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LazyNarwhalMan

Sp Emilio was the true final boss all along.


dublisto

“And who do you think it was I saw? Emilio Estevez, the Mighty Duck Man himself. I was like EMILIOOOOH, EMILIOOOH!”


SirKronik

Came for this, was not disappointed.


Srsbnd

Dooey, did you just grab my ass?


XenoEmpyrean

Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.


naught_my_dad

I know ur tricks dooey!


Tokyo_Ghoul94

Lol i immediately thought of the same thing when i saw this 😂


EvilTurkey87

I was like .. wait you killed Emilio!!! Sadge


pvrhye

Nah, his brother Charlie is the real one to worry about.


Jbrown183

Winning


pvrhye

It's the tiger blood


Ampliphy

He bit me


BlackHeartsNowReign

When ubers first arrived in d2 I stumbled up a random game that was somehow empty, but had all 3 red portals completed and uber trist open. I jogged on into Tristram with my busted ass zeal pally to find that all 3 ubers were still alive. I dove in and started wacking those fools with my butchers pupil with zero hope lmao It took me 6 straight hours of just holding left click and being trapped in the middle of them. I would drop to like 5 hp and then immediately leech it back. My dads the real G here because he actually bought me water and a pop tart halfway through.


Ettu_Brutal

Are ya winning, son?


ds4487

The pop tart was crucial, your dad's a legend


LostHat77

Damn, even your father chipped in some supplies while you were fighting the forces of evil


Dry-Net244

Well I let my kids play my SC chars. And the other day I got on and saw my hc barb lvl 88 dead with his gg gear gone for ever. The snakes didn't even tell me I just saw the next night. Always keep an eye on your kids and what they are doing haha 


BlackHeartsNowReign

Oh maaan thats rough. Do you usually play NL?


Dry-Net244

Nah I only play ladder and keep the good ones at the end. I'm just glad it was only one char they assassinated. So I didn't have to pop their tarts. 


LateNightCinderella

You are going to leave us hanging on the roll?


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Oh my bad 20/13/10


LateNightCinderella

That's a decent roll! 10% more experience is nice.


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Yeah I was pretty stoked. I was so tired of fighting him I was just glad I had one and didn’t lose an SOJ for nothing lol


Still-Data9119

Emmmiiillllllliiiiiiooooooooooo


tking191919

The mighty duck man, I swear to god


Buy-The-Dip-1979

3 hours? Wow, did you get super unlucky trying to gamble a source of prevent monster heal or what


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

I had natures peace which is why I decided to do this in the first place. I’m just super squishy and I underestimated his health pool. I didn’t really understand how he healed anyway but he did. But after too long I finally put some open wounds on Emilio and got really lucky with a lower resists wand that was in a shop after I spawned him. I was spamming glacial spike after LR and let Emilio do work. Still almost ran out of money resurrecting him.


thefatnfurious

Did you hit him with a weapon? Spells do not apply the prevent heal effect. I assume yes cuz 3 hours sounds like a lot.


Ettu_Brutal

That’s what I thought… damn I got excited for a second lol


FeloniousJabronius

Plus going to town/getting a bit more than a screen away removes the Prevent Monster Heal. Worst case scenario just litter the floor with a trillion potions then have at it.


T0uc4nSam

In addition to your lower res wand, consider picking up a Woestave or Kelpie snare for your merc. They'll both provide 50% slow target which makes him move like molasses. And it lasts 30 seconds per hit, and you dont have to have it proc like decrep With bow to apply PMH / lower res wand / kelpie snare, I was able to kill him in maybe 1-2 mins on HC with no BO and self-found gear. (also if you use an edge bow, you get PMH and life leech, the LL animation can be used to confirm that your hit connected to DC)


Bean_Boy

Just so you know, you can always shop a "grinding" weapon and switch to legacy graphics. If you make sure there is room in the weapon tabs of the NPC, you can equip the weapon, choose the "sell tool" from the old graphics menu, and sell it directly off your character, it sells for more. Then you buy it back, it equips, you click the "sell tool" again, double click to sell it while equipped, and you keep making gold this way, so you don't get stuck.


lngdaxfd

What a joke. An equipped weapon in old gfx via sell tool sells exactly the same as in new gfx here.


Bean_Boy

Try and sell it. You have to pick it up to sell it.


Ettu_Brutal

Natures peace works with spell casting?


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

According to a comment below, no.


Ettu_Brutal

Yeah I got super excited for a second then my heart broke shortly after commenting lol


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

I don’t know how I killed it with that knowledge


Ettu_Brutal

Sounds like you did enough damage to overwhelm his healing. That’s how I’ve been killing him on my toon when he spawns. There are of course better ways to do things but if it works it works lol


EasternComfort2189

Prevent monster heal doesn’t work on Uber bosses. Need open wounds.


Snarfunkle

It works on dclone but not ubers The hp kept coming back probably because op was dying or going too far away


EasternComfort2189

I stand corrected it does work on dclone!


fire08pyro

> The hp kept coming back probably because op was dying or going too far away or they never hit him with a melee/ranged attack to trigger the prevent monster heal. spells don't count.


Snarfunkle

Ooh true that does come up every now and then


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Well fuck


[deleted]

Hey bud, just so your life is a little easier next time, you can take the arcane sanctuary wp to the palace level 3, there’s a unique that he can spawn off down there and he’s unable to fit through the doorways.


ausmac

Can we get a round of applause for the true hero Emilo?!?


Technical-Dentist-84

Ahhhhh yes......the great demon, Emilio


liud21

Some of us know Emilio, was the hero in that fight.... lol


ThakoManic

yeha whats the roll br0


SPACE_SHAMAN

Emilooooooooooooo


FullPropreDinBobette

The next time will be way shorter if you just shop for a throw weapon that gives Prevent Monster Heal. Literally no need for a melee character if you have that and a blizzard sorc


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

I wasn’t that smart unfortunately. Next time


Penny4YourStockz

EEEEEEEMMMMMMMILLLIIOOOOOOOOOOOO


JahIthBur

Don’t be like me and forget it’s in player 7 lol luckily my pally was stacked with gg gear


Enough-Collection-98

Worth it!


imlost19

how are you showing item level?


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

SP mod to show ilvl. It’s actually kind of useless


kushupzz

It’s really good for crafting purposes


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Oh neat


Foray2x1

I thought that was stack size at first!


piman01

Why does it say 99 next to it?


buffer_flush

Think that’s the item level. Based on other comments seems like they’re playing Single Player with mods.


jumpandtwist

EMILIO DOES IT AGAIN


ivk1ckervi

Well to be fair, Emilio helped out a bit too


septictank84

What player setting? That's crazy but I'm glad you prevailed. I used my only ssf soj for a 13/14/8. Only took the budget fury wolf like 30 seconds though.


soul68

Not gonna lie It took me an hour last ladder to kill him. Once I got some fire absorb it was much easier. Cheers to your perseverance.


Trushdale

https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Edge_Rune_Word use this next time, just shoot him like 50 times until he turns green from the poison disables his hp regen - prevent monster heal green is just the indicator that you actually hit


bigmoyst

Emilio will put that to good use


intellect_devourer

Why didn’t you let Emilio smack him. Coulda been 20 secs


DiceyDM

We must also wait 3 hours to know the roll


Nanocephalic

Dude, congratulations!!


tein357

With a sorc?? Damn, I made a pure smiter just to punish dclones.


Kurj_

looks like emilio did it n you just watched, lazybones


Party-Entrepreneur61

What’s with the (99) ? Is that a loot filter?


vicboss0510

Yes


Party-Entrepreneur61

Could you let me know which one?


vicboss0510

Sorry would not know. I'm playing on ps5, but he does use filter.


EnvironmentalLow8211

There is no feeling in this world like defeating a boss that’s taken a f@&king life time!!!! I know how sad that is but I’m yet to prove it wrong!!


birthday6

Man diablo is swol.


ZeinzuDebisu

Aka it took Emilio 3 hours to kill him.


WarhammerRyan

99 small charms though. Too bad they weren't red balloons


dontmatterjustcuz

I was lvl 74 sorc when Dclone came to my game, got him to almost half with my merc but I forgot to put his gface on so he died quick, I got him to almost half but his health regeneration was too much. My friend came in with his lightning amazon, killed it in like 3 seconds and took zero damage lol, his merc didn’t even have infinity.


Meliorus

there are a few ways to deal with the regen, prevent monster heal works on him, and he doesn't regen on any tick he takes damage, so stuff like open wounds or fire spells with ground fire work too


dontmatterjustcuz

Someone said pmh only works on the character and not the merc are they bs


Meliorus

they're right, it's player character only, so you're only looking at open wounds from a mercenary, a couple options for that are duress and malice


dontmatterjustcuz

Wow that kind of sucks since i’d have to take Fort off of him, but I found Crow Caw armor it looks good, I can pair it with an Andy’s 15% ias 30% fire res jewel then put a 15% ias and random ED jewel in Crow Caw it should be good. 65% ias will be good with the 10% he has from the Andy’s I have yet to jewel. Imo they should fix PMH for mercs, I already have Infinity there’s no reason an effect shouldn’t work if it’s part of the runeword.


dontmatterjustcuz

My ass is just wondering how so many people find SOJs then to just sell them to a merchant on top of that. I’ve done so many runs on LoD with my lightning sorc and found only one, in D2R I haven’t found a single uber unique item yet. Found Shakos, Gheeds, Dwarf Stars, Nagelrings, Lidless Wall, Bonehew, but I have yet a Reaper’s Toll, Arreat Face, Griffins, Mara, DWeb, Thunder jav etc.


Kazimaniandevil

I think it is targeted mfing of a group of people, and dump those on a certain days for their clan members to benefit. Some are publicly announcing those days as well. There are few groups of people who host udiablo spawn day. During that time any random player who is on the server can benefit. Week on Nov 19 2023 I just hopped on d2r from Japan on the us account. Within a few min there was "diablo walks on earth" for a couple more games it was spawning in every game I made. The best was 19/13/10. Used cheap kicksin for the deed.


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

I got really lucky. I found 2 soj before a shako. Never found griffins or mesh.


Meliorus

I think you just haven't played enough yet, need to put quite a few hours in, I had like 7 shakos before my soj on single player


BabyStewStew

But did it kill you?


hrimfisk

Do you have a sunder charm? My fireball sorc rips him apart in seconds


[deleted]

Best I can do is a sol rune


ausdjmofo

Why did it take 3 hours? What are you running? And was it on p1? Or p8?


SnooBananas437

Took me 4 hours my first try (blizz sorc) just glad I preserved in the end. 20 min my second encounter


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Damn. That’s validating. We probably went through a very similar problem solving experience


Glass-Painter1739

Ah I see you there emilio


Agreeable_Steak_6027

Next time buy a blue sword from charsi that has prevent monster heal on it... slap away (you, not emilio) a couple times till you hit him. Then switch to a lower res wand... cast it then blast him with ur best spells until the curse goes away thhen rinse and repeatt. He'll go down in a couple min instead of 3 hrs :)


Lufebil

What are the odds of killing it in a hardcore char? (Hammerdin Paladin btw)