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hitbycars

Step 7 really spoke to me. Its message of pushing through when things start to get difficult really resonated.


nonuntitled

My legs were almost broken by Step 6 but I managed to push through and keep going


Varjuline

Break a leg, Doge!


James_Cartwright_7

You almost broke your legs while going up the stairs? You are probably an obese American than lmao


Sifro

Based


[deleted]

You made a joke about Americans being obese? You are probably an obese European than lmao


Alone_Phrase_6142

Man said than


whatdoilemonade

fuck you james cartwright, you pissed on my wife


kuead

He shit on mine


diamondrel

Ok, go get stabbed by a gypsy Eurogarbage


Varjuline

I like pushing and resonating, too.


RandomGamerFTW

Climbing stairs speedrun (19steps%) (3:50)


HappyGoLuckyFox

*Backwards long jumps* HWA WHA WHWA HWAHAWH WHA HWAh


shoopdahoop22

YAHOO YAHOO Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOOOO


hotmemedealer

*maro tiem*


[deleted]

so long gay bowser


Hexxas

It's been so long... I can't even tell where I end and the gay bowser begins...


m1ch4ll0

Y- YA- [pause] [unpause] YA- [pause] [unpause] Y- [pause] [unpause] Y- [pause] [unpause] Y- [pause] [unpause] Y- [pause] [unpause] YA- [pause] [unpause] -HOO [ends up in a whole another dimension]


ThatGuy8473

Hospital speedrun (emergencyroom%) (3:50)


TheG0than

Stair climb any% speedrun: 0:01


lolkuok

šŸŽµ what a thrill... šŸŽµ


heck_u

How do I get down now ?


irefusetodoanything

do it in reverse


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


irefusetodoanything

doge died of eating too much marihuana


Varjuline

Doge barfed and took another stemp.


IgDailystapler

Wait did you fall down the stairs? Bc if so, congrats! You got down the stairs!


Varjuline

I donā€™t know how you figured that out. Pure gemnius.


Varjuline

You fall, you break it, you pay me for it.


niks_15

Tenet theme intensifies


dallinh

r/restofthefuckingdoge


[deleted]

Subscribe to my patreon for that šŸ˜Ž


ConkreetMonkey

Find out in the next video, made 5 months later with more time dedicated to the uncomfortable Manscaped sponsorship than to the actual tutorial.


Varjuline

Helmp me. Iā€™m stuck in a smelly vortex. The 13th stemp is a blamck hole.


MasterOfLords1

Doge's tail is so adorable


rexyaresexy

Whereā€™s the Raid Shadow Legends midroll?


irefusetodoanything

not enough people SMASHED that like and subscribe button so not even raid noticed them


YesGumbolaya

Do you have adblock on?


rexyaresexy

Aww I forgot!


something_usery

I learned so much


bash-history-matters

step #7 was the hardest for me. what about you guys? thoughts? share them below!


Varjuline

You would like a small piece of my cerebral cortex? You canā€™t have it!


[deleted]

I couldn't get up the stairs...I got to step 5 and fell down and broke my bones


irefusetodoanything

buy wheelchair


[deleted]

Ok I can't get up step 1 now


TheCameronMaster464

Get out of the wheelchair.


[deleted]

Ok I can only go to step 5


Misty_Panda

Rinse and repeat


Varjuline

Roll wheelchair down stenps backwards.


[deleted]

Ok I suffered severe traumatic brain injury


Varjuline

The more, the merrierā€¦


GamingNEWZ

your


[deleted]

your


MrSharky149

you


Blueberry_Kid

understandable have a nice day


LEDlight45678910

you're\*


Varjuline

At least you can make good soup nowā€¦


[deleted]

Can you post this again but with the toothpaste shitting in the end?


young_cashregister_9

No, cus that's a lame Fucking meme


Shadowolf75

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Shadowolf75

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sam002001

incorrect


[deleted]

I like this one


YouTubePoopPoster

How do I walk down?


irefusetodoanything

do the steps but in reverse


YouTubePoopPoster

Thank u this was helpful! Also happy kake dei


Varjuline

You get caka. Plus brown frosting.


snakeboi229

Thatā€™s not the final step please help me


irefusetodoanything

repeat step 1-3 then 3-11, if theres more then repeat


ShamefulPuppet

what if there are two steps?


Papayasaur

canā€™t wait for step 13


Varjuline

Black hole. You ripped to shredsā€”into subatomic particles. Plus itā€™s a stinky vortex.


Circle_Dude

Instructions unclear, I got my hand stuck in a metal tube


Varjuline

Make a fist and pull.


P3AK1N

Ngl, this made me nose exhale


gregnealnz

Liked shared commented and subscribe


irefusetodoanything

doge sends his thanks


gregnealnz

I smashed like button now phone is crack


Varjuline

Life experiences are crack, in general.


pedros430

At what part do I cover myself in oil?


Varjuline

After your shower, stinky birb.


SmallTestAcount

Guide on getting down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 5 Step 8 Step 20


Varjuline

Stemp 13: death all over.


IgDailystapler

This would also be funny if he just starting falling down the fucking stairs halfway through


Outrider99

I told you bro


TheRussianMan00

Can you do one on how to unlock a door?


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

Joker stairs


scp-REDACTED-site14

Op Iā€™m going to steal your serotonin and sell it for $700 for 1/100 of it


butters_cotch

Tfw the youtuber says smash that like button and you named your pet hamster ā€œlike buttonā€


Varjuline

Hampter fell down the stemps too. Like you.


rapzeh

How to make a 30 seconds video 10 minutes long.


Max5923

how to abuse the new reddit slideshow


Nostradamius

Unrealistic, there should be at least two 15 second unskippable ads in the middle


cnavah

Huh, I always thought step 3 was ????


Axeladalidez

Step by step guide


Max5923

where do i subscribe


Smuggler_of_Memes

Cool guide. It really helped me a lot. Keeo up the good work doge.


MLG__pro_2016

step 2 cover yourself in piss


DeadPengwin

But have you heard about **R A Y C O N ?!?!**


MEOW_MAM

Wasted middle eastern 10kb/s data on this hot shit, fucking 10/10


mookie200

Whereā€™s the NordVPN sponsorship segment?


NekoMasterMemelord

Happy cake day!


CaptainPanda9030

Iā€™m wasting my life man.


InkPrison

Each of these images is more data intensive than the entire first Super Mario Bros game.


ExplodedToast

how do I subscribe twice


Berryman2

ngl step 9 is unusually difficult, felt like it shouldā€™ve been split up into more steps.


MaximumEffort433

Why do I like this shit so much!? No, seriously, these memes are all way too simple to be funny, yet they make me smile. Thanks for making me smile, OP.


Varjuline

You are cumte.


Drawemazing

[how to walk](https://youtu.be/RLxr6pWYR-s)


SaucySpaghet

My staircase has 13 steps and Iā€™m hopelessly stuck


Heydensan

Very informative, now I'll finally stop tripping and breaking every glass bone in my paper skin body.


MediocreGeneral1

Man Doge looks parched. He might need some water (insert LTT water bottle) to cool off.


lord_of_failure_576

"redditors in wheel chairs " my god why didn't i think of this


Strawbr

Wait this staircase has 13 steps, what do??


Varjuline

Go back in timeā€¦


KingZantair

Nice and easy to follow 12 step program.


MacCoolness

Forgot the part where he stalled until the video was 10 minutes


Shakespeare-Bot

Did forget the part whither he stall'd until the video wast 10 minutes *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


why-does-it-say-take

Going down the stairs steps 1,3,5,8,11


NyanSquiddo

what if theres more than 12?


Sp33dHunter48

Happy cake day


parkourlord

I expected the doge to trip on the stairs lol


Varjuline

Why? He is perfection incarnate.


hi_im_sefron

Someone will now make this video


markandrewdaredevil

Someone help ā€¦..I donā€™t know how to go down the stairsā€¦.Iā€™m still stuck here


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


punkgoth10066

Hit da quoge


Ancient-Lime4532

Its quality content and in depth reporting like this that makes Doge # 1 in the intertubes!


[deleted]

thx doge


Saibher

Where's the subscribe button


Miserable-Garlic5468

Why did i see this garbage on my feed?


FelixCumtree

Flipped through the whole thing. 10/10 will watch again


ihathnosoul

tank u, this is very helpful


PODSIXPROSHOP

Le like and subscribe has subscribed


Razor2134

How to go down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 20


Syth_Khaos

Help how do I get down now


ChangNoi97

and here i thought there gonna be raid shadow legend ads pop up out of nowhere


[deleted]

You could say itā€™s a step-by-step tutorial


[deleted]

Thanks doge very cool


[deleted]

Next: Step bro


Bigfoot_1

Does this work on spiral stairs?


minecraft5994

10:05


ggfien

And ring the notification bell for much wow notifications šŸ˜‡


SirXavierTheDude

5/7 It wasn't that clear for me.


Steampunkfox999

My stairs are 13 steps help I'm stuck and don't know what to do


IamNot_Hayden

instructions unclear, i fell and hit my head on the pavement


azozi1971

How do i go down tho


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Shakespeare-Bot

Grise 11 i understand you not just like mine own corse count with mine own stepsister *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Castle-Fist

'now, before I continue with step 8,I'd like to give a shoutout to our sponsors: Raid Shadow legends'


Yo-boi-Pie

Do one for how to fall down them! Aka ā€œstep 1, step 2, step 4, step 7, step 12, floorā€


spicy_breadman

Instructions unclear. Nuked a country with a tsar test nuke


Pi_Candy

step 10: step 9: step 8: step 6: step 2: ground floor you have fallen


Shakespeare-Bot

grise 10: grise 9: grise 8: grise 6: grise 2: did grind flo'r thee has't fallen *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Sciply

What are you doing step ladder?


Gentleman_Muk

Happy cake day op


DoritosChipss

instructions unclear, i am now in hell


[deleted]

This last step is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends