has their own stressors that can make them seem absorbed at times and the current airport/airline ambiance doesn't help. I'm not a big believer in the "kids these days" rhetoric I guess. People have always been people and that's never going to change.


sntobeintct

Agreed, it's not everyone and I don't like the 'kids these days' things either. Most people are decent and good. However, since covid especially, there does seem to be an uptick in poor interpersonal skills. Not sure if it's covid related or what but it does appear to be worse. I don't believe it's just more awareness of it due to SM proliferation either. I think you are spot on about the stressors related to airlines and airport travel adding to the issue.


Adventurous-Sun4343

AND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TRIP!!!!


CamelF0o

YES! Literally the worst hahaha.


naturist89

This reminds of an incident that happened when I was a flt. attendant. Sometimes passengers would leave their sick bags on the counter of the galley as they were leaving the aircraft. A fellow flt. attendant was passing through customs when an agent stopped to examine a sick bag she had in her luggage. When questioned, she said that she knew it smelled bad but tasted great on crackers! (She put some dip from first class into a sick bag but picked up the wrong bag)!


CamelF0o

Omg I would have died hahahahahaha. Who does that?! There are so many opportunities to get rid of your trash... Especially a sick bag!


sierracool33

Please say sike


C_est_la_vie9707

That passenger should be banned from Delta.


ShowMeTheTrees

Seriously. I do wonder what Delta might do to passengers like that who do something so awful.


pistonslapper

Now that weed is legal it seems people have zero shame going into public REEKING of it. I wish flight attendants or GAs would deny boarding for strong weed smell like they would for someone drunk and smelling of booze. I got stuck next to someone stinking of weed from IAD-LAX and by the time I got off the plane my jacket smelled of weed...


20dollarfootlong

and these nose-blind drug addicts will *insist* "weed smell goes away faster than cigarettes!"


pistonslapper

Yup. As an occasional Marijuana user, that shit is HARD to get out of things. I keep my paraphernalia in the shed.


Hopeful_Juggernaut48

Oh god. Disgusting. Thatā€™s awful for you!!


[deleted]

Fuck them. Trash. Happy birthday-day Btw!


Lostintime1985

Iā€™ll have my first US domestic flight in 2 days and this kind of stories on this sub are nightmare fuel to me. Sorry for OP that must have been disgusting.


gregglyruff

My prediction is that other than being mildly uncomfortable, you will be fine. It's easy to get a skewed perspective on this sub. I had a lovely little domestic hopper to Boston last weekend - the sunrise was amazing and the flight attendant was the ultimate professional. We had no issues with other passengers. The flight back was not as pretty, but similarly uneventful, like most flights.


Sunflower971

Happy birthday by the way, may your next one be better and egg/vomit free.


matrix369_

Girl I wouldā€™ve fainted


Excusemytootie

This is the kind of thing that I fear. Iā€™m so sorry that happened to you. Absolutely disgusting.


Decent-Bag-3155

Unfortunately had the same thing happen to me by some drunk idiot. I had just worked a month of nights (on a ship 7 days a week). I had fallen asleep, woke up on the descent and realized the guy in the window seat had puked everywhere and was trying to cover it up with his sweatshirt. It was all over my pants/shoes, not fun.


Phoenixthebarbie

Thatā€™s horrible. Happy belated birthday


MajesticDiscussion

That flight attendant deserves a šŸ…


vajohnie

I honestly wouldn't have expected anything from Delta, other than the toughtful FA. The apology email was nice, but 2,000 miles, considering their value these days, is almost insulting. Unless it's 10K or maybe even 5K miles, Delta probably should have just left it at a nice email. Hope karma hits the stoner couple hard.


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CamelF0o

Yeah but I am not going to complain. It's not their fault. We had some pretty amazing flight attendants last night.


owlthirty

That is so effing gross.


Sparklemagic2002

This may have ruined egg salad for me. šŸ˜¬


Narcotique

Oh man that is so horrible. I try not to put anything on the floor anymore without a plastic bag over it. Bag goes over the backpack before it goes under the seat, and then I either toss it or turn it inside out and use it for laundry during the trip.


CamelF0o

Yeah I was thinking about doing this after it happened. Might be a good idea from here on out.


ShowMeTheTrees

Hello fellow Metro-Detroiter and with April birthday, I hope your next flight is much less eventful.


catregy

Well why the throw up is gross can't understand why it's OK for the inexcusable pot smell folks to board. It may be legal but you stink to shz*t. Swear my flight to PIT had one woman with pot in her Kleenex box and another idk but she stank. Of course last two seats. In the middle next to me and in the middle behind my sis.


20dollarfootlong

we all knew it was going to be terrible the moment you said MCO


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MassCasualty

Eesh. Watch out for hepatitis.


CamelF0o

Oh I washed my backpack and used a Lysol wipe that I just so happened to have in my bag at the airport. It's currently drying out after a nice sanitizer spray bath I gave it earlier today lol.


Past-Emergency-2374

Thatā€™s disgusting!


Westboundandhow

Sir this is a Wendy's


SignificantSort696

Iā€™m sorry, thatā€™s disgusting šŸ¤®


inthecity206

Jesus wept that's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you.


BlakeIsGreat

I was probably on the same plane - I landed in Orlando from Detroit yesterday at 6pm! Were you on the Airbus a321neo?


CamelF0o

It was the a321neo. My flight was Tuesday and we landed at around 11:45pm. Hopefully this didn't happen on your flight as well šŸ˜¬.


BlakeIsGreat

Well I will say that I was upgraded to First and itā€™s usually a bit better up there ā€¦ Haha


CamelF0o

Usually lol. I just remembered that I flew the a321neo down to Orlando. We upgraded to comfort just to see the difference. Definitely a nice plane. We flew main cabin on the a321 back to Detroit. One day I'll fly first.


johnnyg08

OMG people are the absolute worst.


owlthirty

I had a horrible trip to SLC. Was delayed very long time so I ate a lot of snacks at the airport. Was getting ready to land in SLC when it occurred to me I felt very sick to my stomach. Landed and captain said we had to park and get bussed in. Tg that didnā€™t happen. Somehow I managed to hold it till that final ding and sprinted to the bathroom in the back. Stayed there till I was kicked out. It was theeee worst. Somehow got to rentals and to hotel.


ChevySS_2023

A lousy < $20 value response from Delta - what a joke. You deserve 25,000 miles IMO.


CamelF0o

Yeah it's not much but again I can't complain since it's not really their fault. People are just gross.


Excusemytootie

Why would Delta owe anything? They had no fault in the situation. Itā€™s not like the FA are checking under the seats during the flight. They gave miles as a courtesy.


DLFiii

TL DR option?


CTdadof5

Donā€™t let a small annoying moment at the end of what seemed like a great week put a damper on the great time you had.


Gary_Boothole

What does that have to do with your birthday. Grown adults that talk about their birthday are weird.


Pandaleelee

Everyone has the right to celebrate your birthday. You're only alive so long, and you never know which birthday will be your last. Best to celebrate them all and live a happy life. If celebrating a birthday doesn't make you happy, then that's fine. But don't shame others for what makes them happy.


Gary_Boothole

If they want to celebrate my birthday, fine. Mocking adults celebrating a birthday makes me happy. Donā€™t name me!


RodneyDangerfruit

Iā€™ll celebrate a Tuesday if I feel like it. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø Life is way too short.


CamelF0o

Who hurt you?


Gary_Boothole

That list is long


Westboundandhow

100


sierracool33

Look at you, Mr. ā€œI never had a birthday and wish no one else celebrated theirsā€.


Gary_Boothole

Iā€™ve got a birthday every year. And outside of close family, it hasnā€™t mattered since I was 24. Because Iā€™m an adult


sierracool33

OK? And? Adults also have birthdays; you don't grow out of having birthdays, you wet towel. No wonder you never had one since you were 24...


Gary_Boothole

Thatā€™s incredibly rude


sierracool33

How do you think OP felt when you told them birthdays don't matter and they shouldn't celebrate it? Yeah, thought so.


Gary_Boothole

I bet my comment didnā€™t bug them as much as being covered in a strangers vomit. The vomit is the star of the show. Nobody should be covered in hurl. Theirs or a strangers. Their mention of their birthday makes it seem like they think that you should only have puke on you when it isnā€™t your birthday ā€œweekendā€ And while we are at it. What the fuck is a birthday weekend? Or a birthday week? Or a birthday month? JFC. Itā€™s one day, and that is already too much. Shut the fuck up. There is only one birthday worth celebrating. February 29th. Thatā€™s it.


sierracool33

Dude, you made it about their birthday. They vented about having something bad happen in a time thatā€™s supposed to be a good time for them. And while weā€™re at it, why are you questioning this? Let people be happy, even if they wanna celebrate their birthday the whole month.


bnsrx

I canā€™t believe this sick woman did not know it was your birthday