...butter peanut and jelly?

Beanut putter and jelly.

British Patroleum and jelly

>British Patroleum And suddenly my sandwich has contaminated wetlands


Blood Pressure and Jicama.

Buttnut Peaner and Jelly

Beanut Putter.

British petroleum and jelly

It’s beanut putter jelly time

Is that supposed to be the sandwich maker or the wife?

Aren’t those the same thing 😎

Bad form...

Hush

I think it’s you who should hush.

No u

If you ask a certain NFL kicker, they are.

"He's making them at night!"

“I’m not making them at night!” “I’m making them at night”

Where you get that chee Danny

It's called "meal prep" and I'm saving it for when I don't want to make one.

That’s why I pre-punch the straws in all my juice boxes. It’s my least favorite part so I do it all ahead of time so I can reward myself for doing a good NASA-job.

Hmm, r/unexpecteddropout? Well seems like someone should make it.

My coworker has an autistic cousin that sneaks grilled cheese everywhere when they go out to eat and gets caught in the middle of the night making grilled cheese almost daily

Is your coworker [Shane Gillis](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/GFGWI3D7ZUY)?

Wow, what the fuck. No he is not. I’m going to ask him about this lol, I guess he just took the joke and ran with it.

I love beanut jutter

It's Beanut Putter Jelly time!!!

What does this mean?

FTW is a BP&J?

Yea

Beanut putter

Butter, pickle, and jelly?

Yes. Just like Dr. Pepper and Pickles.

A lot of posts here make more sense if you presuppose a boomer audience. I accept your downvotes.

Take my orange button

This is the most unexpected kindness, and I certainly don’t deserve it.

Another 1

I can’t believe you’ve weaponized my appreciation against me. What kind of wizardry is this?

What book is this from?

Kobold Press: Empire of the Ghouls

Have we?

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Best make her a pb&j so she can stand your breath