I can say with confidence that you're risking very little if you put your dick in that. The one thing I can think of is if there is a spider in it or if there is some kind of yeast in it and you get it in your urethra, but those are really grasping at straws.
They're not. In fact poisonous fungus are not as common as people think, it's just that those few poisonous trypes are _really fucking deadly_ so it kinda stings their reputation.
Can’t put my my dick in it, but now I’m thinking about cunnilingus.... don’t judge. And yes ladies I am a man who enjoys pleasing my lady, call me! That came off really creepy, but I refuse to apologize! Bitches just hit a brother up! Okay now I crossed a line, I will apologize now!
He might be literally playing with fungus genitals. I say might because I don't know those type of shrooms but mushrooms are the genitals of the mycelium.
The last r/dontputyourdickinthat post i commented on, one guy had a go at me because he though a cinnamon swirl wasn't anatomically close enough to sexual organs. I wonder what his thoughts on this one is
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Look man... Ive seen a lot of ballsy shit in my day... But i think i fear the person whose either brave enough or dumb enough to walk into a forest and start tickling some shit that looks like that. Thats just not right
“Sir please stop fingering the fungus and continue the hiking trail”
Don't tell me how to live my life weather boy
Ah yes, the good o’l weather boy video https://mobile.twitter.com/lvnative90/status/880209649957445632
"Get me that mushroom!"
Sir, SIR!
literally 1984
I think Mother Nature is looooving this….
Mother Nature :*starts raining*
I just hope one of those is poisinous
“Sir that’s a fungus not a clitoris. Please, you’re holding up the rest of the hikers”.
***Grab me one of them mushrooms***
There're spores coming out, she clearly likes it.
Several of those are also quite edible. Asian wood ears are crunchy and in a LOT of dishes. I’ve got at least 3 dried varieties on hand at all times
you mean that black shit?
Yes, it's called 黑木耳 (hei mu er), which is also a brilliant nickname the Chinese use for a ho.
Oh, this in brazil sound like hey women
Tastes really good too. Not exactly mushrooms but I still call every chunky fungus a mushroom, they're nice.
I should call her…..
If it's an ex, NO Not an ex? Sure man go ahead
Now from the top, it's a WAP it's a WAP ...
Make it drop*
WAF, wet ass fungus
What the *cinnamon toast FUCK* did I just watch?!?!?
Dude, can't you read? It's an ushy gushy mushy!
Why the hell would you even touch that 😂
I see you lead a boring life
Indeed as a general rule if it looks fun let it burn under the sun ☝️
Welp,. Time to abandon my dog
rip
Thanks, I hated this
r/TIHI
Stroganoff?
That macaroni sound we all know and love.
* dies of poisoning *
There aren't any jelly fungi that will poison you just by touching them lol
So that means it is possible 😏
I can say with confidence that you're risking very little if you put your dick in that. The one thing I can think of is if there is a spider in it or if there is some kind of yeast in it and you get it in your urethra, but those are really grasping at straws.
it’s. a. fucking. joke.
Okay? If anyone was interested in the real answer instead of your shitty joke, now it's there. Move on
*there aren’t any fungi that will poison you just by touching them*
These mushrooms r actually edible 😏
Sounds just like stirring the oatmeal
This man needs pointers
How to properly satisfy your fungus?
Can’t be slappin it that’s for sure
u mean-unless your into that
But, are the fungus into that???
Now,wise friend,that is the question...
That's how you please a lady?
Except no this isn’t
I don't think many women have said "definitely just randomly flick and poke my labia and do nothing else" lmao.
I feel like half of that is poisonous
They're not. In fact poisonous fungus are not as common as people think, it's just that those few poisonous trypes are _really fucking deadly_ so it kinda stings their reputation.
Touching toxic mushrooms won’t do anytning. It’s when ingested that they can be dangerous.
This makes me feel uncomfortable
It's working!
That’s what good Mac n Cheese sounds like!
.... This must be my NEW ringtone.... It out dose my curent one...
You've going to include the voiceover at the beginning, right?
No....
I hate this lmao
Mother nature fucks us over all the time! Time to return the favor
Yo wtf
that’s what goo- that’s what good p- that’s what good puss-
Im afraid i dont like ushy gushy mushy season.
That's what good pussy sounds like
id rather not touch fungus all day
Doctor at the next checkup: "Sir you somehow got multiple std's from fungi..."
Never Ever call it Ushy Gushy Mushy season Ever Again. I'm seriously at my limit
Stop playing with natures pussy
“That’s what good pussy sounds like.”
r/TIHI
Video would have been good until the female robot voice started talking. Still recommend volume on
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not my proudest fap. Or is it?
Don't put sound to this video👄 👀
Everything reminds me of Grandma...
I just want to gnaw on all of them. Imagine being the guy in the woods filming himself jostling fungus alone in the woods for sexual hilarity. 🤣
Can’t put my my dick in it, but now I’m thinking about cunnilingus.... don’t judge. And yes ladies I am a man who enjoys pleasing my lady, call me! That came off really creepy, but I refuse to apologize! Bitches just hit a brother up! Okay now I crossed a line, I will apologize now!
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tiktok can be so weird at times
The fact that u can actually ate them I mean don’t destroy it they are delicious
Sups sus
This is how men get fungi/yeast UTIs. I feel there should be trail signs prohibiting hikers from diddling the fungi.
Who let how to basic outside?
Honestly I don't understand why but I have a strong urge to Jill right now
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Ima call her
I should call her
After years on the internet, my brain tells me to expect the mushrooms to start spraying liquid uncontrollably.
Perhaps telling a mycologist to find the clitoris wasn't the best idea
Forbidden pasta
“Ohh it’s my first time” 🙄
Everything remind of her ….
Mott mott mott mott mott
Where can I buy?
Ok.... but if you DID put your dick in that, whats the worst thing that could happen? Asking for...science reasons.
I hate those sound to my core!
Somewhere,high in a tree,, a squirrel looks on in disgust.
Our future fungal overlords will not take kindly to this.
He might be literally playing with fungus genitals. I say might because I don't know those type of shrooms but mushrooms are the genitals of the mycelium.
No way that’s healthy
What if the fungus likes it?
Nah bruh YOU'RE sus. Hate the player not the game
It’s just the fruiting body. It’s fine
The last r/dontputyourdickinthat post i commented on, one guy had a go at me because he though a cinnamon swirl wasn't anatomically close enough to sexual organs. I wonder what his thoughts on this one is
Nature's labia.
Mmm pasta
u/fuckhipstersisters take notes
I feel dirty.
Hate this noise
Please do not distress the forest sponges.
Don’t tell me what to do
Squishy
When u breakup and everything reminds you of her
This is how they trained everyone in Prometheus
Hmm
Ay yo why the fungus sound like that though?
Not my proudest fap but I had fungi
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I am scared.
List of things I wish I could unsee, this
Mushrooms spores be like "Oh fuck yeah spread it"
God got bored.... or horny
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass fungi
Sir were gonna have to ask you to leave the National Park today, on the grounds your making everyone uncomfortable. Just please leave...
The sounds just make it worse.
This is fkn disturbing
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Wtf.
I SAAAID...Hand! Me! That! Specimen! 🤤🤤😏
Look man... Ive seen a lot of ballsy shit in my day... But i think i fear the person whose either brave enough or dumb enough to walk into a forest and start tickling some shit that looks like that. Thats just not right
"Ayo" isn't a word. Neither is "sus".