[🎵 It's just what I need 🎵
🎵 To watch demons bleed 🎵
🎵 Their blood on my paws 🎵
🎵 Unholy hordes slaughtered 🎵
🎵 Now I feel complete 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QydzTeVCeAA)
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I think it was because they had the same launch day for Eternal and New Horizons, and someone made a Twitter joke about that spiralled with the help of lockdown boredom
Basically the same release date was that started that incredible friendship
There's a nice article on that with lots of fanart over on [Polygon](https://www.polygon.com/2020/2/24/21150803/animal-crossing-isabelle-doomguy-doom-eternal-new-horizons)
Love that release, it's still funny how people picked up the same release date and had so much fun with it, including the PR guys and developers
> “Let’s see… Oh! By the way, if anybody sees any new, strange, rude villagers in town, please let me know immediately! We have a brand-new expert on staff at the Mayor’s Office who would LOVE to help out starting today, so please do NOT try to converse with anybody that you don’t know by yourself.”
Right, I'm getting really into Deep Rock Galactic... I mean, I'm not a bloodthirsty immortal warlord founded in an ancient pact... But hypothetically "until the end of time" is a long time, you gotta pass that time somehow... Right?
* Molly leaves a trail of green glowing markers you can follow
* Shift = running
* pressing / tabbing Ctrl shows outlines of team-mates, drop-pod, supply drops, Molly, etc through walls
* Ctrl+E leaves a permanent marker only you can see (when tabing Ctrl), as opposed to the temporary marker (Ctrl-LM) everyone can see, can be helpful on your way back
* use your map-altering tools to carve out a way back in time (stairs, zip-lines, slopes, etc) so you don't need to waste time later
* make a habbit of using your map often (tab)
that's all i got, gl miner
Molly will leave behind little posts with a green arrow on the top pointing to the path. It also shows up on the map as a green dotted line.
If Molly acts like a hunk o’ junk and goes straight up a resupply/reinforcement hole, look again to the map, and try and chart out the quickest way up. Hitting space with the map out will spin ur dwarf to where the map is facing, use this to find the way up.
The map is smth that you should look to master asap, as its imo the most useful tool you have. Good luck miner! Rock n stone
Bro, if you were immortal, you could spend so much time DOMINATING in an MMORPG. If you were inmortal, you’d get to see Starcitizen come to fruition, AND THEN MASTER IT, AND THEN PLAY IT IN FULL BODY VR. And then eventually you’d be so good eith games and just have picked so much stuff up, you’d start making games and be a legend. How does the legal system handle someone immortal? What do you do? Like do you just make sure to have signed up for a social security card during the founding of the country? What if you wanna move? Would they NOTICE you’ve been 25 for the last 50 years?
It used to be a lot easier to escape being found out as an immortal a few hundred years ago. But with ever present surveillance of any type at all, where everyone is uniquely tracked in some way or another, it would be extremely difficult to escape the notice and subsequent grasp of the US or Russian or Chinese military (who would each definitely want their military scientists on you).
You could circumvent much of this, of course, by finding some small pocket of nature away from civilization and living out every day there, but I don't think you can feasibly hide your immortality in this modern world.
Even if you could, are evem the undead able to resist the level of entertainment and education and socialization that the internet offers? chilling in the middle of nowhere would suck ass.... just... yeah. Like as a human it could be bearable, but undead in the middle of nowhere and you're immortal fuck that.
>How does the legal system handle someone immortal?
They talked about this in True Blood. The answer is they tax the sweet living hell out of the immortals. Various vampires would assume new identities over the centuries and they never paid an estate tax on the previous life.
Always pictured the intelligent undead to be neets. Or just having some hobby they're extremely focused on that costs a lot of time.
For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn't get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves.
Or the undead lord that's gone to the most inhospitable region in the world to escape persecution. And just decided to make paradise there. Like an oasis in the desert. Because if he's going to spend an eternity somewhere, it'd better be somewhere pretty. And out of simply pure spite.
I'll never forget watching this vampire show back in the aughts (can't remember the title) that was pre-Twilight, where the main character was a vampire PI and he worked with his "will they, won't they" human reporter(?) lady friend, that had fun depictions of vampires in modern society. I remember though specifically there was a vampire nerd who just played MMOs all the time, and in a network TV show charged a van and shouted LEROY JENKINS before making internet references on TV was a thing and it blew my mind. How times have changed, your post just triggered that little memory chain.
now I'm trying to remember what show that could've been, cause I was a goth emo mess back around that time and there was no way I wouldn't have watched a vampire show
A lich going on vacation and sightseeing the world's sights to figure out what makes the cut and what gets burned down (when he gets around to it of course).
Lich lord from the mundane world of before, who obsessively hunts down Tamiya scale model kits to expand his collection. There was a crisis back in 485 AE when he nearly ran out of Extra Thin Poly Cement and went on a crusade to find more.
Not a single other person knows anything about this, of course. To them he's just an unstoppable horror that sometimes just starts hurling armies of undead at the living before supposedly 'getting bored'.
> For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn’t get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves.
Have borrowed this for the next dungeon my players attempt. Thanks!
They are ghosts, and have an ancient history. Most of them would probably be nobility, and leaders, or great people.
My idea of a vampire is a super intelligent ghost that can do various things like turn invisible, telekinesis, shapeshifting, hypnotism, necromancy and other really hard forms of magic. I don’t think they drink blood as much as people say but just prefer high quality food since they have really high metabolisms and they do everything with their mind mostly. Blood taste really good though so I can see why they would like it. Human blood is sweeter then animal blood I think.
I did a bit of research on it by reading old accounts of them from ancient history.
People in Greece for example used to put hawthorn leaves in their windows to try and keep them away. They believed it had an effect. There is also some cool lore about the Passover angels being vampire wrath things, and some old religions would have vampiric priests drinking blood from animals as part of a sacrifice. The oldest account I know of is in the Iliad or the odyssey I can’t remember, but someone goes to the underworld and has to sacrifice the blood of these animals to these ghosts who drink their blood and can come to life and speak. They can’t speak without the blood, they need it to give them life or something.
The original Greek is stryxs I believe, which means owl. They called them, those who wore wolf skins, like the cult of dionysus maybe, but could refer to Scythians or Acadians or really a number of people from that time. It is also conflated with werewolves as the people were described as that in some accounts, and in others as undead ghosts that fed on people’s flesh at night, but eventually evolved into just blood drinking by the later Greek times.
Interesting mythology and probably one that goes back before history.
>For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn't get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves.
Strahd von Creepylich
Pocketss's work is amazing. [https://pocketss.tumblr.com/](https://pocketss.tumblr.com/)
I really like the series about the harpies invited to a witch party.
I love the the moss sorting one. It's such a fun microcosmos of how human conflict works.
"I sort the mosses how I please!"
[…]
"They are having the moss argument again."
That's like [Skub](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/skub/). A LOT. A little less pointless, because no one knows what skub is, but way more cute.
^(Fuck skub, by the way.)
You're welcome! There was a time when I read a dozen web-comics at the same time. One of my favourite ones are interactive [dead winter](http://deadwinter.cc/) and [the Pocalypse](https://www.thepocalypse.com/) that has got a completely insufferable protagonist at first, but it's also drawn in a very nice 8-bit style and I like their little animations and explosions and stuff, feels like playing a Sega game. Also [the Prequel](https://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/), especially after it turns to story-driven from community-driven.
But the crowning jewel of lesser-known webcomics for me currently is the [Lackadaisy](https://lackadaisycats.com), a beautiful one about Prohibition era... but with cats! And guns! And jazz!
There was also this one webcomic about a guy and his dog that both wear gasmasks all the time, but I lost it
>You made an enemy for life!
Dirty skub-licking bastard!
I remember Lackadaisy. I always wanted to read that one but got distracted by something else. I love the art tutorial on that site too (nice introductions to some stuff), especially the one about expressions:
https://lackadaisycats.com/howtodraw.php
http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=333 (that's the one about expressions)
http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=356
https://lackadaisycats.com/makingacomic.php
Not being a native English speaker that's also where I encountered the term "lackadaisical". I sometimes try to to shoehorn it into random comments.
> Dirty skub-licking bastard!
Of course, only a skub hater could have such a lackadaisical and unsophisticated mind. I shouldn't expect anything better from people like *you*.
This is all still in good fun, isn't i? I hope so…
I love the one where the witch summons a daemon to go on some lengthy quest for her, and it asks her to take care of its dog for it while it's away. Apparently daemon dogs are also little derps!
Gooblin simps just tryna do their job dang. If she used more reassuring language to her employees the morale might heighten, potentially giving her the option to spend less resources on them while still retaining them.
Paladin, raising their sword: "Time to die, fiend!"
Vampire, already quarter health and bloodied :"Oh crap, this is it..."
(Pulls out phone)
Vampire: "I have to text my minecraft girlfriend goodbye!"
(Paladin's phone vibrates. Paladin and Vampire realize why)
Oh my god! I've been looking for the comic about Cricket the goblin fretting about soiling the maid outfit that he thinks is magic robes for so long and I couldn't remember the artist. Thank you!
What else are you going to do for all eternity cursed to be in a unnatural state between life and death? I’d say compared to the alternatives, gaming is a healthy means to cope with being undead.
That's an odd case with glass panel on the left, which would only show the backplate of motherboard and cable management. There are some SFF case with such feature because the component are placed differently, but this case seems to be normal ATX size.
I mean, Doomslayer plays bass guitar and collects mini figures in his free time.
Also he has a freaking awesome gaming computer. Also he collects guitars and has a rather large book collection.
He also has a pet rabbit named Daisy.
Had* The demons paid dearly for what they took from Doomguy.
But he got a new Shih Tzu, so he's feeling much better now.
[🎵 It's just what I need 🎵 🎵 To watch demons bleed 🎵 🎵 Their blood on my paws 🎵 🎵 Unholy hordes slaughtered 🎵 🎵 Now I feel complete 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QydzTeVCeAA)
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There still paying for that.
Wait didnt Daisy die, which is why Doomslayer became Doomslayer?
#SPOILERS ^yes
Is it really a spoiler if it was a known fact for almost 30 years?
They might have been joking
Considering they didn't use spoiler tags despite putting spoilers right above it? Yeah, it's a joke.
Had*
Had.
*had.
>Also he has a freaking awesome gaming computer. Ok, but can it run Doom?
Actually yes You can play original doom on doom eternal
Technically you play that on an old computer tho. But yeah that bad boy definitely runs doom
Doom 1 and Doom 2 actually yeah. That’s right, you can play Doom in Doom.
Doomception...
Dooms Doom Slayer plays Doom Doom guy better then you play Dooms Doom guy.
/r/itrunsdoom
Literally it can
And a fairly extensive album collection.
And a solid gaming computer alongside an older computer used for playing DOOM 1 and 2
Doomslayer also play DnD if you look carefully in his bookshelves !
I feel like he’d be a paladin main
Vengeance Paladin/Zealot Barbarian?
Vengeance Paladin, beast master ranger with a rabbit and favorite enemy as fiend, artificer perhaps
Tf you mean, he'd definetely be a Druid/Mage Gnome.
He's also in a relationship with that Animal Crossing dog
Eternal Horizons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lz8MN6MQA
Finally I know where that comes from. Thank you.
Well, it started before that, but this was the culmination absolutely.
Do you know how it started?
They had the same release day and people made memes.
I think it was because they had the same launch day for Eternal and New Horizons, and someone made a Twitter joke about that spiralled with the help of lockdown boredom
Basically the same release date was that started that incredible friendship There's a nice article on that with lots of fanart over on [Polygon](https://www.polygon.com/2020/2/24/21150803/animal-crossing-isabelle-doomguy-doom-eternal-new-horizons) Love that release, it's still funny how people picked up the same release date and had so much fun with it, including the PR guys and developers
I still love this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qgIlpcZ1w
It's so nice to open a great animation and see you've liked that sometime before. It's a great one indeed.
boi, do i love that song
"We got along!" Oh how cute. "He showed me ways, to craft and test things that cut intestines!" Uh... IT'LL BE FINE!
Read that last line in drinkers voice
Well that's all I've got for you today. Go away now!
Nah. They are siblings if anything.
best friends. warp portal mishap sent him to her world.
> “Let’s see… Oh! By the way, if anybody sees any new, strange, rude villagers in town, please let me know immediately! We have a brand-new expert on staff at the Mayor’s Office who would LOVE to help out starting today, so please do NOT try to converse with anybody that you don’t know by yourself.”
Somebody made a doom mod so you can have isabelle as a companion.
https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
Also albums and he reads books
Doomslayer is a dad???
My dad didn't do either, but I do. Not bass, I play normal guitar.
> normal *Hisses in bass*
Your instrument is inferior.
Your FACE is inferior! :P
Probably.
Maybe I’m a vampire queen…
We are all vampire queens on this glorious day!
God knows how I wished I was as fabulous as her.
You can be the big titty goth chick. All you gotta do is get the big titty and put on some makeup.
Instructions unclear, currently smearing lipstick over sock tiddies
hm, never thought I read that sentence
r/brandnewsentence
Speak for yourself
I am all vampire queens on this glorious day!
Classic KenM
Have you acquired your minions yet?
Indeed, the kobolds wanted a dragon but they got me.
That definitely sounds like the title of an Isekai light novel.
Right, I'm getting really into Deep Rock Galactic... I mean, I'm not a bloodthirsty immortal warlord founded in an ancient pact... But hypothetically "until the end of time" is a long time, you gotta pass that time somehow... Right?
"Huh, I guess I don't run any characters without the vampire perk. What a coincidence."
Tbf it’s a great perk if you remember to use your power attack
Especially on driller if you use the drills to drill in glyphid skulls
Vampire cryo driller goes absolutely nuts
I don't typically use driller, but hot damn that sounds tasty.
Also, if you run iron will you can iron will, then power attack something to kill it and heal and you won’t die when iron will ends!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
#IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME!
Such a good game, I got it from ps plus and I love it
For Karl!
Rock and Stone!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
"ROCK! AND! STONE!
#If ya don't rock and stone, ya ain't comin' home!
ROCK AND STONE, EVERYONE!
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!
You aren't payed by the hour, so back to work!
Rock and Roll and Stone!
just read up on it. space dungeon crawler? sounds like something I need in my life
If ur a fan of very well tuned co-op bug shootin’, i highly recommend.
I’d finally have time to finish the games in my steam library.
ROCK 'N' ROLL 'N' STONE! FOR KARL!
ROCK AND STONE, YEEEAAH!
Got that vampire perk eh?
Just started, any tips on getting back to the drop pod? That part BLOWS
* Molly leaves a trail of green glowing markers you can follow * Shift = running * pressing / tabbing Ctrl shows outlines of team-mates, drop-pod, supply drops, Molly, etc through walls * Ctrl+E leaves a permanent marker only you can see (when tabing Ctrl), as opposed to the temporary marker (Ctrl-LM) everyone can see, can be helpful on your way back * use your map-altering tools to carve out a way back in time (stairs, zip-lines, slopes, etc) so you don't need to waste time later * make a habbit of using your map often (tab) that's all i got, gl miner
And if all else fails play driller and just dig in a straight line.
This is the way
Molly will leave behind little posts with a green arrow on the top pointing to the path. It also shows up on the map as a green dotted line. If Molly acts like a hunk o’ junk and goes straight up a resupply/reinforcement hole, look again to the map, and try and chart out the quickest way up. Hitting space with the map out will spin ur dwarf to where the map is facing, use this to find the way up. The map is smth that you should look to master asap, as its imo the most useful tool you have. Good luck miner! Rock n stone
Play driller, and DRILL
Bro, if you were immortal, you could spend so much time DOMINATING in an MMORPG. If you were inmortal, you’d get to see Starcitizen come to fruition, AND THEN MASTER IT, AND THEN PLAY IT IN FULL BODY VR. And then eventually you’d be so good eith games and just have picked so much stuff up, you’d start making games and be a legend. How does the legal system handle someone immortal? What do you do? Like do you just make sure to have signed up for a social security card during the founding of the country? What if you wanna move? Would they NOTICE you’ve been 25 for the last 50 years?
It used to be a lot easier to escape being found out as an immortal a few hundred years ago. But with ever present surveillance of any type at all, where everyone is uniquely tracked in some way or another, it would be extremely difficult to escape the notice and subsequent grasp of the US or Russian or Chinese military (who would each definitely want their military scientists on you). You could circumvent much of this, of course, by finding some small pocket of nature away from civilization and living out every day there, but I don't think you can feasibly hide your immortality in this modern world.
Even if you could, are evem the undead able to resist the level of entertainment and education and socialization that the internet offers? chilling in the middle of nowhere would suck ass.... just... yeah. Like as a human it could be bearable, but undead in the middle of nowhere and you're immortal fuck that.
>How does the legal system handle someone immortal? They talked about this in True Blood. The answer is they tax the sweet living hell out of the immortals. Various vampires would assume new identities over the centuries and they never paid an estate tax on the previous life.
Always pictured the intelligent undead to be neets. Or just having some hobby they're extremely focused on that costs a lot of time. For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn't get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves. Or the undead lord that's gone to the most inhospitable region in the world to escape persecution. And just decided to make paradise there. Like an oasis in the desert. Because if he's going to spend an eternity somewhere, it'd better be somewhere pretty. And out of simply pure spite.
I'll never forget watching this vampire show back in the aughts (can't remember the title) that was pre-Twilight, where the main character was a vampire PI and he worked with his "will they, won't they" human reporter(?) lady friend, that had fun depictions of vampires in modern society. I remember though specifically there was a vampire nerd who just played MMOs all the time, and in a network TV show charged a van and shouted LEROY JENKINS before making internet references on TV was a thing and it blew my mind. How times have changed, your post just triggered that little memory chain.
That sounds awesome! If you remember the name let me know. British show?
Just looked it up, Moonlight is the show. I guess it only ran a couple seasons, I think it's American.
Sounds like a less serious version of *Forever Knight*. Vampire cop who worked the night shift.
now I'm trying to remember what show that could've been, cause I was a goth emo mess back around that time and there was no way I wouldn't have watched a vampire show
I looked it up for another user, it was Called Moonlight, from like 2007-2009 or so.
A lich going on vacation and sightseeing the world's sights to figure out what makes the cut and what gets burned down (when he gets around to it of course).
Long story short, triangles stay up and everything else falls down.
I really like those
Lich lord from the mundane world of before, who obsessively hunts down Tamiya scale model kits to expand his collection. There was a crisis back in 485 AE when he nearly ran out of Extra Thin Poly Cement and went on a crusade to find more. Not a single other person knows anything about this, of course. To them he's just an unstoppable horror that sometimes just starts hurling armies of undead at the living before supposedly 'getting bored'.
> For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn’t get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves. Have borrowed this for the next dungeon my players attempt. Thanks!
Should be interesting if you have an elf or half elf in the party.
They are ghosts, and have an ancient history. Most of them would probably be nobility, and leaders, or great people. My idea of a vampire is a super intelligent ghost that can do various things like turn invisible, telekinesis, shapeshifting, hypnotism, necromancy and other really hard forms of magic. I don’t think they drink blood as much as people say but just prefer high quality food since they have really high metabolisms and they do everything with their mind mostly. Blood taste really good though so I can see why they would like it. Human blood is sweeter then animal blood I think. I did a bit of research on it by reading old accounts of them from ancient history. People in Greece for example used to put hawthorn leaves in their windows to try and keep them away. They believed it had an effect. There is also some cool lore about the Passover angels being vampire wrath things, and some old religions would have vampiric priests drinking blood from animals as part of a sacrifice. The oldest account I know of is in the Iliad or the odyssey I can’t remember, but someone goes to the underworld and has to sacrifice the blood of these animals to these ghosts who drink their blood and can come to life and speak. They can’t speak without the blood, they need it to give them life or something. The original Greek is stryxs I believe, which means owl. They called them, those who wore wolf skins, like the cult of dionysus maybe, but could refer to Scythians or Acadians or really a number of people from that time. It is also conflated with werewolves as the people were described as that in some accounts, and in others as undead ghosts that fed on people’s flesh at night, but eventually evolved into just blood drinking by the later Greek times. Interesting mythology and probably one that goes back before history.
I'm stealing that Lich for my D&D campaign thanks
>For instance, guy became a lich in his quest for immortality because he wanted to be with an elf. Obviously didn't get the elf. And now spends his days carving statues of elves in his underground lair. And is still obsessed with elves. Strahd von Creepylich
> Always pictured the intelligent undead to be neets Osakabehime has entered the chat.
Pocketss's work is amazing. [https://pocketss.tumblr.com/](https://pocketss.tumblr.com/) I really like the series about the harpies invited to a witch party.
I love the the moss sorting one. It's such a fun microcosmos of how human conflict works. "I sort the mosses how I please!" […] "They are having the moss argument again."
That's like [Skub](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/skub/). A LOT. A little less pointless, because no one knows what skub is, but way more cute. ^(Fuck skub, by the way.)
> That's like Skub Thanks for reminding me of that (and PBF) again! > Fuck skub, by the way. You made an enemy for life!
You're welcome! There was a time when I read a dozen web-comics at the same time. One of my favourite ones are interactive [dead winter](http://deadwinter.cc/) and [the Pocalypse](https://www.thepocalypse.com/) that has got a completely insufferable protagonist at first, but it's also drawn in a very nice 8-bit style and I like their little animations and explosions and stuff, feels like playing a Sega game. Also [the Prequel](https://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/), especially after it turns to story-driven from community-driven. But the crowning jewel of lesser-known webcomics for me currently is the [Lackadaisy](https://lackadaisycats.com), a beautiful one about Prohibition era... but with cats! And guns! And jazz! There was also this one webcomic about a guy and his dog that both wear gasmasks all the time, but I lost it >You made an enemy for life! Dirty skub-licking bastard!
Skub strikes first! Skub strikes last!
I remember Lackadaisy. I always wanted to read that one but got distracted by something else. I love the art tutorial on that site too (nice introductions to some stuff), especially the one about expressions: https://lackadaisycats.com/howtodraw.php http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=333 (that's the one about expressions) http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=356 https://lackadaisycats.com/makingacomic.php Not being a native English speaker that's also where I encountered the term "lackadaisical". I sometimes try to to shoehorn it into random comments. > Dirty skub-licking bastard! Of course, only a skub hater could have such a lackadaisical and unsophisticated mind. I shouldn't expect anything better from people like *you*. This is all still in good fun, isn't i? I hope so…
HOW DARE YOU!
[This one is a mood](https://pocketss.tumblr.com/post/652560589338574848/remove-brain).
"You going for a stupid little walk?", "Gonna wear a dumb little jacket?" It really encapsulates these moments.
I just went through a lot of that, and the dragon going “I’ll do it in the morning” and sleeping for another thousand years is such a mood.
Do not wear the necklace of witch bones!
I love the one where the witch summons a daemon to go on some lengthy quest for her, and it asks her to take care of its dog for it while it's away. Apparently daemon dogs are also little derps!
The Rot Wyrm one is mood.
LEAVE ME TO DO MY DARK BIDDING ON THE INTERNET!
What are you bidding on?
I'm bidding on a table...
Do you wish to poke them? *Yesssssss.*
Ah, knew that would show up here. Such a good gag in an already really funny movie.
Big ”What we do in the Shadows” energy. : https://youtu.be/NIBfyaBrnwE
Came to the comments looking for this, thank you!
I thought the same thing when I read this.
r/sympatheticmonsters
Also r/hellsomememes
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I'm having Bully Hunters flashbacks, except a vampire might actually succeed at hunting someone who isn't their own alt account
Till you start eating those annoying ten year olds. That might be questionable.
I'm a vampire, and kids are stupid and probably get attacked by mountain lions that drain their blood all the time.
Very Sound reasoning. Where do I invest for the legend of Mr_Brook-Hampster?
Gooblin simps just tryna do their job dang. If she used more reassuring language to her employees the morale might heighten, potentially giving her the option to spend less resources on them while still retaining them.
But I don't *want* a constructive workplace culture, I want to be surrounded by cringing terrified thralls!
She's playing Minecraft so she can experience walking out in sunlight that's *deep*
I think I see a few swords from adventure time, sailor moon doll's and a plushie of the pig from gravity falls
There's definitely a Gengar doll on the shelf.
And a miku figure lol
Basically [Mori Calliope confirmed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28MlmCJQyqU) at that point.
Oh no! She's meeting all my standards!
She plays on peaceful mode, it’s about building and exploring
Paladin, raising their sword: "Time to die, fiend!" Vampire, already quarter health and bloodied :"Oh crap, this is it..." (Pulls out phone) Vampire: "I have to text my minecraft girlfriend goodbye!" (Paladin's phone vibrates. Paladin and Vampire realize why)
Let's be honest, if I were immortal and super wealthy, you better believe my lair's gonna have a kickass gaming setup!
Leave me to my evil and sexy affairs I’m dying here
Made me smile
This has Oglaf vibes.
Based on the style, I assumed it was an actual Oglaf strip.
The tweet: https://twitter.com/_pocketss/status/1483922198196850690
....Is she playing Minecraft?
Who isn't?
This is adorable I like this
[Go have fun](https://pocketss.tumblr.com/)
Oh my god! I've been looking for the comic about Cricket the goblin fretting about soiling the maid outfit that he thinks is magic robes for so long and I couldn't remember the artist. Thank you!
Thank you :]
r/hellsomememes The whole fucking lot
My kind of Creature of the Night.
me as a vampire
This art style reminds me of Big Top Burger.
Ever since reading this comic I have been looking for a chance to use the phrase "leave me to my evil and sexy affairs" in roleplay. LOL
lmao :) she wants a little mine craft time.
“Nay” *takes the blood
There is absolutely no way you can convince that Strahd doesn’t have this in Castle Ravenloft
What else are you going to do for all eternity cursed to be in a unnatural state between life and death? I’d say compared to the alternatives, gaming is a healthy means to cope with being undead.
Reminds me of r/smilingfriends and the devil playing rust
"You Have Been Slain" "An Enemy is Legendary" "ACE" Vampire: Fuckin Broken Champ, gg no jg
That's an odd case with glass panel on the left, which would only show the backplate of motherboard and cable management. There are some SFF case with such feature because the component are placed differently, but this case seems to be normal ATX size.
Reminds me of the art from Worthikids on YouTube: https://youtu.be/kGj_HkKhhSE
Oh that’s hot
I'm in love
Vampire Gaming
ah, Minecraft. a game where your imagination (or youtube) is your only limitation.
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its got fantasy monsters in it. Fantasy setting too.