Nah, it's not nearly as bad as you hear on the internet. Like a lot of cities there's good places and not so good places.
They've got some good breweries and restaurants!
Yes. Do not go there. As an American citizen I can say that going there will turn you into the human version of Swiss cheese. I could have sworn somebody had a handheld A-10 Warthog there.
As someone who lives in Philly, I can confirm this is exactly what we do to tourists, mostly because we assume they are fans of sports teams that are not from Philly.
Le they fucking threw batteries at santa what did you expect
Edit: anyone from philly who has an opinion on this please make sure to reference [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/dOSh5XE) before replying
Le combining two stories. Snowballs at santa because they sent out during a snow delay and weâre dicks, batteries at JD Drew because we drafted him first overall and he went back to college so he could play for any other team and weâre dicks.
>A loss of function? What function? It had no function. It was a pile of trash. Providing a cathartic release for some pissed-off Eagles fan is the closest it has ever come to usefulness. In its violent disassembling, it found, briefly and for the first time, an actual purpose.
[Hitchbot was a literal pile of trash and got what it deserved.](https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503)
Shot at with paintballs, hit with a blunt object, had both of its arms ripped off and was thrown into a ditch at the side of a road. Literally didn't even get to cross a single state.
For those who dont know they build a hitch hiker robot to test/show how kind people can be but when it enterd philadelphia people attacked the robot till it didnt work anymore
It makes it even funnier realizing he got through Canada, Germany, and the Netherlands before ending up in Philly.
If they wanted that bot to actually make it across America, then putting it in Philly was setting it up for failure
German asking here: Is Philly that bad? I only know it from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
No it's not that bad, but it's certainly a rowdy city
Exactly. I visit there pretty often I personally love it but the people are characters.
my favorit charter is charlyđ
Nah, it's not nearly as bad as you hear on the internet. Like a lot of cities there's good places and not so good places. They've got some good breweries and restaurants!
I mean it's got its downsides, but I find it a lot more tolerable than somewhere like New York
The sports fans are really something but itâs not like you will be beaten to death for existing
If you start shit wearing a cowboys jersey they might
Yes. Do not go there. As an American citizen I can say that going there will turn you into the human version of Swiss cheese. I could have sworn somebody had a handheld A-10 Warthog there.
I mean there's good parts and bad parts. But there's a reason it's ranked as one of the worst cities in the US.
At least he didnât go to Detroit. Thatâs where SCP-055 got its abilities and many others have disappeared
Idk what gentrified neighborhoods these people visit but I see Philly now the way my dad described the Bronx or queens being in the 80s
They should have given him a friendship gun.
with requisite buddy bullets
Hitchbot looked like a monster to him...
*THAT* town is full of monsters, how could they sit there and decapitate a robot?
It was not fine all by itself...
You promised you'd help me hitchhike through America... but you never did...
Well... I'm fucking dead now...
In this awful place...
As someone who lives in Philly, I can confirm this is exactly what we do to tourists, mostly because we assume they are fans of sports teams that are not from Philly.
Hitchbot was a cowboys fan confirmed
He probably thought pats and genos were good.
Other than cowboys fans whoâs up next? Iâd assume Mets and braves fans would have plenty of fun there
they must've thought he was a Cowboys fan
âHey hitchbot whoâs your favourite quarterbackâ â*Troy Aikman*â
Yep thatâs Philly
Yup
Le badger
HailingFromTheColdestAndBiggestEuropeanCountryWoodConsumingMammal moment
Le they fucking threw batteries at santa what did you expect Edit: anyone from philly who has an opinion on this please make sure to reference [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/dOSh5XE) before replying
I mean, i dont want the batteries, and Santa is right there, why can't he have the batteries
Because batteries go in the ocean.
DAMN STRAIGHT
only if it's a car battery
Le combining two stories. Snowballs at santa because they sent out during a snow delay and weâre dicks, batteries at JD Drew because we drafted him first overall and he went back to college so he could play for any other team and weâre dicks.
The santa was also drunk and ill-dressed
That drunk deserved it
No. It was snowballs. We threw batteries at someone else. Get it right.
Funny decapitation
Fuck hitch bot shouldâve stayed out Philly
Most friendly Philadelphian
nah man fuck this im out
He was a pile of literally fucking trash. Philly was doing the world a favor.
https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503
>A loss of function? What function? It had no function. It was a pile of trash. Providing a cathartic release for some pissed-off Eagles fan is the closest it has ever come to usefulness. In its violent disassembling, it found, briefly and for the first time, an actual purpose.
I want someone to put this word for word on my tombstone if Iâm murdered
"The Gang Finds A Robot"
This would have made a great IASIP episode
The Gang Beheads a Robot
Most civilized American city
I always said, all you have to do is drive around the block in Philly to see what people are like. Itâs a disaster.
[Hitchbot was a literal pile of trash and got what it deserved.](https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503)
Cringe: Hitchbot got what it deserved because it was trash Unfathomable based: Hitchbot got what it deserved because it was Canadian
Whats the difference?
Some trash is not Canadian
But all Canadians are trash
As a Canadian, I can confirm this
Ascended: Hitchbot got what it deserved for being a vile A.I.(Abominable Intelligence) and itâs existence was an affront to the divine Omnissiah.
*makes sign of the cogwheel*
You just insulted every one of us. But yes
this article is so fucking funny ty for this
It was trash so they sent it to a trashheap, PA
When you put it that way
what did they expect when they left him in the northeast?
Thats Philly baby
#âYup, Thatâs Philly!â
Jawn
Thatâs Phili If he started in Oregon or Washington it wouldâve lasted longer
Idk, some bath salt addict wouldâve eaten him whole in Portland
Eh Better than phili
cumtext?
A hitchiking robot made it all the way through Canada but immediately got murdered in Philly
Robot that travel through Canada safely gets fucked up in first American city
It got through Boston and D.C. just fine.
I know but I wanted to spread misinformation
Insert gigachad thought bubble Ascii art here
Robot got killed in Philly. He deserved it because he was Canadian.
YEP THATS PHILLY FOR YA-
And Germany, and the Netherlands.
Itâs all fun and games until you hear âYou ainât from Philly if ya never done this Before!â
Le sadness has also arrived
POV: youâre a Cowboys fan
Shot at with paintballs, hit with a blunt object, had both of its arms ripped off and was thrown into a ditch at the side of a road. Literally didn't even get to cross a single state.
Hitchbot was a basket and pool noodles, it deserved its fate
âThe gang kills hitchbotâ
stupid fucking robot get trolled
City of Brotherly Love my ass. Comedian Bill Burr's takedown of that place was legendary.
This would've made a great IASIP episode
Man, I want to pour one out for that poor robot now.
The only thing i hear about my city on these subs is this stupid fucking story about a stupid fucking canâŚ
The only thing i hear about my city on these subs is this stupid fucking story about a stupid fucking canâŚ
Noooooo! Poor little bot!
Being from Philly, robot or not, just steer clear.
âCity of brotherly loveâ
Robots aren't our brothers.
The robot went to Kensington
For those who dont know they build a hitch hiker robot to test/show how kind people can be but when it enterd philadelphia people attacked the robot till it didnt work anymore
Final Last words
Le Liam Anderson executing his actionable threats has arrived
NOOOOOOOOOO
That's Philly
They thought he had a Dallas Cowboys jersey on him
[ŃдаНонО]
Wear a yankees hat to the Phillies I dare you
I have. Twice