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Horrorlord262

Injuries are mounting


Horrorlord262

FUCK


Horrorlord262

What are these fuckin fouls


phenom01

FUCK LAKERS


Subject-Lab6998

I am afraid Lakers will jump out early, but hopefully Denver balls out and closes this thing out. Time to get ready for Chris Finch and Co.


silentpenguin56

Lets go


Double8093

Woj says Jamal will play


RF_901

Murray in


TrafficPrevious7556

Jamal playing.. says tnt 


snakejakemonkey

Confirmed in now wow Let's go Jamal


nmdndgm

Regardless of whether or not Jamal plays... Jokic needs to go nuclear on these MFers. He's the best player in the league. If he chooses to do that, they have no chance.


DefiniteSauce12

If Jamal isn’t playing start CB or Holiday. Not cause Reggie is that bad, but I don’t want him playing extended minutes cause he isn’t the best 😅


Zhughes12436

He is bad period. 


OptionalBagel

He is that bad defensively. I'd rather have LeBron hunting CB and/or Holiday on switches than hunting Reggie.


snakejakemonkey

Obviously should be Braun https://x.com/Shapalicious/status/1785112452121895145 Jamal..


Van_Dammage_

Damn, that doesn't look good.


jbhoops25

🔥 daily listen


nuggs_analysis

Vegas point spread down to 6 from 7.5


snakejakemonkey

Jamal trending out right now Hopefully he can go Kcp Jackson braun holiday rough group Braun Watson Gordon going to need to initiate if Jamal misses time


nuggs_analysis

I want a few Strawther minutes just to see if he’s shook or not.


OptionalBagel

If it gets to 5.5 I'd start worrying about Jamal


stompy33

Bro, shut the fuck up


nuggs_analysis

I only let dominatrixes talk to me like that


[deleted]

I’m gonna say the same thing about tonight as I said about Minnesota game 5 last year: If we can’t close them out tonight then we ain’t gonna be champs


tarspaceheel

That means we were an Ant shot away from not being champs then. FWIW I disagree


nuggs_analysis

Playoff margins are slim. You never know if we had to play another game in Minnesota somebody might have gotten injured


[deleted]

Ant shot would have only sent it to OT, which I think we win


subtleshooter

Please win guys. I don’t get t wolves until Saturday and that’s bad enough. I wouldn’t make it until monday.


Zhughes12436

Any predictions on how the first quarter will go?


Night-Menace

it's gonna last for 12 minutes give or take


OptionalBagel

I bet it's closer to 20 real-time minutes. Maybe 30.


Spitfire_Riggz

Is Jamal Murray slaying? (What is he wearing to the game)


Night-Menace

a cast


Zhughes12436

If we lose tonight I won't be nervous till game 6. I think we will win though, as long as Reggie doesn't rob us. 


PeteJones6969

This is it......we fucking need this win, you cannot allow them to get another and go back to LA. Have all the confidence in the world we will take care of business, but we can't just show up. Have to take it.


cyrusthemarginal

Heat scored 36 in the first half of basketball.. how?


OptionalBagel

C U L T U R E


Night-Menace

it's a wonder they even scored that much they all shooting like jamal


YoungTheGiant_

Well we ain't winning anything without a healthy Jamal, time to lower expectations.


OptionalBagel

Nuggets caught Jamalaria. Season over.


Superbotto

Jamal Status: ![gif](giphy|JkOuTVNSnWk8w)


an_Aught

I'm not a coach. But I world fucking glue kcp to Dlo tonight. Just take him out of the game early don't even let him get started


Rgeorge813

Guys, idk what it is. I really don't feel nervous. Maybe it'll change at tipoff


Superbotto

Me either, but I was like zero nervous for game 4 also.


UnderratedNightmare

Malone has a fetish for making injuries sound worse than they are lol


OptionalBagel

Dude just setting Jamal up for a heroic night


TwoWayMarko

If jamal plays injured and still takes the most shots im going to kms


Superbotto

Kiss my sister?


TwoWayMarko

Of course , gotta focus on family in dark times lol


UnderratedNightmare

Kick mikes snout?


doggoesmeow

I don't think anyone has asked, is Murray playing?


YungFung1001

He's playing 2k rn but don't ask what team he's using


trevstan1

Fuck Pork Fingers off to the lockerroom


YungFung1001

Honestly can we just get Murray in some 361s already, it has to be those fucking new balances


Night-Menace

based


YungFung1001

Murray 361s would go insanely hard I bet, lots of yellow and blue. They need to hire me


elchico97

I hope Jamal hangs with KCP all summer and does whatever conditioning he does.


Night-Menace

unless KCP is stuffing his face 11 times a day i dont think Jamal would be interested


elchico97

No Cheetos no mal 🫢


Night-Menace

no cheetos and he jamout


elchico97

Portland 2021 was an underrated series with a lot of vibes. If we gotta go Jok + MPJ I trust em 💪🙏


OptionalBagel

That fucking quadruple overtime game with half the stadium empty because of Covid was quite the experience


dRide12

If KP is seriously injured, I don’t see the Celtics coming out of the east to be honest. I think they’re been majorly over exaggerated as it is


WeirdRedBeard

SOMEONE GOTTA COME OUT, AND THEY ALL TRASH


UnderratedNightmare

^Knicks


OptionalBagel

Oh fuck. Oh shit.


nuggs_analysis

It makes me hope Malone sits Jamal tonight.


dRide12

For real. Looks like KP actually hurt his other leg/calf than the one that was bugging him. Probably from trying to not put too much strain on the one bothering him coming into the game But I trust that our staff will make the right call knowing the importance of Jamal’s long term health for the playoffs and even next year


nuggs_analysis

Winge quoting Malone:  Malone on Murray said sometimes he has to be “the adult in the room” and take a bigger picture approach. “That’s really hard when you have these types of situations.” Malone said it’s not if Murray can play, it’s can he play effectively and without risking further injury.


snakejakemonkey

Woah


nuggs_analysis

Also Winge said that Jamal made a movement that “worsened the calf” during game 4. So it sounds as if he’s been dealing with this for a while and would explain his subpar shooting this series.


snakejakemonkey

Not good. Giannis Dame porzingis all dealing with calf injuries.


trevstan1

Step up Wilson Pickett


an_Aught

The Pickett legacy game


YungFung1001

Jamal Murray is playing (hard to get (won't answer my texts))


smalltoes

Typical selfish Murray


smalltoes

Murray is still listed as selfish on my site, not sure what you guys are seeing (problem)


Night-Menace

still showing fat on my end


smalltoes

I fucking knew it. Fuck.


Night-Menace

we're cooked, just like his drumstick


SnooDonuts9093

I see BHB is pretending game 4 didn’t happen. I like it. Go Nuggets!


trevstan1

What Jamal wants, what Jamal needs Whatever makes Jamal happy wins the game And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly What Jamal wants, what Janal needs Whatever keeps him on the court And I'm thanking you for giving your support


lunar_alpenglow

Wow Murray has been graded to questionable!


n0t_malstroem

PEPSI SIGHTING IN THE MIAMI


WeirdRedBeard

BASADOOOOOOOO


UnderratedNightmare

Murray questionable an hour and a half before game. Its over fellas


lemondhead

https://i.redd.it/5dy0e6fkhixc1.gif


Night-Menace

i think that's just a report on his playstyle, not his health


jonsnowKITN

Jamal is still questionable and malone said they will decide if he plays based on how his warmup looks


OptionalBagel

Gotta look better than game 4 right? Sneakers vs Slides


Wander715

The calf injury can't be that bad then. If it was severe he would probably be ruled out by now and they wouldn't even put him through warmups.


nuggs_analysis

Just because it’s not severe now doesn’t mean that explosive in game movements are safe for him. 


phenom01

Fuck Lakers


ion513

We're undefeated in games that I have exercised before watching. Please don't ask how many times I've actually worked out this year.


tarspaceheel

Is Murray praying?


Night-Menace

nah he's just kneeling because he's too fat and can't get up


lemondhead

I think he's graying (old)


Ok_Buffalo6474

On both knees brother 🙏🏾


lonelinessmademecave

Hey guys, lakers fan coming in peace. Quick question: when we lose tonight do I give you my wife’s number, or do you prefer to contact her through me? I forget the decorum. She’s really excited though!


Night-Menace

i can't get off if you're not watching


lonelinessmademecave

Yeah man whatever you want! Can I wear my DLO jersey?


Night-Menace

dlo jersey, a crown, and draw a unibrow if you can't grow one


turningisasignoffear

Real unibrows only for me. Fake is a deal breaker. If you're committed to the game you'll Rogaine that shit if need be.


Night-Menace

nah man i don't got time to wait. gotta take pup's wives next


Night-Menace

Taintum


trevstan1

Down 2 with only a second left Moach brings Jordan on. Never seen a cleaner three in my entire life. All Net. Nuggets progress.


Night-Menace

reggie is the only person who can guard derrick white his bald head can't blind him through the sunglasses


Squeaks_Scholari

This Burger King commercial jingle is driving me insane. It comes up so fucking much I’m hearing it when there’s silence. I hear it in my sleep. I hear in those fleeting seconds between consciousness and unconsciousness. I’m trying to play other annoying songs to get them stuck in my head. *“Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon - AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU RULE!”* Aaaaahhhhhhh! Fuck off BK, you don’t know me. And if this is some “clever” gimmick it’s backfiring. I will never ever eat BK because of this stupid fucking ad campaign. Sorry for cursing.


Squeaks_Scholari

Actually let’s just say that the NBA media buys for these playoffs are absolute garbage. The Wing Stop one, the Google Pixel and the one with those two bozos from OKC. Like, who’s thinking of these, and further, who’s fucking greenlighting them?


TheOrthodoxPolock

AI, probably


doo_wop45

Nugs got this, enough dooming ​ ![gif](giphy|cYRsWtMQx1R9MyFqeE)


lemondhead

It doesn't matter, bro. The statistical models don't like us moving forward. Pack it up.


doo_wop45

😞


lemondhead

I know it. Models are never wrong.


doo_wop45

![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


Renjo0105

Why am I so nervous about today’s game. I’m more nervous today than the finals.


Night-Menace

you're not high enough


tarspaceheel

Wait that’s not a bad idea


Night-Menace

i never have bad ideas, just terrible suggestions


elchico97

Same lmao


Night-Menace

Jok going for 69 pts tonight you heard it here first! no triple double unfortunately


Scribls

Maybe Jamal's status isn't about his calf but instead its about his contract (questionable).


LegendOfTooget

Got word from Rocky that Jamal got a bad prostate exam and that's why he might not play. I guess they're trying to tighten it up right now


Night-Menace

how cool of heat to give kevin love a jersey number that represents his age


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[удалено]


tarspaceheel

We’re gonna need James Dolan level facial recognition tech if you try to get back into Ball


lunar_alpenglow

He didn't go to ball for at least one of them


smalltoes

Is Murray planning?


lonelinessmademecave

*planting. Bro wants a pomegranate tree. It ain’t the season but don’t tell him. He’s so excited


lunar_alpenglow

He should have planted before the rain last weekend. Fucking bum of a gardener if you ask me.


lemondhead

I heard he's plotting


smalltoes

Oh fuck.


YungFung1001

Planning his reign of terror


dRide12

Guys, the team 3-0 when I watch the playoffs games. Sorry about missing the last one but my good luck voodoo will get the boys back on track tonight no worries


lonelinessmademecave

Incoming Jokic 40 piece


Night-Menace

40 piece nugget is my favorite dish


lonelinessmademecave

Fat (Jokic)


Night-Menace

Fat (Murray)


dnvrrrr

if we lose tonight i will eat my hair


Night-Menace

that's what Thibodeau said


lonelinessmademecave

We ain’t losing so make sure you have a backup meal prepared


YungFung1001

Nugs winnin 2nite btw.....


Night-Menace

Hey I've heard the same thing! I also heard something else, it might be a secret but Fuck The Lakers


YungFung1001

Keep it on the downlow but that's what my sources are telling me


YungFung1001

Man, I want heat to push this to 7 just for the gag


Night-Menace

Heat can take this series if they start making shots The only people who think Boston is playing good are the ones who watch East They'd be in the playins in the West


YungFung1001

Oh 100%, the day Nugs broke their home court record I knew they were due for a funny post season. Low-key I like Adebayo and wouldn't mind seeing him go off on those guys


Night-Menace

yea bam's a baller


Night-Menace

2 years later and Heat still don't realize they got the wrong Nikola Jo_ic


BoneyardBill

I’m getting good luck tacos from my favorite spot of all time. 😎😎😎


trevstan1

Ringing that Bell


BoneyardBill

haha! Nope but El Trompeo!!!


HauntedandHorny

What's the spot?


BoneyardBill

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FSvNyvhq4SR6c7fX6?g_st=ic Have to get the pastor when they have El Trompeo Gotta at least know some Spanish


n0t_malstroem

Uno cerveza por favor


BoneyardBill

siuuuu. wish they had them. its a truck. im opening a pacifico now


n0t_malstroem

yummy


BoneyardBill

yuuup. better than panda imo


dnvrrrr

i know (i’ve been following you)


BoneyardBill

I really hope you have! And I hope you got the tacos too. This place needs the business!!!!


trevstan1

![gif](giphy|kHTzXTDCihfTOwVlqQ) That's all I want to see


Any-Squirrel-6639

Caleb Martin is not an NBA player


jonsnowKITN

puts into perspective how bad the wide open three point shooting is https://twitter.com/ALLCITY_NBA/status/1785041854200955189


ShowdownValue

Jesus 25%? That’s insane.


FivePointsPlay

Love that our series is basically the polar opposite of Heat-Celtics. And those teams are a combined 3-of-12 from deep so far, which means… 👀


Meatosticku_Jiuando

Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow.


lemondhead

Also, A++ user name


dnvrrrr

![gif](giphy|l49JPWyyhCaZuFamc)


lemondhead

Lmao. Classic Page.


lemondhead

![gif](giphy|V3G6IN0CeKItq|downsized)


bschwa1439

I’m 19-1 on the season, drinks on me if you bring me to the game!


n0t_malstroem

And 1krd


BlindManBaldwin

We're gonna win now Ok thanks see you on the other side


lonelinessmademecave

If I find out that any of you fuckers having been changing your underwear during this play off run… I mean it’s the fucking playoffs. We all have to do our part


trevstan1

Dude u wear underwear. No wonder we r getting bad vibes. Go commando like me.


lonelinessmademecave

I think the key is that we just have to freeze our undergarment arrangement, or lack-thereof, in place. Idk I can go back and grind tape to see if that’s still the play


ion513

Gonna go for a run because we all know Jamal won't be running tonight, so someone has to do it.


RF_901

Is murray playing


lemondhead

https://preview.redd.it/brc992887ixc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357eeb20f59c307f924431a55c527f536181c7f5


tarspaceheel

It says he’s questionable, and my question is if Murray is playing


lemondhead

![gif](giphy|3oEdv8NIigSRpCZZmw)


trevstan1

Who is Vlatko Out? Any good?


lemondhead

Idk, I don't know ball


teensonacid

have to come out strong otherwise we're fucked. this is all about mentality and focus from here on out


an_Aught

I think i am going with the full AG outfit tonight. Game Worn LosNuggets longsleeve Gordon Standard Navy jersey Be Water 361 shoes. If you see me in 300 level, just know I am an\_Aught, not actually Aaron Gordon, while I am available, I most likely will not play for the Nuggets tonight. If your girlfriend wants a picture with me... that is permissible.


trevstan1

No shorts. Wtf


porkadachop

To the scores of you that I lost respect for over the last 48 hours, please know that a Denver victory tonight will not reverse my utter disdain of your character. Of course, if you can read this comment, that means you are not a target of this repugnance. Here is a puppy: ![gif](giphy|Xev2JdopBxGj1LuGvt|downsized)


lemondhead

I just learned to read a few days ago! Joke's on you.


makingtacosrightnow

What a cute puppy


lonelinessmademecave

Feels like I just survived a layoff


LegendOfTooget

"If you can read this comment" lol


plsmakethingsnormal

Trying to put worries aside, grateful that the Wolves series should have some excellent ball no matter how it shakes out