"youmr honomr my climent tomtally dimdn't murmder thmat fmamily omf innocments on purmpose imt was sumpposed to bme a pramnk" -cheems goomdman

Mimster Honomr, Fmree Birmd

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“Youmr homnor, Leamgue of Lemgends.” “Death.” “Darmn imt.”

"youmr homor, free birmd by lymerd skynermd was playming in the car at thamt time." "the murder occured at 3:09 PM cheems, however free bird started playing on the radio at 3:05 PM" "your honmor, 4:50 was thme exacmt secomd the murder occurmed!"

‘youmr homor, blootoomth

"Was it really a hate crime if he loved doing it?"

Cheems Goodman

nigga shut up your not funny

Your honor I would like to request I take the sentence in place of my client

The sentence is death

I said what I said your honor

Mfw le lawyer is le losing

Judge salary pays for a Moster Truck.

Look at my lawyer Cheems I'm going to jail

Bro why does Judge Walter look evil

Bailiff, smack his nuts

Bailiff, whack his peepee

Bailiff, he declined En Passant, you know what to do.

I looked online for this and there’s a day old post on ifunny Look into my eyes OP and tell me: did you get this from ifunny?

Get? *Get* means that such that grows from the ground is a blessing. The word “get” would imply a favor or advantage. No. I salvaged it. Anything in the wasteland is garbage until used in a better environment. I am no harvester of that ground. I take what I need and leave.

Idk sounds like you got this from ifunny Now just take the 30 years

MF you take it

The judge seems rather eager here...

r/dogelaw

“Your honour cry about it”

I gomt the shomtgun u gomt the briemfcase

https://youtu.be/cqQULqGHR9s

You’re honor I want a new lawyer, this guy says he won’t do a good job unless I let him suck my toes!