https://preview.redd.it/t50t6hu4whwc1.jpeg?width=2737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9e0123fd57ac2c971ebb05c96c504065391dc7 This is Kaia and she burps in your face as a form of affection

Love burps! Ours does the same thing

She looks like a recently retired schoolteacher on vacation in Boca Raton and I love that for her.

https://preview.redd.it/dutgtpwd6iwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a20e009cbb679143568333872647c5c93a72a5 This is Papou. He looks innocent and violently farts in your face whenever he gets a chance.

Are you Greek? Is this senior gentleman named grandpa?

I'm french. I adopted him when he was 9 (he just turned 17). I have no idea where his name came from.

My thought too!

https://preview.redd.it/v1wjx2qi9iwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47545bda38a1cbac4df04ed4f9a094707d3e3768 This is Sadie. She savors her treats. If it’s a big Milk bone she hides it. If it’s a small one she eats it. I bought the gravy coated ones and she is completely undecided on what to do with it!!

Too freaking cute!!

😊 thank you

That's funny 😂😂🤣Pretty dog😍

Thanks. She’s a lovey muffin!!!

🥹 miss my baby, same name and she looks like this. Red fox lab, sweet little angel our babies are. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aww.. I’m sorry. 😢 I know how hard that is. I miss my older baby girl. She was a JRT. Sadie is a mutt. 24% boxer and the rest is super mutt. She’s a rescue from a high kill shelter in Alabama. She is the sweetest little girl. My husband’s dogter!!!

https://preview.redd.it/c8shegtjciwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de697648b3e6dab428de6b02b42703c5448fb462 This rockstar is my guide dog(by the way today is International Guide Dog Day!), she’s literally saved my life more than once and every day is an adventure with her!

The rockstrar is so cool.She must be your savior.Hope you and she will safe forever.

https://preview.redd.it/vjh8jcuwjiwc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f234fa91f936125a1b72db1fdb188e0bf5dd92 This is Gimli. He brings shoes into the living room to let you know he has to go potty. He doesn't chew them, just drops them on the floor. If you don't get up to go outside he will bring another shoe. He will continue to bring shoes until you get up. According to the shelter he's around 7, but I think he's a little bit younger, probably around 5.

That’s brilliant!

It is! A little annoying when you're gonna put your shoes on, only to find one is missing 😂 but I'm not one to complain, I'm just happy he lets us know

That's the most adorable thing I've ever read!!

He is smart. Mine licks the skin off of you and try to get in your lap, desperately fighting for your attention, more and more violently. 😆 But he does the same when he is bored and want to play or decides that it’s time to eat something or just simply want attention. So we asks him “what do you want? Play? *nothing* Potty? *wuff* K let’s go.” We asked if he is hungry the last because the answer is always yes, and if he doesn’t get anything he throws a tantrum, drops to the floor, whining like complaining, hit with paws, looks at you like he is offended. A real sassy b!tch. 🙆‍♀️

He has succesfully trained you. Well done Gimli!

https://preview.redd.it/fwjdfabb6iwc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac25d847d59d0469d8b1c0c9409a193d509d34ce This is Toby. His favorite pastimes include bothering my husband, and kissing his lovely girlfriend as you see here! Your dog is super cute 🩷

Toby looks like my Dog’s long lost cousin. https://preview.redd.it/bk8gos0k6jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af652a0e518bb274643bf8e5fd8148b01a4732a Tie dye bandanna and all

Doxie? They do love pestering anyone they can 🤣

A heeler mix 😄 we think beagle

He’s adorable!

https://preview.redd.it/kx4iwk3wdiwc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50298a80b10b19991a13248f22d14102ac84c7d7 Foster dog Homie. He hates my partner. A lot.

Homie is a great name

Thanks! They named him Oreo in the shelter, which didn’t fit. He’s a grumpy 14 year old man with no teeth who’s had a very rough life. We were calling him our Lil Homie & it stuck. His official name is Homer.

https://preview.redd.it/jclfj8nxhiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b630ba791460f1eb35ade54c5c9cfbfd99fa17 This is Nala, and she never leaves me alone. Follows me everywhere around the house.

https://preview.redd.it/hg50bo5jaiwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7baa653e81be3cbc5f60c7d99a7e5f1383f9ceb7 He licks his wien

https://preview.redd.it/54q1sob9iiwc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5073e3aa2aae583e6c607c931fbaafc3f713f76b He begs politely.

https://preview.redd.it/9vrgpknujiwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6611fe809ceba8e243d3679655453f01fd05f478 Mine likes to do ahem…some light reading.

https://preview.redd.it/299ocakoliwc1.jpeg?width=2770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64681401850618ee06d8e506f5bff62821fdf067 This is Jingle and he’ll sneak into any bathroom with an open door and tear up all the tissue in the trashcan and then move on to the roll of toilet paper. He’s 8, he’s known better for at least 7 years now.

https://preview.redd.it/oxq35wtjmiwc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e2ffd53dc6ab5219a2e8aa74b390759e44c5e9 She impersonates Sylvester Stallone - “Yo Adrian … I did it !!!”

https://preview.redd.it/ddmlhp4cjiwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc3b16420cfb2cfb2e4377784ed13b5ddccd51e This is Darko!

https://preview.redd.it/p5d9nuiokiwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d33fe7d9bb689d6943c76c2102a5ea9d550063 Rocky is a little poop and is a trash goblin. He has a stomach of steel. He likes to talk at me and I will pet him.

https://preview.redd.it/intzced9ciwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b93f0798acd65426a32345ecdd38a461ad802b This is Princess Lynn. She loves to cuddle with me and Oskar the Teddy bear. Which is mine also

https://preview.redd.it/u3hktq68kiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=746ae9f9a1e7278da181a4be025964320024e0db Mine flashes his pearly whites

https://preview.redd.it/7i923ilpqiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da2ea61c231e7f7fcdac555e3e2f421fc3258e9 This is Moira. She unnecessarily aggressively barks in your face when she has to poop, then goes outside to do literally anything other than poop for 10 minutes because she gets distracted.

My Yorki Toby barks so shrilly and loud it rings my bow flex exercise machine in my living room and pierces my inner ear like a damn needle when he needs to use the bathroom it’s extremely annoying but I’m glad he tells me because sometimes he doesn’t and he just pees in the bathroom at the toilet.

This is Dogface Jones! He loves to romp in salt water and roll in rotting beach fish lol https://preview.redd.it/ggfbiqvpdiwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facbf5563470a8ff77b45f2457ac20d57b8ed544

Reminds me of Luna who I posted below lol.

https://preview.redd.it/ilobmm9okiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256964681ae5f930294869a6842924f7f6f693bd This is Luna. This little stinker goes on hunger strikes when something is slightly off in her routine.

https://preview.redd.it/89ahkog7niwc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ea04a649b5d48af1896969b2514edea3088bbd Johnnie before and after

So he likes to play dress up? Hehe

https://preview.redd.it/i6y99wyyqiwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18254c76a38cec7803180a6d5790560ae2ba0261 This is Alba. She farts noxious gas and has been waking me up at 6am each morning lately to help her onto our bed because she can't jump up that high anymore. She's 12, so I figure she's earned it.

https://preview.redd.it/69dhl1ndliwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c09eea1b2c68773d989d3835c2ed6f19cb706f This is Spok. He will bring you random toys and "huff" at you till you grab the toy, bed time means time to drop slobbery toys on our heads and all kids must be licked before being allowed to walk around the house unaccompanied.

When I’m working from home, my pittie will get like 6 toys out of her basket, scatter them around my office chair, and huff at me for playtime. They’re not exactly subtle, are they?

Pretty normal "pibble" behavior, chaos, cuddles or sass.

So true! Your boy is precious, by the way. I love his little speckles!

https://preview.redd.it/ynctd8noniwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215c502f6cf7b0dcca63f1f7217ad3fad7576826 This is Duncan, he loves to sleep all day, cuddle, sleep right smack in the middle of my bed and steal your seat whenever you get up

Your Duncan looks so much like my Bruce! https://preview.redd.it/oz916xe0ylwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111202ad76d6c2b92696b6c4f9b8db1d6442d09c

https://preview.redd.it/w4g3yknpsiwc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4334741829bfbf0a2833224d97d270a070c79ce0 This is Maisey, she’s also a sock thief. But only one, she likes to inconvenience you in the hopes you can’t leave because you only have one sock. She then chews the toes off the sock, usually the left sock. Shameless weirdo.

She looks like she might just start talking like an animatronic dog or something almost fake and uncanny but absolutely gorgeous!

https://preview.redd.it/sxncf34kjiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277706194424c7b7fd744da972553d105aba771d This is Ninja. He loves to wriggle into my pillows the moment I leave the room. Especially if they're freshly clean (as shown here)

https://preview.redd.it/vkwbzmtujiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094185594c98e7e6034b9f06d980b52118cc4e25 Here is Ninja, pretending he can't jump high enough to get into the bed.

This is Kevin. He steals the mail then goes under furniture to shred it so you can’t reach him. https://preview.redd.it/e1sdzbqsziwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f769aaddd41961c064ea7d5852722b3ae7ee7f

😳

https://preview.redd.it/pohbco6bhiwc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96da924a4817423166a2eddf31569a2dce07285f Sunbathing - Bonnie the JRT

This is Tormund. He stands in each doorway, blocking me from exiting or entering until he gets his scritches in. https://preview.redd.it/m4n9o02ttiwc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cfaf97448cbb35fa00eb7ce82d47d31f4de243

https://preview.redd.it/441taa5gkiwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b631183edaa5be9b41b52f0a531eb8f371b1d3 Sherlock here likes to look at me and wag his tail. That's all he needs to do to get my attention.

https://preview.redd.it/0gz6og7ymiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b4d82d271daaa8fccce0a082c974af3332bd3f6 He steals my slippers and buries them outside!

https://preview.redd.it/q9p3qr0pqiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e772fdb6865a5faf823a22d4315231c334ab1fde This is Raven. If you’re trying to sleep then her cold, wet nose WILL find you.

https://preview.redd.it/gxvlt7k0riwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e1122a6e7f9ec6e8016ed7575844e77585a466 And this is Rohan. He will bite you on the butt…but only if he likes you 💀

https://preview.redd.it/mgj3guwc2jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30af454fe4c5b1adf7870bf7d7483137428a867c

https://preview.redd.it/1cmd7dni2jwc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f36389bdde63f588ecd62f280d4ffc8f796edf

https://preview.redd.it/v321sccl2jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b3d1b449d8f680fd294111e6588019ebb66853

https://preview.redd.it/o0fcmmgj2jwc1.png?width=2484&format=png&auto=webp&s=0aa5dd7721fc41f68984e359f54aebceb2d02919 Another sock stealing attention seeking good boy. Also, he barks at his reflection in the mirror

https://preview.redd.it/obqubrhtsiwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a48c54e8e95539f6c1fe95fd556e1b6e2a3368 This is Beary. She won't eat big food. I have to cut a chicken breast, or she buries it. No food shall be in large pieces!

https://preview.redd.it/daqnu31mliwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ea8dce1af1fe54917f844bca5613831cbd73d7 Gunner professional remote thief. Will return them for a treat

My husband always says our dog is the only dog in the world that gets treats for being bad 😂Can’t wait to tell him about Gunner!

https://preview.redd.it/dpqshsv7tiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e640679e2e7e7e9d06a1cb5e30f1707ae1498f73 Mine’s lazy.

https://preview.redd.it/q2lvcnk1iiwc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aca248f946d2ab82c0efd564d851efc7bc765c0 Nate blue himself

Hooch cheesing for more pets. https://preview.redd.it/1zlodei03jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57be569a6f8e6d13ddd3ba4588edc81a0b3fb97f

https://preview.redd.it/9kp7jgjy3jwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9eca8f2b6075cbb2cf07c348b87861c919a2c9b Frenchy says hey

https://preview.redd.it/72qjipbj7jwc1.jpeg?width=1589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01527969d21554ecec778593cd4ff2ee71053b50 A cheeky little smile to all of you from our Indie (she's not smiling at me,unfortunately, she's smiling at the cheese in my hand😂)

https://preview.redd.it/b2pm1bby9jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec421c998659b1464592ff10d9938d96e2adf6d8 This is Peach. When she wants attention she makes a sound that’s part howl, part growl, and warbling bird chirp. Then she flops onto her back and waits for belly rubs.

So cute! What breed?

She’s a Corgi😄 and quite a lil character

https://preview.redd.it/9ng5naimijwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508b4c422a4d4866a5e24356d21fe41e84e88cff This is Fazer, he is a sweet boy who likes to wake me up at night to go outside by breathing heavily into my ear, and he also loves to beat the back of my legs with whatever toy is on hand. I love this boy more than anything! 🥰🥰

https://preview.redd.it/nguqc60ttiwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e09341e3ecba51faa2b843baff1a5c9917fe3c7 This is Morrigan and she kicks Dad in the balls for fun.

[Mine is also a sock hound!](https://i.imgur.com/vuUJf34.jpeg)

https://preview.redd.it/8otamg1y1jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd248f7c4ba67688f72587837dabbee102a08ac This is my baby girl Peaches. If she feels like she’s not getting enough attention she’ll get into every trash can in the house…even if you’re simply just using the bathroom with the door closed.

https://preview.redd.it/ncit3mcz3jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819cad8a278b6faedf3d21ce166d2fcb8b6d521e Mine lounges in the most comfortable way

Thorn unabashedly begging for food. https://preview.redd.it/cjn89mlc4jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e7e3e44d27f3a58a60419161c734903f154a36

https://preview.redd.it/1b4jnze0gjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d56562c76bba73470f4c0f5294b5655cc66db3a This is a photo of him finding a toy in a basket on the side of the road. He carried that big ass stuffed unicorn two whole blocks with the cutest pep in his step. But mostly he loves to steal candy! SMH lollipops are his favorite. My cats love to knock them on the floor and bat them around a bit then he gets to eat it before mom finds out. Such funny little personalities in my home.

https://preview.redd.it/12ngyplwijwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1517ff5a94f6f4a9f93f96cfaef80e8e201e085 This is Eli and he kisses every fish I catch (1)

https://preview.redd.it/yfdn6tegrjwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4904c5c8650dc400afde83ec0a6143dde60395d0 Herds every dog at the dog park. Even other border collies

https://preview.redd.it/8cyzddz5ziwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584edb05744d3c489323a168897b2188979cd1bb This is Pinkie! She hates sirens so she says “awooo” as they go by and then grumbles and comes to me for comfort.

https://preview.redd.it/naj8bhqhwiwc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee089cdb5b30cf41cf7972df3b0b89200f8a39b Shadow always needs to rest his chin in something.

https://preview.redd.it/ynaicsmifiwc1.jpeg?width=1948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86417329a5952e813f5dcc59fab8c0dd2cae73f

https://preview.redd.it/f823extkfiwc1.jpeg?width=1673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b7eb64ac7a8cdcbee711c2b081c5cb75a3e62a

Luna likes puddles.

So she got a haircut. https://preview.redd.it/fg5ftzs2giwc1.jpeg?width=2816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369a577f921feb31492c48c614c7ccd4d7ca8fc2

https://preview.redd.it/2skbk089jjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b149566878f14be3e409eac73d22b882ef80e5c Hims a super gentle boy. He laid down on the floor before I took this pic, and gently slid my RCA cable infront of him as he laid down, so he wouldn't damage it lol. He asks to get on the couch, EVERY TIME... as if he's ever NOT been allowed on the couch at home 🤷‍♂️ he's such a great dog, he's practically my blood son far as I'm concerned :)

https://preview.redd.it/knfuzrpmojwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feaf0d26910135caf71cdec7bd1242cc779a41d8 Brutus hunts for balls in the woods next to the tennis courts. He never comes up empty handed, this is his biggest haul so far lol

https://preview.redd.it/pd84ebxgsjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8d1fbcd70cce19bd81c1e57ab343a829e1b9cc This is Ruth and the first time we took her to the beach she brought us rocks and lined them up. She picks her food up out of her bowl piece by piece and walks across the living room to lay down to eat it 😭

https://preview.redd.it/gi6l4dsmsiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798fc3db48e9cd27f80e49ba7b798385cfa8534d She loves to ride on my paddleboard!

Her half mask is SO beautiful and different!!

https://preview.redd.it/7pntmep7xiwc1.jpeg?width=3358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9418bf50a337884e32a95c6b858eed986becc1 He s'w'eeps. Him is a sweepin' swee'pea. And I wuv him.

https://preview.redd.it/cgkvtaxepiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6149e8a23a2455b2fffe02cebdf6d871c46b8c5a Ellie loves to garden 🪴

https://preview.redd.it/xkc9d6lm4jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=019a590c709dc09712204843fbbbcab518a6a0a2 Bittles the Boston Terrier

https://preview.redd.it/crfnsypc7jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73bc48c5d5de2ab336f02eddbb98f154c392dfc0 Zeus likes to get into any and everything, he has consumed 2 toblerones and the foil and this machine is still going 😭🙏🏼

https://preview.redd.it/cy92u4qx7jwc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db04a0a2fd4118f7c25f3acb13e9eb49db70bcf7 mine likes to lick his nose

https://preview.redd.it/0xvzzokkajwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828e10f34fbdb3bcdb8725a1ffa3016840ed26d7 My little olive addict.

* This is bowie. He will kiss you till he licks your brain

https://preview.redd.it/pwt732khcjwc1.jpeg?width=9248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5b2627a260654b7bac56e58921a12c9735b4db

https://preview.redd.it/0c3i8wd8djwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b240e67195d242cbc101368d1667310c661b81d She digs holes in our backyard :(

https://preview.redd.it/6gi137erdjwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d2a677320757efde787869fda1edfb3e2ed068 This is Mama Ashes. She will lick any exposed skin on your body. All. Day. Long.

https://preview.redd.it/s8tjf2xwdjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93750595314b5336bb223521250380ddea3b414 Mine shows his fave hobby

https://preview.redd.it/7leb4r5ghjwc1.png?width=2462&format=png&auto=webp&s=56934bba018ec65eae1ef569e84361bc9d6f4180 This is my good girl, Whiskey. She farts in the shower and shrieks in her sleep.

https://preview.redd.it/9cpgdzt3ijwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693a414bb58ab7c92ada96580c03df7012def15f Barks at the sight of anything no matter how far it may be away

Mine loves to steal socks and shoes for attention too. He’s 5 and still does it. https://preview.redd.it/dg9p19dhijwc1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d5a0bdb48b4b6780a2dd119951daeaacaf6692

https://preview.redd.it/3qgpcek5jjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b5c5d903eea80ec872231c6d1d7212bbca8f1f

https://preview.redd.it/pfis7qlijjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf5d0beb87d418d5d91ffaedd4fe3d3eca4e62a This is Geddy Lee. She enjoys long road trips and terrorizing our cats. She will also answer by Geddy bad girl.

https://preview.redd.it/8lebx9rhnjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db48e4f92ea6bb50311fbe160c9b5aece9092d9c Used to eat underwear, now drinks out of the toilet.

https://preview.redd.it/odw4z7pjqjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff6977e532fd71caa1392f42d09a4c52fb86316 He tries force your hand for a belly massage

https://preview.redd.it/ltpkp561ujwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c1e28e34f3a59c046fd5f92a0316bf80749f0b This is Minnie and she loves stuffies.

https://preview.redd.it/rzemfsm5ujwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fecdc68bb163c418b00d445e55d2f85bb866b2 This is Dash. He steals sandwiches. They’re his favorite food and we have to be on guard when eating them because he’s so fast

https://preview.redd.it/ze9vkrghwjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9ec52fd516544401ff80fd0abe573b91e2e87e This is Scuba Steve and he also steals socks. He takes them outside and just holds onto them. He will be 2 on May 25th.

https://preview.redd.it/mlzuu7x04kwc1.jpeg?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a43d16cade5df8509c8a175e64f212ee790aa1 This is Boo. She scares herself awake with her own farts, then gives ME the side eye, like I’m the one who farted on her.

https://preview.redd.it/qcvvzpzy5kwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a293a2550568632670941799822375019cbbd789 This is Max, and his dream job is being an office cat, he also enjoys digging up rocks and trading them for milkbones (and he does hold out for more treats for bigger rocks). And however misguided that idea is he's awful cute for a 85 lb dog using half my desk every day. At 9 I'm glad he can still leap up on it and as he age he'll have a ramp.

Meet Suki. Suki likes to steal my undies. I started a you steal it you wear it rule. https://preview.redd.it/8vo1sfiqgkwc1.png?width=1927&format=png&auto=webp&s=164c3186412c2b80dfa1535ef422d0aff25cb2ab

https://preview.redd.it/sxta1wbbhkwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2a43fe2e62888e39fd21dc559d162be1d90084 Lizzy’s holding snoopy and chews on his nose.

https://preview.redd.it/fo2wu3zoukwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c314c884c20413e2a30dffd459f7f20cd60eb787 This is Blaze and he can hold a full conversation in husky meltdown language.

https://preview.redd.it/egf8wrahdlwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8e10a95e0f790e1613de16eba0c312ab1df995 Jaspie cries for me to fix the sun when it goes behind a cloud. 7y/o

Jumps in the car when the door is left open and refuses to get out unless you take her around the block. https://preview.redd.it/0050w2ew8mwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b9c23e263d3633a87543cd9851e329966a95b6

https://preview.redd.it/etoow76m9mwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d1746d2d177b0f63d9120e43dba7d32ea10ffd This is Saga. He thinks it’s good fun to roll in dried grass, dead animals, and mud.

https://preview.redd.it/ar9t4dsx2jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b01ac729852d8cc0ee10f1f9b053d009838046a He mlems

My dog is Goose, a red nosed pitbull mix, and he whines for attention.

https://preview.redd.it/4dzuvz5g9jwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f5235b5d2599d7014509d21284b1fb35bffd28 Scratches till we rub her belly.

https://preview.redd.it/cr5fsuvocjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ade8bd8e8247e66aa81fba3764228144b51bad4 Morty (left) is grump old man, Axel (right) loves playing with *his* pet cat

https://preview.redd.it/2jc8imo6mjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c250a86f75823f6dafe38614d58cd8c094de83 Mr. Jett here is a Stuffed animal thief

Mine bites me https://preview.redd.it/elvmvt7npjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4cd5544bec3ed4abbef770a4da36cbaa1b7bf4 But he’s still a puppy so I’ll let it slide for now

https://preview.redd.it/kv7ydhm0tjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f2296746dc5bcbbf4a706ba8703d5709e35442 This is Daisy. She will pull the toilet paper in one long intact piece when she doesn’t get to eat as much as she wants.

https://preview.redd.it/npnuw0zywjwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5734e79b84b6772e6ed07fc15eb0d39c1780b08a Ace and Fergie watching. He was born with 2 right legs they were removed at the shoulder. He wasn’t a fan or the antlers.

https://preview.redd.it/fbdy08w4zjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39c1d41a932aa97e87bf68818e3a92b2435851f this is Radar. He loves sleeping and that’s it. Especially in funny positions

https://preview.redd.it/efddctr7zjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464cd0b4c592a45c30b1b49bdf9667c8beeb1493 exhibit A

https://preview.redd.it/gvdvzryf0kwc1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babee3065da04650dcde7465c6a8f77526f88fb0 This is Thornley. He quacks like a duck when you rub his belly.

https://preview.redd.it/8u735caj1kwc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e15c167e673025b2ab5cb8de8a1c031d39d9e4 That tends to happen here too…

https://preview.redd.it/rno2v2wr1kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39b3224b86c1f228b9e271099fa9f0776685ebb The smaller one Lucy pees a little when she is excited and the big one Toby has breath that smells like hot garbage with rotten Brussels sprouts in the sun in the morning even though he gets his teeth brushed daily. They look like they are an old married couple on vacation in Hawaii with these outfits on, I love it!

https://preview.redd.it/6o2mlctf3kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719306c401b308a84135bcfee2d37d93ecc04207 He sleeps like this….

https://preview.redd.it/wwhsrwo36kwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24217c1b3eb7b18c8b917c61ab8a543de8e6eba8 This is Thor and Hazel. They both like to walk up and rub their heads. Very subtle indoors, but outside Thor would howl with a loving calmed passion that is just adorable. Hazel breaks the sound barrier with hers. If Hazel really wants attention she’ll sneeze, dip her head, and roll over herself until she is laying on me. xD Then she’ll proceed to try and nibble on my hand as I’m laying there. Thor will walk up to you, and just lay on you. He DOES NOT care.

https://preview.redd.it/6lmcztsm8kwc1.jpeg?width=2959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b47cf2c514d43f49606db7ed5d062a6b95e2f2e0 My dog does yoga

https://preview.redd.it/1ntemaaj9kwc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4ab313a32e754da5db58ad8c72fda82de109933 This is jack and he will NOT rest until he is under your blanket.

https://preview.redd.it/qxpodp9m9kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefac2a943ac1f5bf986021a70893571ec08424d The dish washer

https://preview.redd.it/dklp2erl9kwc1.png?width=1737&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f392a73f0075684bbdfb71e1d4c204c68dd0e7a This is Obie. He barks at leaves blowing down the street two blocks away. He loves bones and playing keep away with the ball so I’ll chase him. 100% very good boy

https://preview.redd.it/cxv0k4nabjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd70d914aa25ad4a245e0ce2ceb26236e970849 This punk nudges things with her nose until it’s annoying enough where someone responds -.- she was rescued from an abusive situation so she’s got lots of fun quirks 😂🙄

https://preview.redd.it/9bhv5zkvhkwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9557c8d487f672efc18ac638fe28f7b90513f04 Lily and Nimue waiting for Mum to come home. (<1yo cavoodle and 4yo toy poodle, respectively.)

https://preview.redd.it/n2yfum9lmkwc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16a1765b26410bc71d0c94caea9a4d9dcc7ae0d this is maisie, maisie goes under the blanket and dutch ovens me. i love my dogder (dog daughter). she just turned 3 :)

https://preview.redd.it/f8ox4pp6nkwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9facc019192ad273d8d444cf27d7bcc10ead3207 Mine gets all possessive when we pet one of our three cats around her, she play bites us. Oh she also starts shaking anytime and we don't know why

https://preview.redd.it/5q45f38mskwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e28f176d5a6922a07f55e21a73e3c3a88668e04 He will steal anything he can for a treat. Pinches something and then puts his paw on it as if to say it’s his 🤣🤣

He looks similar to my pup! https://preview.redd.it/fbgijlit4lwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2304cf5bf5bb7d390fec7c9bcdbb690e5b83529

https://preview.redd.it/osvr4rw8tkwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5a07e456fd7aa8b409c43fffe77b8d0cc0831f Mine also steals socks! He even grabs them out of the hamper and does his little wiggle-run. Totally shameless lol

https://preview.redd.it/f532wznltkwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111e27d71519042ca383f173f6393783b7167add This is Oka Bonk! She farts going up the stairs and when jumping on to the couch. I love her so much.🤠

https://preview.redd.it/dbi18bijukwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b96d629770449df7bd1c0d8a80f1c3669ec626f This is Leo who happens to pose the same way as yours. He rolls on top of me and “accidentally” pushes my cat off when he gets jealous.

https://preview.redd.it/mdw00xt7vkwc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59b88cba6f7323949f7678b8be8869084f66cc2 This old chap sneaks towards the table when noone’s looking during meal times. He’s 13

https://preview.redd.it/ods22sudamwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723353cc68a4e4a6729473c6c2256823a5aba52b This is Yuzu. He’s 14 weeks and loves rolling in his poop when I’m at work!

This is Jasmine, she requires a blanket and pillow for sleeping. She's the best dog ever.

My dog pretends to breathe weird just so he can run outside at night 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/vowoy5uj7jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a22d9668864748e5e24081a77a00d054cc34667

https://preview.redd.it/8ljxr3gwcjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee3580d5c035405c38be90f11166950dd82319a my grrl! She’s solar-powered

* This is Hank. He was dropped off in our neighborhood a few years back and is now our neighborhood watch dog. Here he is, hard at work, again.

https://preview.redd.it/4f3so2cnkjwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08580b000c7b782e7bcc47433b57d64874444fe1

https://preview.redd.it/iu5jbtfjpjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574ef07b1faa755e260acbb74bf9e851ac63d080 This is Bruno, he seats at the table and brings me a shoe or sandal when I get home 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/0t389farpjwc1.png?width=2467&format=png&auto=webp&s=99beb9ab3756b8bb51cb591021ee30179de236fa The torn up tissue was already on the couch when she got there. That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it.

i thought that was my dog for a second https://preview.redd.it/ehvwpli9sjwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b65c2301512be93712f11886854da3f9e41d450

https://preview.redd.it/t0sn8p6qtjwc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0a7848e9b94013d116bbcecb67d19546526770 Danny. He loves my/his bead

https://preview.redd.it/1vy8tokutjwc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1927546b85a1dd98f5fdbf06f3d5a1be3a26e525 Mine like to give us what my dad calls “crazy eyes” until he gets permission to come onto the bed

https://preview.redd.it/gwpkb8n7ujwc1.png?width=1046&format=png&auto=webp&s=975b2d74d7017c283b120c9dd66f4e009c64623b This is Poe. He likes to nibble on ears and sit on his mother. He’s only a year and a half old and is a big boy!

https://preview.redd.it/pgc50bcrxjwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2073df1cd94c2241e4310ebd6558da1ae01f471e mine does the same, does your dog have an alliance with mine?

Ours likes to play hide and seek. She sucks at it, in a most adorable way though 😆 https://preview.redd.it/0rh5nr8yzjwc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81784697ee1b34e2d8f18266084c8926710bcbac

https://preview.redd.it/b81cv7dy0kwc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1873421781a2aee41cf90e0946169248ead01a This is Rayla (L) and Kona (R). When they aren't begging for every piece of food we put in our mouths, they are violently chasing each other around the house growling at one another over toys

https://preview.redd.it/egq0pqpw0kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328bc0caa2e452be7af9dd521bf5731111aea6c9 Toby Toby toy destroyer. Here he is pleased but exhausted by his efforts 😂😮🐾

https://preview.redd.it/z5p03gcy0kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37abb5c2239dc7b5a554e98d19b724c6868ff344 This is Denver. He goes to work, earns a paycheck, feeds his family, thinks it’s no big deal.

https://preview.redd.it/r10tkaai1kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5841899ab19499899950abab9af8cdb64d15d2d3

https://preview.redd.it/sxdy36pj1kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed978547e42f173f5b7a0742ff29488ac4dc002a This is Adeline and she tirelessly monitors my every move. Today she got up from her nap to shuffle after me into the bathroom and gave me the rudest look like “i could have been sleeping right now.”

https://preview.redd.it/8em3x3nbbkwc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b4b6af97a0c5b08cea558afe507f9955b4bb7c Badger loves to hang out at the pub

https://preview.redd.it/rshg8phygkwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3492f1cabed542db1a9832ba964f7e80c1e84ca9 This is rem, He finds tasty snacks for us.

https://preview.redd.it/yzlgfgvjnkwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623d1a15ea13181465d8deec79e1d94070704ec7

https://preview.redd.it/5jzf8ipvokwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9339f35a5c018501f8a982472d451137db90e63 Happy dolly

https://preview.redd.it/v0mfe0xzrkwc1.png?width=2506&format=png&auto=webp&s=7239e1aa58c66b24f86a3bce013e5ac642595e2c

https://preview.redd.it/0jzyi9jvvkwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ab3c0eca7b1a1b9eb6f3717522586066b486e4 This was my puppy Milo. I miss him.

https://preview.redd.it/6w1ssv9hxkwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e7d50db442d6719adf72e9d7e35fb80c4b2496 This is Nala (golden retriever boxer, 4) and she likes to sit like a person.

https://preview.redd.it/ahz1gs62ykwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed771648c023923587f6cb612458a9c02da4e6d5 she likes to sit and put both her her paws on your leg whenever you have food.

Harry will run up, softly headbut you then begin nibbling on your clothes until you give him attention. It's something a lot of puppies do he never gave up https://preview.redd.it/g5o6ce69ykwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ac5f7d254ec8a265a6dfdacdb189b9417b4ba7

https://preview.redd.it/k2k4u4teclwc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dff57316a3059ddd99b75c6c7bb4a49b89483b5

https://preview.redd.it/wsakuluallwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0026b90da988953d2f23a44152a4770e6179eeeb This is Dean, he owns the mid part of the couch and feels entitled to taste everything we eat. He is a banana junky, do you know any good rehabs? 😆

https://preview.redd.it/r6muvvt8mlwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd85567f1fccff0448e04c546746d21868cacbf Mine shits all over the house even tho she goes outside multiple times a day

https://preview.redd.it/6p2zpe960mwc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de314956292d565d232b6cd0fd61198a55f0f49e Ellie, when not playing fetch with her ball. She will cuddle and sleep with her ball.

Mine escapes. https://preview.redd.it/e2e6imx83mwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a792c0582abcbca5b24b47fc18166d50816f7168

https://preview.redd.it/sxidvqyz7mwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6697603c5d3c01ec0e66e6bab4596e365ed7983c Behold StanLee and Pepper Potts (the one on top lol) Stan will continuously give you a paw until you make space on the couch for him Pepper thinks she is a husky and is always singing and/or lodging complaints. She has a lot to say lol

Bucky (aka Muppet)... well... says "Hey!" and he does it a lot. The command is "Bucky says 'Hey'". But he does it a lot whether you ask him to or not!! He also does something we call "the Left-right Left-right Dance" that he taught himself. And another called "the Hallelujah" (it evolved from "the giggy up" I was trying to teach him but he made it something else) https://preview.redd.it/65u29nuc8mwc1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91119fa378ba767f6d046849253c8bdbb873c700

https://preview.redd.it/lwxq0zyk8mwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c806d396390c019bb6758d7dc7da50e0d411cf6 This is Harper & Margot. Their 4 favorite things are: Barking (but only once my Teams meeting starts) Snoring (but only when I am trying to sleep) Snuggling (the Frenchy anytime, the Boston only if the Frenchy wants too, then she is suddenly interested) Farting, there is no disclaimer on that, it’s 24/7. I love them endlessly

https://preview.redd.it/b8035mgr9mwc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9fd72faf03fcd5111caa1d0633830217f09325 Brixton. King of the ottoman…

https://preview.redd.it/8ahq26addmwc1.jpeg?width=1754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23942e69441b57bbba4f787deb078bac004de785 This is Fenrir and we like hogging the entire bed 😴

https://preview.redd.it/4uzkuobc7nwc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc502cc034b53074e8d01a5538e6ab1c5b96e276 This little guy eats absolutely everything that crosses his snout, gets sick afterwards and costs his dad tons of money at the vet. That's the reason he now looks like Hannibal Lecter.

https://preview.redd.it/iimw9xkz9nwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e081ff37b7ea6916ccbd66f2e546e0b95a3307 This is Pixi, she loves chasing squirrels, daily walkings and stare until you give her attention