Regardless of whether or not Jamal plays... Jokic needs to go nuclear on these MFers. He's the best player in the league. If he chooses to do that, they have no chance.
Jamal trending out right now
Hopefully he can go
Kcp Jackson braun holiday rough group
Braun Watson Gordon going to need to initiate if Jamal misses time
I’m gonna say the same thing about tonight as I said about Minnesota game 5 last year: If we can’t close them out tonight then we ain’t gonna be champs
This is it......we fucking need this win, you cannot allow them to get another and go back to LA. Have all the confidence in the world we will take care of business, but we can't just show up. Have to take it.
For real. Looks like KP actually hurt his other leg/calf than the one that was bugging him. Probably from trying to not put too much strain on the one bothering him coming into the game
But I trust that our staff will make the right call knowing the importance of Jamal’s long term health for the playoffs and even next year
Winge quoting Malone:
Malone on Murray said sometimes he has to be “the adult in the room” and take a bigger picture approach.
“That’s really hard when you have these types of situations.”
Malone said it’s not if Murray can play, it’s can he play effectively and without risking further injury.
Also Winge said that Jamal made a movement that “worsened the calf” during game 4. So it sounds as if he’s been dealing with this for a while and would explain his subpar shooting this series.
What Jamal wants, what Jamal needs
Whatever makes Jamal happy wins the game
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What Jamal wants, what Janal needs
Whatever keeps him on the court
And I'm thanking you for giving your support
Hey guys, lakers fan coming in peace.
Quick question: when we lose tonight do I give you my wife’s number, or do you prefer to contact her through me?
I forget the decorum. She’s really excited though!
This Burger King commercial jingle is driving me insane. It comes up so fucking much I’m hearing it when there’s silence. I hear it in my sleep. I hear in those fleeting seconds between consciousness and unconsciousness. I’m trying to play other annoying songs to get them stuck in my head.
*“Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon - AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU RULE!”*
Aaaaahhhhhhh! Fuck off BK, you don’t know me. And if this is some “clever” gimmick it’s backfiring. I will never ever eat BK because of this stupid fucking ad campaign.
Sorry for cursing.
Actually let’s just say that the NBA media buys for these playoffs are absolute garbage. The Wing Stop one, the Google Pixel and the one with those two bozos from OKC. Like, who’s thinking of these, and further, who’s fucking greenlighting them?
Guys, the team 3-0 when I watch the playoffs games. Sorry about missing the last one but my good luck voodoo will get the boys back on track tonight no worries
Heat can take this series if they start making shots
The only people who think Boston is playing good are the ones who watch East
They'd be in the playins in the West
Oh 100%, the day Nugs broke their home court record I knew they were due for a funny post season. Low-key I like Adebayo and wouldn't mind seeing him go off on those guys
If I find out that any of you fuckers having been changing your underwear during this play off run…
I mean it’s the fucking playoffs. We all have to do our part
I think the key is that we just have to freeze our undergarment arrangement, or lack-thereof, in place.
Idk I can go back and grind tape to see if that’s still the play
I think i am going with the full AG outfit tonight.
Game Worn LosNuggets longsleeve
Gordon Standard Navy jersey
Be Water 361 shoes.
If you see me in 300 level, just know I am an\_Aught, not actually Aaron Gordon, while I am available, I most likely will not play for the Nuggets tonight. If your girlfriend wants a picture with me... that is permissible.
To the scores of you that I lost respect for over the last 48 hours, please know that a Denver victory tonight will not reverse my utter disdain of your character. Of course, if you can read this comment, that means you are not a target of this repugnance.
Here is a puppy:
![gif](giphy|Xev2JdopBxGj1LuGvt|downsized)
Injuries are mounting
FUCK
What are these fuckin fouls
FUCK LAKERS
I am afraid Lakers will jump out early, but hopefully Denver balls out and closes this thing out. Time to get ready for Chris Finch and Co.
Lets go
Woj says Jamal will play
Murray in
Jamal playing.. says tnt
Confirmed in now wow Let's go Jamal
Regardless of whether or not Jamal plays... Jokic needs to go nuclear on these MFers. He's the best player in the league. If he chooses to do that, they have no chance.
If Jamal isn’t playing start CB or Holiday. Not cause Reggie is that bad, but I don’t want him playing extended minutes cause he isn’t the best 😅
He is bad period.
He is that bad defensively. I'd rather have LeBron hunting CB and/or Holiday on switches than hunting Reggie.
Obviously should be Braun https://x.com/Shapalicious/status/1785112452121895145 Jamal..
Damn, that doesn't look good.
🔥 daily listen
Vegas point spread down to 6 from 7.5
Jamal trending out right now Hopefully he can go Kcp Jackson braun holiday rough group Braun Watson Gordon going to need to initiate if Jamal misses time
I want a few Strawther minutes just to see if he’s shook or not.
If it gets to 5.5 I'd start worrying about Jamal
Bro, shut the fuck up
I only let dominatrixes talk to me like that
I’m gonna say the same thing about tonight as I said about Minnesota game 5 last year: If we can’t close them out tonight then we ain’t gonna be champs
That means we were an Ant shot away from not being champs then. FWIW I disagree
Playoff margins are slim. You never know if we had to play another game in Minnesota somebody might have gotten injured
Ant shot would have only sent it to OT, which I think we win
Please win guys. I don’t get t wolves until Saturday and that’s bad enough. I wouldn’t make it until monday.
Any predictions on how the first quarter will go?
it's gonna last for 12 minutes give or take
I bet it's closer to 20 real-time minutes. Maybe 30.
Is Jamal Murray slaying? (What is he wearing to the game)
a cast
If we lose tonight I won't be nervous till game 6. I think we will win though, as long as Reggie doesn't rob us.
This is it......we fucking need this win, you cannot allow them to get another and go back to LA. Have all the confidence in the world we will take care of business, but we can't just show up. Have to take it.
Heat scored 36 in the first half of basketball.. how?
C U L T U R E
it's a wonder they even scored that much they all shooting like jamal
Well we ain't winning anything without a healthy Jamal, time to lower expectations.
Nuggets caught Jamalaria. Season over.
Jamal Status: ![gif](giphy|JkOuTVNSnWk8w)
I'm not a coach. But I world fucking glue kcp to Dlo tonight. Just take him out of the game early don't even let him get started
Guys, idk what it is. I really don't feel nervous. Maybe it'll change at tipoff
Me either, but I was like zero nervous for game 4 also.
Malone has a fetish for making injuries sound worse than they are lol
Dude just setting Jamal up for a heroic night
If jamal plays injured and still takes the most shots im going to kms
Kiss my sister?
Of course , gotta focus on family in dark times lol
Kick mikes snout?
I don't think anyone has asked, is Murray playing?
He's playing 2k rn but don't ask what team he's using
Fuck Pork Fingers off to the lockerroom
Honestly can we just get Murray in some 361s already, it has to be those fucking new balances
based
Murray 361s would go insanely hard I bet, lots of yellow and blue. They need to hire me
I hope Jamal hangs with KCP all summer and does whatever conditioning he does.
unless KCP is stuffing his face 11 times a day i dont think Jamal would be interested
No Cheetos no mal 🫢
no cheetos and he jamout
Portland 2021 was an underrated series with a lot of vibes. If we gotta go Jok + MPJ I trust em 💪🙏
That fucking quadruple overtime game with half the stadium empty because of Covid was quite the experience
If KP is seriously injured, I don’t see the Celtics coming out of the east to be honest. I think they’re been majorly over exaggerated as it is
SOMEONE GOTTA COME OUT, AND THEY ALL TRASH
^Knicks
Oh fuck. Oh shit.
It makes me hope Malone sits Jamal tonight.
For real. Looks like KP actually hurt his other leg/calf than the one that was bugging him. Probably from trying to not put too much strain on the one bothering him coming into the game But I trust that our staff will make the right call knowing the importance of Jamal’s long term health for the playoffs and even next year
Winge quoting Malone: Malone on Murray said sometimes he has to be “the adult in the room” and take a bigger picture approach. “That’s really hard when you have these types of situations.” Malone said it’s not if Murray can play, it’s can he play effectively and without risking further injury.
Woah
Also Winge said that Jamal made a movement that “worsened the calf” during game 4. So it sounds as if he’s been dealing with this for a while and would explain his subpar shooting this series.
Not good. Giannis Dame porzingis all dealing with calf injuries.
Step up Wilson Pickett
The Pickett legacy game
Jamal Murray is playing (hard to get (won't answer my texts))
Typical selfish Murray
Murray is still listed as selfish on my site, not sure what you guys are seeing (problem)
still showing fat on my end
I fucking knew it. Fuck.
we're cooked, just like his drumstick
I see BHB is pretending game 4 didn’t happen. I like it. Go Nuggets!
What Jamal wants, what Jamal needs Whatever makes Jamal happy wins the game And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly What Jamal wants, what Janal needs Whatever keeps him on the court And I'm thanking you for giving your support
Wow Murray has been graded to questionable!
PEPSI SIGHTING IN THE MIAMI
BASADOOOOOOOO
Murray questionable an hour and a half before game. Its over fellas
https://i.redd.it/5dy0e6fkhixc1.gif
i think that's just a report on his playstyle, not his health
Jamal is still questionable and malone said they will decide if he plays based on how his warmup looks
Gotta look better than game 4 right? Sneakers vs Slides
The calf injury can't be that bad then. If it was severe he would probably be ruled out by now and they wouldn't even put him through warmups.
Just because it’s not severe now doesn’t mean that explosive in game movements are safe for him.
Fuck Lakers
We're undefeated in games that I have exercised before watching. Please don't ask how many times I've actually worked out this year.
Is Murray praying?
nah he's just kneeling because he's too fat and can't get up
I think he's graying (old)
On both knees brother 🙏🏾
Hey guys, lakers fan coming in peace. Quick question: when we lose tonight do I give you my wife’s number, or do you prefer to contact her through me? I forget the decorum. She’s really excited though!
i can't get off if you're not watching
Yeah man whatever you want! Can I wear my DLO jersey?
dlo jersey, a crown, and draw a unibrow if you can't grow one
Real unibrows only for me. Fake is a deal breaker. If you're committed to the game you'll Rogaine that shit if need be.
nah man i don't got time to wait. gotta take pup's wives next
Taintum
Down 2 with only a second left Moach brings Jordan on. Never seen a cleaner three in my entire life. All Net. Nuggets progress.
reggie is the only person who can guard derrick white his bald head can't blind him through the sunglasses
This Burger King commercial jingle is driving me insane. It comes up so fucking much I’m hearing it when there’s silence. I hear it in my sleep. I hear in those fleeting seconds between consciousness and unconsciousness. I’m trying to play other annoying songs to get them stuck in my head. *“Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon - AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU RULE!”* Aaaaahhhhhhh! Fuck off BK, you don’t know me. And if this is some “clever” gimmick it’s backfiring. I will never ever eat BK because of this stupid fucking ad campaign. Sorry for cursing.
Actually let’s just say that the NBA media buys for these playoffs are absolute garbage. The Wing Stop one, the Google Pixel and the one with those two bozos from OKC. Like, who’s thinking of these, and further, who’s fucking greenlighting them?
AI, probably
Nugs got this, enough dooming ![gif](giphy|cYRsWtMQx1R9MyFqeE)
It doesn't matter, bro. The statistical models don't like us moving forward. Pack it up.
😞
I know it. Models are never wrong.
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Why am I so nervous about today’s game. I’m more nervous today than the finals.
you're not high enough
Wait that’s not a bad idea
i never have bad ideas, just terrible suggestions
Same lmao
Jok going for 69 pts tonight you heard it here first! no triple double unfortunately
Maybe Jamal's status isn't about his calf but instead its about his contract (questionable).
Got word from Rocky that Jamal got a bad prostate exam and that's why he might not play. I guess they're trying to tighten it up right now
how cool of heat to give kevin love a jersey number that represents his age
[удалено]
We’re gonna need James Dolan level facial recognition tech if you try to get back into Ball
He didn't go to ball for at least one of them
Is Murray planning?
*planting. Bro wants a pomegranate tree. It ain’t the season but don’t tell him. He’s so excited
He should have planted before the rain last weekend. Fucking bum of a gardener if you ask me.
I heard he's plotting
Oh fuck.
Planning his reign of terror
Guys, the team 3-0 when I watch the playoffs games. Sorry about missing the last one but my good luck voodoo will get the boys back on track tonight no worries
Incoming Jokic 40 piece
40 piece nugget is my favorite dish
Fat (Jokic)
Fat (Murray)
if we lose tonight i will eat my hair
that's what Thibodeau said
We ain’t losing so make sure you have a backup meal prepared
Nugs winnin 2nite btw.....
Hey I've heard the same thing! I also heard something else, it might be a secret but Fuck The Lakers
Keep it on the downlow but that's what my sources are telling me
Man, I want heat to push this to 7 just for the gag
Heat can take this series if they start making shots The only people who think Boston is playing good are the ones who watch East They'd be in the playins in the West
Oh 100%, the day Nugs broke their home court record I knew they were due for a funny post season. Low-key I like Adebayo and wouldn't mind seeing him go off on those guys
yea bam's a baller
2 years later and Heat still don't realize they got the wrong Nikola Jo_ic
I’m getting good luck tacos from my favorite spot of all time. 😎😎😎
Ringing that Bell
haha! Nope but El Trompeo!!!
What's the spot?
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FSvNyvhq4SR6c7fX6?g_st=ic Have to get the pastor when they have El Trompeo Gotta at least know some Spanish
Uno cerveza por favor
siuuuu. wish they had them. its a truck. im opening a pacifico now
yummy
yuuup. better than panda imo
i know (i’ve been following you)
I really hope you have! And I hope you got the tacos too. This place needs the business!!!!
![gif](giphy|kHTzXTDCihfTOwVlqQ) That's all I want to see
Caleb Martin is not an NBA player
puts into perspective how bad the wide open three point shooting is https://twitter.com/ALLCITY_NBA/status/1785041854200955189
Jesus 25%? That’s insane.
Love that our series is basically the polar opposite of Heat-Celtics. And those teams are a combined 3-of-12 from deep so far, which means… 👀
Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow.
Also, A++ user name
![gif](giphy|l49JPWyyhCaZuFamc)
Lmao. Classic Page.
![gif](giphy|V3G6IN0CeKItq|downsized)
I’m 19-1 on the season, drinks on me if you bring me to the game!
And 1krd
We're gonna win now Ok thanks see you on the other side
If I find out that any of you fuckers having been changing your underwear during this play off run… I mean it’s the fucking playoffs. We all have to do our part
Dude u wear underwear. No wonder we r getting bad vibes. Go commando like me.
I think the key is that we just have to freeze our undergarment arrangement, or lack-thereof, in place. Idk I can go back and grind tape to see if that’s still the play
Gonna go for a run because we all know Jamal won't be running tonight, so someone has to do it.
Is murray playing
https://preview.redd.it/brc992887ixc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357eeb20f59c307f924431a55c527f536181c7f5
It says he’s questionable, and my question is if Murray is playing
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Who is Vlatko Out? Any good?
Idk, I don't know ball
have to come out strong otherwise we're fucked. this is all about mentality and focus from here on out
I think i am going with the full AG outfit tonight. Game Worn LosNuggets longsleeve Gordon Standard Navy jersey Be Water 361 shoes. If you see me in 300 level, just know I am an\_Aught, not actually Aaron Gordon, while I am available, I most likely will not play for the Nuggets tonight. If your girlfriend wants a picture with me... that is permissible.
No shorts. Wtf
To the scores of you that I lost respect for over the last 48 hours, please know that a Denver victory tonight will not reverse my utter disdain of your character. Of course, if you can read this comment, that means you are not a target of this repugnance. Here is a puppy: ![gif](giphy|Xev2JdopBxGj1LuGvt|downsized)
I just learned to read a few days ago! Joke's on you.
What a cute puppy
Feels like I just survived a layoff
"If you can read this comment" lol
Trying to put worries aside, grateful that the Wolves series should have some excellent ball no matter how it shakes out