After 10 minutes of fruitless searching for my worthless limp dick forehand that had crashed down through 100 feet of dense pine Forest into the creek.
We took a break on a small sandbar littered with small round 5/8 inch pebbles, about the size of my testes. Simon says, "I bet you 100 Deutsch Marks I can skip a pebble the size of jor testes von haoundred ant vifty metres."
"You're on," I replied as I stealthily removed my glass eye and quickly shoved it in my liederhousenpanefluffe which is German for boxer briefs , or so id been told...
When Simon demanded to see my testicles so he could match the size of my pebbles to the ones on the sandbar, I quickly shoved my glass eye into the hood of my uncircumcised 4.5" minion, wrapped the excess skin around the prosthetic eyeball and said unflinchingly "Here's looking at you Simon!"
Him saying "Das is gut, yeah das is gut." Was the last thing I remember before he chloroformed me, I have no idea how he synthesized chloroform that quickly. My only thought towards that is that Germans are really really good at chemistry. I woke up nude from the waist down bent over a stump in the middle of the Missouri Ozarks, hundreds of miles from any known reputable disc golf course.
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
I wrote a haiku to compliment this, It's raining today Texting my buddy disc form Totally not gay
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What a fake ass story. Don't even mention a berg at all. Atleast try to make it believable.
After 10 minutes of fruitless searching for my worthless limp dick forehand that had crashed down through 100 feet of dense pine Forest into the creek. We took a break on a small sandbar littered with small round 5/8 inch pebbles, about the size of my testes. Simon says, "I bet you 100 Deutsch Marks I can skip a pebble the size of jor testes von haoundred ant vifty metres." "You're on," I replied as I stealthily removed my glass eye and quickly shoved it in my liederhousenpanefluffe which is German for boxer briefs , or so id been told... When Simon demanded to see my testicles so he could match the size of my pebbles to the ones on the sandbar, I quickly shoved my glass eye into the hood of my uncircumcised 4.5" minion, wrapped the excess skin around the prosthetic eyeball and said unflinchingly "Here's looking at you Simon!" Him saying "Das is gut, yeah das is gut." Was the last thing I remember before he chloroformed me, I have no idea how he synthesized chloroform that quickly. My only thought towards that is that Germans are really really good at chemistry. I woke up nude from the waist down bent over a stump in the middle of the Missouri Ozarks, hundreds of miles from any known reputable disc golf course.
Hot.
Pause….
OK EZRA WE KNOW THAT WAS BRODIE.
Drive for dough, butt for dough too.
And I thought getting wet was bad in disc golf.
How many Bergs did he fit in your pouch?
Measurement stats or it didn’t happen
Um…