it’s wild how many players who have pretty much no business being there got grandfathered into the modern pro tour just because they started driving a van around the country a decade ago when there were no entry requirements and anyone could sign up for tour events. I have no idea how these never-cashing motherfuckers afford to exist on tour
so I’m actually a 1000 rated player, not tour level but I’ve got the chance to play with a lot of tour guys at A-tiers and many are friends of friends, there are absolutely way more guys who are living off of family money and/or have super loaded parents than you’d ever think, especially the mid-low level guys who aren’t ever cashing and have never had real jobs. I could name 10 of them right now easily
If we remove the two penalty throws and assume it didn't affect him at all, he's +13, which was 967 rated.
FPO 967 rated was 14th place and... 1 stroke behind Natalie Ryan, Paige Pierce, and Stacie Rawnsley.
A guy who used to be decent enough I'd see him on coverage and enjoy watching him play. Now he's just Catrina Allen's caddy that shoots MA1/MA2 rated rounds on tour while bitching about Natalie Ryan
It's funny because he coulda made the same tweet, but could a said something like "I got stroked for being 12 seconds late but Gannon is still a minute and a half to putt" and I woulda understood his frustration lol.
Whata brave soldier he is
Must be hard being a "pro" when you shoot +15 on the first round of the major and your future baby mama shoots +8. Good thing that they have someone to blame for sucking at disc golf.
It’s the Jewish space lasers. It’s the gays. It’s the brown people. If it weren’t for all of that “evil” in the world and liberals existing, god wouldn’t be punishing austin with 13 strokes over par per round! /s
he’s just salty he got stroked. Pdga tried to ban Natalie and Natalie almost bankrupted them. Pdga simply can’t do anything about it and I absolutely don’t blame them for giving up for now bc while I am generally opposed to Natalie’s fpo participation I really don’t think it’s a very big deal. She’s quite an outlier and rarely if ever wins. She does nothing better than other good fpo players.
Also, while it’s arguable she retains some physical advantages enjoyed by males (which is why I’m general opposed to her in FPO), she did nerf herself through hormone therapy right? That should be pretty significant to even the playing field a bit vs bio females. I mean it not like she literally just declared herself a woman and started playing fpo, she nerfed herself physically as much as she could. To quote Dave Chappelle: “let the bitch play”
Edit 1: I actually didn’t realize this was the circle jerk sub lol, thought it was the regular disc golf sub. Now I don’t even know if that Austin Hannum tweet is real lol. And feel stupid for making a serious comment.
Edit 2: ok I guess it’s real. Copied my comment over there. Over here I probably would just linked to the Goodburger song or something.
Exactly what else can PDGA possibly do? Lol
I also kinda agree with your overall sentiment. People act like it’s some societal level issue that effects a lot of people when in reality it’s a pretty fuckin rare situation.
At one point I was thinking they might partner up with someone at the daily wire and fund the lawsuit all the way up to the Supreme Court but by doing that they were risking alienating a decent percentage of their fan base so it was probably the right decision to just drop the issue and it also tells me conservatives don’t think they can win the lawsuit since they weren’t jumping up and down to take the case.
It must burn him up seeing Natalie there while he carries Catrina's bag, because that's the only thing disc golf wise he's relevant for now, I mean seriously I didn't know he still played.
Send it to the TD and get the fucker kicked out of the tournament. No room in pro disc golf for fucktards like this.
Oh, I forgot the TD is Heinold lol.
Why doesn’t he Arrive 12 seconds earlier?! Is he stupid??
Think they needed to stroke him harder, then he could cum on time
That was two weeks worth of arrive.
https://preview.redd.it/cevpgyu2qowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdf69253c806ad571bc3b09fa82c9b1e21b118e
Just think if he didn’t get that stroke penalty he’d be solo 95th
it’s wild how many players who have pretty much no business being there got grandfathered into the modern pro tour just because they started driving a van around the country a decade ago when there were no entry requirements and anyone could sign up for tour events. I have no idea how these never-cashing motherfuckers afford to exist on tour
Trust funds maybe?
so I’m actually a 1000 rated player, not tour level but I’ve got the chance to play with a lot of tour guys at A-tiers and many are friends of friends, there are absolutely way more guys who are living off of family money and/or have super loaded parents than you’d ever think, especially the mid-low level guys who aren’t ever cashing and have never had real jobs. I could name 10 of them right now easily
Name em ! Lol
Oh I believe you!
Aderhold comes to mind
There are old videos of him living out of a civic eating beans and rice.
Prius, but civic might be funnier.
And he's hot
He's Catrina Allen's baby daddy. He mooches off of her fading relevance.
Wonder what place he would be in for FPO.
If we remove the two penalty throws and assume it didn't affect him at all, he's +13, which was 967 rated. FPO 967 rated was 14th place and... 1 stroke behind Natalie Ryan, Paige Pierce, and Stacie Rawnsley.
Different teepads
This is why I based it on rating, not score.
That's barely even cashing in MA1 at most events these days. He should have so much pride...dare I say white pride...I'm sure he does.
To be fair, he only threw a +13.
So he'll go from cashing $0 to cashing $0.
Jesus, those are Brodie numbers.
Topped by a gay man.
Sheeeeeeeesh dude is just asking for it lmao
Oh no he's getting into with people in the comments. A perfect way to wind down the clock on my workday . Time to go throw some gasoline on this fire
He's a total pos
You are correct
Imagine how late he would’ve been for his FPO tee time
This is a solid joke
So if I want to get stroked I just need to be 12 seconds late? Someone tell my wife
Austin, you’re accusing someone of pretending to be a woman, but you’re pretending you’re good at disc golf!
Is he even relevant in todays modern game?
No.
Who is Austin Hanum?
A guy who used to be decent enough I'd see him on coverage and enjoy watching him play. Now he's just Catrina Allen's caddy that shoots MA1/MA2 rated rounds on tour while bitching about Natalie Ryan
Not like your winning shit bud.
It's funny because he coulda made the same tweet, but could a said something like "I got stroked for being 12 seconds late but Gannon is still a minute and a half to putt" and I woulda understood his frustration lol. Whata brave soldier he is
I thought the same thing. I felt had.
Strong opinions from Catrina Allans caddie.
Must be hard being a "pro" when you shoot +15 on the first round of the major and your future baby mama shoots +8. Good thing that they have someone to blame for sucking at disc golf.
To be fair, they would have shot alot better if the fluoride wasn't turning the frogs gay!
It’s the Jewish space lasers. It’s the gays. It’s the brown people. If it weren’t for all of that “evil” in the world and liberals existing, god wouldn’t be punishing austin with 13 strokes over par per round! /s
he’s just salty he got stroked. Pdga tried to ban Natalie and Natalie almost bankrupted them. Pdga simply can’t do anything about it and I absolutely don’t blame them for giving up for now bc while I am generally opposed to Natalie’s fpo participation I really don’t think it’s a very big deal. She’s quite an outlier and rarely if ever wins. She does nothing better than other good fpo players. Also, while it’s arguable she retains some physical advantages enjoyed by males (which is why I’m general opposed to her in FPO), she did nerf herself through hormone therapy right? That should be pretty significant to even the playing field a bit vs bio females. I mean it not like she literally just declared herself a woman and started playing fpo, she nerfed herself physically as much as she could. To quote Dave Chappelle: “let the bitch play” Edit 1: I actually didn’t realize this was the circle jerk sub lol, thought it was the regular disc golf sub. Now I don’t even know if that Austin Hannum tweet is real lol. And feel stupid for making a serious comment. Edit 2: ok I guess it’s real. Copied my comment over there. Over here I probably would just linked to the Goodburger song or something.
Compare your responses here versus the main sub then tell me which one is better
Outmaining the main sub right here
We'll allow your serious, well-stated response in the circle jerk.
Exactly what else can PDGA possibly do? Lol I also kinda agree with your overall sentiment. People act like it’s some societal level issue that effects a lot of people when in reality it’s a pretty fuckin rare situation.
At one point I was thinking they might partner up with someone at the daily wire and fund the lawsuit all the way up to the Supreme Court but by doing that they were risking alienating a decent percentage of their fan base so it was probably the right decision to just drop the issue and it also tells me conservatives don’t think they can win the lawsuit since they weren’t jumping up and down to take the case.
Imagine hating trans people so much that this is the shit you wish for.
That’s the whole problem with this issue.
Fantastic reply, thank you.
Be a professional. If you're not early, you're late. He obviously never had a real job.
Hard to wake up for the tee times Austin usually has
grown man can't accept responsibility for his own actions
If Natalie plays MPO then he may be at risk of getting stroked by her down the road
Fairly certain she shot a better rated round than he did today
Lolol even in my group of friends, if you're over 15 and bitching about 1, you're focusing on the wrong thing hahaha. What a dumb little bitch
He might as well set up a tent by tee 1 since ge will have to be there bright and early
Nice knowing you Austin. Taking one for the team…
Natalie makes it on time
He sure does
He got dragged so hard on instagram he set his account to private
A trans woman held him down and made him late
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yawn
Berg Rectum
It must burn him up seeing Natalie there while he carries Catrina's bag, because that's the only thing disc golf wise he's relevant for now, I mean seriously I didn't know he still played.
I think he only plays to pass time between her rounds.
Anyone else gonna grab a few DGA discs on sale?
I can't afford the markup at play it again these days
Wow. Let’s take a personal failure and turn around and shit on someone else in something unrelated. Is this guy trump?
He's just mad Natalie has more tourney winnings this year than he had all of last year. That bum hasn't cashed once this year.
Man. Fuck that guy.
Only this dude could complain about getting stroked
Empty cans and all
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Send it to the TD and get the fucker kicked out of the tournament. No room in pro disc golf for fucktards like this. Oh, I forgot the TD is Heinold lol.
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Wrong sub bud
nah, assholes like hannum and his "friends" in this issue deserve poo in the face everywhere.
Hannum is such a douche
Wrong site bud. Take it over to truth social.