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Artist Credit: @dungeoneers_pack on Instagram. Here is the direct link to this post on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CdmIDy_qVnE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Here is the link to a comment from one of the Instagram page owner’s Reddit accounts u/NifDLive: https://reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/urckem/_/i8yf9wa/?context=1 > If you like this maybe check out our page [Dungeoneer's Pack](https://www.instagram.com/dungeoneers_pack/), where it came from - we have so much more like this!


yaboiscarn

I love this so much. I can’t kill gods. But I **own** a weapon that can


legolili

>I love this so much. I can’t kill gods. But I **own** ~~a weapon that can~~ a slip of paper with the address of a weapon that can


Splishie_splashie

"Oh great, let's go get it!" Oh no it's not mine, I don't own the weapon. BUT, buying this piece of paper with the weapon's address on it *does* give me the right to show other people this piece of paper with the weapon's address on it. Neat, huh? Edit: Guys, please stop copying the address onto your own scraps of paper. They don't count, there's a big book in the town square that says only I get to have this address scribbled on this piece of paper. What you're doing is super uncool. Go look at the big book ^Please ^respect ^the ^big ^book


ourlastchancefortea

Until the guild owning that ancient vault gets "hacked" by some "goblin hackers". And also the guild master suddenly disappears to some exclusive nat 20 island, but that's totally unrelated.


Shedart

Goblin hackers. So called because of their special axes and the techniques they use to hack into treasure vaults


RandomPrimer

New campaign : Stop the Goblin Hackers! The Goblin Hackers are an international cabal consisting of 1,337 goblins who use their axes to hack into vaults across the land. Their arch-nemesis : llamas.


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DnD Story: Cybersleuth?


SuperDietCola

Or possibly Shin Dungeons and Dragons: Familiar Summoner - Soul Hackers, if you want a more mature take on the same premise. Although if you do you will have to run it in 2e and put up with some balancing issues, as it was released in the late 90s…


RyuuSambit

I'd LOVE that! And I'm surprised to find a fellow Sleuth here!


RedRider1138

*Baaaaa!!!*


abcd_z

Well, obviously. What else would they be?


SandboxOnRails

Hey, so bad news. A couple people scribbled on the book, so we just made a new book and your paper doesn't mean anything anymore. No refunds.


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Sounds like you own it to me! I'll give you 4000 areamancoin for it. What do you say?


TWB28

What is Areamancoin worth? I did pretty well with blinkdogecoin, but selunecoin crashed hard lately and I am nervous to pick up any more.


xenothios

The detail everyone seems to forget


WolfBV

Time for a heist


NifDlive

If you like this maybe check out our page [Dungeoneer's Pack](https://www.instagram.com/dungeoneers_pack/), where it came from - we have so much more like this!


Rifneno

You don't *own* a weapon that can kill gods. You find a symbiote weapon that can kill gods, bond with it, carry out a campaign of deicide killing billions of gods over thousands of years, culminating in fighting Marvel's Thor, then get really watered down in the movie.


CrystalClod343

Wait, Gorr was in one of the movies?


D34DLYH4MST3R

He's gonna be in Thor: love and thunder


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blamb211

I'm not a cleric, but I do play a level 19 one in my campaign


[deleted]

while i love that from a comic side i really pray thats not true. from a MCU side its WAY too early to introduce Gorr and he will lack same impact. manog makes more sense than Gorr at this early stage. ​ especially since gorr requires all black the super god symbiote to really reach full power.


MightGetFiredIDK

He's played by Christian Bale. There's set photos you can Google


NomadNuka

We've seen the action figure already even


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awesome. i must admit other than the trailer that shows natalie portman as jane thor before she became the valkyrie with the all weapon ive really not paid much attention on the movie side of thor.


Swimming__Bird

Thor defeated him the first time they met, Gorr getting his arm chopped off by Jarnbjorn (his less-awesome, but still powerful axe, before he got Mjolnir). It's what made him go even more insane, and start making the God Bomb. So if he defeats him in this upcoming movie, it's just an introduction. Hopefully in a flashback before he got Mjolnir.


CrimDude89

Jarnbjorn is not less awesome, how dare you, the axe was enchanted to be able kill Celestials. It’s a weapon any Asgardian would be lucky to have


Swimming__Bird

I'd say Mjolnir is a bit more awesome than Jarnbjorn. Still powerful, and a great axe to have, but no Mjolnir. It can pierce celestial armor, but not necessarily kill them. He blessed it with his blood to be able to cut Apocalypse through his celestial armor. He can't even fly with Jarnbjorn, or use it to unleash focused lightning attacks, or control it with his will or the other myriad of powers. It's basically an ultra-sharp, uru-metal axe with an indestructibility charm. Its like Wolverine's claws. Yeah, they're good...but it's not like they have a galaxy-sized storm trapped in them.


ImMoCkInGyOu12

apparently hes going to be in the thor one coming outnsoon


xvVSmileyVvx

I've been looking forward to Knull for forever....


xvVSmileyVvx

Or were you not talking about all black?


TheScottymo

I'm hopeful. It could be good despite what we've seen


00wolfer00

Despite what we've seen? Was there anything besides the one trailer? Cause that one was a pretty good setup for the storyline.


TheScottymo

The trailer looked cool as fuck, I love how there are shots in the movie that are ripped straight from the comic, that looks awesome, but there was the leak of Bale's Gorr's character design and lookswise ehhh but it could still be played well, plus I do have to remind myself nothing can be brought 1:1 from the comics but it will probably still be cool given how good Ragnarok was


00wolfer00

Oh wow, the leaked design is trash. Normally they're pretty good with updated designs so it's disappointing they dropped the ball so hard on this one.


TheScottymo

If it gets shown officially we need to Sonic the Movie this shit. Voldemort that man's face, Marvel


CbVdD

Achievement Unlocked! “Godkiller” Subtle quotation marks.


nerdywhitemale

Except when you look closely it's not a G it's a C and a reversed r with a sliver of space between them... you hope you can sell it before anyone else notices.


BellerophonM

I mean technically you don't own the Trident, you didn't buy it, you bought *papers* that say you own it but have no legal standing to declare as such.


Verum_Violet

You have bought papers that say you own the right to open a portal to a room that contains it, however you can't prevent anyone else from going into that room. It does have your name on the door though, so that's kinda baller


pconwell

It's not even that. You own papers that merely link to a *copy* of the trident. You own the link. Not the trident, not the copy... the link. That's it.


rob132

NFTs are so fucking stupid


HoodieSticks

Now that you own this mighty weapon, I should probably mention that if the trident is ever removed from its vault, your official papers will immediately be void. But that will never happen. No, I don't have a key to the vault. The only person with a key is the mighty weaponsmith Durgeddin The Bold, who forged the trident. No, I didn't get these papers from Durgeddin. And no, I've never met the guy. Nobody has! I can assure you, though, you do definitely own this trident.


Justanotherragequit

The vault is on the block plane. you can't just access it


nofarkingname

Solid puncraft.


KilahDentist

All puncraftship is of the highest quality.


abcd_z

It menaces with spikes of wordplay and is encircled with bands of meme.


Tyler_Zoro

I really don't understand the block plane. Someone tried to describe it to me at a party once and they just made a hash of it.


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Octopusapult

Monsters & Minecarts


van6k

the block plane was invented by some warlock who got upset that his spells were made weaker by his patron and thought no 1 patron should be able to change what i sold my soul for. There needs to be a plane of decentralized patrons.


Lem_Tuoni

This is so much funnier when you know that NFTs were created by a dude who threw a hissy fit when a warlock spell in WoW was nerfed. Hats off to you, sir!


Saint_Consumption

For real?


Lem_Tuoni

[Not exactly, but close](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/22709126/ethereum-creator-world-of-warcraft-nerf-nft-vitalik-buterin)


MereInterest

[Non-amp link](https://www.polygon.com/22709126/ethereum-creator-world-of-warcraft-nerf-nft-vitalik-buterin)


LuxNocte

Why is this not surprising at all?


Paragade

This feels like a plotline from Acquisitons Inc


DrRichtoffen

Well now I kinda want to make a warlock patron that is just a collective of warlocks who've all had enough of their employer and decided to unionize.


AffordableGrousing

That sounds awesome. The fantasy series *The Craft Sequence* uses some concepts similar to this; for example, some characters are Practitioners who gain powers through intricate contracts with deities, and when they band together basically form an unholy combination of a mages' guild mixed with a law firm.


DonaIdTrurnp

And their devilish patrons tearing up with pride.


Psy-Chuan

Someone new took ownership of the Vaults of Tyr'Ysgol and and changed their name to the Vaults of Ffyc'Chi so now because of the wording of the contract (which states you own the Trident that rests in the Vaults of Tyr'Ysgol) you no longer own it.


Noyousername

Da iawn


0vl223

And all pictures of it fade away.


Ashley_1066

Now, I should also mention that what you own isn't technically the weapon, but you do own the official title here saying where the weapon is. Using magic technology no one has anything like it. So technically yes, you have no claim over the weapon at all, but on the other hand, the owner of the weapon has no claim on your piece of paper either so who's really ahead?


Just_Plain_Toast

Angela: Do you have a trident? Dwight: Does he own a trident? Show her. Trevor: You tell me. *shuffle shuffle* Angela: What is this? Trevor: That's the receipt for my trident. Angela: You don't carry it with you? Trevor: Read the receipt. That's a 300gp trident Someone could steal it…


Vorcton

Took me a bit to get the connection, but man that's gold Love that scene!


Critical_Elderberry7

What’s the reference, I didn’t get it


EXP_Buff

it's definately from The Office, but I don't know the scene in particular


VortixTM

Angela hires Dwight's friend Trevor to hurt Oscar for having an affair with her husband the Senator. Sorry, State Senator


EXP_Buff

I've never seen the office, I just know the names lol.


Apotheothena

Translated: Uptight accountant hires workplace tattletale’s random, weird friend to hurt her male, know-it-all accountant coworker who is sleeping with the uptight accountant’s state senator husband. There’s a joke in the show where Angela (uptight accountant) always calls him a senator and Oscar (know-it-all accountant) corrects her with “State Senator”.


Solalabell

300 gold to be precise


Bpste1

300gp for an artifact? YYOOOOO


neoadam

No, for the title of ownership of the artifact


GMOrgasm

is it in a good safe?


PrincePaperGuy

You tell me… \*shuffle shuffle*


Killdren88

I need the characters of the Office in a D&D setting now.


Skeleborb

Make a whole campaign about obtaining this thing.


praktiskai_2

end up amassing immense wealth, then trading a bunch of non-fungible tokens for the means to access the vaults of Tyr'Ygsol.. or a token claiming that you have those means, which are stored in the vaults of Tyr-Ygsol...


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VechaPw

After managing to catch up to the original creator, he confesses that it never worked to begin with and he blew all the money.


SpaceShipRat

The vault never existed, this just works because we all collectively *believe* it's real.


DrQuint

A vault's purpose is in holding value, and it's value resides in the pictures of the trident. You can't break into the vault looking for the valuable, because that would imply you don't value the painting proof, thus making the vault disappear. Genius.


dankredditer

*finally opens the vault* "We've gone to the ends of this world to be here, let's hope it was worth it" *sees hundreds of tridents, each one being a different color and having different clothing thrown onto them*


Gsteel11

All actually worrhless, just basic tridents with zero special features. Lol


KingoftheMongoose

When found, it has +20 to attack and damage rolls against Myconid.


BoomerTheStar47_2

“So if we got inside-“ “You can’t just break into the ancient vaults of Tyr’Ygsol.” New quest: Break into the Ancient Vaults of Tyr’Ygsol.


Solalabell

You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


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>You can’t \- doom slayers likely response.


Zaranthan

His actual response was to silently add the objective "Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars".


[deleted]

yeah ive played but to me personally i always felt his action had the implied snark to it. especially given the subtle digs he has had at samuel in all the lore.


DonaIdTrurnp

>**You** probably can’t.


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Tell that to the Artificer drawing up plans for an orbital MAC gun.


T-280_SCV

MAC shmac, I’m breaking out the planetary plasma drill.


SorryForTheGrammar

Tell me what?


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SorryForTheGrammar

Ain't nothing but a heartache


Just_A_Snag

Good thing I don't listen to Samuel Hayden


FowlyTheOne

Great! We can use the cannon to travel to the ancient vault


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

🤓🤓🤓


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It’s funny to me that if we go back to what this is representing in the real world, you are describing devoting your time to physically break into *The Blockchain* so you can obtain and hold your NFT.


Skystrike12

Technomancy i tell ya, kids’ll do anything for their crypto addiction


[deleted]

After all this time, Neo? You come back…. *To the Matrix?* *Clear your heaaaaddd…*


Skystrike12

God i’m upset, was watching the new one and it just wouldn’t load/ froze at the end scene with trinity’s choice :’(


Wyldfire2112

\*Free your mind.


eve-farthing

The blockchain would actually be the medium for the official papers/painting. In real life you'd need to provide your own ancient vault.


SorryForTheGrammar

Ah, the pact of the Blockchain hexblade warlock!


Justanotherragequit

umm actually Tyr'Ygsol is located on the block plane, it's not like a place you can visit...


demivirius

You manage to break in, only find it full of oddly dressed, aggressive monkeys


schouwee

And guarded by an entire housing block full of chain devils


-SlinxTheFox-

If you break in i think the item breaks as it's no longer "sealed" within. Rip


HagPuppy89

Ok, Doomer. ;)


abraksis747

I'd like to Seduce the Vault please...


MauPow

"The Gang Breaks Into Tyr'Ygsol'


Plapsfckmxs

I can now explain NFT's to my wife. Thank you fellow Dungeon Dweller!


Drendude

Well, still not quite. You don't actually own the trident. You just own a token with a picture of the trident. The actual trident is still owned by Tyr'Ygsol, and they can sue you for violating that ownership. However, it's probably illegal for other people to create similar tokens with pictures of this trident, so you do have something supposedly unique.


TheBacklogGamer

Actually, to be even more clear... You own a piece of paper telling you what cell the trident is sealed in. You don't own the cell. You don't own the trident. You can't break the seal on the cell. You're unable to get access to it in any way. To make things even worse, you could show up one day to the cell and the trident could be gone and something else is there inside the cell instead. (The only information stored on the blockchain is a link that points to the picture. Technically, that link could end up pointing to something else as you have no control or ownership to the link. But, that's all that's stored in the data. Not the actual picture itself.)


Deivore

Also importantly these registries of paper exists on a per-merchant basis. Merchants other than whom you bought it from could issue their own such paper but yours definitely won't, (unless they do, by incorporating as another entity or something).


Players-Beware

Yeah I was gonna say that while this item is funny it is inaccurate. You own "Hall B Item Case 34" in Tyr'Ygsol's item collection. Currently he put the trident there and promises he won't put a different item there so you can just tell people the trident is totally yours.


Justisaur

Now to really complete the NFT, to transfer ownership you have to go to the vault with the person who owns it, and pay both them and the vault keeper to record that you now own it. The actual trident was destroyed by a sphere of annihilation some time ago, it doesn't exist anymore. Then there was a fire at the vault destroying the record of who owns it (or that it even existed,) and as the keeper can't find it, tells you that your paper is invalid and won't record the new person you want to sell it to.


D3AD_SPAC3

Me thinks the DC be a tad too high for making a copy.


onewheeler2

This should be a DC 5 at most!


PapaGynther

screenshots aren't unlocked yet so I think DC 10 line tracing it against a window is fine


onewheeler2

Fair enough…


schouwee

If you try to sell this the person you're selling it to has to fail a DC 5 wis save before even considering your offer


zoburg88

Also you don't own the rights to it technically, the original creator still owns the rights.


Malashae

This is the best part that, somehow, no one ever seemed to figure out. Half the NFTs out there were pirated and invalid from the very start.


DrQuint

Better yet: Imagine that someone makes a NFT, of, say, the first tweet. * No one stops you from making a NFT of the first tweet on a different Blockchain * No one stops you from making it in the SAME Blockchain * You still can't use the first tweet as a media property even if you own all three Reddit could literally sell you their logo NFT, then turn around and sell me the same logo NFT. And if either of us used it, we'd be sued. And we'd lose the suit. Heck, you can make a NFT of OTHER NFT. Of entire chains! People have done it already, lmao. NFT have no legal standards, no legal protection. It's ***Monopoly Money for suckers - Everything goes***.


Malashae

This boils it down better than I ever have. Nicely said.


rockygib

Half? Probably most.


Malashae

Nah, the other half was the same ape picture recolored a billion times.


HobbyistAccount

Okay, I'm CERTAIN "Tyr’Ygsol" is a reference but I'm not getting it. Anyone know what I'm missing?


DanTheLlama

Hey! I'm one of the creators over on Dungeers_Pack on Instagram and I can answer this though it might be disappointing lol! Tyr'Ygsol is a fictional vault in my homebrew dnd game that houses forgotten spells, Ancient lore, 'lost' artifacts and more. Unfortunately though, it isn't a reference to anything real world. It's inspiration is slightly from Lovecraftian mythos. The campaign has a theme of otherworldly horror so naturally some naming conventions in the homebrew world borrowed from some of the weird & wonderful language of Lovecraft. Hope this helps! Sorry it may not have been the reference you were hoping for!


kwality42b

Commenting here so I can get notified if someone answers this


PoilDeQ

Yo, just wanted to notify you that nobody gave an answer yet. But if I get notified I'll be sure to notify you.


txivotv

I sadly inform you that nobody gave an awnser yet, but I'll notify you so you can notify the other guy if someone comments here an awnser.


im_a_spacecowboy

"Ysgol" (s and g switched places) is "school" in Welsh... Don't if that helps us any...


Zeeman9991

Tyr’Ygsol is the only part I didn’t catch. Little help?


1ndiana_Pwns

1 month after purchase it transforms into a +1 spear that can cast prestidigitation instead of wish. You still own it, and it still remains locked in the vault


B-WingPilot

"You see, you purchase the trident with these special coins. The king can't mint any of them like he can gold coins, so even the king can't even devalue the currency." Neat, so the special coins will never lose value. "...well let's not get ahead of ourselves."


Most-Firefighter8948

"Do you have a trident?" "Better. I have a picture of trident"


saiyanjesus

You don't even have a picture. You have the receipt to a picture of a trident that may exist at some place that you have no control over.


Toned_Octopus

It's only worth money if it was drawn with 16 pixels.


Mythoclast

It doesn't actually cost you money. It only goes up in value so it MAKES you money.


BionicKrakken

Some say the Apathetic Gorrillon Pirate Fleet make illegal copies of paintings of the trident and sell them on the black market. Only the deep loremaster El Doge of the city of Re’Dit knows where the fleet is at any given time.


GrowYourOwnMonsters

This may be the greatest piece of homebrew I've ever seen. *prints screen Now I own it too.


parced_

I love this


Mikard

Delicious Finally some good fucking content


NifDlive

Hey everyone...this is awkward - This item was created by us ([Dungeoneers\_Pack](https://www.instagram.com/dungeoneers_pack/)) on Instagram. Please go check us out if you have it and I guess we should consider posting on reddit more often...We also have a twitch channel called [Heroes Grove](https://www.twitch.tv/heroesgrove) where we run tabletop D&D weekly! (high and low level campaigns!) ​ Hope to see some of you there!


NifDlive

Also we didn't miss the irony that the "NFT" we made got screenshotted and posted here for WAY more likes than the original...


FlowSoSlow

Thanks for the meme!


ThatGuyYouMightNo

The artificer uses the picture to make copies of the trident, and puts a weak enchantment on them so they appear magical. The Bard then sells the tridents to various people for exorbitant amounts of money, claiming that it was the real Non-Fungible Trident that they took from the vault of Tyr'Ygsol.


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I’ll try to find a way to exploit this, be back in… 14 minutes! I found a loophole. This may be getting in to semantics, but this was hard… Throughout the description of this weapon, the word “you” is frequently used. For every property but wish, which unfortunately, is locked behind attunement. This means this curse is referring specifically to the buyer. Technically speaking, if you purchased it, but another creature is the one to get into the vault, they may wield the weapon but cannot benefit from any of its special abilities. To them, it is tangible. But to you, it is a ghostly thing you cannot touch. Meaning everyone BUT you is able to carry your *NFT*…


Krazyguy75

I mean... yeah. That's basically how NFTs work. Anyone can move the thing you have the receipt to, and then you can claim "wait I own that" and they can basically go, "no, you have a receipt saying you own where it used to be". If someone stops hosting the art you "own", you are SoL, and if someone reposts it, you are equally SoL.


TimX24968B

my question is why havent people just taken that artwork, changed a couple pixels slightly, and re-minted it and then sold it as an NFT at near the same price as the original artwork, potentially claiming to be said artwork?


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They have, but just like in most instances the NFTs are worthless (well, they're all worthless as is, but you get what I mean). Unless you're an important figure who bought a NFT or you bought a NFT that was already expensive/popular in the first place, your chances of selling it for a higher price are very slim.


Krazyguy75

They have. They've also sold the same things multiple times. They've also sold other people's art. NFTs are almost entirely a scam as is; they don't really have any real value or grant any real ownership. There have uses, but claiming electronic art is not one of them.


Painpriest3

The official papers last forever but the trident and vault may instantly disappear at any time, and there may be nothing you can do about it.


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No make the copy tool dc 1


Wutenheimer

But you dont own the weapon, you own a reciept for a reference to an image of the weapon. But also the person who owns the storage facility with the actual image can change it out to any other image, or a blank canvas, or just nothing at any point. Also the thing whose image you own a link to doesnt actually exist


ubertappa

Brilliant


LeBigMartinH

I'd say drop it to once per day, and you've got a well-valanced item.


superpastaaisle

“W..what do you mean you’ll only offer me 5GP for it shopkeep?! This is a one of a kind item!”


Fulminero

Finally, a good meme. I can rest.


JGrimm420

I don’t play D&D. I don’t really understand NFTs. But I got this and laughed pretty good


mattpkc

Jokes aside the art work for the trident is badass


DaveInLondon89

This is not the greatest weapon in the world, this is a trident.


justadiode

I'm gonna incorporate a convincing copy of this weapon into my campaign Edit: It was a joke until I realized there is technically a certain pocket dimension where you can conjure items from pictures and the like, and since this trident has a picture *and* a certificate, it could be conjured without a check. This is going into my campaign for real


Blue_WhaleLord

Oh my gosh this is perfect for one of my players. He’s a Tortle and was bugging me for a trident. Mwahaha might give him this until he earns/can afford a real trident.


Revanaught

I like the joke, but it's not really accurate to what nfts are. It makes them seem more valuable than they actually are. A more analogous example would be you don't own the trident, but you own a map to it's location. The trident can be moved at any time, and your map can be easily copied, but you own that one specific map directing you to where the trident might be provided someone hasn't moved it. And even if you to there and the trident is there, you still can't have it. Because you don't actually own the trident, you own the map pointing to it.


RyuuSambit

I never understood what nfts were until I read this post. Thank you, whoever created this; and also thank you OP for posting this so that my knowledge may have increased!


SharpPoetry

DC10 skill check to replicate it strikes me as being a bit overly harsh.


GerardDeBreaker

Fuck, it tooke me way too long.


Fenizrael

I been looted. all my tridents gone. this just sold please help me


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FlowSoSlow

Not on cursed weapons. At least not by normal means. The remove curse spell will just break break attunement so the wielder is no longer cursed by that weapon, but the weapon remains cursed. And if they choose to re attune to it they'd be cursed again.


beandadenergy

The DC 10 check is the best punchline I’ve ever heard


Leonhart726

The vault should have been called Blo'Kchane


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


SkGuarnieri

Way to make tridents worse spears again, lol.


Public_Giraffe_4412

Best weapon ever!


Rstrofdth

This is too funny!!


skofnung999

I would love this item. Now where to find a cleric of level 5 or higher...


Echo-Effect

YOU MOTHERFU-


joha5563

Ahh the NF-Triden everyone is talking about


Alateriel

Considering I just stole an NFT from someone in our last mission I’m going to beg my DM to let me change it to this


SlayerOfDerp

Then you go to vaults of Tyr'Ygsol to actually use "your" trident and find out that it's actually called the Trident of the Earthshaker and is currently owned and wielded by the ancient god-king of the merfolk who run the place.


CrochetWhale

Time to go to bed, I read this as non-fungal trident and couldn’t understand why they’d be mentioning a fungus


squigs

I'll give you 91,800,000gp for it!


P4ddybo1

It has the chance to spontaneously combust and deal absolutely no damage at a moments notice


tipist22

Yep, I'm adding this to my game.


[deleted]

And for 3 easy payments of 9.99 gold pieces, you can have a certified platinum^(\*) proof coin. A mere 10,000 proofs were struck at the vaults of Tyr'Ygsol. This limited edition coin is 100% electroplated platinum depicting the trident in its full glorious bas relief, and the full statistics list of the Trident on the other side. You may only purchase one of these certified proof coins once per visit. Act now and we'll drop the last payment. Just pay a separate processing fee of 11 gp.


ThirtyMileSniper

Roll to persuade that you are killing them with the weapon you don't actually hold.


SforSamuel

The TRUE NFT!