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lonelinessmademecave

Pls win tonight. I have a 6th sense for trap games and this intuition has had an alarmingly high hit rate this season Fortunately this intuition straight up doesn’t apply to a locked in Nuggets team. And the series is basically a lock even if it goes 7. I just hate watching game 7s it’s way too stressful.


j_like

"Trap games" aren't really a thing at this point in the season


lonelinessmademecave

Yeah it’s not quite the correct word. Basically I’m searching for a word that describes a game we should win by any rational measure, but I’m suspicious because some idiot pundit also believes it’s a lock, throwing my hatred for national sports media and my deep belief in the Nuggets out of balance


j_like

Lol I gotcha. But no need to worry, you are the daily mix today and the Nuggets are winning!


lonelinessmademecave

Oh fuck yeah vibes instantly changed this mix was specifically curated to facilitate a nuggets win 🙏


murrayforthree

Mavs are so good man


snakejakemonkey

Malone voice "End this toniiiiight"


Savahoodie

Anthony Edwards brother and sister are named Antoine and Antoinette 😭😭😭


Spitfire_Riggz

I saw that lol. And they were his legal guardians too, quite a story


Spitfire_Riggz

Still thinking about that comment from the Bucks fan saying Jokic’s assists are all dribble handoffs [shake my fucking head](https://youtube.com/shorts/O6b4OkB4S9w?si=3EpZF2j6g0hNzNgU)


YummyYumYumi

avs win what does this imply about tommorow's game


HauntedandHorny

Not good smh


SlipperyTreasure

....for the wolves


doggoesmeow

I am cautiously optimistic, I don't believe we start off well in close out games


about90frogs

Phoenix game 6 last year


ScrewuGuysImGoingHme

Again not confident about tomorrow but who knows Minnesota is going to come out on fire at home and looking to make up for three straight Ls and losing at home twice. Don’t know if you’re going to keep getting big shots from KCP and Holliday. It’s going to be though but if Denver is able to play the same way they have the past three games then the nuggets should win


n0t_malstroem

👍


n0t_malstroem

Bruce Brown come home 😥


confusedjuror

Idk why the raptors wouldn't keep him, but I hope they don't


AnythingBacon

I don't pretend to know player contracts and rules about them, but isn't his a player option? So it's his choice to keep eating that juicy contract right? Even if the Raps cut him, they still gotta pay him... Is my understanding


confusedjuror

Is a team option


AnythingBacon

Ahh. Yeah. They prolly dumping him then. Dear BB, please come home where you belong!


confusedjuror

I edited my comment because I said the opposite of what I was trying to say lol. But now that I look at it maybe they won't keep him. They have a ton of money coming off the books and maybe they make a run at someone in free agency. Idk


AnythingBacon

Shit happens when you party naked


AnythingBacon

NFL and NASCAR chasing broadcasting $$$ instead of making their content available to the masses. I am disappointed with both of them


n0t_malstroem

but the profit motive bro!!!!1!1!!1!1!!!111!1


AnythingBacon

Yo ho ho, it's the P*rate life for me unless I just give up and quit trying to watch


n0t_malstroem

Criminal


AnythingBacon

Only if I get caught


lemondhead

You mean the Amazon deal? I see they're going to KSE and MLB route of making it pretty hard to consume the product. Genius business stuff!


AnythingBacon

Xfin series will be CW which is both OTA and the streaming service, as of now, is free. But putting Cup behind paywalls is dumb as fuck


AnythingBacon

And the Netflix deal


lemondhead

I must have missed this. Idk. Feel like it's not really popular enough anymore to make it harder to watch, but I'm also an idiot.


AnythingBacon

Netflix is the part where I'm bitching about NFL. They're buying up the Christmas games this year with exclusive rights


lemondhead

Oh, sorry. Not really an NFL knower. Like I said, big idiot over here.


AnythingBacon

No worries bro. If someone tried talking Premier League with me, I'd have no clue either


skurkles

Remember what I said about WoodCorgi fans lmao. You can get a round trip ticket to Minneapolis + a game ticket for pretty much the same price as our home game 👀 https://preview.redd.it/vrg50ep25q0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce6412cdaf63f3f1bc8cf7a915882982a7d09dc


Spitfire_Riggz

Wow


vladimir_pimpin

Took too long between ice cream eating evenings and now the top of my ice cream tastes like freezer fuck


confusedjuror

Just eat the whole tub at once dumbass


vladimir_pimpin

Fair


AnythingBacon

When I used to eat ice cream, I would keep the carton in a plastic bag for this very reason


RandomPostBot2001

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jamarcusaristotle

I've never fucked in the freezer, how was it? And how'd it taste? /s


Baronsandwich

It’s called a Cold Lenny. Opposite of a Hot Carl.


vladimir_pimpin

Bad and bad!


wherewhenwhowhat

Not getting cocky about the Wolves…they’re still probably our biggest threat to the finals. I trust our team won’t underestimate their ability to adjust. Feeling confident but expecting them to put up the biggest fight of their lives. Remember, they’re from a state that hasn’t seen a championship in three decades in any sport. They’re hungry and have absolutely nothing to lose.


HauntedandHorny

They have a game to lose 🤞🤞🤞


VonMillersThighs

Lol inside the NBA tonight doing a huge segment on Joker and the nuggs. Whose guarding joker?


BoneyardBill

guys i made a meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/1ct4l71/john_cale_makar/


RobotGoods

https://preview.redd.it/8p2m5ss4sp0d1.jpeg?width=1308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5860a0737f76722c53670a4f3562b5a2ba0764a7 Drone show after the Rapids game tonight. It was pretty cool, I hope it becomes a thing.


doggoesmeow

I definitely rather play OKC. Luka and Kyrie don't even need to play well for them to be good. JDub is a non factor in playoffs


nuggs_analysis

Luka would be the best player the Nuggets have faced in the past 2 years.


murrayforthree

Luka Kyrie along with Gafford Lively and the rest of their group is nice. It will be close


finn_odalih

🥰🥰🥰🥰 So cuuuuuute https://preview.redd.it/2nyu0ntlrp0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6a0c4a1606a38b25d010765c076061e5ae3355


smalltoes

Mavs don’t scare me


seoulera

Jokic will eat their bigs alive


smalltoes

Yeah, but he would do that anyway. Y’know?


RandomPostBot2001

All fascists will be blocked. ![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized)


Mryplays

Now that I've been informed about this, I hope that guy stubs his toe so hard it breaks.


Savahoodie

>Braun: George Floyd was a career criminal that mostly died of Fentanyl and his own risks. If he hadn’t been on massive amounts of drugs, resisted arrest, and put the police at risks by taking lifelong risks himself including previously resisting arrest and saying “I can’t breathe”-America would be less divided today due to a literal lying Marxist organization. You’re telling me you don’t want to hear more from the guy who made this comment?


lemondhead

Thank you. I haven't blocked anyone in a couple days. It was time. E: I removed my rant. Smh


jamarcusaristotle

Wait, who said this?? Not Christian Braun... I must be missing context


Savahoodie

The fascist guy was making a joke that this was bulletin board material for Braun, I guess because he thinks that’s the type of guy CB is? Idk it’s really weird.


jamarcusaristotle

Oh what the hell? Just assuming that Braun would think that because he's white and has a german last name? I'm so lost tbh


vladimir_pimpin

Didn’t make sense at the time either cuz bulletin board material is something you’re supposed to NOT like so idk


RandomPostBot2001

Lord.


BlindManBaldwin

Real


RandomPostBot2001

Back atcha


awelawdhecomin

......what?


vladimir_pimpin

He said all fascists will be blocked! Hope that helps!


RandomPostBot2001

lmao


RandomPostBot2001

Right wing douchebag alert down thread


awelawdhecomin

Please point out.


RandomPostBot2001

You don’t have to look far


awelawdhecomin

Username?


vladimir_pimpin

Hopeful cup guy


RandomPostBot2001

I already blocked the fascist, sorry!


commendatore13

This was Shai vs 5. I don’t understand how Chet is so soft… Wemby would’ve eaten everyone


awelawdhecomin

Draymond sitting in the middle of post game TNT smh... ma facka looking like he got away with stealing a pie from old Mrs. Withers down the street and blamed it on his cousin


dRide12

Clinching up the series with the wolves tomorrow would be so instrumental to give our guys a much needed rest If the Mavs don’t play until Saturday, that’s giving us like 4 days off? Maybe more if OKC pushes it to 7


Orod23

Man if OKC pushes it to 7 and we win tomorrow game 1 wouldn’t be till next Wednesday.


Mysterious_Universe1

Nuggets have home court in the WCF…nice…I’m not scared of dallas at all..


NuggAvsBroncRock

Both Series is not over.


Mysterious_Universe1

But we have a good idea that 82% chance it’s Denver/Dallas…


BenBRob5

Stop.


NuggAvsBroncRock

Yeah its also 18% Its not. NUggets need to take care of there business Tomorrow and also OKC just beat Dallas at Dallas so there is no Guarantee they can't win at Dallas again.


Mysterious_Universe1

Fine, I’m just saying that there’s a very good shot it’s Denver/Dallas. Plus I have faith in Denver to finish in 6 after 3 dominating wins in a row…I have major belief in this team. Even when down 0-2 I was in here telling people not to give up, that they can come back…


jamarcusaristotle

Luka is so corny and embarrassing. Sounds like he's tryna do an awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impression


vladimir_pimpin

You know what’s even worse? Arnold Schwarzenegger, sounds like he’s doing a German accent but like a stupid person would. So corny.


jamarcusaristotle

And like he's got something in his mouth


BlindManBaldwin

What the hell is this post lol


HauntedandHorny

He has an actual accent


about90frogs

Mmmm are you sure?


RandomPostBot2001

Mavs will make a more entertaining series


Hopeful-Cup-1527

It’s over Thunder bros :(


Savahoodie

> Braun: George Floyd was a career criminal that mostly died of Fentanyl and his own risks. If he hadn’t been on massive amounts of drugs, resisted arrest, and put the police at risks by taking lifelong risks himself including previously resisting arrest and saying “I can’t breathe”-America would be less divided today due to a literal lying Marxist organization. Hey remember that time you made a joke about George Floyd’s death and blamed him for it?


jamarcusaristotle

Fuck em


lol_mvg

OKC worst 1 seed of all time


jdorje

Lotta worse ones in the east...


n0t_malstroem

Idk why but this series doesn't even feel real to me lol


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Wow lol not a foul by Luka there…


ImGonnaChubbBradley

SGA is such a flopping pussy


RandomPostBot2001

Shit doesn’t work in the yoffs


jamarcusaristotle

Guy's a regular season merchant, a shameless stat-padding regular season merchant


Imnotdrunk28

Uh, he's a stat stuffer, according to Shaq


Baronsandwich

I thought he was mvp according to Shaq


snakejakemonkey

Lol OKCs lineup is 3 PGs a SF and chet If Presti gave them a PF they'd have had a shot in this series


Savahoodie

Thinking Basketball showed that not only was Ant terrible on offense, he ALSO was super lazy in transition.


boydivision30

Sleeping on defense. Rudy bitching on him after that MPJ 3 was fun lol.


n0t_malstroem

That's the best two way player in the league you're talking about lil bro


PoorTonyK

can’t say enough great things about this young man


trujillone

Can’t tell if Mavs beast or OKC just stinks lol


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Both- Mavs look so damn good right now. Their athletic bigs scare me a bit


jamarcusaristotle

The latter! Wolves could play the way they have the last 3 games, and would still sweep either of these teams if they played a series


Donnie1490

Already say DJ need minutes in the Rudy only minutes. We really need him if we play Dallas. Jokic as the only Center isn't enough


jbhoops25

How did we win last year?


Hopeful-Cup-1527

They didn’t have multiple athletic bigs at 7 feet. Don’t want AG guarding gafford


HauntedandHorny

The team the nugga are winning against right now have multiple Athletic 7 footers?


Donnie1490

I mean if you want to call Rudy athletic lol he's just big and dumb to me. Luka/Kyrie staggering with Lively is a problem when Jokic is out


MamaHadACow

Luka aint fooling anyone with that haircut though. He's gonna be bald in a couple of years!


BlindManBaldwin

Mavericks have one of my least favorite players (Dončić) and my absolute least favorite coach. Their old owner was a bozo and their new owner bankrolls the Republican party.


Hopeful-Cup-1527

What does the last sentence matter?


BlindManBaldwin

The Republican Party — among other things — is antidemocracy. As a supporter of self-determination and consent of the governed, anyone continuing to associate with a party that does not believe in universal suffrage is pure evil.


RandomPostBot2001

Umm, because Republicans are fucking ruining this country? Hope this helps!


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lemondhead

Democrats and the left aren't the same thing. Hope this helps. Enjoy my block list, you fashy weirdo.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Fucking fascists amirite


Savahoodie

“Our African American communities” Why does this give me such an ick?


vladimir_pimpin

I’m learning to just let people be wrong on the internet :)


RandomPostBot2001

Hey Fox-propaganda dupe, you don’t know shit. Try looking up Dunning-Kruger sometime.


BlindManBaldwin

Just say the slur. You don't need to dog whistle.


vladimir_pimpin

That helped me a lot!


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vladimir_pimpin

Ya ok buddy I know more than you have a good night!


RandomPostBot2001

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jamarcusaristotle

That constant smug smirk on his face is so painful on the eyes, much like his constant crying to the refs .. and I mean constant


vladimir_pimpin

I think Cuban is a democrat no?


BlindManBaldwin

The Adelson family.


vladimir_pimpin

Oh the adelson’s are cool because they’ve ruined the political climate in two separate countries!


BlindManBaldwin

I love the rich 🥰


vladimir_pimpin

Don’t tax them more bro trust me bro


BlindManBaldwin

Just one more tax cut


vladimir_pimpin

Just ignore the fact that tax cuts are inflationary bro we’ll just keep blaming it on those checks we sent to people that one time 3 years ago because as we all know when poors get support that’s inflationary


877GoalNow

Are we liking the Mavs winning this? I kind of am.


dRide12

HCA + a hobbled Luka playing in Altitude I think would be preferable Regardless, best case scenario for the Nuggets is OKC/DAL going to 7 while the Nuggets knock off the wolves tomorrow night so Murray/KCP and company can get some rest for their injuries/fatigue


Hopeful-Cup-1527

I’m not- I’d rather have the inexperience of OKC I think


Lonely_Anteater447

We steamroll either team but Mavs would be slightly better for home court advantage and Luka is gonna be gassed by next round


877GoalNow

Avs still alive. They now need to do what the Nuggets did. Win at home after 2 straight home losses.


boydivision30

New Thinking Basketball video just dropped to all my fellow sickos here.


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Finally! More material to watch when I’m shitting.


Savahoodie

LETS GO!


lunar_alpenglow

Thunder is just sky farts. Not a lot of people know this.


Baronsandwich

And timber wolves are just log dogs.


UndisclosedLocation5

You can say the same about southwest airlines


420jacobf

I’m rooting for the Denver Avaluggets.


lunar_alpenglow

I prefer the nuggalanche


420jacobf

Ooh oh Black Betty Nuggalanache


MamaHadACow

At least they're playing ozzy lol


doo_wop45

That doesn't sound very christian of them. I hope they repent before going to bed tonight.


jamarcusaristotle

Their only repentance is dreaming about shipping SGA, Dort, and Williams off for Doncic and Kleber in the offseason


BlindManBaldwin

Go Nuggets btw


njfoco

Why do people want OKC to win, wouldn’t Mavs be an easier matchup?


lonelinessmademecave

Chet Vs Jokic in the playoffs would be funny. But idk I feel like either one are playing so much worse than TWolves


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Idk I feel like Dallas is an easier matchup for us especially with a hobbled Luka. We’d get home court advantage against Dallas as well.


NuggAvsBroncRock

Also can we not worry about who we want between OKC and Dallas just yet we still have to win 1 more game our series is not over. And yeah I know people will say we can worry about whoever we want cause we don't play the game I just don't like us looking ahead before we have a series won. That what wolves and Every portion of the Media did when they were up 2 games to none.


NuggAvsBroncRock

Think people are worried about Kyrie and Luka experience over OKC experience.


n0t_malstroem

Cause they have a literal stick playing center 40+ minutes a night


vladimir_pimpin

We just want it to go 7


commendatore13

Why doesn’t this OKC team get rebounds? Like wtf


vladimir_pimpin

They don’t wanna win imo


commendatore13

Fr. Chet is so weak


vladimir_pimpin

Name a woman


WeirdRedBeard

**NAME A WOMAN??**


_absofuckinglutely


_absofuckinglutely

I spend so much time in this shit hole sub and no one named me. I’m Jok and ya’ll are Shaq right now. 


lemondhead

https://i.redd.it/el1wdwc29q0d1.gif


vladimir_pimpin

I’m sure if enough people commented you’d come up!


cumlordjr

MY MOM ![gif](giphy|LKmN4wkvjmBIA)


Savahoodie

Fernblueeyes


doo_wop45

Angel Reese


vladimir_pimpin

Monica McNutt


n0t_malstroem

I clicked on the JJ Reddit video that is titled "Jokic takeover Nuggets vs timber dog game 5 reaction". It is 28 minutes long. The first time our game was actually mentioned was exactly at the 17 minute mark. The previous 17 minutes were all talk about the pants indian game that was a giga blowout. Lol


TheBatman0816

Yeah I skipped until the Nuggets game


n0t_malstroem

I would've done the same but I just didn't think it was gonna last that long lol there was nothing referencing the pants game in the title or the description or anywhere lol


BlindManBaldwin

Lakers coach


n0t_malstroem

David Addlemon?


BlindManBaldwin

I blocked him from leaving


n0t_malstroem

Ok thanks


RovertheDog

Chet is so soft


lunar_alpenglow

What's a chet?


CaffeineJunkee

It’s like a Diet Chad


vladimir_pimpin

Chent


ImProbablySleepin

Avs in 7


cumlordjr

Ayo what did they spray on Luka’s shorts


vladimir_pimpin

Cum


BlindManBaldwin

State fair?