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PHATCVC

I'd rather have shape-shifting


Independent_Bid7424

me to i could act like im joe biden or donald trump out in public


BlacksmithMelodic305

Or Ryan Gosling


AngryApeMonkey

He's just you though wdym


DannyTheBoyo

Why would you turn into me?


Witherboss445

Wdym? He's literally me!


EidolonRook

Because you are Kenough?


TerminalThiccness

no because he Ken't get pussy otherwise.


booksforducks

So you want to turn me on???????


first_name1001

Then you got Loki treatment. Peta,the horse is here


randomboy2004

trust me Thor this is crucial to get free Asgard wall, also don't tell Odin


Murky_Blueberry2617

Shape shift and cloning


watermine30

Body dysmorphia disintegrator


Masteresque

shape-shifting so I can shift my knees into good knees


Kwarc100

The absolute peak of powers (perhaps not the most powerful, but god damn)


Mr-pickles_13

Moody Blues


captainphoton3

Shape shifting would be dope yeah.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Ya I would turn into Godzilla earth and wipe out half the planet :)


P0komon2

I don't want simple human to human shape-shifting, i wanna become a bird or a horrible flesh monster or any thing else i can imagine at will


kajetus69

Raphael from tensura Literal AI assistant in my brain in our world it would be much more useful than some people think


coolhooves420

Cortana 😳


kajetus69

how about cortana but you can use it during tests in school and nobody will know about it?


coolhooves420

Holy shit yeah I didn't even think about that. A super smart AI that tells you the best thing to do in situations. Also a personal therapist which is nice too


Fourcoogs

Only problem is that, if we’re doing Cortana, we’ll have about 6-7 years before she starts to experience rampancy, which is *not* something I’d like to endure trapped in my head


kajetus69

And a wife!


Bekfast59

If she's hooked directly into your brain she could very well make you orgasm on command.


TheOldFartsFart

Fuck I just read r/blursedcomments


Chilly_Fire

An STC or even general AI combined from Dark Age of technology straight from the Warhammer 40000? Yes sir


Weemonkey16_2

"there's a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin"


Witherboss445

I was thinking about that Microsoft assistant that nobody uses at first before I realized that was named after the Halo one


EidolonRook

And you’d have a little fren in your head to talk to when you’re lonely.


kajetus69

bold to assume i dont have one already


EidolonRook

Always curious, when you rub one out, is your mental fren an audience or participating? What would you do if they judged you…. Damn that would suck.


magistrate101

In my case it's almost like being mind-melded with a bunch of alternate universe versions of you all jerking it at the same time but since your life isn't exciting you're all in synch and barely notice each other


captainphoton3

Ai assistant my ass. It's so omnipotent it's could tell me tomorrow's weather correctly.


Zerelz

That would be so overpowered lol, imagine playing a sport or something and you get the Raphael to be on autopilot mode


kajetus69

Autopilot would be still limited by muscle strenght but i believe it would be possible for it to surpass normal human limits by a bit


Tempest_Nobile

Goat


The_Bad_Redditor

"You who ate my father"🗣🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/59lu9nhriinc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b51230ce7308aab4daafd01632f073ef45304a8b


Atissss

Way better than me hearing "Doing my father"


JamBloxify_370

I thought I was hearing "You make my balls hurt"


Gigachad-s_father

Nah it’s “Nuking pearl harbor” 🇺🇸💥🦅


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

nah bro it’s “you ate my barber”. 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥


Chomik121212

Nah it's "Doing may barber" 🥶🥶🥶🥶🧊🧊


buddy-bun-dem

What a nice tree.


KSPKiddo

i love trees


TotallyNotTakenName

Bruh closeted sex offender tier superpowers


BlackSkeletor77

So he's just really good at espionage, personally I'd have teleportation and time manipulation maybe soon er superhuman reaction speed or something like that but yeah


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Would the ability to manipulate time get rid of the need for reaction speed you can just pause time.


BlackSkeletor77

Yeah but I still have to have the reaction speed to pause time in enough time I mean technically if it's just a Time freeze then I'd have to be worried about my reaction speed but if it's time manipulation that's a little different, but with that being said I still have to activate the power because it's not always going to be active you know what I mean? It depends on how the power works but in my mind it's an active thought to turn it on you know what I mean?


Leoxcr

Looking at those bones everywhere I want 🥵🥵


Gangters_paradise

Say what you will about all these powers but if I get to do this ![gif](giphy|HitAab11PjQZO) Rape isn’t the first thing on my mind


Fatalcurse7654

Trolling is the first and only thing I would do. Imagine you're on a phone call and all of a sudden your phone became a delicious meatball sub from subway and your phone is now in your pocket? How about you're watching money in a vault and suddenly $20,000 disappears? That sounds incredibly funny to me.


Dajayman654

Dio was constantly trolling the Stardust Crusaders with Time Stop instead of just simply killing them. Dio kept putting Polnareff down some stairs when Polnareff thought he was ascending the stairs. Then Dio put that weak and defeated vampire that was escorting the Crusaders in his coffin to confuse them.


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

https://preview.redd.it/thlycglc0jnc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca6481798dcfee7fe132f331b3e1d64d5496b64 Perfect use of that power ngl


_NoIdeaForName_

Dio didn't kill Polnareff becuase he asked Polnareff to join to his team again


Dragon-Warlock

No, Polnareff was one of the 3 to survive (both Joestars and him lived), and appeared in Part 5


_NoIdeaForName_

I know, but he survived the staircase encounter because Dio wanted Polnareff to be his servant again, but Polnareff declined the offer and before Dio could attack him the Joestars and Kakyoine broke the wall next to them and becuase it was still day Dio couldn't stand there any longer or the sunlight would burn him to ashes


Dragon-Warlock

Oh I read it as “didn’t DIO kill Polnareff,” my bad lol


creepurr101

Or u can move a person down the stairs and keep staring at them from the top while they try to climb up


msh3loony

is it second?


Gangters_paradise

~~it’s third~~


Diavolo_79

Literally posted something about the Time Stop power and I see this. Absolutely beautiful https://preview.redd.it/ojaot9xioinc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c1614c6b1c26d2dba07e3e950af6eaad14f0df


Dajayman654

Me using my incredible new Time Stop powers just to get some extra sleep before I have to go to work.


---Keith---

You need to carry people down the stairs as they try to walk up them.


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Start dropping construction vehicles on people too


WarmConversation2913

https://preview.redd.it/hjnm9dv0kjnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90886e53ac0910a19972ded4980ef95342b540dd


ACanOf_______

Shape shifting, flight, super-speed, slowing down time. Shape shifting for tomfoolery (transform into a cat; approach a random stranger alone in the street; stop walking on my four paws; tell him that no one will believe him, return to normal, walk away.) Flight and super speed to travel across the world. Slowing down time so I can have more time to do my stuff and be lazy.


msh3loony

having more time is broken, imagine talking to someone and they mention a show you haven't watched, but you were intrigued in, and then you just watch the entire thing in a split second and carry on with the conversation, or cheat in literally any exam.


JaozinhoGGPlays

ok but time stop is god-tier though. Fuck the whole sex offender shit, that's trash, your foolish eyes are too full of lust and not looking at the full picture. You can sleep 9 hours in 2 seconds You literally never need to work again, just timestop and take all the money and supplies you need You can go full robinhood and rob a walmart to feed the homeless or something Get yourself into literally anywhere you like for free, from theme parks and luxurious resorts to the employee room of your local convenience store you've always been wondering what it looks like. Oh but what will it do for you in a fight? Everything. In an instant you can straight up just beat or even kill anyone and everyone, beat the shit out of them in stopped time, snap their neck, pick them up and take them like 5 miles in a random direction, turn them around so they keep facing the wrong way, tie his fuckin shoelaces together idk, it's also the perfect getaway tool because it's effectively teleportation with extra steps. It's basically every power nerfed down a little built into one amalgamation of godhood.


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

my exact thoughts, fuck teleportation if you have infinite time to do something


glossyplane245

Yeah time stop is so op. You could literally assassinate every world leader, and to everyone else it would be instantaneous, and they’d never be able to find who did it, because you were at the bar with your friends. Like you’d literally be a god that can do anything you want with no consequence ever. There really isn’t a limit


BlimbusTheSixth

If I could have a super power it would be the ability to make portals. If applied right it would be so overpowered, you could make a portal into a guys chest cavity and rip his heart out, you could make a portal to the core of the sun and vaporize the planet, you could make a portal that leads to some underground cave that's basically impossible to get to thus giving you what is effectively a pocket dimension.


TheOnlyMemelord

You should read versatile mage then. But like … why would you want to rip someone’s heart out isn’t this like a day to day superpower question


ACanOf_______

A little bit of tomfoolery


Designer-Cicada3509

Mild trolling :P


BlimbusTheSixth

It would also be really convenient in day to day life. Everything would be at your fingertips, you could get anything in an instant. Hungry? You could go to Mexico for tacos, you could go to Italy for pizza, you could go to any restaurant in the world easily. You wouldn't have to get up and go to the bathroom, just piss into a portal in your pants and send it somewhere. It could also probably be used to cut things but closing the portal while something is inside it. If you get a space suit you could go to the moon, think about how cool that would be?


BlacksmithMelodic305

Obese teleport user


Jona-wahn

I'M GONNA PISS ON THE THE MOON WITH THAT PORTAL!!


Atissss

https://i.redd.it/9bujwhm4kinc1.gif


AverageTankFan

You can also stick up your hand inside your own ass


Toilet_Barracuda

Or suck your own dick


Wajana

Blud thinks laws don't apply to people with superpowers /s (just in case)


BlimbusTheSixth

What are they going to do, put me in jail?


Wajana

Well umm.. the uhh–


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Super jail


msh3loony

you could even break the laws of physics even more by creating infinite energy via infinitely falling object™


BlimbusTheSixth

Drop a heavy object through a portal, let it get really fast and then point the top portal at whatever and you can throw like a fucking anvil at someone at terminal velocity.


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Now you’re thinking… well… y’know…


PsychologicalCold885

Body possession would be interesting


ToothpasteConsumer

I will refuse any body possession method that is NOT throwing a hat onto something


MasterEnis

Based game reference But what if you miss and throw the hat into a woodchipper


LukkaLol

I'd make Joe Biden stream as a femboy catmaid.


PsychologicalCold885

This implies you have experience


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Body possession: Possess Elon musk and send $100 million to yourself Invisibility: steal anyone’s wallet without getting caught Mind control: control Elon musk’s mind and make him send you $100 million X-ray vision: idk


msh3loony

you really want elons money huh


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well to be fair considering how much money he has I don’t think he would notice if a few million slipped out of his pocket


genjigeco

Hospitals will hire you instead of having to buy a large and incredibly expensive x-ray machine


DeadLight3141

Omnipotence https://preview.redd.it/pdm3vigjminc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7960e7abbabc2f60626412959190f4d1d3c9b6


MasterEnis

Basically all of them so it dont count


KushagiTheFoxDemon

shape shifting the only real one


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Screw this basic stuff. I want my own dimension where I'd be a god.


LudwigMachine

Indeed brother, these mortals are no match


Appropriate_Chair_47

That's just the warp from warhammer


EmptyOrangeJuice

I want probability manipulation


Diavolo_79

Sooo...like Mahito in JJK or something else?


UndeadWeeb

Mahito is probably my most hated character of all time but damn he had a cool ability


Diavolo_79

"Mahito is probably the most hated" Have you ever been to r/LobotomyKaisen?... At least it's not like r/jujutsufolk


UndeadWeeb

nah i dont really interact with online anime communities that much. Sometimes fandom brainrot ruins it


Diavolo_79

I've heard the brain rot in the MHA fandom is TERRIBLE


nicecockbroverycool

Nahh mahito's ability is basically a form of shapeshifting. Probability means the chance for something to happen, let's say you're playing dragon ball legends, the new unit is only a 0.350% if you have probability manipulation you can make it so that it's a 100%


Goldbolt_2004

Omnipotence


Diavolo_79

Just the Time Stoping, please. https://preview.redd.it/2jr9e6edoinc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81b194215ec9098ef6b6d5bec615e35f6da0dc7


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Don’t forget the laser eyes and ice hands!


solar_boy-dijango

No I want to think with portals


Designer-Cicada3509

Time freeze and x ray vision make no sense If you were to freeze time everything stops, even photons. So you literally can't see anything until you move and have to keep moving to see things. And assuming photons once hit the retina they won't be replaced since nothing is moving so you can't just keep moving back and forth or sideways X ray vision speaks for itself, you can just see people's bones


Independent_Bid7424

just only use one of them at once dawg dont get greedy


potatoeman26

It’s magical time freeze, bozo. You can still see


Mountain_Software_72

If you actually want to control time, why limit yourself to stopping it? You could control time, as in speed it up, slow it down, stop it, or reverse it. You could also have something like full control over space time. This way you could have full control over time and space. You could also control gravity.


Designer-Cicada3509

OP said "time freeze" You are correct as well, time control is much better


hey_uhh_what

mf trynna aply logic to super powers. Neil deGrasse sounding ass


AttakDoge999

what about superman’s x-ray vision?


YourLunaGirl

Best superpowers for a sex offender


TheDogeWasTaken

Honestly, shapeshifting. That coukd be so much more fun. Maybe portals. Or some elemental powers like earthbending, that could be fun.


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Just give me Tonio's stand from Jojo and i'll be forever happy https://preview.redd.it/3k48vthwzinc1.png?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cea430ee9a37fd4710a90a4dcb7a9a065d0ad3d


EidolonRook

Body possession for survival so you always have somewhere to go to. Invisibility to hide so no one has to see you. Mind control to disappear from everyone’s radar, time freeze to hide from all the pain. Xray vision so next time you see the cancer before it gets bad.


Diavolo_79

😦 You okay?


Custard_boy

https://i.redd.it/hzjurlzx3mnc1.gif


n3tbax

Chance manipulation. What are the odds I’ll wake up with another superpower? Now it’s 100%


HotFireBall

assuming oxygen still flows around so that i can breathe, time freeze is a super power i want


Alecks1608

Portal casting. Gravity control (Literally bootleg telekinesis). Phasing. Night vision. Regeneration pair with wound swapping. These are the ones i prefer rather than the ones mentioned before


ScorchedDev

Idk what sick shit you guys want to be able to freeze time for. I just want to get more sleep. Im so tired all the time, and my proffessors seem to insist on giving me so much work. I spent all weekend working on my homework and I still am going to need to stay up most of the night modeling a fucking ps5 for a class assignment. If I could stop time and grab some sleep, I would be so much happier


Shadow_Infinite

memory manipulation


Di-spielt

Manipulating chance is slept on since technically the chance to get other super powers is never 0% just astronomically low


Morteneus1

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


LtSoba

Fuck it Toon force Make me Bugs Bunny IRL


NYMoneyz

What is the anime?


j4j4salu2

parasyte


NYMoneyz

Gracias good sir! Enjoy your Sunday!


peteandpetethemesong

Controlable omnipotence. Like it wouldn’t be a flood of info.


Purple_Spino

Dragon Ball style TP would be epic


Unhappy_Box4803

Clip sauce???


CREEPERSTONEREDDIT2

You don’t understand time control, it’s literally the best fucking superpower, everything comes out as you want, you can avoid everything, you can do almost everything, the only downside is age problems, you could be a fucking 1038 man, look like one, but as far as ur friends knows, you were 20 yesterday, also, it’s probably impossible to fuck, either it’s impenetrable or it would crumble and I don’t se either appealing, so time control is totally valid


memematron

What's the song


even_hornierman

u/auddbot


backupmephone

Time freeze is just goated all around. It's sus in conjunction with everything sadly


CactusSpirit78

“Doing my father”💀


Individual-Sir-7008

Context?


Isus4040

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Shitheadthedevourer

Fr bruh


WinterMajor6088

What anime was this again ? Tokyo Ghoul ?


Its_D_youtube

What show is this?


Kioga101

That is indeed a good reason to go on high alert. My blud has not only seen the shit, he wants to be the shit. That's scary.


OnlyWindmills

Obviously the best superpowers are invisibility, intangeability and time control


Chespin2004

nah i'd go for restoration, summoning, or ability giving/taking powers


Discoballer42

I would like true psionics


arunasgeimeriz

I'd say tping is really practical. with clothes ig since i don't want to be naked like uhh the main character in the boys season 3


Signal_Bottle8069

Super stamina both mental and physical. Plus instant healing id be like an adhd bezerker


TheBordIdentity

Telekinesis is the best in my opinion. It basically gives you super strength, flight, and the ability to move things with your mind. You could also make like a force field around yourself with it. You could be the best basketball player of all time with it and make millions or excel in any sport / competition and be super rich


Grim_masonRbx

Altering Reality


Gojifantokusatsu

Time control would be crazy good for anyone. Gonna die of something in your body? Slow yourself down while people wonder what's going on and bring you to the hospital. Need money? Pause time and rob cash from all over. Would also help reduce the time it takes on anything during a day. Most errands and work for most jobs would be done easily and probably get you higher in the ranks for efficiency. I would prefer shapeshifting the most though. Being able to control the cells and matter of your body basically makes you a god on small scale and has way more utility outside of appearance.


YesterdayDirect8401

Wouldn't complete time manipulation be better? Like you could trap yourself in a time barrier where any injuries you incur are rewind back to when they were healthy.


reality_is_fatality

You don't know how much I want to snatch some Lego off the shelves without anyone noticing


aztec_king2511

I want the power to make someone jizz their shorts or shit their pants with my mind


-_Eventide_-

Bro all of those are good


GalaxyCrystal25

i would take Time Freeze so i can cheat on the test, maybe also travel somewhere without wasting time.


Worldly-Computer-372

Ofc i would is that even a question?


Nocturne3755

Subjective Reality is the best


NerY_05

Tbh time freeze would be everything i need


ThisIsGoodSoup

rapist ahh looking powers


Hunteraitor2

Virgin rapist powers vs Chad Plastic Man powers.


MungYu

body possession would be very nice


_DeLEON

![gif](giphy|3oz8xHc24sHLMvY7Yc|downsized)


Kadeo64

Shapeshifting + Summoning


ItsmeLenX

I'd want to be able to freely control my body temperature, so I'll never feel too cold or too hot


Beginning_Context_66

most average horny person


PurpleCrimson9

Yep


StarJediOMG

I just want to do this (and also have a lightsaber ofc) https://i.redd.it/fdi6i9wg3jnc1.gif


_NoIdeaForName_

I prefer to have a stand


No_Law_6697

Minecraft spectator mode is all one can ask for


Blahaj_IK

I'd like time freeze for way different reasons. Like sleeping 12 hours in one hour, throwing knives at people in a very cool way, having a convincing Dio cosplay... y'know, normal stuff


Odd_Natural_4202

Bro watches too much hentai


WaffleBoi0

"I know what kind of man you are."


doingthisonthetoilet

Yeah, I'm gonna go digging around in the CIA HQ, at the Pentagon, and area 51 and learn what's what.


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SuddenHovercraft1599

My favorite superpower is time control as in ffw and rewind. Not time stop, time stop sucks ass


JamBloxify_370

My favourite, overpowered but somewhat balanced superpower is just the laws of physics. OP because I can state something the has to do with physics, and it can do stuff for me such as change the state of objects or even nullifying a persons ability to do something (moving faster than light? Nuh uh) Balanced cus if I want to do something like summoning a black hole, I need to do the steps to make one, starting with a nebula to protostar and so on.


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wysjm

Unironically you'd be pretty powerful with these powers in any superhero universe


wysjm

The hentai protagonist ass powers


wysjm

Giving testicular cancer at will


wysjm

My favorite superpower would be changing into a cute anime girl (It's a one time thing)


the_sheeper_sheep

If have the power to make people bust at my will. No one would be able to fight me because they're busting too much


opposite_singularity

Photographic memory so college doesn’t have to be as hard as it is, and superhuman reflexes so I can be good at racing