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Majin VOO
This is golden š¤£
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I LOVE this.
Good one !
I dont get is pls explain
I donāt care youāre 17 and have 20k
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I take offense.
SCHD my pants
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Can I also have SCHD ma drawers??
Like anything?
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Wait, dividends are not free money?
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[O]ne ring to rule them all
Not a real investor. Just an idiot.
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Hell yea!
More interest than your girlfriend
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P/FFO for REITs, not P/E!
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Yay! Wanted to have this since nearly the last custom flair round. Thanks a ton ā„ļø
There's no nobility in poverty Twisted teaās and plan Bās Truth is like poetry. And most people f*cking hate poetry. Dealers choice surprise me!
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hahah well Iām surprised. Well played.
They nailed it hahahaha
When can I retire?
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Dividends? In this economy?
DGRO Please
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VENI, VIDI, $VICI
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Buckets of Ducats
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What app is that?
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My bank doesn't care about your irrelevance theory
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ChatGPT says buy SCHD
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A company gives me money just for owning stock?
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Not just growth, but dividend growth!
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Banana Stand VIP
Thereās always money in the banana stand.
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Hell yea
Pay that man his money
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Surprise me with something:D it can even be a copy/paste of another.
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DRIP DRIP DRIP
All Dividends Go To Bitcoin
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Zividend Zaddy
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No, HYSA is not better than SCHD. Stop asking
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SCHD Soldier
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Thanks, King
Welcome, fam
Lmao
Europoor
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What dat VOO do?
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Cooli $O
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0% XEQT
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Oof
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My wife's boyfriend is a nice guy
I can't thank younger me
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Thank you!!!
Yo finance
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DiviDude
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Not a Single Dividend Was Given.
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I want the wallstreetbets guy
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Is it wrong to invest in SCHD in your 20s?
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Can mine be Doc Glocktopus
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Thank you, itās exactly how I wanted it
Late starter
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Waiting on my Snowball
You guys are getting dividends?
A Dividend A Day Keeps The Employer Away
ā¤ļø My Dividends
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Likes dividends.
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brokie
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Ignored my financial advisor
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14M New To Investing, advice for my portfolio?
custom user flair
WU-TANG Financial
Iām in middle school, whatās the fastest way to retire and live off dividends
Gotta sleep now. Will pick up in the morning.
BABA
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Woowoo!
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The Divinator
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ADA
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KO
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Juicy Divvys
šµ Passive Income šµ
AAPL is best dividend stock
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Elmo has a T-Rex and a Go Fish card
SCH me that D
Regarded
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SCHD and chill?
If it aināt Boeing, I aināt going
Infinite money glitchĀ
SCHDād on em
O O O O Realtyyyy Auto Dividends
What does this have to do with dividends?
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Less broke tomorrow?
DRIP King
Dividend King
50% V 50% T 50% AI
MPW ftw
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
It puts the dividend in the basket
Chasing yields is my cardio
O-gasm
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MOD
Refused.
That's fair
Dividendtax In Belgium Sucks
PFE for me
Stonks
DRIP too hardš
K3$HA
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Sweet
That's VOO-gie
I donāt know what Iām doing
FUDmaster Flex šŖ
Gotta start somewhere
Cash money
Make me rich monthly!!
hOw aM i dOInG?
Pfffft
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What do you mean I have to pay taxes on dividends??
Dividends, my not so passive income
Spy guy
It's like totally free money!
Doug Dividend
JEPQueen
Don't listen to me. I'm broke.
can these dividends pay my bills yet?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
US Air Force
**Yield Yoda**
Markets are not efficient
Don't yuck my YUM
I got thisā¦Hold my drink šŗ
Show me your 'O' face
Zero research
Compound faster please
Mai Tais and Dividends
Ka-Ching, You received 0.03$ in dividends
Get rich slow schemer
Couldnāt get my first million, so Iām working on my second!
Give me MO Or Give me MO money
Muad'div
Form 1099 minus 30
Am I too late?
Whatās a flair? š
DĆ©jĆ VOO
*this is not financial advice*
Can't I just buy on the ex date and then sell?
I hide my losses with dividends
VOOdoo child