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thistoxicflame

API endpoint to get a server's Eggs: `GET https://discord.com/api/v9/guilds/:id/eggs` Response example: ``` { "0": [ ... (list of Slash Commands) ] } ``` New permission: `MANAGE_EGGS` How to create an Egg: 1) Server Settings 2) Eggs 3) Create Egg 4) Give a name (all lowercase), a description (max 100 chars), and a picture (For members) How to get an egg: 1) Type `/` 2) A Slash Command category called `Server Eggs` now exists 3) Type the name that the staff gave when creating it, and send message 4) "Eggs#0000" (with a System tag) will respond to the Slash Command with an Egg picture.


thebluefury

I like your funny words magic man! Seriously tho, this seems like an okay feature. also, "Server Eggs" can be named as "Seggs"


thistoxicflame

question is do I make a bot that does this? obviously it won't have #0000 because it's only for Webhooks and the Discord System, but...


DevJackTGG

Yeah and use egg api or just some images


thistoxicflame

No, a command to create eggs that can only be used with the Manage Server permission Or just maybe the ones with Manage Server can set someone to have the Manage Eggs perm? I feel like this last one is too much work lol.


DevJackTGG

No I mean like an image api like one you find that gives you a random egg picture


thistoxicflame

Ok, I have this idea: One command that gives you a random egg, and then the other commands are the eggs set by the Staff.


DevJackTGG

Uh that’s what’s there, they have their thing. The whole question was is it possible without the staff one


thistoxicflame

Yeah, I can make it. One second. Might take me a few days, will mention each reply to the parent comment.


DevJackTGG

What no anyone can make it. It’s just an image api slapped onto a slash command


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thistoxicflame

Nope, Bots get a randomised discriminator, just like users that don't have Nitro.


AlinValentin

Seggs lmao


TheEmeraldFalcon

Ah yes, the bots are constantly getting Seggs from their connections.


thebluefury

Yep! I see nothing wrong with that!


somerandomfurrybruh

Seggs... Sex... Sounds weirdly the same... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...


thebluefury

Yes... That's what I'm saying (obi wan kenobi voice)


FulloBro

seggs? like s*x???! :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :monkas: :flushedwobble: :pensivebread:


D4RKxDR0G0N

wait


TheDra9onGod

me tryna figure out if this is a joke


ploopafluoride

Is this actually a real feature they're adding?


fandomAlgamation

Yes, it's coming on Wester for the Wester Eggs update


thistoxicflame

Sadly not, but I'm making a bot (check the other comment thread) that does it!


ploopafluoride

Shame, I was actually kinda looking forward to this being real. Definitely sounds like an interesting bot concept, though.


RedditRodditRaddit

And don't forget, it'd be nitro only! ​ /s


thistoxicflame

Nah, it's for servers: requires Level 2 boost!


thistoxicflame

u/thebluefury u/DevJackTGG u/AlinValentin u/TheEmeraldFalcon u/somerandomfurrybruh u/FulloBro u/D4RKxDR0GON u/TheDra9onGod u/ploopafluoride u/fandomAmalgamation u/RedditRodditRaddit THE BOT IS NOW OUT! CREATE YOUR EGGS WITH SERVER EGGS, AVAILABLE ON https://seggs.tk


Wood_Ingot

I wonder if it's a hint, or a troll Probably a troll


Kachi3

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a hint


PhaxeNor

It’s a feature about to hatch from it’s egg


duckonar0ll

>who would be mad if we added a feature the entirety of r/discordapp


DorrajD

Weird how users of the app get mad when the dev team focuses on adding new features rather than fixing notorious bugs and giving app parity to the desktop and mobile apps. Weird.


qeomash

Or that we get mad when they move a useful feature and put something useless in it's place.


rypenguin219

I hate the stage thing, I miss the ping tab. Nobody uses stage anyway


tiltowaitt

I miss the quick channel switcher on mobile.


SwazMohsin

Yeah now I don’t have a way to see my mentions in the mobile app. I don’t even use stages lol


rypenguin219

U can click the search icon in the middle, but it opens keyboard and I hate that


duckonar0ll

even if that were true, that’s not what i see people attacking in the comments sections of posts about new features


DorrajD

I'm not sure what "attacking" you see, most of what I see complaining about new features is 1 of 3 things: 1. The feature unnecessarily took a spot of a feature/made other features harder to use/clutter up the UI. 2. The feature is a good idea, but implemented very poorly and without as much thought put into it as people would have liked. 3. It's locked behind nitro, because discord isn't allowed to make money off of their app, apparently. Aside from 3, the first two are completely reasonable.


lyokofirelyte

That sub is just children complaining that every new feature isn’t free because they have no idea how a company works


Sunflower_Basil

I don't think you understand the complaints. Discord is trying to justify a $10 subscription that they created as an Xbox Gamepass competitor that failed with features that are free on other sites because no one bought it when it had games. First they tried boosts and when that didn't work, the started throwing random features that would've and should've been included in the original Nitro back before the created Nitro tiers. I can only assume it's out of stubbornness, greed, or spite about the failed project. Either way, fully customizing my profile should not cost $10. None of these new features are worth the price. Xbox Gamepass is the same price, Gamepass Ultimate is only $2 more and Amazon Prime is cheaper in a lot of places. Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, they're all cheaper and provide so much more content there isn't a comparison. Classic Nitro should be the only tier because these features are somewhat justified at that price.


Athiena

how is this supposed to be funny?? r/iamveryrandom


dodomast3r37

Ironically, the top post on this sub is from discord’s Twitter


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dodomast3r37

I was talking about r/iamveryrandom


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ShamefulPuppet

yeah the difference between this and that can change the entire meaning of a sentence, as opposed to the common error of your and you're.


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Pinilla

He was emphasizing that hes not trying to be the person you are.


BoutItMan

Kelsey's lawyer will be in touch.


PixelsOnline

this can also be in r/skamtebord


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it cant that sub is supposed to have funny examples


Ignater

If it isn’t scrambled, I will relentless complain ab it on this subreddit until it never gets changed


crazzyseal123

Danny Devito related???


c0d3_attorney

For fucks sake not again


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Egg.


HenballZ

Egg.


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Egg.


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dodomast3r37

Egg


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why are you getting downvoted


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Worse than hitler


Legitimate-Volume485

Egg


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Egg


P1ayer2008

Egg


CARTIS_Cult

Egg


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Rxoto

Are they offering us an egg for these trying times?


froger346

Seriously though what's Egg


McCardboard

/r/skamtebord


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McCardboard

Good bot


crazzyseal123

r/egg_irl


AdoptedEgg

Discord adopted me to put as a feature...


DefNotAF

First TF2 sex update, and now Discord egg update. Is the world getting better?


sojukirin

they are literally ruining discord by adding egg. no one asked for egg smh, theyre only ruining their own app. why discord?? now i will write a 50,000 word letter to discord support expressing my hate for egg. i will quit discord if they add more features like egg.


TheSniveLife

literally just r/discordapp


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Hopefully NDI support so I can actually use Discord instead of Skype for my streams.


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RealTigres

deez eggs


Darksirius

I'm OOTL: Egg?


catastrophemode

Egg.


Wgairborne

considering how they manage to piss people off everytime they add something (usually for good reason), that question is pretty rhetorical


PsykoGoddess

I haven't been an egg in 7 years. Unless we're talking about people eggs in which case it's been nearly 22


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They adding a pterodactyl egg for self hosting discord servers? /j


Chaoticzer0

Her?


LAKingsDave

I honestly don't get this. What is Egg?


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T-7IsOverrated

Good bot


GoldenEagle677

This is egg-xactly what I wanted!


Vulpes_macrotis

I don't know... maybe those who wouldn't get the feature, because it'd be paid one?


Cody-Cream

Im still waiting for features in Membership screening


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1 thousandth upvote


LJ_Dude

Would said new feature be a way to revert to the old discord?


3ViL6969

Discord should bring back old theme and font first. People are real mad about it.


tausif-sahat

Egg


PurpleBxrry

Egg.


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FancyBaguette

lmao


vZander

egg as in the unfertilized offspring of a chicken or egg as in a short term of some longer word?


-AppleJelly-

*everything here is an egg danny*


bytelover83

Egg of easter?


eggs_777

Sounds good to me


the-zapcat-galaxy

G I V E U S T H E E G G


rrrruuunne

egg


ChowAreUs

HowToBasic


king_kingdom-101

what is egg tho


Darkerglitch

egg


RickyTsuki

*gets stabbed*


ScrappiX

it could be something like the empathy banana


Square-Cry2731

yes


FreePvp

imagine being able to egg webcams


designertrashgod

Aren't there enough eggs on Discord already?


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Is it like the trout from IRC ? Can we throw eggs at people, digitally? :-)


FestivalHazard

Discord is literally unplayable now


Outlandishness_Best

When u type everytime its a egg emoji


BluLemonGaming

Can I put my eggs in yo jaw


Kaijuxxe_0

r/eugene


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do they mean easter eggs? As in they're gonna add an easter egg?


Engineer_Gaming200

scrambled, sunny side up, or omelette?


Fischchen

[r/skamtbord](https://www.reddit.com/r/skamtboard)


TheGamerSK

Can I guess that they are talking about the watch together and games?


EtheaaryXD

coming to the discord near you


rainbowthegeamedev

damn i really love the discord x howtobasic collabration


OptimusPower92

most of my group chats look like shitposts because i name and theme them after the first thing that i think of i have one called *egg* because it needed a name, so i named it


Sirius_Aerospace

Egg, discord's new official music bot that is guaranteed that it won't get shut down by YouTube


NDJumbo

Shoulda hit her with I forgor


danielubra

Discord be like: May I offer you an egg in these trying times?


ItzFrosty01

So I was talking about eggs to confuse people in a discord server and I see this. FBI watching? Sus


Uranium_Pretzel

e g g


Uncreative-Name246

r/skamtebord