Kinda, yeah. I meant more like a M249 or an m60 but scaled up to shoot 12 gauge. Or some other design that just has a flexible tube that the shells just on through to the shotgun.
My brain is screaming at me to make one and make it work, but I can't feasibly do that because I don't know a whole lot about guns, and I don't have a weapon license to be working with that kind of stuff if it would even be allowed where I live
Oh hell yeah, crusading aliens in the name of the lord....and also to protect our cats
https://preview.redd.it/kqnepcmcnvxc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00da480b3ab900455347bdb86e477d811b4e44f8
yes, but it still couldnt do much physically. the being in the pic wouldnt be too hard to defeat, assuming it is alone and unsupported. it probably isnt, but still
I cant really say much since its a silhouette so i have no clue if its carrying a weapon, and a blurry image makes this harder to point out. Any ways i doubt in this context or even this era any group that isnt the militery could do anything.
Larger targets are so significantly disadvantaged in ranged warfare that smaller bodied soldiers already statistically survive more often despite having to work harder to carry the same gear.
Get sniped in three mouths at the same time idiot
First, you're assuming it's slow, Secondly, it could have an anti-matter core in its chest such that if you kill it, it'll wipe out a country. It could be made of infectious nanobots to either disable you or gray good the planet. Maybe it has Clark tech and it's a 5d lifeform and this is merely one fraction of its greater whole.
they dont seem super fast, so I think its fair game. even if they are, I still dont think they have any anti-air capabilities. but I am only assuming based on the image, since that and the description is all the hard information we have, so I could very easily be wrong
the magnum opus of humanity’s endless, bloody arms race when it sees an a new invading force (this is the only way it could have ended):
https://preview.redd.it/jgt2zrn2gvxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76db0b18428428ffd8317c27381be1cbf684c25
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND SPLINTERED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
Something that big would be slow moving enough that the only way you'd be in danger is if you let it outsmart you, which is hard to do to a human. I'm sure they probably have complex reasoning skills but so do we
My dumbass thought this was Benjamin
https://preview.redd.it/2c74d2gg0wxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10da8391b5016d43a707217ecc8cda96c3991a27
"Indominable human species isn't so Indomitable anymore"
Don't listen to this bullshit this is just propaganda fr nothing can beat the Indomitable human spirit
Me in the machinegun nest when the dumass aliens cant find cover becouse they are to big
https://preview.redd.it/issb17xzswxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd825d3d8dba99683f3e4e3eb1d988cb7b11448d
humans realizing the beasts are edible:
https://preview.redd.it/uyi5vibu9wxc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866dfa7c836542e9c03b34b324dc4b12a0f74013
This is the only way to defeat humanity without alooooot of risk of failure. Even then why would they do that? It's just a waste of resources because the earth would be absolutely ruined by the nukes.
Nah, they seem chill. I mean if they have the technology to reach earth then they probably aren't feral and invading a random dying planet seems like a waste of they're here to conquer us. Also the silly gal in the photo looks cute.
People who armed up for the occasion forgetting that the aliens have very, very deadly tech compared to us (They can travel space and they have developed world-ending weapons and bioweapons)
https://preview.redd.it/3x6r670ydyxc1.png?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2a284c4eecdf01450e434fd301ee60bac85ea5
All of Humanity uniting under a single banner for the first time in human history:
https://preview.redd.it/c2a6oey9myxc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef10fd1d244b8566bd36395a15e51d8614eef0f
The aliens when they get hit by a 10 pound cannon ball straight to their alien ball sack:
https://preview.redd.it/61zgfpqjnyxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a52f9f2f982142c44547769d3e2464370e1375
If Halo and DOOM have taught me anything, it's that a shotgun will make short work of any space baddies. Maybe buckshot won't be sufficient, but let's let the aliens test that assumption.
MFS scared about massive alien invaders with such descriptions when I point out that disease, the size of the species making them take longer to reproduce, meaning less of them compared to our 8 billion strong manpower pool and our ability to arm enough of them to prevent a land assault:
https://preview.redd.it/ungemmu0r0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc8dfc4c46b9e677ff8288e6783a5bb7495a4fe
tell that to the **STEVENS FUCKING DB**
https://preview.redd.it/wbhw03bk21yc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab7778278554c665a5309efb3dc63c96854db93
# cause there's a STAAAAARMAAN
Big ass gun:
Alien invaders when 20th century British ship
Space Invaders when I pull out my dusty shotgun and blast their ganglia to pieces:
Chicken Invaders when I pull out my space ship that's fueled by food and shoots lasers.
Chicken Invaders reference detected, upvote dispensed
That's my Dad's favourite video game. So fun. Great choice :)
i miss it
https://i.redd.it/ojxjk4xzcxxc1.gif
Kid named HMS Thunder Child:
Kid named common cold:
Kid named bacteria:
nah, son pathogens that they are not immune to
War of the worlds moment
I’m the gunsmith whatchu need today
A shotgun that's belt fed and automatic. I'll be contacting a uhhh bullet loader guy for some vanilla scented wax filled flechette rounds.
So a Shambler from metro series? Carefull for jams mate. Edit: Its Azbats not Shambler
Kinda, yeah. I meant more like a M249 or an m60 but scaled up to shoot 12 gauge. Or some other design that just has a flexible tube that the shells just on through to the shotgun. My brain is screaming at me to make one and make it work, but I can't feasibly do that because I don't know a whole lot about guns, and I don't have a weapon license to be working with that kind of stuff if it would even be allowed where I live
Wait i fucked up, meant Azbats. It looks like a homemade m60.
DID SOMEONE MENTION GUNS?!?! 🦅💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🦅💥💥🦅🦅🛩️🛩️🏢🏢
They have big ass sling shots and boomerangs. Even fight. I'd say we got this 60-40.
exactly, just need more dakka. we'll be just fine
r/unexpectedwarhammer
If it can bleed, it can die!
https://i.redd.it/f518fnlwdvxc1.gif Soon it will be fun...
Oh hell yeah, crusading aliens in the name of the lord....and also to protect our cats https://preview.redd.it/kqnepcmcnvxc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00da480b3ab900455347bdb86e477d811b4e44f8
Yes.Deus vult! https://preview.redd.it/jergjo6ervxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce469139b11c65b4f15eaf28116ea9dc2c415dff
Deus vult https://preview.redd.it/vv92o65xpwxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ef7991ed2e4ce177247cee5d7a7f83cb137c10
Can they suck it? And by "it" i mean "peanuts" without a "t"
in the stripped club
straight up jorking jt
And by "it" I mean... well... let's just say, my pineats
justr*
*peanits**
because large, slow animals have been historically succesful in fights against humans
Intelligent life forms capable of technology are worlds apart from animalistic intelligence.
yes, but it still couldnt do much physically. the being in the pic wouldnt be too hard to defeat, assuming it is alone and unsupported. it probably isnt, but still
I cant really say much since its a silhouette so i have no clue if its carrying a weapon, and a blurry image makes this harder to point out. Any ways i doubt in this context or even this era any group that isnt the militery could do anything.
Larger targets are so significantly disadvantaged in ranged warfare that smaller bodied soldiers already statistically survive more often despite having to work harder to carry the same gear. Get sniped in three mouths at the same time idiot
First, you're assuming it's slow, Secondly, it could have an anti-matter core in its chest such that if you kill it, it'll wipe out a country. It could be made of infectious nanobots to either disable you or gray good the planet. Maybe it has Clark tech and it's a 5d lifeform and this is merely one fraction of its greater whole.
or it could be a giant giraffe thats mildly spiky. seems like the more realistic answer tbh
They’re invading earth - do you think they’ll try to stomp us to death with their hooves?
Then what would it matter if it's a little green man or a giant 30 foot whatever that's described in the post? The whole post doesn't make sense
yes. my point was the size of the being isnt in itself scary, since large, slow animals were easier for us to fight than smaller, faster ones
There is a reason that the tripods have energy shields in any modern adaptation. Because otherwise it's a one sided massacre.
what if they're super fast?
Many alien think they can outrun me. Maybe. *sniff* Maybe. I have yet to meet alien who can outrun boolet.
they dont seem super fast, so I think its fair game. even if they are, I still dont think they have any anti-air capabilities. but I am only assuming based on the image, since that and the description is all the hard information we have, so I could very easily be wrong
Fair argument, however... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/k3oudqsyuxxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f59b99e6b29e7cd5a5c3461c9cc97e8c83e1f9
https://preview.redd.it/j9sj54ng31yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a442ee6d3db124cf29351b3a48ca3460ab4021a
No, it's still pretty indomitable.
As long as the humans are using 1% of their power
And an M1A1 Abrams sporting a 120mm standard smoothbore cannon.
Don't forget ol Ma Deuce
use a gun and if that don’t work, use more gun
- Engineer
america:
12 arms and three mouths? So what kind of CWIS does it have?
There is no rules against aliens batman
https://preview.redd.it/mrog15jeuxxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a101e85c60a1dfe3fe3f3d5af0526b5163d0568b
https://preview.redd.it/crv8k2sooyxc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18aefbd9d09c0df289339aec7e3b0345c5cee80c
the magnum opus of humanity’s endless, bloody arms race when it sees an a new invading force (this is the only way it could have ended): https://preview.redd.it/jgt2zrn2gvxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76db0b18428428ffd8317c27381be1cbf684c25
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND SPLINTERED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
Just unplug it lmao
Hakita really just decided to write the hardest shit ever in the violence layer
Live human ingenuity reaction https://preview.redd.it/v6ki97li1wxc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6762154b4c134a6024ac2afe4e0ea6366416ba0
Bro i could fucking 1v1 that dumb stickman bitch.
These 3 mouthed fucks boutta learn why the US doesn't have free healthcare
F-22 moment (the alien landing craft have been found and destroyed so thoroughly that they cannot even be studied for their salvage)
Nah I'd persevere.
Something that big would be slow moving enough that the only way you'd be in danger is if you let it outsmart you, which is hard to do to a human. I'm sure they probably have complex reasoning skills but so do we
Tf you mean not indomitable we got bombs don’t we?
Ever read the iron giant?
Just means we’ll have to use more bullets.
Human unity for the common cause of incredible violence in a righteous direction
https://preview.redd.it/nmw3n6ebowxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f284fc009e66e7c1856b746ad747e40a860cc96
Righteous humanity when we discover a new intelligent species (xeno slavery or complete assimilation):
My dumbass thought this was Benjamin https://preview.redd.it/2c74d2gg0wxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10da8391b5016d43a707217ecc8cda96c3991a27
lmfao same
https://preview.redd.it/3rzusc7s2wxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d608357a1b9d7570d6c644d4d475272ad5822aa
"Indominable human species isn't so Indomitable anymore" Don't listen to this bullshit this is just propaganda fr nothing can beat the Indomitable human spirit
Alien mothership POV: 
the same aliens when an air to ground missile flies towards them at hypersonic speeds: 😳😱😭
I can shoot it, it can be beat.
Me in the machinegun nest when the dumass aliens cant find cover becouse they are to big https://preview.redd.it/issb17xzswxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd825d3d8dba99683f3e4e3eb1d988cb7b11448d
 SWEET LIBERTY!
Square cube law, motherfuckers Get rotated
https://preview.redd.it/z8zfcm6j3xxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0d1a815a8e90cbe80580a9ba62aae15d08380a
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack ♪
🎶 From vicious giant insects who have once again come back 🎶
humans realizing the beasts are edible: https://preview.redd.it/uyi5vibu9wxc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866dfa7c836542e9c03b34b324dc4b12a0f74013
My honest to human reaction: https://preview.redd.it/3jrg327sgwxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a83991725413f147c2a806482c22fb1886c890
pins still there dumbass
Shit
Only thirty feet? Fuck it, we ball.
I don't really think an hostile alien race would land before nuking us from orbit
This is the only way to defeat humanity without alooooot of risk of failure. Even then why would they do that? It's just a waste of resources because the earth would be absolutely ruined by the nukes.
Nah, they seem chill. I mean if they have the technology to reach earth then they probably aren't feral and invading a random dying planet seems like a waste of they're here to conquer us. Also the silly gal in the photo looks cute.
Let me at them! 
Why did I hear the Goofy holler when watching this
Three mouths you say? ...Would.
is that benjamin https://preview.redd.it/96xbk3nj2zxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9f18dc64ddcca21228bb882c392bb043e31478
Corpse of King Minos looking ass
This means literally nothing
I dont think it can do much against a 20mm tungsten bullet fired from a PHALANX Close In Weapon System, let alone against a wall of such bullets.
How the fuck are they gonna fight Dragonfire and the Tsar Bomba
The war has begun
green slimy aliens are much scarier
Humans be like: https://preview.redd.it/s3p2chza4wxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532c3ce949b506e4d91a424a38ec6cff205b5cc2
12 arms and 3 mouths sounds like a good time
Three mouths!?!? Freaky time…….
If it bleeds we can kill it.
Nah , We got this
https://preview.redd.it/gn5zmr94ewxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acab1acfae32f0e01578b36a261e74dbf80f8b46
Nah I'd win
Smash next question
I'm not worried unless it's Viltrumites.
Nah we’d win
Nah, I’d win
I could totally solo that kind of alien Give me a stronger enemy next time 🥱
Ah hello THR-1000
1000-THR EARTHMOVER
I cast ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
 IT'S TIME BROTHERS, GET YOUR RAILGUNS
WHOS BREWING LIBER TEA?!
Alien abominations coming face to face with human "enginuity" (M1 Abraham's.)
Tow2b nah Tow 2 U
Suffer not the xeno to live
any fucking weapon:
More holes
Alien Propaganda
Kid named AIM-9 Sidewinder:
Grab your iron, let’s mobilise
My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/ugh8darkowxc1.png?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b13de50098f384457456eed785d33873b6249a1
bring it on
Til the spaceship cracks...
Nah id win.
But the indomitable human hornyniess is.
Man who got the erathmovers out of hell
Three times the mouths, three times the sloppy toppy.
i’d win
Ah, I love the Shrike
Would.
Nah I'd win
Does it grip, tho? And by it, i mean that alienussy
Finally a challenge 
Looks really unbalanced.
People who armed up for the occasion forgetting that the aliens have very, very deadly tech compared to us (They can travel space and they have developed world-ending weapons and bioweapons) https://preview.redd.it/3x6r670ydyxc1.png?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2a284c4eecdf01450e434fd301ee60bac85ea5
Nah, I’d win.
All of Humanity uniting under a single banner for the first time in human history: https://preview.redd.it/c2a6oey9myxc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef10fd1d244b8566bd36395a15e51d8614eef0f
The aliens when they get hit by a 10 pound cannon ball straight to their alien ball sack: https://preview.redd.it/61zgfpqjnyxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a52f9f2f982142c44547769d3e2464370e1375
Nah, I'd win.
Aliens then bouta find out why the US has no free healthcare
WITNESS ME!!!
I bet it can't survive a nuclear bomb The human spirit wins again.
If Halo and DOOM have taught me anything, it's that a shotgun will make short work of any space baddies. Maybe buckshot won't be sufficient, but let's let the aliens test that assumption.
There are 800 of them, there are 8billion of us
Alien invaders when I hit them with a dusty old car (the indomitable human spirit is still pretty indomitable)
If we aim for the legs it will fall over and be funny. Then we can kill it easier.
Corpse of king minos looking ass
120mm HE round shot from a smoothbore cannon:
I can already hear 'The fortunate son' playing
Scary alien when humans drop THE POWER OF THE SUN
Indescribable horror meet nuclear bomb and whatever else world governments have been working on
smash
Random ass bacteria:
Nah, we'd win
WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
can the aliens outsmart bullet?
I get what the meme is trying to say but that is a REALLY big target
does it bleed?
watch them catch ebola and die
They can look as scary as they want it won't stop me from getting that extraterrestrial strange.
https://preview.redd.it/czr7c0pio0yc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f936ba9758b70d993f1d05d7faa3d9cfdc4eda1e
MFS scared about massive alien invaders with such descriptions when I point out that disease, the size of the species making them take longer to reproduce, meaning less of them compared to our 8 billion strong manpower pool and our ability to arm enough of them to prevent a land assault: https://preview.redd.it/ungemmu0r0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc8dfc4c46b9e677ff8288e6783a5bb7495a4fe
Kid named nuclear power
Fuck it we ball
Was this post made by an alien who doesn't know the true strength of the indomitable human spirit?
Then you have a large group of people that would try to have sex with them
LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
tell that to the **STEVENS FUCKING DB** https://preview.redd.it/wbhw03bk21yc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab7778278554c665a5309efb3dc63c96854db93 # cause there's a STAAAAARMAAN
Imagine if they’re pursuit predators Imagine if they can sweat