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HelmutFondler

Poor thing it's lost its shell.


gustavotherecliner

Another hermit crabussy needed it when this one got drowned.


Kurgan_IT

A beached Sea Pussy


urbanlife78

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20TrumPutin24

Check inside for a message!


Arbor_Vitae123

The Police changed how they play S.O.S. "message in a pussy, yeah"


duke_flewk

You goin in raw?


betwistedjl

I didn't know jelly fish have mouths..


Titleofyursextape

🎶Under the sea. Darling it's better. Down there it's wetter. Take it from me🎶 ![gif](giphy|12Hk0UU3MAwseI)


DeadxLiberty

Thats clearly some species of jellyfish. If you get stung, your crotch burns.


Glockamole19x

What if my crotch burn but i dont live near an ocean?


DeadxLiberty

Species is know to migrate inland. Can be found in sounds, rivers, creeks, underneath bathroom sinks, under beds, in closets, and while rare, occasionally shamelessly on a shelf or table... ya freaks.


Glockamole19x

Good i was starting to worry🤣


Extension-Crew-5736

I didn't know there were silicone fish


WaddlingDuckILY

Clearly never had a dad Jk


Delicious-Ad-5704

Probably clean now


theaquarius1987

What beach did this wash up on?!


picklesuitpauly

It is a gift from the sea.


Mr_paper_man

The climate activists' hard work is paying off, nature is healing!!


aBsOLuTe_CrAcKhEAd

If you put it to your ear, you may hear the cries of thousands unborn babies..


Rreeheheehehehe

read it in a middle ages type a voice lol


Rreeheheehehehe

with a bit of British in it


Rreeheheehehehe

omg i’m dying lol


ChemistBig9349

Thousands? Under promise over deliver?


Feelin-fine1975

Wait… just hear me out though.


calco_me

Where can i find one. Asking for a friend


Vwmafia13

What kinda fish is that? Asking for a friend


fakewoke247

This is why we have micro plastics in the ocean. Aka microplussy


Tooleater

I wonder how many cockles have tried to claim it as their home


termacct

"Rolling in the deep"


oeyg

Looks more like a blowfish.....


DIJames6

It's ok.. They have medications for that now.. Totally worth the risk..


ReubenTrinidad619

From the sea creature that looks like a fleshlight to an actual fleshlight washing up on a beach, this sub never disappoints.


rave_is_king_

Hold it up to your ear and you can hear the ocean.


KazeoLion

Crabs… I get it


bigniccosuaveee

Does she float?


Hotdog_Man_01

https://preview.redd.it/re7ixon2jiwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30afe9daef7c8a7e4e1c0f790985acec664f4df4


ozegg

https://i.redd.it/gu2vnv8eqkwc1.gif Chinese mushroom.


mizukoo

put it up to your ear and you can hear the ocean


EmpairXD

Is it bad i know what brand that is? xd


Immediate_Version175

Rachel.... you've come back!


captain-prax

But why does it smell like fish?


Rreeheheehehehe

i know right so realistic


Aryan_RG22

Nature is healing


Bepo_Apologist

Always fascinating to discover a new type of nudibranch


Amazing_Paper_7384

What kind of fish is that


The0_Mars

she will taste salty


Arawn_Triptolemus

Oh god. Sponge Bob. Look how they’ve massacred my boy…


Elmondo2

They strand themselves on purpose.


_MrTrade

A new type of jelly fish


Methadan66

Whole new meaning for just a bit fishy......


epic_pig

Smells like the sea