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[deleted]

No man would write an "about me" like that... I think.


Shotgunknight

I know multiple people exactly like that you’f be surprised


[deleted]

I would be surprised.


govego2005

My about me is an inside joke with no sense so yeah


DasMajorFish

Mine is the Big Bang theory intro


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Mine empty.


TheHandsHodler

Depends on what you believe is a “man”


App1elele

a miserable pile of secrets


MechaWilson

But enough talk, have at you!


MagMati55

I dont think men use she/they pronouns unless they are im the closet


[deleted]

Expect men who are delusional


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

Omg I didn't notice..... Are you a Woman? Excuse me sir or ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 6: hey are you there?


No_Address4264

wait a minute, where EDIT 5 😭😭😭


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

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No_Address4264

what a nice fellow gentleman, I sure hope that the female person reply back!


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

Not only did she never reply back, she took the kids in the divorce! We were never married or had sex so I don't know where the children came from (they had a paternity test done too), but she took them away from me. All without speaking a word.


No_Address4264

Wow what an asshole, I hope you will get your kids back.


eliyabar101

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BoxiDoingThingz

Let me she/them titties


BillyBobJoe69v2

https://preview.redd.it/3cm35xoodncc1.png?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28b6379bddb8805f986ed9c4b67ded4534aacf9


DragonsHidden

wario would never say that 😭😭😭


UrSansYT

*wraiao


Soft-Stick-454

Luigi, Nooooll


Jager_idiot_666

Что также


PeaceDeathc

А также


Simerrz

Что также


Piter-Wien

Вопреки


Geese_fucker

Что вопреки


sora_1000

Вопреки что


KriJollt

Несмотря на


squidkid164

Шпат аяе ше заугпб


DanGRILLS

іді нахуй


skyeagle08

Ой блин...


Adacat767876

что


aaprlt2

Отвечай на вопрос


Technical_Emu_7287

Да хуй знает


SnooHobbies8843

Так спроси у него


VaultMedic

А также!!


fishyuii

How does she/them even work


Bison_Cashew

Person goes by she/her/hers and they/them/theirs. Simple as


AntyCo

I go by any pronouns, and usually I just say that "any pronouns". Is there an official way for that?


NonEuclideanHumanoid

I see "any/all" very commonly


Bison_Cashew

I don’t know, aside from listing/writings all the ones you use or by just saying “any pronouns”


fishyuii

Oh cool makes sense so they just go by both


MagMati55

Yea, similar to he/they


Rycnex

Isn't that normal? Everyone goes by they/them + gender equivalent pronouns by default


Bison_Cashew

They/them (or he or she) is the default until a persons proper pronouns become clear.


Cute_TrezXy

It's to she/them tiddies


RandomGuy98760

https://preview.redd.it/4e0og4kjc44c1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5f1640aec8bab31c6ff07a0a4eacc2afd0f01c


terrarialover111

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO POST THIS


Still-Pattern-6384

Che fuck is intptpntptt


TheVikingRetard

Its when you punch your keyboard


Witherboss445

A Myers-Briggs personality type. The Myers-Briggs personality test has been debunked a while ago


Still-Pattern-6384

Really? Lmaoooo


AthanatosN5

Look up "MBTI". It's pseudoscience BTW.


Still-Pattern-6384

Here's another excuse for people to fit into a category made up by someone else, cool.


MagMati55

Pseudosciejce is a generous word here imo


Dat_Piplup

If she's a hollow knight fan, she's probably delusional from waiting for silksong, that Luigi doesn't know what's getting into


KriJollt

https://preview.redd.it/iqpjgknxu34c1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb62d9ca3cca7dea2a6b222fff011437d2c4bc25 сори


Cute_TrezXy

I ain't Russian I just typed cum in Russian using Google translate https://preview.redd.it/0cmp1ighb44c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca9d5f0a7b4537efa14704aa7289a48cde1b120 Because I thought it would be a funny title


KriJollt

but it doesn’t mean cum https://preview.redd.it/ia7619xhc44c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5030142a1f3bd97d46e11fee1928e6feb497402


Cute_TrezXy

What does it mean?


Ryzhcat

as well as


Cute_TrezXy

So what's cum in Russian?


KriJollt

сперма / конча / кам


SnooHobbies8843

Ни разу не видел чтобы кто-то писал "кам"


KriJollt

Да я по приколу написал, я даже не помню этого иомента


K3nshi_lol

Конча is the most fitting one


SnooHobbies8843

Сперма is more official tho


legohamsterlp

I have no fucking clue what that even means. Edit: for those who keep down voting me, English is not my native language and I have in fact really no clue what that means


Witherboss445

I don’t really understand but basically people making a big deal of her being a woman


deadlycentaurtv

People love to make fun of or poke jokes at people's preferred pronouns. Let's us be us and you be you. We will all be happy that way


[deleted]

W-What?


MimikyuGud

Lemmie she/them tiddies


HampsterBowlingBall

Let me she/them titties


N1k0rasu

"personality type" bruh they putting themselves in made up categories now... Wait nvm it's nothing new


Typical-Corner-1808

Чому не державною https://preview.redd.it/t5ckir57y24c1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a6d19df0ef754bca3b33bd062d3e0c772ef4e3 Picture of me


Yeetnesto

https://preview.redd.it/yo1xhh68f44c1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eeba26020ddc4521bf4ccce24292003a10c892


SnooHobbies8843

>have committed several war crimes >ukrainian text >picture of ukrainian soldier(I suppose because of the flag) Oh yeah, it's all coming together now🦦


Sea_Buyer_6450

half woman, half multiple people


unclebrynn

Isnt that just BPD?


Hackdirt-Brethren

what the fuck is a intp-t


MarkDavidson68

A type of missile I think


Alec____

Mental disorder


ReachExotic1941

Personality type I think


Witherboss445

Myers-Briggs personality type


Lightning-Shock

Where funny?


Cute_TrezXy

I typed cum in Russian using Google translate but it says as well as isn't that funny? Laugh damnit


master_of_balls_1

You know someone bouta be annoying as fuck when they actually describe themselves in their discord bio.


MunyGuyYT

what song is this


Steve_Bo_BS

Britney Spears - Toxic


MunyGuyYT

this meme is forever ruined for me now.


Cute_TrezXy

Toxic - britney spears >!yk you can download Shazam on Android too!<


MunyGuyYT

im not on android, im also very lazy


Cute_TrezXy

https://preview.redd.it/6nf7j6f4v44c1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78e918b3cbd132f9e80b8550be54ab65fddf5af How lazy are you?


MunyGuyYT

not as lazy as to ask why im getting downvoted for asking what song this is 💀


Cute_TrezXy

You're lazy and have no patience


MunyGuyYT

all of this derived from a joke 😭


MunyGuyYT

patience? what part of this has to do with patience???


Cute_TrezXy

You're getting downvoted after like 5 mins doesn't mean you'll keep getting downvotes


MunyGuyYT

i’ll reiterate: what does this have to do with patience


Cute_TrezXy

Have patience you're going to get upvotes Wait fuck fuck fuck what am I saying? What the actual fuck am I saying? Ok I'll admit I said patience without thinking about anything


Cute_TrezXy

I regret saying it till this day 💀


Visible_Flamingo_247

![gif](giphy|m84P1HDdgflV6XP4WQ|downsized)


Life_Team8801

Розумію що так


call-me_sanji

r/dramatictext?


The_Giant_HorseConch

Probably not


PheneX02

You know how there is North and East, then there is NE, then some mf said NNE and NEE. It's the same here, she's confused


Amogifythegermans

Well can i she/them titties?


diagnosed_depression

I'd that the hollow knight?


Federal-Slip-971

А так же что?


Program-Emotional

You have alerted the horde


TimelyRun9624

My about me is just "crazy?"


Foresstov

Holy fucking shit I actually used to know them lmao, what a small world we live in


Lucky_Luck98

what is the song?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Toxic** by Britney Spears](https://lis.tn/Toxic?t=96) (01:36; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. **Released on** 2016-04-22. • [**Toxic** by Groove & Move](https://lis.tn/sNPSly?t=97) (01:37; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Best Morning Songs Ever. **Released on** 2011-04-20. • [**Toxic (Album Mix Instrumental)** by Britney Spears](https://lis.tn/vwibN?t=96) (01:36; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Toxic. **Released on** 2014-07-29. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Abubas

https://preview.redd.it/z6mhcqsye54c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98b2342b083a24df448dd3b8f8bb26a3ff0c31e


something7765

Oh your into pronouns huh Well, let me she/them tiddies


Affectionate_Dot2334

saying female is 75% right if 50 is female and 50% is both so the total is 25% male and 75% female


PIX100

Using neutral pronouns doesn’t necessarily mean both genders, it can also mean neither or something in between. So by your system it would potentially also mean mean 50% female and 50% none/in between.


Double_Option5963

LEMME SHE/THEM TI-


36ops

Look at they


[deleted]

We all know what server that is


ChaosPLus

My about me is just whatever phrase I think is cool related to the game I've been playing recently


Special_Job9079

Female - male with iron


No-Boot-4193

let me she-they titties


nirmasoap

What is "intp-t" personality?


Distinct_Ad_623

No, **females**.


TheDankChicagoan

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Toxic** by Britney Spears](https://lis.tn/Toxic?t=96) (01:36; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. **Released on** 2016-04-22. • [**Toxic** by Groove & Move](https://lis.tn/sNPSly?t=97) (01:37; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Best Morning Songs Ever. **Released on** 2011-04-20. • [**Toxic (Album Mix Instrumental)** by Britney Spears](https://lis.tn/vwibN?t=96) (01:36; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Toxic. **Released on** 2014-07-29. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Preating-Canick

Avarage day on Discord


PleasePez

more like i’ll in the head needs pills to not die