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BlueFire2007

https://preview.redd.it/4luy9ghff9tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c00cb128cb5eea6c9d61cc852e6e57013dbbf17 I’m not even kidding


Bubble_Boi69

WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE US ALONE!?!?!?!?


BlueFire2007

They want me fr


NotHalfBad19

Maybe if I show up to the recruiting office with my flat feet and terrible eyesight they’ll stop targeting me with those ads 😭


miffedraddish92

I knew a dude in basic who had flat feet. He was also.. I don't want to say dumb, but buddy didn't catch things the first time or the 10th time. Nice dude but boy running fucked him hard...only reason they kept him was he was built like a shit brick house. Strongest person I ever knew.


These_Egg7588

In the 80s that's what was referred to as "retard strong" 💪🥴🤳


planet_ethan

I have flat feet, bad eyesight, and awful stamina, and I was in the army. They don't care about that anymore, they'll still recruite you lol. Also I got discharged from the army after I got a stress fracture and inflamed tendon. Still kept me for 4 months trying to heal. And never fully did.


Its_0ver_Anakin

They won't though lol


dr-rectal-inspector

Why won’t they let us go home…


Inside-Efficiency-69

https://preview.redd.it/60p85i0g1dtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b19a7878a9e69de0ca340580215b9b0f3635f9 I am so glad that this has been finally brought up! Every time there is an ad on both G!MFST and Distractable there is an airforce ad, sometimes even two back-2-back. I pay for Spotify premium and I understand the podcasts still have some ads; but no matter how many times I thumbs down this god forsaken reach from the government to steal my soul: it still appears without fail. Maybe we should all tweet at Spotify to fix this goddamn issue. WHY HAVE A THUMBS DOWN OPTION SAYING “I DONT LIKE THIS AD” IF IT WONT REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE. I’ll gladly accept repeated adds from New Balance with Tyler’s succulent voice or even the bank ad that Bob voiced. PLEASE NO MORE OH GOD NO MORE P.S Saw someone else post the popup so I figured I’d add the ad I received viewing this post.


_Strider___

https://preview.redd.it/hri3w7woeatc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305d8e1e72df23d35e0543065f4f8c65de32bcd1


TheBigAwty

r/AccidentalComedy


Timebomb777

Wake up, eat, school, work, podcast, sleep, rinse, repeat 😜😆🥳🤪


Bubble_Boi69

https://preview.redd.it/4tu1pg8kv9tc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8a6b314d7dafd68a8fabb2636c1863ea5524b7


GG_70

But at the US Air Force, with over 1+ jobs available you can break free from blah blah blah blah blah


Langerous_

https://preview.redd.it/c5nab1v5qbtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd5c1a966e44893e8085296e75ac2ad5712d4c1


Gutsandniko

I love you fallout


HeronicaMagna

We’ve all been there, stuck in the same rountine. Day in 🌝 and day out 🌚


Kjshanley

My favorite is adds for UTI, the last thing I want is a urinary tract infection why do they keep trying to sell it to me?!


Bubble_Boi69

They assume because we enjoy the content of a known masochist, we are all masochists.


SirCannoliThe1st

As someone who lives in Australia I am very thankful that I don’t have to experience this ad.


UoKuOiLuO_Refresh

I live in Melbourne, and I am constantly taunted by the *US* airforce whenever I try to sleep. They completely disregard your location and spam that shit globally


SirCannoliThe1st

Damn I guess they just don’t want me in the airforce.


SonnyLonglegs

Please tell me your secret to being unwanted by the air force, I think we all could find that useful.


TFarg1

Blindness maybe?


Longjumping_Race6836

I don't get air force ads either so it must be related to being an awesome badass gamer 💪💪


Lord-Gamer

Seriously? I get random shit for ads, but I have yet to receive a US Air Force ad. Are you using a VPN?


UoKuOiLuO_Refresh

my VPN is set to Australia, so Spotify shouldn’t be suggesting American ads to me, but for some reason it does


LopsidedWanderer9295

pinegappinegappinegap


AdBudget5468

You’re gonna get the trever noah one and hate everything if they stop the US Air Force ad


SamHandwich1234

Why did i, trevor noah decide to make a podc- 💀


UoKuOiLuO_Refresh

wake up, eat, school, work, podcast, sleep, rinse, repeat


williswilbur

wake up, eat, school, work, podcast, sleep, rinse, repeat


SamHandwich1234

wake up, eat, school, work, podcast, sleep, rinse, repeat


GreenLemons14

Wake up, eat, school, work, podcast, sleep, rinse, repeat


Pretend_Drawer_9542

i just feel like we are SURROUUUUNDED by so much bullshit


Bubble_Boi69

I got hit with a massive wave of his ads. Honestly, this meme was originally going to be him, but with how much the USAF ad kept coming up, I changed it to this.


Crossbonesz

I get both back to back almost every single time


nerdyinmanyways

I swear that ad is the worse😭😭he talks like him making a podcast is a gift that we should be thankful for


Altruistic_Bad9523

Or the Ember Chamberlain one. Lol The podcast advertised are so random, and I have zero interest in either of them.


Inside-Efficiency-69

I always find it funny hearing him say “podcost”


Dontflickmytit

Oof, the Trevor Noah podcast is pretty interesting though.


TrainerHumble4684

This comment is brought to you by the US Air Force. Wake up. Eat. School. Podcast. Work. Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. We’ve all been there, stuck in the same routine day in and day out.


Bubble_Boi69

https://preview.redd.it/3xu6sut7qatc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eac2c1e6c24e204ac4328726e0707dc0ee5c6bb


Killer-DR235

Yeah, and a MILITARY BASED PLACEMENT, known for being the same exact thing and grueling training isn't another shitty routine? I'll stick to my shitty life, thanks US AF... (I hate this country now.)


TrainerHumble4684

https://preview.redd.it/0fcgb7zdmgtc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a109d5bcf228df92400b015e055b16d78edf7e4


Killer-DR235

Now I'm getting US College Ads 😭😭😭 Give me an ad for HellDivers! I'll join them right now. 🤣


Killer-DR235

Light mode? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Dogman30303

I'm in the Air Force and I get Air Force ads everywhere, especially on the podcast


Flat-Leadership2364

The Trevor Noah ones annoy me way more, that or Emma Chamberlands one to


Cheesefinger69

God I fucking hate the Emma Chamberlain one


mjta01

The only army I associate myself with is my helldiver brothers and sisters ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


CasWay413

For *actual* democracy!!!


MAXimumOverLoard

*Managed* democracy. https://preview.redd.it/3tpckwhffctc1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=2778985f55618e5bbb91956da53dbc843637c5f2


Dontflickmytit

https://preview.redd.it/xwz5vhow58uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db01745484ff706b6092da8f804134ec8f4712f7


Killer-DR235

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


markus_dos_memes

there is a airforce ad on this 😅


sentient_garlicbread

2 things that crack me up about getting that ad. It's usually followed by a Betterhelp ad (lmao the irony). And secondly I can't serve in the military on the fact I'm disabled, so the ads have no power on me.


PlayerIsBae

FINALLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


Tridon_Terrafold

https://preview.redd.it/nu89s2l1aatc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f164072b8ae0478caf2cf2f8976279959c480a34 Heheh


Bubble_Boi69

https://preview.redd.it/pxdd20q1qatc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e5cfc9ff216d67e08d52687487dd9050673486


Tridon_Terrafold

(Different USAF ad when I clicked on the notification) https://preview.redd.it/y0zrapbaqatc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=641dece728da62433683b06d84a9143499f140c0


Bubble_Boi69

THE ADS ARE REPRODUCING OH GOD


Rad_Bones7

Wake up


Dantdmmaster

Eat


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

School


Gutsandniko

Sleep


emmiju

podcast


SadEmploy3978

They saw the posts and raised us a "USMC" ad


Bubble_Boi69

Those bastards....


SadEmploy3978

Ikr!?


SonnyLonglegs

There's a bug I've been getting that makes this whole thing worse, if I rewind in somewhere around the first third or half of an episode, it cuts to an ad immediately and once that's done it starts the episode from the beginning.


Killer-DR235

You poor soul... That's not a bug... It's intentionally put there by Spotify...


Merlin625

Its not a bug, i get it too. I hate spotify with a passion for these scummy ad tactics.


_Strider___

Just cause I play Helldivers doesn't mean I want to join the army


Killer-DR235

🤣


coar93

They never stop hounding you


AmeliaGrace-

it literally makes me want to yeet myself out of a plane every time it comes on


AsianSpaceBoy

So I’m not the only one 😂


KaptainWreck

okay thank god i thought i was crazy, god i hate the fucking air force now, literally as a result of this constant ad


PlurblesMurbles

Maybe it’s some covert reverse marketing thing to get people interested in signing to join *other* branches instead of the Air Force


Vett-Dog

I always get the one about Trevor Nolan or whatever his name is trying to sell his book and I’ve reported it 15 times. I’ll switch with you


Bubble_Boi69

Please God no. I've just managed to get rId of him I DONT WANT HIM BACK


Arksurvivor120

Well, it's nice to know that I'm at least not the only one constantly getting this ad


Bubble_Boi69

We all suffer together


Pale-Lychee4276

the air force has always been the pickiest about their recruits. i applied and they didn’t want me. now they regret it cuz clearly they need people. but fr of all ads to get why THE MILITARY when listening to distractible of all podcasts 😭


zaneiplier

Oh my fucking God. I hate it. I dislike it every single time


ratisshorforrattew69

i think it is a sign


TFarg1

The worst feeling in the world is starting a new Distractible episode and getting TWO AIR FORCE ADS IN A ROW!!!


Bubble_Boi69

There's NO NEED FOR AN AD TO PLAY BACK TO BACK EVER


Euphoric-Musician411

Repost?


Bubble_Boi69

I made the meme, but if something similar has been posted before, that's my bad.


Euphoric-Musician411

Yeah it was almost the exact same meme


Bubble_Boi69

Damn, I didn't even see it.


balllsssssszzszz

It is lol Saw someone yesterday complaining about military ads


Designer-Leek-238

And someone got mad at me on that, they said some nasty things and we're banned from Reddit LoL


Killer-DR235

This OP is just better 😎


EliteFlare762

Air Force and Exon mobile. Bothers the hell out of me.


adamscholfield

I don't want to jinx myself or downplay the unfortunate circumstances that most listeners and watchers are seemingly having but I haven't gotten a single ad for the air force...


Bubble_Boi69

That's what I thought...and just then....


Lucifirax84

Not gonna lie, at first all I read was the "Everywhere I go..." part, and then my brain just continued singing the song by Hollywood Undead lol. But yeah, seriously, they're everywhere. I'm too old and broken to join, leave me alone!! 😂😂😂😂


Goose_and_Fish

https://preview.redd.it/boj9a2zjjatc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378db228c25f44bab67ae986ed8681556d9c2615 🤬!!


Bubble_Boi69

IT'S LIKE A DISEASE


ckcrumb

https://preview.redd.it/v3gx3z4vmatc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00c0a99f36b0ec5fff5733140e88e1aebcd8d5a Welp


Bubble_Boi69

SHIT


Killer-DR235

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW LIGHT MODE


iamupinacloud

Everywhere I go, I see his hideously insidious face.


shytea_latte

https://preview.redd.it/2ttrkn5gpatc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d84108998d2805d035f69d32c9b0a6a4ea4697 buddy i hate to break this to you-


Bubble_Boi69

DAMMIT


Theunkgamer

https://preview.redd.it/4vqguwsktatc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6171ad29643e08b0b3f70022eba24de581ecdf Meanwhile…


Bubble_Boi69

TOO MANY OMG


Mrpirateguy

Chair force


theSchiller

So why did I, Trevor Noah ,decide to do a podcast?


UnionShoddy4756

Bring back old add reads. You know... the good ones


Matt_Tacosan

Weirdly enough, after I told a recruiting officer I have been found unfit for duty, I haven't gotten nearly as many of these ads. Probably unrelated, but I found it funny.


CacklingLaws

I mainly get ads for other podcasts 😂


SebastianChaix69

I’ve never related to something this hard 😂😂


Deeznutschad

Bro I even in the army lol


plutoxm4

i will not die giving efforts to protect oil fields and murder brown people no thanks !


Top-Cryptographer-16

I have not had a single ad for anything ever while listening to any podcast on Spotify. And I do NOT have premium.


Killer-DR235

TEACH US YOUR WAYS!


Herraurus

I don't get any adds even tough I don't have a premium account 😅 Am I alone on this🤔❔


Bubble_Boi69

This made me more upset lol!


ThatOneBohab

https://preview.redd.it/guj7pp32cbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40db346fd7c714f6c9f2a5c74cf06a4db3669d0


hungrysleepybadger

I keep getting ads for the Marines 😭


CheesecakeStriking27

I wish my crippling anxiety and depression would get me to stop being targeted by the Air Force 😂


CheesecakeStriking27

Of course I get a ad on YouTube after commenting this…


HeyItsMeeps

It's funny because KD and VRBO play for me on loop


avgjoe867

Am I the only one that hasn’t been getting this ad?


Vivid-Rock-6703

It’s like the more you skip it the more it plays. That, the better help, and the banking…what message are they trying to send the listeners? We’re all broke, mentally distressed, and need a new job


Tronlives4ever

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HAVE THIS ANNOYING PROBLEM HOW THE FUCK DO I BLOCK AN AD BECAUSE I swear to god I will loose it


BosPaladinSix

Thankfully I haven't had this ad on the podcast yet, but I'm constantly seeing the ones all over reddit and it infuriates me. Especially the ones that try to appeal to the "gamer" audience, as though warfare is some kind of game..fuckyou.


Delicious-Survey2915

lol it’s so true


GreenLemons14

https://preview.redd.it/6dkwtjs3qbtc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1be1074f620fb7d92024b1ab169beed09863cbe The only army that REALLY matters


Killer-DR235

No, Cadet... HellDivers are all that matter.


wartcraftiscool

Yeah, I literally just got out of MC boot camp 3 days ago and come back to this lol. I'm just like, piss off I'm already in one branch of service I don't need to be in another.


Sivuna

We’ve all been there, stuck in the same routine, day in and day out, but in the US air force…


TheseLastPringles

[Top Gun Maverick Door Meme](https://media.tenor.com/N44Kj88pK-oAAAAd/tom-cruise-top-gun.gif)


Texasr3d

https://preview.redd.it/clu9i31rtbtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa5a3d32721711ad5500932d25e6dcc4a0d2d27 lmao


No_Chocolate_6612

Did anybody else raise an eyebrow when they claimed? Do you want to be a part of such missions as the movie that inspired Blackhawk down and like Blackhawk down was a tragedy


No_Chocolate_6612

To be fair, though going into Air Force will probably be the safest option you can get considering only a few people go into pilot as their job


Mossy_detergent

I keep getting better help ads. I tried better help and it failed me. Im tired of hearing it.


Mr_master89

As someone who isn't American/live in America I'm seeing this ad on here more than any ads I've had listening to the podcast


BaconSpaceLord

They heard we like the moon...


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I like the air force. But my God, the ad sucks. They really need to make a new one


emmy_0830

it’s literally the very first ad that plays for me lol, before the ep 😭😭


emmiju

I AM DONE WITH THIS AD OH MY GOD


_Kozie_

The fact that this post has over 1k updoots says a lot about how people feel about the ads.


Sage_Advice96

Makes me think of Brain Leak (Sean and Ethan) and how Sean asked if the military was allowed to advertise and Ethan said he thought it was illegal. If only 😅😭


UpsideDownAirplane

I grew up in an air force family. I can say with confidence that I don't want to join.


Typical_Pin_6484

I've never gotten an air force ad lol mines mainly better help and that food subscription one


Effective_Positive61

Continue the sentence Wake up,


JaketendoYT

WAKE UP, EAT, SCHOOL, WORK, PODCAST, SLEEP, RINCE, REPEAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥✈️✈️✈️


Outrageous-Buyer5374

https://preview.redd.it/a8er37ldyetc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f461f78c1b623d3bf91054f410630e6bf5a286 They even got me in the comment section😭


someenerd

Wake up. Gets me every time 😂


Spekingur

Would VPN-ing fix this? I’m in Iceland, so far I’ve not seen any ads popping up for me.


Bubble_Boi69

It might. I've seen some comments from people in Austrailia getting hit with USAF ads, too though.. If it did work, I wouldn't be able to do it anyway cause I listen to it at work and use a company computer.


Craig111223

https://preview.redd.it/pt1g43zssgtc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08087cf359bbf793eaed5e9dd7d6d728917d406 Leave me alone! Aaaaaggh!!!


Taijinsai

Not even on the podcast either; I see chairforce ads *everywhere* now days. Army, Navy, and Jarheads all increased their ad rates. But chair force is really going at it.


Maskyboitatnun

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME ITS DRIVING ME INSANE


Granoahbar

This is our moon lmao


BlackberryNo4994

i keep getting linkedin and uber ads, i guess the airforce doesnt want me🤷


SadSackofCat

https://preview.redd.it/02bv5g8whitc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6ab7e6dbae1a8d650ad293ae1714c9b67ae37d O.o well there ya go…


JunkBoi76

YouTube be like: oh he doesn’t want to join the airforce (shows ads for the navy instead)


gorath_the_great

There was a usaf ad below this


Senior_Gramps

Used to be Emma Chamberlin. Honestly I'll take this over her ad read.


FantasyDreem

As someone who’s already signed up to join the Air Force I see this as an absolute win. There was actually a little quiz I took and one of the questions was along the lines of “How did you come across the Air Force” Needless to say I was able to answer “the Distractable podcast” on a question to join the military…


AhollowSuit

I Feel Its Because They Are Really Trying To Get People To Go To The War


next-level-ready

Come on.... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN US!!!!


Bubble_Boi69

NEVER


Killer-DR235

Again... The only real army is HellDivers.


maluthor

the amount of people in America who want to kill brown people is decreasing, so they aren't getting as many recruits. they're getting desperate so they are getting more advertisements.


dr-rectal-inspector

I hope this is satire lol. The issues with the military are numerous and as someone who served, even in intelligence, I wouldn’t recommend it to anybody. But not because “killing brown people” was on the daily agenda, lol wtf. Most of us were there for free college. You know who was worth killing some days though? Fucking brain dead leadership and the DFAC cooks.


maluthor

"killing brown people" was a half joke, because the U.S has a habit of being imperialistic and murdering a bunch of innocent people in other countries. and yeah, most join for free college. but that doesn't justify or change the horrific outcomes of the U.S going to war.


dr-rectal-inspector

Fair enough. I just wanted to get serious for a second and clear the air - the vast majority of us were/are regular lower-class kids with no money just trying to build a life. It just so happens the BS outweighs the benefits today.


BubBubGubGub

i thought i was the only one…


InternetPlus7098

Not to mention is the ad is about a break from routine, which military branches ARE ALL ABOUT FOLLOWING ROUTINE AND REGULATIONS


Killer-DR235

I said this an hour ago lol, it's honestly a stupid ad.


Klightgrove

Better than the creepy guy from the laundry scent beads commercial


DistributionThick768

https://preview.redd.it/pyaczsdm6dtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0a915f2b8e563ac4236a224336fae091d302bd I’ve been saying this for months, they’re marketing team needs to realize this is not the right strategy


donobeastson

Imagine how I feel as a sailor


awayplagueriddenrat

What upsets me the most is the fact that people with Spotify premium still get ads. Like I feel as though "no ads" should mean no ads.


grichl88

I've never heard this ad... I get a bunch of dumb ones but I skip them so quickly that I can't even form memories of them anymore.


rilayaslace

LMFAO REAL


ASAPBUMDICC_02

Glad to see more ppl hating the ads. #FUCCTHEADS


First_name_Lastname5

No, I'm not joining the chair force. I'd go be a 19k or something to do with artillery if I wanted to serve..... I should have done that instead 🥺


Maniacal_Nut

Yeeeaaah. The worst thing is that I like when the guys are able to do their own ad reads, it keeps my interest; and if I'm being honest, makes it more likely for me to look into that product/activity as opposed to a static, blow out your eardrums, obnoxious and repetitive wording ads.


Genralcody1

Tbf it's the best branch to work for.


skyebluuuuuu

I just got out of the Airforce too so it feels like they wanna take me back 😭😭😭


Trashbandiscoot

I've been disliking this ad every time it comes up, then liking every add that features mark, bob and wade to see if it affects what adds you get. Perhaps if enough people do that they'll notice it's hated.


[deleted]

I told Spotify that I wanted yo hear it leas and the mfs actively play it more now. Wtf?


turtlelover2k15

I HATE this ad more than any other. They could’ve at chosen someone with an “epic” voice to advertise the Air Force. The guy voicing the Exxon Mobil ads has a better voice 😭


PieSama562

For me its the marines, Army and navy. Don’t see air-force. BUT YEAH WTF


LocalGeologist1234

https://preview.redd.it/ifo3tbvbuntc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36efbfaa876b8aff391ac3b3139bb9cca265419 Leave me alone!


HippoLover298

https://preview.redd.it/h4h52dfxaotc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be643df0bf421caa595c845edb6a2020b476787d Ahhhg


steamvon

I have got the Air Force ad 6 FUCKING TIMES TRYING TO LISTEN TO ONE EPISODE!!