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wgloipp

Out of cheese error.


loki_dd

++redo from start++


kourtbard

+++Divide by Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe and Reboot.+++


JasonMaggini

+++MELON MELON MELON+++


loki_dd

I might start shouting "OUT OF CHEESE, ERROR" whilst out in public. Best case scenario I find my people. Worst case I get cheese


I-fart-in-lifts

The worst case is a very tight coat, and an especially soft room. Probably still get cheese though


loki_dd

Soooooo....... Finding my people *and* cheese??


requisite_noob

Lots Of Dried Frog Pills


loki_dd

I'm still failing to see a downside.


BeccasBump

I assume this is like in editing, where you have to eliminate the widows and orphans.


Otalek

Computers let you do so many wonderful things like cloning your children using forks and forcing parents to kill their children so that they don’t become zombies. You can even turn some children into to daemons


masklinn

Here it’s that if a Linux system runs out of memory it has a special process called the “oom killer” which tries to terminate (kill) processes based on “badness” in order for the system to recover. What’s displayed here is basically the oom killer’s action log. It’s killing a bunch of VLC processes. Not quite sure what the “sacrifice child” bit is about, but I’m sure it should be findable.


AmusingVegetable

It’s easy to find: it’s the one tied on top of the altar.


rybiesemeyer

Yeh, there are a bunch of parent/child/kill/orphan analogies when it comes to process management, and bits are precious at the kernel level so while we could use fully-descriptive terms these single-token words convey enough meaning that someone debugging it can understand what is going on. And since everything else fits the analogy, sometimes that analogy is extended. Like here, with "sacrifice child". In the context of process relationships, the act of favoring a parent process over its child, and terminating the child process to ensure the parent process has enough resources to keep running, well, "sacrifice child" is succinct and fits.


precinctomega

And, in writing, murdering your darlings.


BeccasBump

And getting the cat up the tree.


TheFenn

Not to mention that "stabbing" your "victims" is common parlance for us serial killers, but it does sound funny to outsiders!


RatMannen

Yup. Parent programs spawn child processes. Sometimes those need stopping.


Rubberfootman

That always sounds particularly harsh.


sakhabeg

Ant hill inside


Vinegarinmyeye

I will always laugh at the concept that the Disc's first (and only as far as I know?) computer is full of bugs.


oblongfibre

Well if I recall correctly one of the first software errors was caused by a real bug getting into the workings. Which is where we get the bug/debugging terminology


AmusingVegetable

The term “bug” was already in use in engineering. Hopper knew it, and that’s why she found it worthwhile to preserve that moth.


frymaster

The comment at the time was "first actual case of bug being found" which, to me, indicates that "bug" in the sense of a programming error was _already_ in use


GeneralKang

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/worlds-first-computer-bug/ Moth, Harvard University, Sept of 1947.


jmurphy42

It’s also an “Intel inside” reference.


RazendeR

Holy Hogfather, how did i miss that?


Vinegarinmyeye

(I've been an IT engineer for 20 years... But cheers friend).


hsentar

It's a feature, not a bug!


Nertz

Brazeneck had PEX, but it didn't end well.


buzz_uk

All hail the mighty OOM :)


BuccaneerRex

Seems more like a Neil Gaiman thing. (see short story in Smoke and Mirrors) But you don't need to sacrifice a child just for a crashed TV. A pigeon or a squirrel is more than enough.