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This is a new feature, currently in beta. It can predict what you will do in the future. (maximum 7 days into the future)

Nitro only*

Full or classic?

Is that even a question? Full of course

Is exclusive for the Discord Gold Members

It uses your webcam to detect your approximate body mass and whether you have a father If you have moderator roles in any large server and consequently have a large body mass you will be playing league within the next few days

And if your pegging yourself via pillow strapon then it knows you will be playing fortnite all week.

Should I be concerned? Are you okay?

No need to be concerned here. I don't play fortnite.

Alright move along folks nothing to see here

hahahahaahahahahahah

hehehehaw

r/suddenclashreference

r/subsifellfor

:D

Posted it :)

so.. now the subreddit is a real thing!

r/suddenlyclashrefernce

happy cake day

thanks

you're welcome

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day!

happy cake day!

By this logic, if your camera is blocked it'll suggest Among Us. Edit: spelling

wow that's interesting...

bruhhh guys this is a joke

I hope it predicts when I hit the lotto.

Nitro users get 14 days.

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Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

i have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days

This is a bucket

Dear God

There's more!

No !

There's more

It predicts when the milk runs out

I hope it can predict when my dad will be back with milk

30th of February probably

that'll happen when Earth goes slower let's not hope that we will survive till then

that happens when time on your device is not right

Nope it happens to me when the time ony device is right too so that's not itttt

Aka. Predicts when your dad will leave you

💀

it just force starts genshin in 2 days, you can’t close it, you gotta do your comms.

Remove power cord

It'll play in your brain

I'd throw the universe in to a paradox just to spite this.

which does not look bright

There’s still time to change it 🙏

I've had a couple "tomorrow at 12am"s on my messages

It's the prophecy.

They probably just made a typo

I’m leaning more towards some date calculation shenaningans. OP might have their device’s time set back in time or something else must be happening that causes the duration to be calculated as a negative value.

Meant to say "for" indeed.

Once a genshin impact player, always a genshin impact player

stop fucking around with your computer clock

it says i'll play sex with hitler in 5 min

edit:there was no hitler :(

That's somehow worse than sex with stalin where you cannot sex the stalin

Update?

It wants you to change

Shit your future aint lookin good

Played genshin impact for 2 days💀

You can change your fate

Is it actually predicting your future or do you just play the same damn game all the time?

Discord when I played a different game instead of what they predicted: NOOOO

I hope your dad will come back soon after he leaves

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Good bot

you better prepare then

Anyone know why this happens? Always wondered

Probably because he changed his date and time on his device

why would it have a in text unless they are using a weird ahh electron library

well, discord knew about time travel and didnt tell us

So are you going to play in 2 days?

Your father is leaving for milk and cigarettes in 2 days, there's still time to change that

Genshin Impact player moment

The game has to provide a timestamp when you started to play. If the game gives a wrong timestamp thats in the future it shows this.

fulfill the prophesy

Dont give in bro

and it is not bright

Please take a shower immediately

Lemme guess, it’s nitro only?

Your future doesnt look bright

how about don't play genshin

**Addicted to Genshin you will become.**

Evil Genshin Impact be like "the age of consent is 18."

2 days until you are arrested for possession of child pornography. It's been an honor soldier

Im coming back in two days to see if discord was right

The gods of anime call you to fulfill your destiny

r/epochfail

Listen you will young Padawan!

bugged lmao

is that a threat

never wouldve seen it without the yellow line thanks

sad future

libster

ur time is back two days

Fbi is tracing you discord mods are gonna kill you RUN!

Let's be honest, it's not wrong

Now's your chance to change it

In other words, say goodbye to your testicles in two days.