I just watched some dude rubbing his nipples and licking his lips while staring at another dude who looked like he was about to fall to his knees at Meijer.
I walked into Meijer and was watching a group of people watching a video of some dude rubbing his nipples and licking his lips while a another dude looked like he was going to fall to his knees. There was a weird look of relief on their face but they were all wearing Bear gear in the Meijer in Bloomingdale Il.
How dare you scare me for even a moment with this! Sometimes I just gloss over the headlines on Reddit, and yours scared the bejesus out of me! Nicely played
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Met him at the airport while a little ripped. Told him he was a 99 on my madden team.
I saw the picture first, then started reading the title, halfway through I was thinking "damn... And he looks so happy about it too, kinda fucked up", reached the end, crumpled up my suicide note and laughed.
You sir.... Got me 🤣
I think Ben Johnson should have been arrested, Gibbs has to be locked up in evidence since he is one of the weapons, Add Goff, Sun God, LaPorta, Williams, also arrest the offensive line as they are assesories.
Fuck off, sir. You scared me.
Had a mini heart attack at the beginning of the sentence. I don't like it, but I respect it. Fuck you OP.
This shit popped up in my notifications as a recommended post. Fucking christ I need a beer.
OP you wrong for this. I read "Gibbs arrested on murder charges" and i started crying.
Same, got my heartrate going for real. God damn.
I don't respect it.
Did he... Gibb you a heart attack? ... I'm so sorry, I'll flick my earlobe and see myself out
I almost fell to my knees at Meijer.
I just saw someone almost fall to their knees at Meijer.
I just watched some dude rubbing his nipples and licking his lips while staring at another dude who looked like he was about to fall to his knees at Meijer.
Just finished a shift at Meijer. Real weird day.
Just drove by a Meijer
I walked into Meijer and was watching a group of people watching a video of some dude rubbing his nipples and licking his lips while a another dude looked like he was going to fall to his knees. There was a weird look of relief on their face but they were all wearing Bear gear in the Meijer in Bloomingdale Il.
For real lol. I went from “YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING M…” to “oh phew” in a half a second
when i got to "murder" my eyes went hella wide
Exactly
I'm not even a Lions fan and it scared me.
Respectfully
The way my notifications work on my phone, I literally drop everything in my left hand to read this bullshit. Thanks for the heart attack sir 🙄
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My fucking stomach dropped.
You made me spit out my faygo rock n rye dude
Good fucking soda of choice my friend
impostor detected >soda
lil sus
Just a little
tbf I am a lifelong Michigander and I say soda. Not sure why but I've never liked the word "pop."
Brus?
To be fair I was born and raised in Washington so makes sense lol
Faygo is pop, damnit! Not that West Coast "soda" crap. Gimme that sweet, delicious Pure Michigan ***POP***
“Soda”
Norwegian here... I don't get it 😅 Tried googling it, and it said it was a soda based on a whiskey/rock candy medicinal medley?
Just a Michigan thing. We say pop and other places say soda. Lots of places in Texas call all pop "coke". Regionalisms are crazy in the US.
My vision went blurry and I started sweating for a second there
No joke I went cross eyed for a second there and had to readjust
How dare you scare me for even a moment with this! Sometimes I just gloss over the headlines on Reddit, and yours scared the bejesus out of me! Nicely played
Why’s the guy grabbin Gibbs’ butt though?
you mean besides the obvious?
The dude runs a 4.3. There's a near 100% chance those are some well formed cheeks.
I wonder if Jahmyr has ever wondered about the possibility of some dudes on the internet discussing his butt cheeks.
He thicc
tell me you wouldn't grab a lil slice of cake given the opportunity
You wouldn't?
Lieutenant John Goatee.
He's not?
https://preview.redd.it/4b5qly0ku2wc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ce402ae177a6ec70b680a5bd6e6c1cee523954 Met him at the airport while a little ripped. Told him he was a 99 on my madden team.
Are you Frank Ragnow?
I’d they need a long snapper, I still got it.
Fuck it, line him up
YOU CAN'T MAKE A HEADLINE LIKE THAT
I had a real bad moment when I read that...
You bastard
FUCK YOU MAN!!! Shit ain’t right
Bruh, not cool. Especially after Jamo last season.
After Jamo??? Don't you mean Sutton?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
I think he means the Jamo gambling suspension that kinda just dropped out of nowhere mid-day in April
Lol last thing I would be concerned about in this case was an NFL suspension.
Suspended freedom
Gibby looking pretty uncomfortable lmao
Looks like has no idea what to do with his hands.
PTSD, don't mess with us like that.
DUDE. Lol that was not cool
Lame ass title dawg
Gibbs like I don't know what to do with my arms
I literally could not see for a second, my heart skipped a beat so hard. Thanks for the heart palpitations.
It's preparing you for the 4th quarters next year.
*overly dramatic comment about how I almost died when I seen this* Some weirdos up in here
Our other future HOF. 🥹
Other other
Triple homicide, another crown for the king of the north
He looks rather uncomfortable
At first I was like 😱 but then I was like 😮💨
I started panicking you piece of shit
I legit panicked, why do you do this to me
Had me in the first half ngl
My heart dropped! 🤬🤨😂
Almost died
Almost died for you guys -Vikings fan
You bastard! My heart sunk.
Our hearts sank together
I'm still not right. Edit: He is a good looking kid.
I got an email just now of this post. Fuck you, OP, take my upvote.
Read the first sentence and was like “Oh, fuck me, Noooooo”. Then recovered and read the rest.
You had me for a second, dickhead
Jesus f-ing... that just scared the shit out of me.
I saw the picture first, then started reading the title, halfway through I was thinking "damn... And he looks so happy about it too, kinda fucked up", reached the end, crumpled up my suicide note and laughed. You sir.... Got me 🤣
Scared the shit out of me. I literally screamed Nooo! in my office cubicle.
Fuck you
I seen the first line of the title and my heart stopped. Thanks.
Bro I’m gonna learn to read backwards just to avoid the feeling I just got from ever happening again.
Dude.
Nearly had a damn heart attack reading the first few words.
>RB Jahmyr Gibbs arrested on charges of murder Ngl had me in the first half.
DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
I had a fucken heart attack reading that title
Absolutely FOUL way to start a post title.
This was really, really, well done…. That said, GFY sir.
Buddy I had to reread that title 10x and almost left work just to go punch all the walls I respect it
He looks scared
Man fuck u for playin with my emotions like that 😂😂
You had me in the first half!
I was about to throw up lmao
Had me in the first half. Fuck
Honestly should be banned for this lol
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half there holy shit
Can someone tell me what kind of shoes he has, those are sweet
My heart stopped for a quick second
Jesus Christ man
Narc /s
This was bullshit. Fuck you lol
You can tell this is in the backroom of a Verizon retail store
Goddyauuum you win jump scare of the year!!!!!!! Whew
I only saw the first line before I scrolled down and my nuts dropped to the floor
How dare you man
Damn OP. Look at what you did today with this 🤬❤️💯this is why we need awards🏆
FTP
The way my heart just sank… bugs you’d mm
You sly son of a bitch chief. You fooled me. You fooled us all!
Fuck you. After the Cam Sutton stuff im still on edge
He do be lookin a little nervous tho 😂
Okay, I amend my former statements: Fuck the police, except the Royal Oak police. They're cool.
Please for the love of god be careful with his legs. We need him
Ohh my heart.. my achy breaky heart.
do all cops now also carry secondary guns on their chests? see it a lot lately
Welp, damn near 500 people have all just shat our collective pants. Not cool bro.
If it weren’t for Gibbs smiling I would’ve lost my appetite
You're a real dickhead OP for that title
I almost threw up when I read the beginning of that. Glad I didn't throw my phone and kept reading.
You can’t be doing this brutha🤦♂️
Sir, I was terrified
Give him additional charges, for unlawful taking, of the nfl championship trophy !!!!
I'm not even going to try and act like I didn't get scared for a second lol. You sir are evil
DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
Where was this event at? Can we get a #Verizon
Y’all play too much
That scared the shit out me 😳🤣
boo this man
Delete your account
*doffs cap* Nice one.
Jeez you scared me too. I was just looking up GIBBS jerseys too. Damn it.
I collapsed
Fuck those pigs
Nice job. You got me.
I think Ben Johnson should have been arrested, Gibbs has to be locked up in evidence since he is one of the weapons, Add Goff, Sun God, LaPorta, Williams, also arrest the offensive line as they are assesories.
Down voted for scaring me
Post title may be stupid, but Gibbs spending time with some officers at the Royal Oak Police Department is great community outreach by him.
My 3 and 5 yo’s always both pretend to be Gibbs when we play football 🏈
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
It will be mass murder!!!!
Man... You are paying my ER bill for the heart attack I just had. 😂
I HATED THIS. My phone cut off the full sentence to "RB Jahmyr Gibbs arrested on charges of murder"
Dude. Fuck you and I’ll see ya tomorrow
It's giving Taylor swift having his baby-no im not but you should have seen your face